"Yo, good morning, Sister Wu. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info" Lin Qing greeted with a smile on his face.

"Xiao Linzi? You've been going out more and more often lately. Aunt Wu also looked very happy, "This one next to her is Xiao Cang, right?" Ah, it's been a long time, and it looks like you're in a much better mood than the last time we met! ”

"Ah, haha, thanks to your concern." Xiao Cang scratched his head embarrassedly, and then whispered, "Isn't that nonsense!" Last time, I was dressed up for an hour to get that daily task of cleaning! I can't even recognize the last refugee look, ahhhh ”

"Haha." Lin Qing smiled cheerfully and patted the back of Xiao Cang's head, "Well, Sister Wu, are you taking your grandson out to play?" Come, boy, call Grandpa Lin, grandpa will take you to see the goldfish. ”

A ten-year-old child who followed Aunt Wu reluctantly walked to the front and rolled his eyes: "Your grandson is becoming more and more arrogant-ah! The child, who was slapped hard by Aunt Wu, rolled his eyes again and stuck out his tongue again.

"This stinky boy has said that he is called big brother! Xiaolinzi, you too, it's better not to joke about this kind of thing! Aunt Wu obviously didn't fully understand Lin Qing's jokes, otherwise her perception of Lin Qing might be greatly reduced......

"Ahh Lin Qing's smile somehow gave people a very cheap feeling, bent down, and smiled at the child, "Okay, I don't like to watch goldfish, big brother will give you lollipops?" ”

"Perverted!" The kid snorted, "I don't understand—ah......"

In the middle of speaking, the child was slapped on the head by Aunt Wu again.

Aunt Wu smiled and said, "Xiao Linzi, are you going out with Xiao Cang?" ”

"Ah, it's been more than half a month since he's been here, and he feels like he's almost recovered." Lin Qing patted Xiao Cang's shoulder affectionately as if he was affectionate, "It's almost time to take him out to see the world." ”

"......" the corners of Xiao Cang's mouth twitched, "Yes-yes...... When I went back to the Terracotta Army, I felt that your side had a long history and was very valuable for research-haha, haha......"

"That is, you really have to go around outside. Thanks to Xiao Cang, Xiao Linzi is not staying at home all day now, and he can't move. And our Yongping is indeed worth a turn, no matter how you say it, it's ten-ten-" Saying that, Aunt Wu suddenly got stuck, and after seeing Lin Qing's gesture to her, she continued, "It is also the ancient capital of the Thirteen Dynasties, and the historical background must be quite a lot-I mean, quite strong." ”

"We got it." Lin Qing smiled and nodded, "Then we won't bother you, you guys have fun." ”

It took a lot of effort to say goodbye, and the two groups finally went in different directions.

"I said, what was that kid going to say? Why does Aunt Wu seem to be a little nervous? ”

"Oh? Xiaocang, your observation is getting stronger and stronger. Lin Qing glanced at Xiao Cang with some surprise, "Well, combined with the context, I think it should be-'I really don't understand how such an excellent person can talk to me with a face.'" 'That's it. ”

"What kind of context is this?" Xiao Cang's whole person was shocked, "No matter how you look at it, it can't be this sentence!" Did you eat the previous sentence 'perverted'! What are you stuffing your bad speeches that have nothing to do with 'good'! Why did the person who scolded your 'grandson' in front of him suddenly look like a brainless fan! ”

"Hey-that's, 'I don't understand why such a wise person would talk so strangely?' Lin Qing frowned.

"That's a hair! You feel so good about yourself, don't you? Xiao Cang hasn't complained like this for a long time.

"But you think, following an insulting comment and using a sentence like 'I really don't understand that' is a positive adjective no matter how you think about it?" Lin Qing explained with a calm smile.

"'I don't understand why such a strict grandma would talk to such a shameless bastard.' Xiao Cang pursed his lips, "I finally understand that you just use rhetorical questions or a certain theorem like tone to talk nonsense, and then make people who can't react at once think, 'Wow, what you said seems to make a lot of sense.'" 'That's it. ”

"Cut ......" Lin Qing pinned his face to the side and took a sip, "Okay." But your sentence has nothing to do with the context, and such a sentence should be talking to himself, or to grandma, but he said it to me. That kid is a monkey, and if I can hear it, he won't scold me directly. ”

“…… I can't feel the difference between scolding you or not......" Xiao Cang sighed, "Then what do you say it should be?" ”

"Well, considering that there has been no copy recently, the plot is gradually getting closer to the urban style, combined with the general experience of urban literature, at this time, such a starting line is spoken by this kind of character," Lin Qing showed a confident smile, "I think there is a ninety percent chance, this sentence is-'I really don't understand how such a beautiful big sister can like someone like you'." ”

"!" Xiao Cang snorted, "You will be single for the rest of your life!" ”

"I'm single, but that doesn't stop me from being liked by a lot of people." Lin Qing's movements suddenly had a bit of a lonely and self-appreciating aristocratic atmosphere.

"Really?" Xiao Pale glanced at Lin Qing and asked disdainfully.

"Uh-I don't know......," Lin Qing lowered his head and sighed......

"I really don't understand how such a beautiful person, big sister, can like Brother Lin's strange soul." On the other side, Aunt Wu and her party returned home, and the child pouted and shouted.

"Ah, you're back?" A beautiful woman dressed in plain white clothes, but still giving people an elegant feeling, greeted with a smile, "Well, if you ask why you like it, I can't tell you about this." Maybe it's just the weirdness of liking him......"

"Huh? Is that so? The little boy frowned and nodded thoughtfully, "So, I will also tell those children 'goldfish' jokes in the future, will there be such a beautiful big sister like me?" ”

Beauty-Bai Yue's face turned red suddenly, as if she had done something bad, and hurriedly said embarrassedly, "No, no, no, this can't be useful." Oh my God, that guy actually played this joke on a little boy. ”

"Huh?" The little boy was very surprised at this time, "Is Brother Lin's image different in the eyes of the big sister?" ”

"No, of course." Bai Yue said in a little panic, "Well, I think that although he is a little strange, he still gives people a strange and handsome feeling in a strange place......" said Bai Yue's face turned red again.

The little boy stared at Bai Yue's face for a while, nodded thoughtfully, turned around and walked back to his room, and muttered while turning on the computer: "I see, 'giving people a strange sense of handsomeness in a strange place'." That is what Brother Lin originally said, 'The coercion of pretending to be secondary two in the way of secondary two will make other secondary two have a sense of identity', right? Well, with Brother Lin's classification method, Sister Bai Yue should be a potential unconscious secondary second disease......"

Aunt Wu was running around for a while when she got home, and it was usually difficult for people who weren't of the same kind to understand what they were doing, but judging from their attitude when they were doing it, or from the frequency with which they did it, this kind of busyness was undoubtedly a very necessary and not very easy thing.

It wasn't until the little boy talked to Bai Yue for a long time and went into his room to turn on the computer that Aunt Wu's initial busy state stopped temporarily, although she still ran around with her things, but this was already their relatively free time.

"That, Satsuki." Aunt Wu took the broom and prepared to sweep the floor, and at the same time pushed Bai Yue, who tried to come up and take the broom, to the sofa and sat down, ignoring Bai Yue's line "I have already helped clean up", and said while busy, "You asked Aunt to help you finish it." But I don't see what these things have to do with Xiaolinzi? ”

"Hmm—in Lin Qing's words," Bai Yue tilted her head and thought for a while, and said with a warm smile, "'The world is a wonderful black box. Once you've mastered a certain pattern, you can press a button here and produce the curiosities you want, where you want. ’。 ”

"It's the butterfly effect, and my grandson told me about it. Xiao Linzi, this guy, is chattering all day long, and having such a beautiful girl like you like him, I really don't know if it is a blessing that has been cultivated for several lifetimes. Aunt Wu chattered while busy, "But this kind of thing is not like what he said?" Although he likes this way of speaking in the clouds, he usually speaks simply and directly, and he doesn't like to use this - what is it called? Oh, the rhetorical way of figuratively? ”

"Hmm." Bai Yue pursed her lips a little unhappily, "Aunt Wu, don't you say it like that...... I went to him and he said to do a magic trick for me. I was so touched and thought he was so good at the beginning of the sentence - and he pressed the button next to it, and there was a lump of ...... Well, it fell from the sky......"

"Heh......" Aunt Wu tugged at the corners of her mouth and was silent for a while, and finally said, "This does sound like it does sound like Xiaolinzi, who hasn't stayed at home for a day, will do it...... But how can you like such a guy, Auntie, I don't understand it anymore...... Even if it's direct, it's a little too direct......"

"Speak directly? Are you talking about Brother Lin? Then you don't know Brother Lin too well. The little boy suddenly came out again and interjected, "Brother Lin speaks tactfully and tortuously, and I sometimes can't understand it." ”

"No, I mean you, Brother Lin, he doesn't use metaphors very much." Aunt Wu explained.

"Ah, you really don't know Brother Lin." The little boy's expression was a little proud, as if he had won somewhere, "Have you ever heard Brother Lin scold, the richness of the vocabulary, the abundance of emotion, the majesty of the momentum, the subtlety of the metaphors, and the twists and turns of the expression, all of which are breathtaking." Last time, our Chinese teacher was speechless—"

Although the little boy immediately covered his mouth the moment he realized it, he still betrayed Lin Qing, who stood up for him, fiercely.

I saw Aunt Wu full of murderous anger, her face was pale, and she said viciously: "Okay, I said that after I asked Xiao Linzi to hold a parent-teacher conference for you last time, your teachers all looked like they were avoiding me when they saw me, so that I couldn't even try to know how you performed in school." That bastard boy, as my representative, actually dared to scold the teacher? I think that little bastard is impatient! ”

"No, I think Lin Qing must have a reason to do this." Bai Yue's expression was also very surprised, and she pulled the little boy nervously, "Quick, tell my sister, what was the situation at that time?" ”

"Hmm." The little boy was also a little nervous, "At that time, Brother Lin was called out of the house by his grandmother and went to a parent-teacher conference for me, and he was in a very bad mood, and I didn't dare to provoke ......him all the way at that time."

"Smack-" Aunt Wu slammed the table: "The little bastard didn't appreciate it, and she poured her anger on the teacher!" ”

"No, it's not......," the little boy began to sweat on his head, "yes." Our teacher said that I was not serious about my studies, and my grades had dropped significantly. Then I said that I had been studying hard, listening well in class, and finishing my homework after school. Then our teacher insisted that I was not serious about my studies, and that I had to study independently in addition to my school homework.

"Then Brother Lin said with a disdainful face: 'If you have to study independently to get a good score in your school's exams, it can only mean that your school's special curriculum itself is problematic.' Then the two of them quarreled......"

Aunt Wu's expression looked a little softened: "But even so, Xiao Linzi shouldn't be personally attacked." ”

"Uh--actually, our teacher first said, 'I've got over twenty years of teaching experience, what are you?' …… At that time, our teacher was also arguing, but just such a sentence, he was scolded by Brother Lin for a whole hour, and he couldn't say the last sentence again......" The little boy swallowed his saliva as he spoke, and the expression in his eyes was clearly longing......

"Hmph, yes." Aunt Wu's attitude also changed, "What do you mean by 'what are you', the agent I chose, and he still questioned it?" He thought he was somebody! ”

On the other side, Bai Yue sat next to her with a strange expression and muttered, "Seriously, why do I like this kind of person...... The more I thought about it, the more I couldn't figure it out...... It's just an ordinary psychopath......"

"Oh, yes, I wasn't going to say that." The little boy saw Aunt Wu's expression soothed a little, and he was also relieved, his eyes rolled, and he changed the topic, "I mean, I forgot to tell Brother Lin just now, the one that will be launched tomorrow, the game called 'World Gate', I still want to play with Brother Lin." ”

"Ahh Bai Yue was suddenly taken aback, and hurriedly said, "You still don't touch that game - I mean it's better not to play it for the time being." Well, I'll go back and let Lin Qing try it first. ”

"Oops, it's just an ordinary mobile phone APP, and it's not an advanced game helmet or something, what's the problem?" The little boy asked with some confusion, "Big sister, why do you look so nervous?" ”

"Nervous? Is there one? I'm just—" Bai Yue pursed her lips, lowered her head and closed her eyes, and when she looked up again, the corners of her mouth were already smug and evil, "I just saw that my plan was about to be completed, and I was very excited. What I just meant was that that game is also part of my plan, can you please not interfere with it just yet? ”

“…… But yes, then I'll play with the computer......" The little boy walked into the room with a pout, and muttered again, "Cut, this state of secondary two is far worse than Brother Lin's, and it's pretending to be at first glance...... So why the hell didn't you want me to get involved with the game? It's so weird......"