Chapter 1308 Don't just talk about it, come to the real thing!
Most Chinese fans are firmly supportive of Lin Yu's practice of teasing opposing players and kicking them with the ball.
In other words, they feel very refreshed and happy.
This truth is actually very simple, in the past, Chinese were wronged abroad, or what kind of condemnation, denunciation, etc., it is really not painful, what should people do, how to do it, not bird you at all.
The bombing of the embassy in the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia can only protest and condemn, and the United States will pass by with a word of "carelessness."
When the plane crashed and the pilot died, people only downplayed it, but instead criticized the people who China had detained them, and they had to be returned in safety and intact.
Fuck it, what a fuck fuck! Can you swallow such a breath? If you can't swallow it, you have to swallow it, even if you scold the world on Weibo and on the Internet, will people pay attention to you?
If you don't talk about the United States, let's talk about Spain, people have insulted the Chinese over and over again, and they have gone to the Chinese shops again and again to find trouble, spread rumors, and even beat the Chinese, but the people in China can only express their condemnation through the Internet, and even the country is just talking.
Well, what to say was forced to apologize under pressure.
But what about after the apology? And then then the insults, and then the troubles, what can you do to me?
However, there is also a group of so-called rational people, once this kind of thing happens to the mainstream media, the first thing to find out is the thorn of their own people, saying that they are a democratic country and a civilized country, how can they do that kind of thing. It must be that the Chinese are wrong.
This made some people so angry that they almost vomited blood, but it could be done. It's just scolding, and it doesn't make any sense.
But this time it's different. Lin Yu faced those who insulted him and insulted the Chinese, not just verbally confrontation, he also used his actual actions to teach these barbaric foreign adults a hard lesson.
Seeing those foreign adults being beaten in embarrassment, most Chinese fans applauded unanimously, these eight lambs should have been fucking cleaned up a long time ago.
Of course, there are also foreign minions. For example, the editor of a website thought he was very rational and said, "Lin Yu's approach is really stupid and barbaric, what can't you say well?" You as a Chinese player. It shouldn't be so cross, others scold you, can you have less meat? Forbearance is over, you should show a gentleman's side, is it a shame for you to do this? You should apologize to the players you kicked and hurt, and you should apologize to the Spaniards who were by you, that's right. ”
However, after all, the foreign slave is a rat crossing the street, and as soon as this article was sent, he was drowned by a spitting star. At this time, I still think about Lord Yang, and I'm really used to being a slave.
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The hardest thing now is Deportivo La Coruna's players, because they find that Lin Yu's every shot is very accurate, if you don't sacrifice yourself to block the gun's hole. Then you can only watch Lin Yu score, and today's Lin Yu has never had a ball fly or miss. If he hadn't been stopped, he would have been able to hit the back of the net.
So they can't hide now. It's not too obvious if you don't hide, it's too obvious to hide. And it will definitely let Lin Yu score, but if you don't hide, it's more troublesome, Lin Yu's shot smashed directly on his body is not a joke.
What annoys them even more is that Lin Yu is not only shooting from a distance now, he is also passing, sometimes the ball suddenly comes to you with the ball, and he suddenly has to shoot with his feet, but at a distance of about one meter, do you dare to dodge? Unless I really want to die.
Looking at the time, eighteen minutes have passed, and Deportivo players are still trying to persevere, and they have also learned some clever skills, which is to rotate to block the eye, so that after one person is beaten, another person can also take over, and then the beaten person goes to rest.
In addition, Deportivo LaCoruna's goalkeeper performed well today, and he shot a few times, but he was saved by mistake, so although Lin Yu's threat is getting bigger and bigger, after scoring two goals, he hasn't scored again.
The fans of Deportivo La Coruna in the stands were healed again and forgot the pain, and when they saw this, they began to scold Lin Yu again.
"Fool, you're going to score two goals today!"
But just after they finished saying this, Lin Yu scored another goal as if he was deliberately angry with them.
It was the nineteenth minute, and it was finally the third goal in the second 10 minutes.
This goal is not a long-range shot, it is different from the goal just now, this goal is completely a very beautiful goal scored by Lin Yu through the goalkeeper's crotch after he broke through.
However, the process of passing people is a bit funny, Lin Yu does not rely on dexterity and skill, but by scaring people, every time he meets the opponent's defender, he will suddenly get up and make a shooting action, and then the other party is so frightened that he hurriedly turns around to hide, and he is directly passed by.
In fact, when facing the goalkeeper in the back, Lin Yu did the same, but the goalkeeper of Deportivo La Coruna was so frightened that he hurriedly blocked his crotch with both hands, and the bottom of his legs was forked, and Lin Yu's ball passed between his legs.
The ball went in again?
And into such a funny way?
Many of Deportivo fans have their mouths wide open, as if they could just stuff an egg into them.
Hat-trick, 20-minute hat-trick, that's awesome!
So at this moment, the commentators who supported Lin Yu were crazy, they couldn't control their emotions at all, as if they had seen a flying saucer at night, and screamed.
"Lin Yu! Lin Yu Lin Yu! Oh my! Hat-trick, see, hat-trick! ”
"Fifty-eight goals, he is two short of sixty goals, I think before the game, there must have been many people who didn't expect that Lin Yu was so terrifying today. I really regret it now, I didn't invest more money, otherwise I might have made a lot of money this time, you have to know that Lu Dao 1 loses 20, 20 times the income, this is crazy! ”
"This goal is too humiliating for Deportivo La Coruna, their players are all frightened by Lin Yu, Lin Yu's fake shot every time. can actually pass a person, and the actions of the most obscure goalkeeper are even more funny. It's a shame. ”
'Three goals, three ways to score. I'm afraid only Lin Yu can do it, the first is a hanging shot at a zero degree angle, the second is a violent elevator ball volley, and the third is a crotch goal after passing! Lin Yu, Lin Yu, how many surprises do you have to give us. He is the most feared player in football today, no, not only in today's football, he is simply the most powerful player in the history of football, no one can beat him! ”
And those who oppose Lin Yu's commentary. At this time, they were all a little mournful, they held their heads in their hands, looking very annoyed and unwilling.
"What the hell are Deportivo players doing, defending, defending, you can't be afraid of him, he's not as scary as you think!"
"It's over, it's already three balls, there's two left. I'm now starting to wonder if Deportivo can hold on. ”
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, come on, fight with him. Kill him, break his legs, and he shoots you with balls. Can't you just foul it? Don't be so polite. ”
Some of the commentators were even a little too excited to speak.
Whether it was for Lin Yu's explanation or against Lin Yu's explanation, they were all extremely excited at this time. Either cheering with joy or holding your head in your hands.
But as a goal, Lin Yu. But he didn't seem so excited, he still pointed his finger at the Deportivo fans in the stands, and then ran to the camera and did the same.
You know that he is provoking, but you have to accept his provocation, and you have to look at his smug look, because he scored three goals in 20 minutes, which can be described as crazy.
Lin Yu's well-designed celebration action didn't start yet, because it wasn't time yet, his goal was ten goals, and now he had only scored three, wouldn't it seem that he was very unreserved to celebrate so early?
On the sidelines, Royce and Bale all gave Lin Yu a thumbs up and winked at him, indicating that he had done a good job.
However, everyone didn't get up to celebrate, as Lin Yu thought, it was still early, only three goals, and he couldn't be so excited.
The fans of Real Madrid in the stands were very excited, they didn't care whether the sound could be heard by Lin Yu or not, since they were happy, they shouted out.
On the other hand, the fans of Deportivo La Coruna and the coalition army of those who opposed it, they were a little angry, and began to stand up and raise the middle finger at Lin Yu, despising him, sarcastically sneering him, scolding him, whether it was useful or not, but they felt that they had to do it, otherwise they would be suffocated.
Civilization?
Courtesy?
Gentleman?
You know a basket, our ancestors were a bunch of pirates! What a gentleman you are pretending to be! Anyway, I just hate you as a Chinese, I just want to scold you, otherwise I won't be able to stand it.
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The fans of Deportivo La Coruna poured all the dirty water on Lin Yu, Spanish, English, French, and even some dialects came out, and if anyone paid attention, they would definitely be able to hear a lot of unusual national curses in this game.
But Lin Yu was unmoved by this, he just pointed his finger at the other party, feeling as if it was a terrible rebound magic, and all at once it hit those Deportivo fans who were about to vomit blood.
On the sidelines, Deportivo Laportivo coach Vazquez did not follow the trend to curse, he has now stood up, and the gum in his mouth has been casually spit on the ground, at this time, he can no longer care about his image, because he has discovered a terrible thing.
His team's defense has been beaten by Lin Yu.
The most terrifying thing is that now his players are very afraid of Lin Yu's shot, as long as Lin Yu has a shot, they will subconsciously avoid it, which is also a vivid portrayal of the third goal.
He hadn't thought much of this before, but now that he thought about it, and then connected with Borja, Aisamy, and Kloto's reactions before, he was suddenly shocked to find that what had happened before seemed not to be accidental, but inevitable.
If it's just a player, it's just that, a brick is loose, the city wall is still strong, even if it will be destroyed, it will take a long time to be possible, although it is said that "the embankment of a thousand miles, collapse in the anthill", the anthill wants to destroy the embankment of a thousand miles, it is definitely not something that can be done in a while, it will take a long time.
Vazquez is not afraid of a black sheep, not afraid of a moth, but the problem is that now it seems that all the players are afraid of Lin Yu's shot, all the players are avoiding Lin Yu's shot, they don't dare to block it with their bodies, and they don't even dare to make defensive moves.
He wants to make a substitution, but now there are only two substitutions left, who is he going to replace? It's only 20 minutes into the first half, so what if we run out of substitutions and get hurt next?
Vazquez felt a headache, an incomparably headache, he really felt a little troublesome now, this Lin Yu was far more terrifying than he imagined.
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More and more people are discovering the secrets of the stadium, and many Deportivo fans didn't believe that their players could be so timid, but now they are increasingly aware of the possibility.
The commentators are more rational than the fans, so they find out earlier.
"I don't feel like the situation is right, are you scared of Lin Yu's shot? How does it seem that as soon as Lin Yu has a kick to shoot, the Deportivo players will take the initiative to avoid it? (To be continued......)