Miracle QQ group chat log: 2020/12/1710:23

Dead House 2: Huh? It seems that no one is there today?

Doom Warden: I'm here, I'm here! Small 2 small 2 look here!

Dead House 2: Oops, it looks like there's really no one around, so let's go online at another time. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Doom Watcher: Hey! It's an online chat, not a face-to-face conversation! This kind of meme is not interesting at all, is it!

Dead House 2: Ah, I'm sorry (laughs). But it doesn't make sense for Doomsday to be online.

Doom Watcher: Too much, too much! I said, don't look down on me too much, do you? Even if the other three people in this group are crazy people with big brains and mental problems, I really can't compare. But I'm also a graduate of a prestigious university, right? There are still more or less intelligence bonuses, right? No matter how you say it, it's better than you, right?

Dead House 2: It's stupid to say something like "intelligence bonus". And Brother Doom must not have a girlfriend, right?

Doom Watcher: ...... Today's wind is very noisy......

Doom Watcher: Anyway, little 2, you just want to discuss the topic of systematic reviews? I've already gotten the rating of "NPCs that can send quests", and the effect is a damage immunity for players below level 15. As for getting up close and personal with the player, leave it to those three crazy people. As a Doomsday Watcher, I just have to watch quietly from the sidelines.

Lu Renjia: Although this sentence is very imposing...... But in fact, I wanted to say it from just now, who do you say is crazy?

Catcher of Doom: Reckoning !!! Big brother, please spare me not to die!

Dead House No. 2: Brother Lu, are you online? Do you know what people are saying?

Lu Renjia: Your brother and I have both been evaluated as "NPCs who can send quests". Brother Turtle, he doesn't seem to be very interested in sending tasks, and I don't know what he's been up to lately.

Dead House 2: I see, sure enough, everyone is so good...... I've said it many times, number 1 is not my brother!

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"Inexplicably wasted two days in the Terracotta Army...... There is still a lot of money......" Lin Qing sat at the desk, holding his head in both hands and looking very devastated, "It's really a waste of a lot of money!" And every day, two men take a special Lori to visit the Terracotta Army.,The security guard looked at me very strangely! You also want me to drag that Lori in and find it, do you know how unreasonable the prices in the scenic spot are! Do you know that my pathetic living expenses are about to bottom out! You mean, I haven't been able to search for a small terracotta warrior for two whole days! ”

"First of all, we can't be sure that the thing is in the Terracotta Warriors and Horses ......" Pale Flame sat on the floor with his back against the wall, his expression full of sadness, "Secondly, even if it is really in the Terracotta Warriors, it cannot be ruled out that it has already been taken after excavation. In the end, not all the terracotta warriors and horses were dug up, and there were still several pits hidden deep in the ground...... I'd like to know why you're asking me to find something in two days...... Speaking of which, I've always wondered where your money comes from? ”

"Hmm...... I ran a few websites, organized small events, started a small business, and explained in detail that you don't understand, in short, I could cheat and make a little money while satisfying my personal hobbies. Lin Qing didn't seem to be very willing to explain his situation, "And then there are the savings I left over from my work-study in the past...... This part is almost eaten up by that foodie...... Speaking of which, can you players eat without restraint in the game? ”

"In principle, it's okay not to eat, but if you do, you'll feel full." Xiao Cang scratched her head, "So, looking at the situation of the golden scale, she should be able to eat so much in reality......"

"What's so ......" Lin Qing couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, then took a deep breath and changed the subject, "Actually, I've always been very strange, isn't it okay for you and Xiao Jin to shake around like this all day long?" You're more or less doing something, but Little Gold hasn't done anything, and he's used to it, what kind of game is this? The Sims? ”

"It's not ...... There is a difference between our games and your computer games. Xiao Cang turned his body and changed his posture, "You can understand, right?" Because we can get a real experience close to the real world here, we won't get bored even if it's a short time in daily life, so the speed of world exploration that players can accept has slowed down a lot, so although it's an RPG game, it's normal to not do anything dry in the pioneer stage for ten days and half a month. This time I revealed so much intelligence to you, and the system didn't even give you a hint...... So don't ask questions you already know the answer to......"

"If I hadn't been asking such questions, would you have been kind enough to answer them?" Lin Qing sat up straight and showed a bright smile again, "And even though I have already guessed the conclusion, I am always worried if I don't confirm it...... Okay, one last question - Xiaocang, do you feel happy as my pet? ”

"You still have a face!" Xiao Cang was instantly furious when he heard this, "I can tell you, now you only have one chance left to force your order!" If you dare to provoke like this again, if you turn around and order me to use all the lights, I will sharpen you into a stick and throw you into the basement to grow mushrooms! ”

Lin Qing slapped the table suddenly, stood up, and looked down at Xiao Cang from a condescending perspective, with a ruthless sneer on the corner of his mouth: "Just a little Cang has turned against you!" If you dare to be so arrogant again, my last order will be for you to cut yourself into a stick and roll into the basement to grow mushrooms for me!" ”

Suddenly, a white light flickered, and a blonde Lori wearing a gothic loli costume appeared beside Lin Qing and the others.

"Quarreling again? Why is Lin Qing always online? ”

"It's not a quarrel but a discipline of pets," Lin Qing's smile was still hearty, "As for why I'm always online...... Actually, it's just that I'm always a little bit ahead of the little gold, because I need to welcome the arrival of the little gold! ”

"Lie and don't make drafts...... Let me tell you that a hypocritical person like you has long been out of favor, "Although Xiao Cang was still leaning against the wall and looking up at Lin Qing, the disdain in his eyes seemed to be looking down, "The popular protagonists now are all spit hot-blooded teenagers with poisonous snakes on the surface, and their hearts are full of love and justice, and sometimes they are arrogant, just like me, do you understand?" ”

"Tsundere?" Lin Qing's eyes flashed, and his smile was a little colder, "In other words, you actually enjoy your days as someone else's pet, but you don't want to admit it because of your arrogance?" Suddenly I felt a little disgusting ......"

"Less!" Xiao Cang jumped up violently and yelled, "Who do you think would like to be an NP-"

"You still like NP!" Lin Qing interrupted Xiao Cang's words at a volume much louder than Xiao Cang's voice, and then instantly retreated more than ten steps back to the corner of the wall, "It's really disgusting...... How come I didn't find out before...... I don't want this pet anymore...... Can I return it? The return package is not free shipping......"

Xiao Cang reacted at this time, looked at the golden scale with a strange expression next to him, and sneered: "Golden scale, don't listen to his nonsense...... Speaking of golden scales, don't you have anything to do? It's not good that you can't keep up with the level in the wasteland stage-alas? What are you grabbing my wrist for? Feed! Haven't you given up yet! ”

After discovering that the verdict was still invalid, Gothic Lori withdrew her hand a little stupidly: "To judge sin, you have experience." ”

“…… This is really too much......" Xiao Cang was silent for a while, and then regained his spirits, "Okay, let's go again today!" ”

"I have a problem." Gothic Lori tugged at Xiaocang's sleeve, "Why do you want to go, keep repeating?" ”

"Didn't I explain?" Although he mocked Lin Qing's hypocrisy, Xiao Cang didn't seem to have any guilt for lying, and it was probably because he thought that there was a truth in what he said, "We're looking for a copy." After developing the quest system, we were idle for a while, and the daily routine was a bit boring. According to the analysis of the guy over there, there is likely to be a copy of a place like this that is well-known and has a long history? ”

"You guys, looking for a copy?" A voice that seemed a little childish sounded, "So, how about coming to me?" ”

"Hey......" Lin Qing stood up from the corner of the wall and laughed, "Little friend, did your parents tell you that trespassing on a private house is a crime......

The voice echoed, but there was no one: "I know that kind of thing, so I didn't come in, shouting two voices for you to hear at most is disturbing the people, you can find the aunt of the neighborhood committee to adjust it." ”

"Is that ......" Lin Qing smiled and took out his mobile phone, "Hey, Sister Wu?" There's a little bastard here who is disturbing the people! ”

"You...... Very interesting. Although the voice sounded like a child, the way it spoke gave people the feeling of being old-fashioned, "Hehe, you can come along......

"Wait for me first," Xiao Cang also spoke, "I don't plan to enter your copy of this alas......"

"Huh...... You're also very interesting, and so is that little sister over there...... You see, that neurotic didn't say anything like that, did he? Because he knows that you who have met the conditions for entry will not be able to escape......"