Chapter 5: Let's go wild, Mushroom King (ask for collection)
At the beginning of the game, because it was a double row, the waiting time was a bit long, and it took about five minutes to wait, so during this time, it was up to Zhou Tai's mouth, and at first he told a few jokes, but it didn't have much effect, and then Zhou Tai directly put aside the festival and began to tell yellow jokes. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Today my husband came back from the field, and met my best friend on the way to buy vegetables, it turned out that she knew that my husband was back, and was about to go to my house, and said a few words to her, so I went to buy vegetables, but looking back, she was still wearing short skirts and stockings in the autumn, and she was really not afraid of freezing to death.
"Anchor, you little yellow, the smaller the worse, the worse!"
"Eun! My face is red! ”
"The anchor is a ** silk, this is Nima's joke?"
"Huh! I'm just a joke, and the students who understand it in seconds consciously face the wall! Zhou Tai said with a smile.
But this made Zhou Tai a little speechless, the joke is told to you, you ignore it, this yellow joke is more serious than the other, and after listening to it, he is still talking about me here, who is bad? I'm an adult.
"Little brother, I don't think you've changed someone! Why did you say that the tone of voice has changed? The queen typed, due to the influence of the yellow joke, the people who spoke had reached a good level, an average of five pages per page, even so, but the golden, shining ID, even if there were many people, could not hide the slightest.
"Yesterday it was me named Zhou Tai who spoke, and tomorrow it will still be the funny Zhou Tai who will sit in front of the camera!" Zhou Tai said, I don't know how many people coaxed as soon as he said this, but the queen on the other side could only hide his smile.
Time flies quickly during the conversation, and before you know it, the game has entered the moving mode, but Zhou Tai is actually on the first floor, which makes Zhou Tai a little confused, the first floor is the core of this team, if the selected hero is not moved correctly, or if one is missed, it will have a significant impact on the game experience of this game, but Zhou Tai doesn't plan to do this, because it won't be too boring.
decisively moved down the pig girl, Lulu, and the big mouth, and the opposite Carter, the scarecrow and the stone man, in the S3 period, this is a very common move in the low rank, but it seems that I was also scared stupid by Zhou Tai's move.
"The anchor is a god? Babies can't read it! ”
"The anchor hasn't done his homework yet, has he? What a shit! ”
"Don't say that! What if the anchor is deliberate! ”
"The last student said it very well! That's right, I did it on purpose! There is a mythical beast called the pig deer butterfly in the island country, and you can draw conclusions by referring to this! Zhou Tai said.
"Pig (Pig Girl) Deer (Lulu) Butterfly (Butterfly Skin with Big Mouth)! I can't help it! ”
"Really! The creativity of the streamers is truly endless! ”
"Hey! You can't imagine that your realm has not yet reached that level! If you are interested, you can learn from me! Follow me to learn how to play and give birth to a baby for you (computer-controlled excavator stir-frying)! Zhou Taikan said in a mountain style, but although the tone of his speech is a little disgusting, but there are also many people who like it, just like why men are willing to find a mistress, because they haven't seen it outside, and the anchor is like this, other anchors are soft, let others pinch it, and it is also a flavor to meet an anchor like Zhou Tai.
"Anchor! The time is almost up! A netizen reminded that it also cost a dragon coin, and bought a special effect to make the subtitles bigger, and there is a sound, but I can only say one sentence, and a dragon coin is a dollar.
"I'll go! Really! Zhou Tai saw that the time was almost up, and he didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and directly selected a hero, and the familiar tone spread throughout the live broadcast room: "Captain Teemo is dying!" ”
"I'm rubbing! Mention millions! What is the anchor going to play? ”
"Timotimo, die a million times a day, you can circle the earth three times when you enclose it, and you can quickly scout a million, not all heroes can die a million."
"Why are you talking so ugly? Teemo is very strong! What do you say? ”
"That's it! Question: Mo Duomeng, don't hack him! ”
The barrage instantly brushed up again, there are some people who want to defend their rights Timo, most of these people are sisters, and some people are losing Timo, most of these people are men, and they are also single, but this phenomenon shows that Timo has equal status in the hearts of these people, but one head is up, supporting it, and the other is down, eager to fall to death.
"Stop, stop!" In the end, Zhou Tai couldn't stand it, because it had begun to gradually turn from maintenance to chaos, which made Zhou Tai have to come forward to comfort him, "Is Timo strong!" Let Brother Tai show you something! If this game is my carry! Teemo is a very strong hero, but if you can't carry it, Teemo is a pit! What do you think! ”
"Since the anchor speaks loudly! I won't bother with you, you single Wang! The defender said mischievously, and Zhou Tai looked at the ID (cute Tutu Tutu), you can imagine that this must be a naughty girl.
Due to the contradiction between these two parties, when Zhou Tai came back to his senses, he found that the game had begun, and the time had reached a minute, which made Zhou Tai a little speechless, why did he choose the hero so accurately, why did no one prompt this? But fortunately, the top is a demon queen, and there is nothing wrong with the rune talent.
Zhou Tai looked at the lineup of the two sides, Timo against the barbarian king, the glorious cannon Niang (medium single small cannon), the jungler is a blind monk, the monkey plays hooligan, the leather gloves are at home, the fate artillery is carried on the shoulder, wearing a golden armor to kill the hook, and a milk exit is safe in the world.
(Junglers are blind and monkeys!) On the lower road, there is a female policeman and a wet nurse, and the machine and the male gun are the first to talk about Zhou Tai's side. )
And the lady Catherine of Picheng, who the queen naturally used.
"Don't use it on the road!" Zhou Tai typed directly.
"Not really! Can you beat three brutes with a million? The blind monk couldn't help but laugh, it seems that this world Timo has been hung up with the title of pit god, and it is still very deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
"I don't need it, I don't need it!" Zhou Tai typed and said casually, thinking to himself, why are you so disobedient, didn't you see my front poke.
One minute and thirty seconds for the creeps to go online, and it takes thirty-five seconds to reach the top lane, and it only takes twenty-five seconds for the middle lane, although the time is a little delayed, but the number of creeps is the same, thirty seconds for a group of creeps, a group of six creeps, and seven for sports cars.
"What about the next road?" A netizen asked, because Zhou Taiyi accidentally whispered this data.
"Down the road.... Forehead! The lower road is the same as the upper road, if you don't believe it, look at the terrain of the summoner's canyon! Zhou Tai said, it seems that the student who asked the question doesn't understand this game.
The creep is online, Zhou Tai added E skills, after seeing the barbarian king, he directly A barbarian king, seeing that the barbarian king wants to fight, just A once, and then enter the grass, blocking the field of vision, the pursuit of the small soldier also had to be terminated, if the opposite barbarian king doesn't care, then continue, just like this, the barbarian king has residual blood, and he has to add Q skills, back a little blood.
But it's useless, the disadvantage of the barbarian king is that he has short hands, no control, and high damage, but if he doesn't have anger, it's also for nothing, so Zhou Tai is bullying this, and you return blood? That's just right, I'm not angry, I'll see how you fight!