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In the dimly lit bar, the dance floor is full of flowers under the swirling colorful lights and the sound of shocking music that resounds throughout the bar.

Navarro was flirting on the dance floor with a glass of wine and a scantily clad woman in a golden curl.

Iroh and Emar, who were standing not far from him, kept coaxing: "Hey... Closer, closer!" Yes, yes, that's beautiful! This awesome David has really given us a lot of insight, not like a certain David... ”

Of course, it was Iroh who said this, and he turned his head to David Silva.

David Silva is not angry, because his girlfriend is holding his arm, and if he fights back with words at this time, he is estimated to be the first to pay a heavy price for his right arm.

After a while, several singles who didn't bring their girlfriends sat together with a beautiful girl in their arms.

"Okay, that's good!" Navarro looked at the woman Elo was holding and complimented.

"That's a must, and don't look at who I am!!"

Iroh's waist was suddenly straight.

Giggles...

The blonde beauty he was holding suddenly burst out of laughter, which was really showy, and it felt like a smile in the city.

"For this relaxation of ours!"

"Cheers!"

"For us to break through from the devil's schedule!"

"Cheers!"

"To celebrate Pablo's return from injury!"

"Cheers!"

"For..."

"Cheers!"

Fortunately, Iroh's alcohol consumption is very good, otherwise he would really be drunk by this group of wine barrels, and in a short time, three cases of beer bottomed out, and on average, each person drank nearly half a case.

After drinking so much wine at once, it is natural to slow down for a while.

・・・・

"Hey, hey, I'll tell you a joke from my own experience."

Aurelio said lewdly, covering his mouth.

Joke? This is everyone's biggest entertainment, so they have put the focus on Aurelio.

"When a friend's wife of mine went to the hospital, the nurse wanted to register her, asked her for her phone number, and she wrote it. Later, she asked what was the due date of the child? The nurse said November. She may be used to it, maybe she is too nervous, and said casually: Is it this year? Oh my God, isn't it this year, it's next year? The nurse was shocked and said: Of course it's this year, next year will be too long, and my friend and I next to me are laughing all the time! ”

Hahaha――

"Your friend's wife is so funny, could it be your own wife?" Aimar quipped.

"How is that possible!"

Aurelio's old face flushed.

"Cut, what are you! I'm telling you, I, Raul, and Ike have a very good memory, haha... That's a joke! When we were in the youth team, it was so funny! Hiccup—"

David Silva is a good drinker, but he likes to talk a lot when he drinks too much.

At this time, everyone's attention was on David Silva, they were very interested in what happened to Arlo in the youth team, and several beauties who accosted him also pricked up their ears one after another!

Iroh and Albiol also sat up straight, smiling, and looked at David Silva.

They wanted to know what could come out of David Silva's mouth.

"That's the pie we did at Raul's house, Hiccup -- we started telling jokes when we had eaten and drunk, but we had a rule that whoever didn't laugh at a joke would be punished, and as a result -- Hiccup, Raul was very unfortunate -- haha, he became the first person to be punished, do you know what that punishment was? Haha..."

Everyone turned their heads to look at Albiol, and he was immediately embarrassed.

At the same time, I have to say that David Silva's laughter is really low.

"Go on, David!"

Everyone can't wait to see what the next punishment will be.

"Please allow me to laugh again-haha, hiccup-"

"Do you say it, David!!" Now Navarro was also anxious, and hurriedly urged.

"The punishment is to call the eight o'clock section of Radio Valencia on Gender Health and ask about sexual dysfunction - do you know what Raul's excuse is? At that time, you didn't laugh at Ai and I to death! He actually said that he with his girlfriend - love can't be hard, hahahaha"

Hahaha――

The crowd burst into laughter.

"Raul has a lot of bad ideas, he used this excuse to trick the female anchor into his show, touching himself and moaning!"

Hahahaha-

Everyone just finished laughing, and now they laugh again! So I didn't notice the change in the face of Albiol's new girlfriend, Vanessa Berry.

But Albiol soon found out, and he said: "Honey, why didn't you laugh?? ”

"Why am I laughing??" Vanessa Berry's face immediately stiffened, and the eyes that looked at Albiol became cold.

"Why can't you laugh?" Drinking too much, Albiol did not notice the details.

"Huh?? There seems to be a case!! Iroh noticed Vanessa Berry's expression for the first time, and immediately pulled Navarro and Aimar, who were still laughing, and whispered.

The two of them finally stopped smiling and said, "It seems that this is really the case!" ”

As if they had discovered a new world, they looked at Albiol and his girlfriend!

That's it!

Vanessa. ・Berry had a cold face, picked up the wine glass and threw it at Albiol: "Because I'm the female anchor who was teased by you!" ”

"Shameless!!"

While everyone was surprised, Vanessa Berry kicked Albiol again, picked up her bag, and walked out.

Then, rubbing his calves, Albiol staggered and ran out, "Wait for me, dear! ”

What's going on?

Countless question marks suddenly popped up on the heads of several people!

"Oh my day, this is too bloody??? Iroh was the first to react and complained.

"Haha, that's it—Raul is going to kneel on the washboard this time!"

Aurelio continued, saying.

"Haha-"

Although Albiol left early, everyone's interest did not fade because of this, but there was this joke, and the conversation became more and more open, like Navarro's peeking at the neighbor's sister taking a bath when he was a child, Aurelio was angry before entering the youth team, and kicked the window of his classmate's house that was not pleasing to the eye, and Aimar blew up that he only lasted a few minutes in the first night, and everyone smoked with laughter at that time. Of course, Iroh also revealed that when he was in high school in China, he hid in the back of the classroom to watch AV.

And David Silva told how he met Daphne Joy since he was a child, and then how he successfully courted him, and everyone was so happy. Marchena children's shoes also revealed a peerless secret: when he was in elementary school, he stole five pesetas of children's shoes.

Under the influence of alcohol, Ailuo suddenly asked: "Why don't we marry brothers of the opposite sex?" ”

Navarro's eyes lit up and he slapped his thigh, "Great idea!" ”

It seems that these two have been murdered by the Chinese historical drama "Water Margin", which has been flooded recently...

"What does it mean to be brothers of the opposite sex?" Aimar, who was attending their group event for the first time, asked incomprehensibly.

So, Navarro said a lot of things, and then gave many, many examples, before these non-Chinese teammates understood the meaning of 'becoming brothers of the opposite sex'.

"Isn't that the underworld?"

David Silva was hesitant.

"Underworld?? I love this!! Especially the Italian mafia!! It's so windy!! Do you want to 'bow down' now? ”

Hearing about the underworld, Aymal was immediately excited!

"That's been my dream since I was a kid!"

Aurelio yearns for it infinitely.

Three small black lines appeared on both Iroh and Navarro's brows at the same time.

"I'll go! What kind of thoughts!! Navarro rolled his eyes and almost fainted.

In addition to Iro, who knows the specific meaning of 'becoming brothers of the opposite sex' best, who made this guy fall in love with watching Chinese historical dramas recently...

In the end, Iroh and Navarro explained for more than half an hour, and the 'black fans' understood the specific meaning, and I have to say that the cultural differences between China and the West are too great.

The female companions around them were stunned for a moment.

"Ahem—"

Navarro coughed, moistened his throat, and then took the lead.

"I, David Navarro"

"I, Carlos Marchena"

"I, Favio Aurelio"

"I, Pablo Aimar"

・・・・

"Married as brothers of the opposite sex in lan-kwai-fong, blessed and shared with hardships, and women all bubbled-"

The six of them said in unison.

・・・・

But soon David Silva was served by his girlfriend's 'Nine Yin White Bone Claws', so he quickly changed his words, rubbed his waist that was a little painful, and said: "There are blessings and hardships, and there are women who bubble..."

Hahahaha-

"I really can't see David, you still have the symptoms of 'strict wife', it's too inferior!"

Iroh took a sip of the juice from the bar, his eyes scornful to David Silva.

However, this was selectively ignored by David Silva.

Then, everyone's focus is on who is the boss, and then the second and third...

"I'm going to be the boss!! I'm the most handsome..."

"I'll go, you ugly, am I the most handsome?"

", I'm the most handsome!"

"Nima, I'm the best at scoring, I'm the boss"

Iroh said, straightening his waist and holding his head high.

The reply to him is, of course, an infinite middle finger.

In the end, because of the dispute over who was the boss, it was later decided to use the date of birth as the base.

The eldest Marchena, the second Aurelio, the third Aimar, the fourth Navarro, and the fifth David Silva, now Iello is going to cry.

"Nima's, this David was born a month earlier than me, it's not fair!"

At this time, the eldest Marchena moved to Elo, patted his chest and said, "Haha, if Ai dares to bully you in the future, you tell me, I'll beat the fuck!" ”

"Yes, yes, fuck it!"

"Let's fuck him!"

・・・・

This is a group of underworlds!

Iroh was speechless.

"My boss is so nice!!" As the second eldest, Aurelio's eyes lit up.

To celebrate the day of being brothers of the opposite sex, a group of 12 opened six rooms in the hotel across the street from the nightclub that night under Navarro's Jianyì.

As for what was done, it should be mmm

It is said that after the incident, David Silva made a special trip to thank Navarro for the idea, because he took the opportunity to finally get rid of his 19-year debut.