Zhang Ying and Crazy Fat Elephant walked in front of the sword mound together, and when they were trying to find a way to get in, a huge attraction suddenly erupted in the sword mound and the two people outside sucked directly into the sword mound. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"What the hell is this? It's pitch black, and you can't see anything? After entering the sword mound, it was pitch black, and Zhang Ying, who had excellent eyesight, couldn't see anything.

"Nai is a bear, he can't see his five fingers, if a thousand-year-old corpse comes out at this time, we will be finished."

The crazy fat elephant stood motionless and complained, the cold hairs on the back of his neck stood at the roots, his whole body tensed, and cold sweat broke out.

Zhang Ying felt that the crazy fat elephant beside him was breathing a little fast, and hurriedly laughed: "That's not necessarily, if a thousand-year-old teacher like Teacher Ma, Teacher Cang, and Teacher Bo pops up, we will not only not be unlucky, but also lucky." ”

The crazy fat elephant was a little speechless, "I said, Brother Jing, can you be a little more reserved?" Can't you be like me? Oh. By the way, if these three teachers really come out in a while, Teacher Ma will hand them over to me, and Teacher Cang and Teacher Bo will be yours. ”

Originally, Zhang Ying was ashamed of the righteous and stern words that the crazy fat elephant had started, but when he heard it, there was only disdain left in his eyes.

As a high-quality citizen, Zhang Ying decided to educate and educate this old fat man full of sperm.

"I'm wiping it! You are embarrassed to say that Teacher Ma belongs to you, Teacher Cang and Teacher Bo belong to me, you say all these things, you are really unqualified, how can you be embarrassed? Yes? Are you embarrassed? Mr. Ma, that's 36E, your hands are so small, is it okay? Teacher Ma gave you that is a waste of resources. ”

The crazy fat elephant shook his head embarrassedly, and said with a smile: "Brother Jing teaches me a lesson, but I also like big breasts and cotton-like, and my heart itches when I think about it." ”

Zhang Ying said angrily: "Look at your little bit of talent, there must be fewer love action movies for the islanders of small countries, although Mr. Ma is 36E, but Mr. Cang and Mr. Bo are not inferior to her, one is battle-hardened, the other is intimate and lovely, which one is not worthy of you?" ”

When the crazy fat elephant heard Zhang Ying say this, the passion that had just been extinguished was instantly ignited, rubbed his hands a few times, and smiled shyly: "Then let's do it, Teacher Ma belongs to you Brother Jing, Teacher Cang and Teacher Bo, I will laugh and accept, hehe, hug left and right, what more can you ask for?" ”

"Ahem, is it really good for you two to be like this?" Just when Zhang Ying and the crazy fat elephant YY were getting up, an old voice suddenly came from the end of the darkness.

The crazy fat elephant pouted without thinking, "What's wrong?" Men are 'sexy'! Besides, we can't really fight with the three teachers, can't we still YY? Listening to your voice is also a **unbearable person, do you want to have one too? ”

The old man's voice was a little delighted; "Can I do it too?"

The crazy fat elephant patted his chest boldly, and said loudly: "Of course you can, but Teacher Ma has already said that our Brother Jing's woman, Teacher Bo and Teacher Cang were originally mine, but who made me a good person, you can choose one of these two, and the rest belongs to me, how about it?" I'll be generous. ”

The old man's voice said very approvingly: "Good brother, really generous, then I'm not welcome, I choose Mr. Cang, although he is a little old, but he has been on the battlefield for a long time, his chest is big and his hips are upturned, and he is skilled...... Bah, bastard, the old man almost fell in your way. ”

When the old voice was about to YY Teacher Cang, he suddenly reacted, how could he get up with them? After scolding himself a thousand times in his heart, he roared at the crazy fat elephant who led him into the ditch.

"It's a bear! You are obscene in your own heart, what are you blaming me for? The old elephant kindly let you have one of the two teachers, who would think that you would beat you instead, saying that I am not, is this still a brother? Come, Brother Jing, you will give a comment, tell me whose fault is this matter? ”

The crazy fat elephant is still silent in his own world, competing with the old voice, while pulling Zhang Ying for him to judge.

Zhang Ying had been watching a good show on the sidelines just now, but she was muttering in her heart, why did this fat elephant suddenly become so bold? Dare to pull someone who has never met YY together?

But when he heard the words of the crazy fat elephant, he understood the feelings, and he didn't realize that the person who spoke was an outsider, Zhang Ying touched his nose stupidly, and said with a playful smile: "Fat elephant, where are you taking me to judge?" Do you know this person well? ”

"Cooked! Of course cooked! Isn't he the ...... Oh my god! This voice is not familiar at all, and I don't know who this person is! Nai Nai is a bear drop, I actually talked with someone I don't know for a long time! ”

At the beginning, the crazy fat elephant said with confidence that he knew who the person who spoke was, but after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't expect an acquaintance worthy of this voice, and when he saw the playful smile on the corner of Zhang Ying's mouth, he realized that he really didn't know the person who spoke.

Zhang Ying corrected: "You don't have to be talking to people for a long time. ”

The Crazy Fat Elephant asked suspiciously, "What do you mean by that?" ”

Zhang Ying smiled mysteriously, "You must know that this is in the sword mound, do you think you will meet anyone else besides you and me?"

Zhang Ying said this, the crazy fat elephant finally reacted, and the cold hair on the back of his neck that was originally comfortable trembled again, and he said tremblingly: "Nai Nai is a bear drop, so I just talked with the ghost for a long time? ”

Zhang Ying nodded, "Not bad!" ”

The crazy fat elephant was afraid for a while, "Nai Nai is a bear drop, Lao Tzu is really a dog today!" ”

"Hey! Fat boy, you can't say that, you can't find your daughter-in-law anymore, and you can't go to the dog, which will cause species mutation, it's really not good, the old man will introduce you to one. ”

The old man's voice, which had been silent for a while just now, suddenly sounded in the ears of the two of them at this time, and there was a bit of banter hidden in the tone.

"Good! Thank you, just find one for me like Mr. Bo......" Crazy Fat Elephant was very excited at first glance when he heard that someone was looking for a daughter-in-law for him, but after thinking about it carefully, he also reacted, "Bah, bah, I actually got the same way as the old elephant, to tell you the truth, even if the old elephant and I fight for a lifetime, I don't need you to introduce a daughter-in-law." ”

'Hey, hey! After the old voice successfully counterattacked, he just smiled evilly, and did not speak again, not because he didn't want to say it, but because he was afraid of talking again.

"Okay, why bother with DIAO silk? Let's stop at that. ”

After watching the excitement, Zhang Ying knew it was time to appear. He raised his sword eyebrows casually, and asked towards the endless darkness, "You should be an NPC, right?" Why don't you show up? ”

The old voice laughed, "NPC? This is the name that modern people give me Ann, to be honest I don't really like it, I myself have a nice name. ”

Zhang Ying asked suspiciously; "Oh? Speak up and listen. ”

"Don't worry, don't you want to meet me? I'll come out now, and when I show up, you'll know my name. The old voice was selling off at this time.

"It's best to come out and meet! I'm looking forward to it! Zhang Ying nodded and smiled.

The crazy fat elephant on the side echoed: "I'm also looking forward to it, the person who likes Teacher Cang must be a perverted old man." ”

The old voice surprisingly didn't fight with the crazy fat elephant, but fell silent.

"I'm coming out." After a moment of silence, the old voice suddenly laughed.

Zhang Ying smiled: "Looking forward to it!" ”

The Crazy Fat Elephant chimed in: "Me too." ”

However, to the disappointment of the two, after the old voice fell, it did not appear, but continued to be silent.

"I'm really coming out!" There was silence again, and it was the same word again, with the only difference being the addition of two words.

Zhang Ying still smiled; "Looking forward to it!"

The crazy fat elephant was a little impatient, "Hurry up, show up if you want to, don't be the same as the little daughter-in-law seeing her in-laws." ”

However, after this sound fell, the owner of the old voice still did not appear.

"I'm really, really coming out!" The same silence was followed by nonsense to the same effect.

The smile on Zhang Ying's face this time was even worse, just when the crazy fat elephant thought that he would continue to say those two words, the smile on Zhang Ying's face suddenly disappeared, and he scolded with a blue face: "Are you tmd finished?" If you want to come out, hurry up, don't stop this BB, we are not monkeys to let you play, provoke Lao Tzu, pull you out, find a hundred old women to OOXX you a hundred times. ”

"Uh...... Brother Jing is still domineering! Crazy Fat Elephant and his friends were stunned.

"Hey...... Don't be angry! Can't I just come out? The old voice laughed dryly, and his tone was full of flattery.

Zhang Ying pursed his lips disdainfully, "You are cheap, you don't eat and drink when you toast, you ...... I'll rub it! Is this a god horse thing? ”

Zhang Ying originally had a lot of words in his stomach, ready to educate and educate the question, but he was stunned by the scene in front of him.

"Is it swollen?" The crazy fat elephant was still in his heart just now YY a hundred old women will be about to appear OOXX a hundred times What a spectacular scene it is, and did not notice the sudden change in front of him.

When he followed Zhang Ying's gaze, the whole person was stunned, "Nai is a bear, no wonder he didn't dare to see people, it turned out that this is the reason." ”

At the end of the field of vision of the two, a naked blonde beauty was gently moving the golden lotus, coming in one piece, the beautiful face, the tender skin, the full breasts, the slender waist that Ying Ying grasped, and the dark mysterious forest, so that everyone who saw her was salivating, and they couldn't wait to press her under the OOXX.

"You two don't be so surprised, can you?" The blonde beauty lightly opened her lips and smiled like a flower, but after she spoke, she suddenly woke up, "I'm sorry, I've been YY Teacher Cang just now, this body is wrong, in fact, the old man's body is like this." ”

With that, the blonde beauty transformed, turning into a sword as black as ink.

The beauty disappeared and turned into a black sword, which made the drooling two people unable to accept it at all.

The crazy fat elephant said angrily: "Nai is a bear, it's actually a sword!" I'll wipe it, hurry up and turn the beauty back, or I'll be finished with you. ”

Zhang Ying was more direct, "Drag it out, find a hundred old women to OOXX him a hundred times, no, a thousand times." ”