When playing Three Kingdoms, there must be a mole. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

When you play a killing game, you have to have a killer.

Only then will these games be fun to play.

But what Coach Xiao wants to do is the coaching staff, and it seems that he can't find a suspected "mole" for himself to increase the difficulty of the game, right?!

The beast boss also saw Xiao Zhang's doubts and said: "He is not a fan of OMG. ”

No?

Oh, my God!

Tease me?!

If you're not a fan of OMG, why are you making yourself like this?

Coach Xiao didn't believe it at all, and shook his head like a rattle: "I don't believe it!" ”

The beast always pulled him: "Don't worry, just say a few words to him, and you will understand what is going on." ”

After approaching, the beast boss introduced it first.

"This is our coach of WE, surnamed Xiao, Coach Xiao."

"This is Jing Ting..."

Just the next second when the words "Jing" and "Ting" just popped out of the mouth of the beast boss, Jing Ting seemed to have received some kind of signal, and immediately added: "Liqing, Jing, thunder and rain and dew." ”

When speaking, Jing Ting was very rigid, and his facial expression was also very stiff, as if he didn't realize that it was impolite to casually interrupt others.

Fortunately, the beast didn't bother with him, and nodded with a smile: "Yes, these two words are very unique, and they are easy to remember..."

Jing Ting: "The surname Jing ranks 952nd among the thousands of surnames. ”

The beast boss sighed secretly, and said in his heart: "It's over, it's going to start again."

After that, he kept his mouth shut, because there was no room for him to interject any longer.

Jing Ting was left alone there chattering about the history of the surname Jing: "The surname Ji, one, originated from the surname Ji, from the Western Zhou Dynasty after the Duke of Shan Jing, and belonged to the ancestor name." Second, from ...... Third, it originated from the Manchus, from the Jingjia tribe of the ancient Jurchen tribe, and belonged to the Sinicization and changed the surname to the name. Four ,......"

Xiao Zhang couldn't stop laughing as he listened.

After all, when they met for the first time, Xiao Zhang was deliberately restraining himself, and he didn't smile in front of Jing Ting, but he endured it quite hard.

His shoulders trembled with laughter, and his facial muscles twitched.

Hearing the end, Xiao Zhang felt that his ribs were about to break.

There's no way, Jing Ting, this guy is so funny!

For example, Xi Dada's speech, from a literal point of view, may not be ridiculous, but if it is taken and read by Uncle Benshan or comedians such as Ge You and Feng Gong, it will have a completely different effect.

Jing Ting is the same.

When reciting his "origin of the surname", Jing Ting's speech speed was outrageously slow, and the pronunciation and tone of each word were very rigid, the first tone was the first tone, and the third tone was the third tone, and he read the tone and tone to 100% before he gave up.

Moreover, as he spoke, his eyes froze, staring at one place without blinking.

It's mechanical, it's funny.

It's like a robot.

Xiao Zhang couldn't help it when he heard it, and quietly pulled the beast boss and asked, "He usually does this?" ”

The beast always smiled bitterly: "I haven't met him a few times in total, but...... Alas, on the surface, he may seem a little weird, but he still has the ability. ”

This guy ...... It's a wonder!

Interesting, interesting!

Coach Xiao looked at Jing Ting with interest.

The more he looked, the more he thought this guy was interesting.

In terms of appearance, Jing Ting's kid is still very good-looking.

If Liu Ye's appearance is counted as five points, then Xiao Zhang feels that he can probably count 5.5 points, and Jing Ting can probably reach 6.5 points.

However, this little handsome guy gives people a weird feeling at all times.

Xiao Zhang even felt that if human beings could travel back to the 21st century in a few hundred years, maybe they would behave like Jing Ting in dealing with people.

In just two minutes, although it is weird, Jing Ting also shows his precise, careful, stereotyped, and more serious characteristics vividly.

"Yes, it's a good material to be an analyst!" Xiao Zhang secretly praised.

Just a short period of time when Xiao Zhang looked at Jing Ting, Jing Ting finally memorized the origin of his surname Jing, and after memorizing it, he stood there straight and straight as if a robot had completed the task and entered the "standby" state, not moving.

At this time, because the audience was leaving, the e-sports hall was a little noisy and noisy, so Xiao Zhang took two steps closer to Jing Ting, so that it was convenient to speak and hear clearly.

But Jing Ting, as if there was some taboo, when Coach Xiao took a step closer, he took a step back, and when Coach Xiao took two steps closer, he also took two steps back.

The strange thing is that the distance and frequency are exactly the same, and they still maintain the distance between him and Xiao Zhang when he memorized the origin of the surname.

"What do you mean by that?!"

This has to be left on some people who are more particular, maybe they will feel that Jing Ting has offended them, so they will be furious and walk away.

But Xiao Zhang is different, he himself is a strange person, and the environment in which he grew up is complicated, and he has encountered a lot of people of all kinds along the way.

Not to mention that Jing Ting is just a bit of a "little monster", that is, a "pervert" and "neurotic" in the eyes of some ordinary people, he has dealt with a lot.

He didn't care at all.

Moreover, seeing Jing Ting retreating, Xiao Zhang pretended not to understand and took two steps forward.

Jing Ting retreated again.

As for the beast boss, he could only follow behind Coach Xiao inexplicably, and he had already begun to regret it in his heart, and secretly thought to himself: "Alas, I really blame me for being nosy, why did you introduce Jing Ting to him!" It's good now, two strange things collided, if you look at the right eye, the team has two more wonders, and I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse! ”

retreated, Jing Ting was forced by Coach Xiao to have no way out.

"Bang!"

Jing Ting's back hit the wall.

This collision made Jing Ting return to "mortal mode", he raised his head and looked at Coach Xiao angrily: "What are you doing?!" ”

Strange to blame, this kind of person generally has a high IQ, and he can naturally guess that this is the Coach Xiao who is smiling evilly in front of him playing tricks on himself.

Coach Xiao smiled, and after standing still, he habitually put his hand in his trouser pocket.

I felt something long, hard stuffed in my pants pocket.

Oh?

It's a banana!

It turned out that after the interview, Coach Xiao felt a little hungry, so hungry that he had a little stomach pain, and said that "people have three urgency", but being hungry is also a kind of urgency, and he didn't treat himself as an outsider at this critical time, so he broke off two bananas and planned to fill his hunger.

I just wanted to peel the skin and eat it, but I didn't want to bump into the roaring beast boss, so I was delayed.

Xiao Zhang took out two bananas out of his trouser pocket and handed one to the beast boss first: "Let's have one!"

The beast always waved his hand again and again, indicating that he would not eat.

Xiao Zhang handed it to Jing Ting again: "What about you?" To eat or not to eat? ”

Jing Ting was not polite, not even thankful.

Take it directly, peel it, and stuff it into your mouth.

For the next two minutes, the two of them did not speak, each of them took a banana, and gnawed in silence.

The beast always looked at these two people and sighed silently: What is this?! Relatively silent, only big bananas? The weirdest interview ever?

PS: Today's three watches, so the first one has to be earlier. (To be continued.) )