Chapter 918: Demon Subduing Rangers (2)
On a sunny morning, two teenagers appeared on the streets of the neighborhood.
One of them was wearing a blue short-sleeved T-shirt, and his brown hair was permed in small waves; The other was dressed in a black and blue tracksuit with brown hair combed diagonally.
They, E.J. and Drake, are both twelve years old this year, and they are commonly known as school bullies.
The hobby of these two teenagers on weekdays is to find the stubble of other classmates. Whether you're short, ugly-looking, odd-behaved, obese, or ...... Just being a grade or two lower than them can be a reason for them to bully you.
Of course, their behavior is not to the point of common anger, it is nothing more than some mischievous bullying...... Such as tripping over you, throwing your snacks on the floor, trash-talking, or lifting your hat, etc.
On this day, E.J and Derick wandered aimlessly around the community early in the morning.
Like most American children living in the 80s, in that era when the Internet was far from widespread, "going out and playing with friends" was the most common way of entertainment.
"Hey, look, isn't that one coming across the street from Horris?"
"yes, that fat man is eating Snickers again."
"How about we go up and fix him?"
"Just what I want."
The two hit it off, and immediately stepped forward quickly and stopped in front of Horres.
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our show." E.J. stood in front of Horres, raised his right hand, pretended to be holding a microphone, and said in the tone of a radio host, "The question tonight is - what makes a fat boy so fat." He looked at Horis and replied maliciously, "Fat boy, what do you think?" ”
"Go away. E.J...... "Horis replied angrily.
"Well...... 'Go away, E.J.'......" E.J said thoughtfully, repeating the other man's words, "...... No, it's not a good answer, it doesn't make sense......" he said, handing the "microphone" of his imagination to Drake, and continued, "Let's give the microphone to the street reporter Drake." Hear what he thinks. ”
"Hi everyone, I'm Drake." Derick also took the "microphone" cooperatively, and said to Horis with a mocking expression, "I'm on a street blocked by the presence of fat boys. His sarcasm isn't brilliant, but it's rather mean, "Hey! Fatty. He suddenly raised his voice and said to Hores, "Can you stop eating?" ”
By the time he said this, E.J. had reached out and knocked the Snickers in Horres' hand to the ground and crushed it several times with the sole of his shoe.
"Listen. I'm having some problems with glandular secretion, OK? Although Horace seemed honest and timid, he did not give in to these two bad boys, but ridiculed each other. At least I'm not like some...... The brain is not good. ”
"What do you say? Stupid? When E.J heard this, he immediately raised his voice, pushed Horris, and repeated. You repeat! ”
"I'm not called a fool, my name is Hores!" Horace replied stiffly.
"Heh......**...... Ass ......" Drake immediately sneered and forcibly pronounced the other person's name crookedly (here he deliberately separated the word horase and pronounced it as whoreass).
E.J. snatched the comic book that Horis was holding in his other hand and tore it in two. Thrown to the ground.
"Oh~ Oh, I accidentally tore it up." After E.J did this, he put one hand over his face and said, "Maybe it's because I'm not good at it." ”
Horace looked down at the Snickers and comic books on the floor, and muttered something aggrieved.
Although he said it softly, he was still heard by the other party.
"What do you say? Stupid! E.J's lines are the same as just now, usually speaking, this kind of school bully is really not very easy to use, so the vocabulary is also very limited, "You have to say it again!" ”
Horis was indeed quite kind, and the honest fat man mustered up the courage to repeat the words he had just muttered in a voice that the other could hear: "I said—you two are bastards. ”
Before he could finish speaking, E.J shoved Horess and threw him forward, knocking him to the ground.
Then, he rode on Horres's belly, suppressed the little fat man with the advantage of height and size, and then swung a set of Wang Ba punches left and right on his face.
And Horis reacted like all children who are not good at fighting, after falling into a disadvantage, he used his hands to protect the part of the opponent and instinctively closed his eyes.
In fact, E.J's fighting style is not very clever, and he does not use a lot of force when punching, even if this kind of punch is not blocked, it will not break the skin or leave bruises. In the final analysis, this is just a child fighting, and in their consciousness, there is no intention to hurt people, just to slap the other party a few times and make the other party beg for mercy.
"Let go of that kid!"
However, at this moment, a loud shout came and interrupted the bullying.
The "powerful" ...... of this "awesome" It's mainly about the tone, but the speaker's voice doesn't sound intimidating at all, and it can even be said to be cute......
"Huh?" E.J, who was riding on Hores, and Drake, who was standing next to him cheering, looked up at a young figure five or six meters away.
It was a young boy dressed in a full miniature assassin's outfit, with embroidered gold trim on the edges of his hood and details of his clothes, and leather cases on his wrists, torso, and waist for various props, throwing knife belts, belts, and so on. Even though these kids in the 80s had never seen or heard of the term "Assassin's Creed", the outfit itself was cool enough to be unbelievable.
"What? Do you want to be nosy? Robin hood. Derick stared at Wang Sizhi for a few seconds, and then replied in a provocative tone, mocking Xiao Si's shape by the way.
Because he is three years younger than the other party in terms of age, Xiao Si's body size has a relatively obvious gap with E.J and Drake, so the latter is completely worthy of seeing him.
"Why don't you go to someone the same size or bigger than you?" Xiao Si asked a stupid question.
As we all know, bullying the weak and fearing the hard and bullying others are the iron rules of the bad juvenile world. They usually don't take the initiative when they don't have an advantage in numbers or physique.
"Hey, you want to be a hero, don't you? Brat. E.J. stood up from Hores's body. And with Derek, he approached Xiao Si, "I advise you to save it, I don't want to see you cry for a while and go home to complain to your mother." ”
"...... each other" sighed without retreating, standing tall (although only one meter three), putting on an attitude of being ready to accompany each other.
In any case, he is also an adult, even if he does not rely on the skills and items in the game, just with the heart and experience of an adult, he can beat those two children under the premise of being disadvantaged.
"Watch me beat you up!" Drake and E.J pounced on each other, and used the basic routine of a child's fight - push down first.
This mode of fighting. It is also a habit they have developed all year round to fight against children who are physically worse than themselves, and those children usually can't find a way to get rid of them after being weighed down by others, so they will be unilaterally beaten.
But...... Xiao Si won't give the other party this kind of opportunity.
Facing the two teenagers who were nearly a head taller than him and were rushing side by side, he decisively supported the ground with one hand and made a sideways pedal in three ways. In the blink of an eye, the soles of his two tiny feet struck the knees of them with precision.
In the next second, E.J and Derek both screamed miserably, hugged their left and right knees and fell to the ground respectively, and then rolled on the ground with painful expressions.
"Ah...... After all, they are all children. This degree is solved. When Xiao Si regrouped his posture, he said in his heart, "But these two guys are too exaggerated...... I barely tried to push it......"
As he pondered, the two men had already risen from the ground. However, as soon as they got up, they limped in the opposite direction......
"Damn! You give me to remember! ”
"Huh...... Huh...... Wait for me ......"
After the two escaped a few dozen meters in embarrassment, Xiao Si walked up to Horis and asked, "Are you okay, kid...... Belch...... Buddy. He almost blurted out the word "child."
"It's okay, thank you." Horis patted the dust off his body. Mian asked excitedly, "I said...... You're amazing, you can do that kind of action. What is that? Chinese Kung Fu? ”
"Hmm...... Sort of. Xiao sighed and smiled and replied casually.
Unexpectedly, Horis became more and more excited: "Oh! That's pretty cool. He paused for half a second and then continued, "That'...... My name is Hores, what's your name? ”
"Sigh in vain." Xiao Si directly said his game nickname, and in his experience, the system usually deals with cultural differences in salutation.
"Oh, Wang, nice to meet you." Sure enough, Horris's reaction seemed to be completely disobedient.
"Me too, Hores." A small sigh replied. At this point in the conversation, Xiao Si actually wanted to find a time to leave, although it was important to be chivalrous, he still had a task to do.
"Ahh That's right! But suddenly, as if he had thought of something, he widened his eyes and said, "Wang, are you interested in joining our club?" ”
"Club?" Xiao Si was puzzled for half a second and asked, "What club?" ”
Instead of answering his question immediately, Horace went on to ask, "Do you have time now?" I'll take you to meet a few people. ”
…………
At the same time, in the same neighborhood, on another street.
"Yo~ Isn't this the Seven Killing Brothers?" Feng Bujue, who was riding on a small bicycle, propped up the ground with one foot, and while looking at the person blocking the road in front of him, he quickly ate the toast in his mouth.
Brother Jue and Seven Kills can recognize each other, it is definitely not because they have known each other since childhood, and the two mainly rely on clothing to judge who the other party is. After the clothes are on the right number, if you look at the face, you will naturally find some similarities with the adult version.
"That's right, that's me." Seven Kills replied with a hint of a smile on his face.
"What are you...... What about going out to walk the dog? Feng Bujue glanced at the big dog held by the other party, and asked with a smile.
"So what are you...... What about coming out to practice? Seven Kills also glanced at the mount under Brother Jue's crotch and replied.
"Huh...... You wait, I'll lock the car first. Feng replied with a smile.
"Huh...... You wait, I'll tie the dog first. Seven Kills also replied with a smile.
The two of them finished their business by a large tree and a fence by the side of the road, and then returned to the street walking path.
"I didn't expect to be able to fight you so soon." After standing still, it was the Seven Kills who took the lead in speaking.
"Yes~ Life is really full of surprises." Feng Bujue replied.
"Perhaps...... The heads-up in front of us will directly determine the outcome of the whole game. "Seven kills and another way.
"That's not necessarily ......," Feng Bujue said, "Our teammates are not weak...... Isn't it? ”
"Hmph...... That's right. Seven Kills smiled, already in a battle posture.
Feng Bujue also turned sideways to the enemy, ready to respond.
The two were in silence...... The confrontation lasted almost a minute. During this time, a postman, two morning joggers, a patrolling police car, nine passers-by, and three other bear children accompanied by their parents walked past them or across the street.
Basically...... No one stayed on them for more than five seconds.
"Ahh
"Ahh
Suddenly, the two let out a long howl in unison with their respective children's voices, and then moved with the sound and rushed out.
Bang Bang Bang ......
Immediately afterward, they used the child's physique to perform all kinds of gorgeous fighting moves, and launched a fierce offensive and defensive battle on the street.
Although Brother Jue and Seven Kills did not mean to release water, their strength and speed ...... It's been lowered to a very, very low level. So much so that the scene of this fight is incomparably ...... Lovely.
There is no force-to-force collision, no energy that cuts through the air, and no dizzying speed. Some are just two sturdy elementary school students, who come and go on the street.
After only fighting for more than ten seconds, Feng Bujue realized a problem, and he also said it directly during the fight: "I'll go...... That's not right! After the physical fitness of both sides has decreased, a guy like you who can use martial arts has a big advantage! ”
"You can't blame me for that." Seven Kills responded, "It's fair that everyone's bodies have shrunk. You don't know how to fight, it's your own problem. ”
"Cut ......" Feng snorted unhappily, "Then let's score the winner in terms of skills!" As soon as he finished speaking, he launched...... (To be continued......)