"Ahh......h Although I chose a relatively close place, I still have to take a long time in the car......" Lin Qing's face was full of depression, "It's really annoying, there are so many humans ......"

Xiao Cang squinted at Lin Qing: "Personally, I think that your misanthropy can easily turn into anti-human tendencies. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Lin Qing sat up a little straighter, and said to Xiao Cang with an unusual smile: "I think your state of getting along with NPCs so harmoniously fully shows that you have no friends in reality......"

"Bastard! Say it as if you have a lot of friends! Besides, even if it's me, I'll make more or less friends by playing games, okay? Xiao Cang originally had a negative and stubborn expression, but when he suddenly saw a person, he shouted happily, "Golden Libra!" ”

Lin Qing followed the direction he was looking at, and then unexpectedly saw a girl, and she was a very beautiful girl. He was dressed in a long black dress, with a small black hat on his head, white gloves on his hands, and a black umbrella...... Lori, who was wearing a gothic Lori suit, was also a little surprised when she saw Xiao Cang's expression, and then walked over to the car.

"It's actually very feminine? Do you think you have very few friends? Die, recharge! Lin Qing spit out a very old groove, and then frowned a little confused and worried and said to himself, "Is it possible that this guy is the protagonist?" ”

Then the goth Lori came over and looked at Xiao Cang very seriously: "Pale Flame? ”

Xiao Cang looked excited: "Yes, yes, yes!" It's been a long time since we've seen each other! ”

Gothic Lori nodded, and then grabbed Xiao Cang's wrist: "In the name of my arbiter's bloodline, you are found guilty." ”

"There's such a friendly little game...... It can't be a childhood sweetheart, right? Speaking of which, you're dressed like a vampire, isn't it a bit out of place to say that the arbiter bloodline is a bit out of place? Lin Qing complained softly on the side.

"Sentence, imprisonment. Start executing. With Gothic Lori's calm words, Xiao Cang suddenly disappeared......

"Oh! it! Lin Qing's eyes widened, this was the first time in his life that there had been two completely unexpected situations in a row in an hour, "Xiao Cang went offline in order to cooperate with his little game?" There are so many unsuspecting NPCs in the car, the system should not allow it, and there is no white light when it is usually offline...... Really? Really locked up? Even Xiao Cang is not stupid enough to think that he is familiar with such a dangerous person, and he takes the initiative to greet him, right? ”

"Is it - a burglar?" Lin Qing frowned and thought, "It's normal that the opposing camps caused by special circumstances that have never appeared before can't react. But how do you know what kind of 'golden scale' it is? Is the 'Arbiter Bloodline' or something real? Do you really know that the other party is guilty? That's a bit of an exaggeration - but it's the player's ...... after all."

When Lin Qing was thinking, he suddenly found that there seemed to be some noise around him, and when he looked up, he found that the surroundings were already full of people, all of whom were talking about what to say, "There was a person just now who suddenly disappeared!" "The girl in the shape of a vampire said 'imprison' and the man disappeared! ”。 Seeing that the gothic Lori next to him was beautiful and frowning, and seemed to be very troubled, and it seemed that he was making another big move, Lin Qing hurriedly stood up, took out a black top hat from his pocket, wiped two more mustaches on his mouth, stretched the top hat forward and smiled and said to the onlookers: "Then this is the end of the big change show performed by our little sister of the golden Libra for everyone, everyone who has money has a money field, and those who don't have money - get out of the way as soon as possible, and after giving the money, I will perform the next magic trick for all rich uncles!" ”

"Huh? It turned out to be a magic show, ......" "There are street magicians like this in the Celestial Empire." "But don't you think that guy who asks for money is annoying?" "Yes, it's not ugly, but it's really annoying to talk......" With everyone's discussion, the crowd thinned out a little, and the rest of the people threw the money into Lin Qing's hat in twos and threes, as if they wanted to see the next magic trick.

"Hey! You! Didn't give money, did you? Go and go. And you, two cents can be considered money? What are you stupid about, you guy who gave Sanmao! Lin Qing continued to say a few very annoying words, and after driving away a group of audiences, he showed a flattering smile and said to the rest of the audience, "Okay, then I'll perform a world-shattering magic trick for everyone."

"You've just thrown money into this hat, right? But you see, there's no money in it now! How's that, isn't it amazing? Give me some more money, and I'll give you a better performance. Alas? Why are they all gone? Cut, a bunch of idiots, no eyesight at all, a bunch of dirt buns, I'm phew! Lin Qing beautifully played the image of an incompetent teasing magician, and after successfully driving away all the audience, he scolded and got out of the car. That goth Lori also silently followed him.

The two walked silently all the way to a secluded alley, and Lin Qing suddenly spoke: "I said, beauty, what are you doing with me?" Could it be that you were impressed by the powerful skills I just showed and wanted to worship me as a teacher? I can tell you, it's a skill book that I worked so hard to get, and I won't teach you if you ask me. If you're willing to warm my bed, you can consider it. ”

"You're dangerous and annoying." Gothic Lori spoke in a sweet, staccato voice, "You're lying. It's just that your hands are fast and your hat has holes. ”

"Does this girl still have such a cute point as having no mouth? Handing it over to Xiaocang is really a tyrannical thing. Lin Qing thought about something very indifferent in his mind, with a gentle smile on his face, "Really? I can't tell you're amazing. ”

"There is no truth in your mouth." Gothic Lori's words made Lin Qing's smile stiffen slightly, "Personally, I hate you very much." Moreover, you lied and are guilty. ”

Saying that, Gothic Lori grabbed Lin Qing's wrist, Lin Qing didn't dodge, and said with a smile: "The lie I told just now was good to everyone, and I am also a good heart, can't it be regarded as guilty, right?" ”

Gothic Lori ignored him and said with a serious expression: "In the name of my arbiter's bloodline, I will judge you guilty." The sentence is imprisonment, and the execution begins! However, five seconds later, nothing happened.

The evil smile on Lin Qing's face was like a villain in an ancient animation: "How is it?" I said I wasn't guilty, right? ”

"......" Gothic Lori was silent for a moment, but still did not give up, "Sentence to death, execute immediately!" ”

"Hey, how did it suddenly become a death sentence? Is it because you think I'm resisting arrest? That's not good! The law enforcers who arbitrarily sentence are themselves the most guilty, right? The evil smile on Lin Qing's face almost flowed out of the evil essence of black liquid, but the verdict still has not taken effect, so it can only be considered that Lin Qing is a good person who is evil on the surface but pure in his heart and has never committed a crime...... "What kind of expression do you have?" Dissatisfied with not being able to convict a good man as completely innocent as me? As a law enforcer, your thinking is very dangerous, don't you need to punish yourself with a small punishment? ”

Gothic Lori looked at Lin Qing's face full of evil aura, and reluctantly spoke again: "Terrible-looking, guilty!" Verdict! Death penalty! Execute it now! ”

"That's a bit unreasonable......" Lin Qing restrained his smile a little and said with a serious look, "Little sister, if you really think that the eldest brother is guilty, but you can't judge me, then there is something wrong with the judgment system, right?" So, it's possible that the Pale Flame Big Brother you just caught in was mistaken, right? You know him, right? How can that kind of pure, good, and stupid person be guilty? How about letting him out? Let it out, big brother, buy you lollipops to eat......"

Little Lori looked at Lin Qing silently, and then bit him hard, "Wow-" and cried.

"Are the players all a bunch of teasers...... Lin Qing sneered in his heart, "Xiao Cang has been caught, and this girl's ability will also be affected by the effect of 'NPCs who can send tasks'." Looking at it this way, I am the protagonist, and the goddess of fate is still on my side! ”

"Well, don't cry." Lin Qing's smile became very soft again, and he took out his pocket casually, "Come, brother will give you a lollipop, don't cry, okay?" Good ......"

"Strawberry ......" Golden Libra glanced at the lollipop, whispered, and then began to cry.

"What did you say?" Lin Qing's expression twitched slightly.

"I don't eat strawberry flavors!" Golden Libra cried out loud.

"......" Lin Qing was silent, "I would rather be the protagonist in such a group of pathetic characters who are either worried about IQ or EQ, ......"