Chapter 1 Pink, Ask for Protection, Ask for Break That (Ask for the First Order!) )

Fortunately, this interview is not too rushed, at least three seconds and five seconds can still afford to wait, not to mention that the scene in front of me is full of highlights and interesting, the photographer is very high-spirited, and the audience below is also very happy. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

This can be seen in the skyrocketing number of online viewers and the snowflake barrage.

“666666666666666...”

"Damn, coach WE, it's a bit of a tiger!"

"A coach eats bananas live and earns millions a month!"

……

What else could Miller do at this time, he could only smile and watch Coach Xiao gobble up the banana and eat it.

But he was not so calm in his heart, he was a little afraid that Coach Xiao would finish eating one and come again.

If that's the case, then what should he do?

Miller hasn't figured it out yet.

After eating this banana, Coach Xiao threw the skin on the coffee table with a big grin, and then, under the stunned eyes of Miller and the audience, Coach Xiao took out a snow-white handkerchief from his trouser pocket, just like the empty boy in "Journey to the West", and wiped the corners of his mouth very handsomely.

Vomit!

……

"Poof! Ahem, ahem! ”

This focus battle between OMG and WE also attracted the attention of "Principal Wang".

Wang Sicong still watched while drinking water, and he couldn't hold back, spraying a screen full of water.

After spraying, "Principal Wang" didn't want to let go of the culprit who almost choked him to death, took his mobile phone, and "clicked" to take a picture of Coach Xiao's cosplay empty son, and sent it to his neck.

A picture, plus such a paragraph: "Nima, WE, the coach is also 6 years old, and he can pretend to be more forced than me!" Whoever has his phone, I'll have to talk to him! ”

Later, an expression of "laughing and crying" was added.

It seems that Coach Xiao was right before he came to the stage.

Not only did he become famous, but he also became popular, and he became popular.

You must know that as a big coffee with a neck, the number of fans of President Wang is about 15 million, and many of them are singers, movie stars, and various public figures with big wrists.

Most young people love to play and make trouble, and when they see such fun, so funny, and such strange things, they feel that they can't enjoy it just by forwarding it, so they simply find all the props, participate in it themselves, and also cosplay, and send their version to the scarf, by the way, @ Principal Wang.

Don't have a banana?

Then take the cucumber and make it up!

No white handkerchiefs?

Finally there is a rag! It's really not good, and facial tissues can make it up!

In less than half an hour, #吃香蕉的空虚公子#就上了热门围脖榜, the ranking is still very high.

At this time, if Coach Xiao can spare time to open the system and take a look, he will definitely find that his prestige and popularity are like riding a rocket, swishing.

Others may have watched and had fun, but Miller only felt pressure, because Coach Shaw's "empty boy" style made Miller "empty".

Miller was so interrupted by Coach Shaw that he ran out of words, and Miller suddenly found that his preset scenario and preset opening remarks could not be used!

Nima!

At this time, Coach Xiao, the "culprit" of all this, suddenly spoke: "Well, this banana is good, it is not cheap at first glance, it has to be a few yuan a catty!" Alas, it's not easy to live in Shanghai, and you can't afford to eat a fruit for dozens of dollars at every turn! ”

Following the empty son, a middle-aged uncle's breath came to his face.

Miller didn't know what to think, maybe subconsciously responded: "Well, Shanghai's fruits are indeed not cheap..."

"What the hell are you doing?! Look at where this topic has gone! Invite him to come, please come, not so that you can talk about how much a banana is here!! ”

In Miller's headphones, the LPL's live broadcast director roared viciously.

Seeing that the carefully arranged interview was broken step by step by Coach Xiao and slid towards the dark abyss, the director was so angry!

You know, the reason why he decided to let Miller interview this Coach Xiao was because he was worried that the baby's ability to control the field was not enough and he would not be able to hold the situation, but looking at the situation in front of him, it is obvious that even Miller's level is not good!

The beast always watched it from below, and he was so happy that he was about to laugh.

From the first time they met, Xiao Zhang gave the beast the feeling that it was difficult to control, and this person acted in a whimsical manner, which made people unable to guess at all.

The beast always ate the turtle several times because of this.

We all have this mentality.

If you plant too much in one place, and you really can't find a field, you will be happy to see the miserable image of others planting here.

The more miserable others plant, the more comfort and pleasure they get.

Miller's hosts actually need to control the situation, especially the domestic hosts, who often preset questions and even preset answers, luring the interviewee into their own set of tricks to achieve the effect of the interview.

But all of this was messed up by Coach Xiao's nonsensical actions.

"This kid, definitely on purpose! Hahaha! The beast always patted his thighs, behind his black-rimmed glasses, and his small eyes narrowed happily.

has been partnered with Xiao Zhang for a long time, and the beast boss generally understands him a little, at least he can vaguely feel some general context.

Mr. Beast felt more and more that at first glance, this Coach Xiao might think that he was funny or second-handed, but if you think carefully about what he did and then analyze the final result, you will find that every move he takes has a deep meaning.

In front of the public, what is the meaning of eating bananas in front of cameras and in front of tens of millions of viewers?

Others may not be able to understand it, but as a member of WE, the beast can understand it completely.

He even wanted to give a thumbs up and praise: "Wonderful! ”

After winning the IEM championship, the whole team entered a state of "inflation" of arrogance.

Resting on the usual times, resting on other teams, this kind of "expansion" is understandable, after all, he defeated the so-called "Korean Dad", and this is also a world champion anyway.

But after returning to China, the current situation that WE has to face is actually very grim.

If you can't get more points in the last few rounds of the league, you'll have to say goodbye to the playoffs and go to the relegation game.

If one is not careful, and even the relegation game is not able to play well, then this former king division will have to go to the minor league LSPL to "control the thunder and lightning".

WE is not EDG, nor is it LGD, it does not have so many league points to squander, in other words, the current grim status quo makes WE simply not have the capital to "swell".

Today, although it was OMG, the whole WE team was originally aiming for three points.

Before the game, all five players were full of confidence, even so confident that they underestimated the enemy.

That's a side effect of the title "World Champion".

As a bystander, the beast was always worried about this.

It's not that he's worried about WE losing "0:2", three points, WE can afford to lose now. What he really fears is that WE will collapse and fall into a period of "decadence" because of this.

Coach Xiao obviously realized this, he did not reprimand the players, nor did he use any psychological counseling or other methods, but used this unique way and method.

He is telling every player with his actual actions: "If you lose a game, the three points you get become one point, but it's not a big deal, the sky hasn't fallen, I'm relaxed, you guys take it easy!" ”

The effect is quite noticeable.

The players are now sitting on the sidelines and watching the interview with Coach Xiao on the big screen with great interest, and the beast can always see it from their faces.

After losing the game, the seriousness, frustration, unwillingness, and even self-denial on their faces all disappeared. At the very least, their attention at the moment has been successfully diverted by Coach Xiao's nonsensical actions.

In front of the camera, Miller forcibly reversed the topic: "Coach Xiao, WE and OMG shook hands one by one, please comment on these two games for us first." ”

It's a bit blunt, but it's effective.

Coach Xiao's answer was also very simple: "As the two commentators said, in these two games, one side crushes the game." Whether you win or lose depends on which side can control the overall pace of the game in their own hands. In the second game, we had a chance, but we couldn't take it ourselves, which is a bit of a shame. ”

Miller immediately grasped the flaw in Coach Shaw's words and asked, "The second game?" Did Coach Shaw say that Spirit made a mistake on the road? ”

When Coach Xiao heard this, he glanced at Miller and said in his heart: Sure enough, these guys just love to stir up trouble!

PS: It seems to be on the shelves, but I haven't even had time to write a testimonial on the shelves, so sad. Let's put it behind here, anyway, newcomers, don't understand anything, don't understand whether it's in the way.

Thanks to the editor-in-charge for the big blue light, the recommendation of this book has not been broken, and it is still forced to be put on the shelves, thank you, Mo Da!

Thank you all the time, in the group, in the book review area, rewarding, recommending, and supporting my book friends, Mo Da! This book is like a small pot of flowers, without your careful watering, it would not have lived until now, thank you!

The update has been very picky and touching.

But picking feet is a "colored pen", which has to be admitted. In terms of online articles, it is very unprofessional. In terms of League of Legends, I also have to pick my feet, a "strong king", as a handicap, as a player who will have a headache when I play two handfuls, I think I shouldn't be able to climb platinum in my life, this is a very sad thing.

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