"Huh? What's wrong? Is this a change of volume? Lin Qing's face was full of shock, "What is this doing!" Why does the end of a volume let a trick with no drama come to an end! Shouldn't the end of a volume be a handsome, dashing, suave, and glorious protagonist who counts the income, shows the harem, and then pretends to be a few forced to end in a very stylish way, right? What do you think the reader is doing with a multi-perspective plot where you don't know what you know, the content is fragmented, the preface doesn't match the afterword! Don't you just want to have a good time at the end! ”

"Tsk - you unpleasant bastard. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info" The pioneer Pale Yan was standing in the kitchen at the moment struggling against the pot, "You huddled aside to read a novel while others were working hard, and you were still talking nonsense there!" - Oh shit! ”

"Haha, Xiaocang, I told you a long time ago, no matter what you do, you must be serious, and you must look like you are doing something." Lin Qing stood up from the computer desk, shook his fingers, and showed a smug smile on his face, "Look, you see, you are obviously doing the work of a cook but you want to complain without doing your job, and the great chef god will punish you, right?" ”

"Punish your sister!" Xiao Cang roared angrily, "Isn't it just that there are two drops of oil splashed on your face!" Is that the punishment of the great chef god only to this extent-ahhhhhh Pain hurts pain ......"

Lin Qing slapped the table, and also roared angrily, and his voice was three points louder than Xiao Cang: "What did you do, Xiao Cang!" All the lessons you sprinkled on the ground are my oil! That's all money! It's money, bastard! ”

"It's a penny! It's a murder weapon, bastard! Xiao Cang's voice was like killing a pig - in fact, it should be said, like a pig being killed. He himself rolled on the ground like a pig, "You still have no humanity!" I'm burning to death! ”

"Cut, the player can be resurrected if he dies anyway." Lin Qing pursed his lips disdainfully and sat back in his place, "See?" This is what happens when you insult the great chef god while cooking. ”

"Didn't I tell you everything, the meaningless death in the pioneer stage will be forbidden to go online again!" Xiao Cang roared in pain.

"But the pioneer phase ended two days ago, right?" Lin Qing smiled, "The total duration of the Pioneer Stage is only in the world on your side - I mean three days in the real world and nine days on our side. In other words, the frontier ended the day before yesterday, that is, the day of the winter solstice when I personally cooked a dumpling for you mythical beasts who only ate and did not pull, didn't it? ”

Xiao Cang was stunned for a moment, and after thinking for a while, he casually took a knife from the side and stabbed him in the neck.

"Huh? What's going on? I committed suicide after I exposed it? Lin Qing couldn't react at once, "Did I trigger any strange special effects?" After I reveal a secret, the player will kill himself or something? ”

Lin Qing scratched his head and smiled: "Oh, I see. Resurrect, my pet One! ”

"What an annoying title - and what kind of inexplicable setting you just said." Xiao Cang's body suddenly turned into white shards and disappeared from Lin Qing's field of vision, and at the same time, Xiao Cang walked out of the toilet and turned his neck, "Well, although it feels weird, but it's much more comfortable this way." ”

"Sure enough, if you are in the closed beta stage, you can be resurrected freely? After that restriction was lifted, it got into trouble. Lin Qing had already walked to the kitchen to take over the work that Xiao Cang had not been able to complete, "Well, the blood stains on the knife are gone, this is a very convenient setting." But that's of course - because the player is in the form of an observable soul. ”

Because Lin Qing's last sentence suddenly became smaller, and the sound of frying suddenly became louder, Xiao Cang didn't hear the divine turn of Lin Qing's last sentence, but continued the previous words and said, "Speaking of which, how do you know that the closed beta has begun?" I didn't tell you - in fact, if I'm not mistaken, I didn't even mention the name of the Pioneer Phase. ”

"No? You see, the title of the first volume is clearly written -- ahem, I mean, you mentioned me clearly in chapter one or chapter two. Lin Qing shrugged, "Of course, you may have taken that analysis of the surrounding environment as a psychological monologue, but in fact you have already spoken out." ”

"I really don't know how your chapters are divided and where they start......" Xiao Cang pouted, "You mean when we first met?" Ah, it feels like a long time - even if it's only three days in the real world. I still remember that you rubbed with me for hours with nonsense about historical knowledge, which made me have a psychological shadow on you for a long time afterward...... Gosh, I still think it was a sad memory when I think about it now. ”

"That knowledge of history is useful, isn't it?" Lin Qing also seemed to remember what happened at that time, and smiled very happily, "At least with their help, we explored the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor - and then got your cultivation manual." ”

"No, I don't think that bunch of myths and stories you've told me are useful." Xiao Cang's expression was very unhappy, "Well, why didn't I run away at that time?" Ah, I remember, I couldn't attack you then-"

"Time flies." Lin Qing didn't pay attention to the kitchen knife that Xiao Cang waved at the back of his head, but sighed, "In the blink of an eye, Xiao Cang, you are also a level 21 player." ”

"Instead, I fell from the fourth place on the ranking list." Xiao Cang put aside the kitchen knife and stepped aside a little disappointed, "I don't know why, I can attack you now, but unfortunately, killing you now will be bad for me......"

"Time flies." Lin Qing sighed again, turned off the fire, and began to plate the dishes, "Now the restrictions on players are smaller, and the players' abilities are also increasing-even Xiao Cang has mastered skills other than gathering." ”

"What nonsense are you talking about! You're not done yet, are you! Xiao Cang was suddenly detonated in an instant, and roared angrily, "What kind of skill other than the collection technique!" That "Introductory Cultivation Method" looks thick, and when you open it, there are only two words in total, 'jumping pit'! As long as you are willing to endure hardships, you can fully grasp it in a year or half a year. Die, door-stealing bastards! ”

Lin Qing smiled and brought the dishes to the table, and said in a comforting tone: "Okay, okay, you're a player, this level of physical training won't take a few days to reach the standard, right?" Won't you be able to continue reading that "General Outline of Thieves" in a few days? ”

"What were you talking about?" A white light flickered, and a blonde Lori wearing a black gothic loli suit and holding a black parasol in her hand appeared at the dinner table, grabbing Lin Qing's wrist, "In the name of my arbiter's bloodline, you are found guilty." The sentence is imprisonment, and it is executed immediately! ”

"Hey, little gold, how many chapters haven't we met! I miss you so much! Give, lollipop. Lin Qing happily hugged Lori, and at first Gothic Lori struggled for a while, and then stopped after getting the lollipop, allowing Lin Qing to keep messing with her hairstyle. Oh my God, little gold is so cute! Lin Qing thought very moved in his heart, and then felt a trace of sadness, "Little Gold is also level 19 now, it's time to think about quarantine measures - but Little Gold is so cute!" ”

"Enough is enough, you lolicon!" Xiao Cang had a look of contempt on his face, "Now you are really getting more and more shameless, bastard!" Speaking of golden scales, haven't you given up yet? You're really patient......"

"Boss Yan! It's not right for you to complain like this! Boss Yan, you have lost a heart to complain, and you are just complaining for the sake of complaining! Casual player Dark Forest also appeared in the living room with a white light, and for some reason he was still wearing a white tank top and black shorts in such a winter...... "The correct way to complain should be like this!"

Saying that, Xiao Hei took a deep breath, and then roared out loudly: "Boss, don't you meet every time you eat!" How many chapters haven't met, what the hell hey! ”

"I feel sorry that such a cute character as Little Gold has never appeared in the copy of the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor." Lin Qing pressed his hands on his chest, and his face showed a heartbroken expression, "It's because the data of this book is so ugly!" ”

"Lin Qing, what are you talking about dangerous topics......" Xiao Cang pressed his temples with both hands in some pain, "Be careful that the author replaces me as the protagonist in a fit of anger?" I've already said that a protagonist like you, who is full of lies and has a dark heart, is a street goods! Only a character like me who is full of a sense of justice, can fight, can carry and complain, and has a poisonous tongue on the surface and blood in his heart is the material for the protagonist! ”

"No matter how much you rob it, you can't take away my position as the protagonist, haha! And you see, now even you admit that I'm the main character, haha! Lin Qing laughed proudly, "Well, since this is the case, everyone is almost here, right?" You guys are almost exclusively online at dinner time now, is that the food I cook that good? ”

"Less! It's mostly me cooking, okay bastard! Xiao Cang shouted, "Also, haven't people come yet?" Aren't you going to treat your NPC group to dinner today? ”

"Oh, don't you say I forgot about it." Lin Qing shrugged his shoulders as he spoke, "But in fact, it doesn't matter, the more noteworthy Miss Zhang Lanhua went back to the countryside, Mr. Lin Hu was busy with his great ** career, and the remaining three were basically just waste added for some inexplicable reasons - such as secondary disease and radio wave sickness." ”

"Who do you say is trash! Lin Qing! Bai Yue walked into the door naturally with the key, followed by two fifteen or sixteen-year-old boys dressed in black coats, black suits, black leather shoes, and black sunglasses in the middle of the night, as if they were ready to start a war with aliens lurking on the earth, "Come and see this-it's a wanted notice!" ”

"That's it?" Lin Qing leaned over and looked at the photo on Bai Yue's mobile phone, "It's far worse than "One Piece", ......"