[212] Mars hits the Earth
This morning, Zhen Lang was not woken up by his own handsomeness, but woke up happily.
The feeling of falling asleep with Shui Mi'er can only be described in four words: wonderful.
LAST NIGHT, THE TWO OF THEM LAY DOWN ON THE BED AT HALF PAST TEN, ORIGINALLY PLANNING TO GO TO BED EARLY AND GET UP EARLY, BUT THEY ENDED UP SLEEPING FOR FIVE MINUTES, AND BOTH OF THEM COULDN'T HOLD IT, ALL KINDS OF TREMBLING AND KISSING AND TOUCHING, THERE WAS A RHYTHM THAT WAS ABOUT TO MAKE A BIG MISTAKE.
At half past eleven o'clock in the evening, the two of them were like Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, unable to hold back their desire to steal the forbidden fruit. At that critical moment, Shui Mi'er persuaded Zhen Lang with her graduation wish. The idol brother ran to take a cold shower, and finally calmed down. A man and a woman simply stopped sleeping and got up again to play games.
Considering that there might not be time to level up during the guild dinner, after the early hours of the morning, Zhen Lang and Shui Mi'er decided to stay up all night and struggle, team up with the night owls in the guild, and do their daily life in the Dragon Mountain Range. As a result, I only brushed up on eight points of physical strength, and at 0:15 in the morning, a man and a woman dozed off, and they hugged each other and slept without additional movements.
Brother Idol's biological clock is relatively stable, even if he stayed up all night, he got up at half past seven in the morning.
Looking at the sweet sleeping goblin, a kind of happiness arose in Zhen Lang's heart.
He is not a saint, and it is a little regrettable that the most exciting story did not happen last night. But looking back now, this kind of pure shy and nervous plot is also very interesting, and it is the happiness he longs for.
Many years ago, he used to simply think that if he met the girl in his heart, he would take her slender little hand and run in the sun, and hold her delicate body and sleep in the night, instead of having to do something.
At 7:50, Honey got up.
As soon as she went out, she waited for Zhen Lang to lose his temper: "Hmph, if you have no conscience, you won't call me when you get up!" โ
Zhen Lang smiled: "How old are you, and are you still angry to get up?" โ
Shui Mier: "Don't forget today's setting, I am the queen today, don't be arrogant with me!" โ
Zhen Lang gave in: "Queen, I was wrong, didn't the little one want you to sleep a little longer?" โ
As soon as she heard this, Shui Mi'er finally lost her breath, seemed to realize something, and reached out to cover her little face, looking cute and cute from between her fingers to stare at Zhen Lang, stomping her feet and saying: "Don't look, don't look at people's faces!" โ
Zhen Lang immediately stopped looking, turned around and continued to be busy in the kitchen.
Ten minutes later, Shui Mi'er came out after washing up and saw Zhen Lang looking at her with blank eyes.
Shui Mi'er was angry: "What do you mean by squatting outside the bathroom, you want to peek?" โ
Zhen Lang was even more wronged than Dou E: "Back to the queen, the little one is waiting for the queen to have breakfast." โ
"So well-behaved?" The queen hurried a little flattered and trotted to the table.
Seeing the things on the table, the queen was very moved: "This is my favorite white porridge and kimchi, you specially went to buy it?" โ
Zhen Lang coaxed: "Our current house is quite close to that breakfast shop, I get up at half past seven, go out at 7:35, and come back at 7:50." I sprinted back and forth like a morning run, and it was quite enjoyable. โ
"No wonder, I was woken up by the sound of you coming back and opening the door." Shui Mi'er looked him up and down for a while, and said suspiciously: "You went out as soon as you got up, did you wash your face?" โ
Zhen Lang: "Of course, I brush my teeth and wash my face, at most two or three minutes." โ
Shui Mi'er glanced at him: "I'm embarrassed to say, look at the little blackhead on your nose." After eating, go wash and wash, my sister bought you a special facial cleanser for men, and you are not allowed to touch me after you don't wash it! โ
Zhen Lang gave in again: "Huh! โ
The queen smiled and tasted the breakfast, and said, "Yes, yes, it would be better if you made it yourself." โ
Zhen Lang couldn't help but ruffle the hair in front of his forehead, and said mysteriously: "I also made something with my own hands." โ
Shui Mi'er's eyes shone with a beautiful glitter: "Then don't you bring it to the queen?" โ
Zhen Lang was a heifer in an instant after thirty years of wind and rain - he was so old that he ran to the kitchen to bring a small plate.
The thing on the plate is very cool, revealing a round and flat connotation, and it is this thing that a generation of art master Leonardo da Vinci relied on to carry out the artistic enlightenment in his life, and this thing has an easy-to-understand name...... Whitewater eggs!
Shui Mi'er was a little crying and laughing: "Just white water eggs?" โ
Zhen Lang: "Isn't it okay?" โ
Shui Mi'er: "Yes, yes, but please don't pretend to be so good, as if you have a legendary crystal scepter." โ
Zhen Lang: "I will only cook two things, one is instant noodles and the other is white water eggs." โ
Shui Mi'er: "Okay, for the sake of you being so thoughtful, my sister smiled." Speed, help this queen peel eggshells. โ
Zhen Lang was skillful and quickly peeled the two eggs.
Shui Mi'er ate one and praised it: "It tastes good, I can't see that you have two hits." โ
Zhen Lang: "Are you praising me or scolding me, who can't cook white water eggs?" โ
Shui Mier: "What the queen says is what she says, which round will you talk back?" Obediently, give me the rest of this egg to eat. โ
Zhen Lang once again realized the truth that too many words must be lost, and buried himself in gnawing on eggs.
Watching him finish eating with tenderness, the queen became arrogant again: "It's past eight o'clock, is it too late in the past?" โ
Zhen Lang said professionally: "In time, I took a taxi with WeChat Didi, and the taxi arrived downstairs on time at half past eight." I checked, as long as there is no traffic jam, I can get to that place around 9:20. โ
"It's very efficient, come here, the queen will reward you with a kiss." Shui Mi'er opened her arms, lightly imprinted on his lips, and said with concern: "You skipped class today, are you under any psychological pressure?" โ
Zhen Lang: "I'm not so brainless, it's such a meaningful thing as a guild dinner, it's okay to skip two classes." โ
Honey: "You're just a dead brain, and often your brain can't turn around." โ
Zhen Lang dragged the text: "How can you see it?" โ
Shui Mier: "Didn't you say last night that you are not allowed to take off my pants, can you do other things?" โ
Zhen Lang really couldn't turn the corner: "But you also said later that you can't put your hand inside your clothes!" โ
"I mean you can't reach into the clothes on your chest, and I didn't say you can't reach in from underneath......" Shui Mi'er's little face was slightly red, and she looked at him with shy eyes: "I'm stupid, I don't want to give you benefits for nothing, in fact, you can touch it through other people's pants......"
Zhen Lang's nosebleed wildly, secretly scolding himself for being really brainless!
This time, he once again felt that he was the stupidest beep in all of China.
He wasn't sure if this was a test for him by the goblins, and said weakly, "Is it really possible?" โ
The queen became arrogant again: "You missed the opportunity, today's setting is different, it depends on your performance." โ
Zhen Lang: "Queen, I must behave well!" โ
Shui Mi'er: "Go wash your face and change your clothes again, I'll go back to the room to change my clothes, don't run over and peek." โ
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I left at 8:30, there was a few minutes of traffic jams, and I arrived at my destination at 9:25.
As soon as she got out of the car, the little queen of electric buttocks and legs, who claimed to have the eyesight of the Air Force, saw the three girls in the distance.
Her gaze wandered away from the big lady for a few seconds, and immediately pestered Zhen Lang: "Brother-in-law, did you say that you want to repay me for helping you pick out clothes and decorate your room?" โ
Zhen Lang: "Yes, what's wrong?" โ
Ye Yingying's eyes rolled slightly: "Very good, you can play my boyfriend today." โ
Zhen Lang was stunned: "What about Mi'er?" โ
"Brother-in-law, you should treat yourself as Zou Batian, I am the third aunt, and Ying Baobao is the seventh aunt." Mo Xiang also came to her senses, wearing intellectual glasses, she looked at Glory Coco from a distance, and threatened: "Water goblin, don't forget how much personal debt you owe me in the past two days. Remember, if you die today, you can't say that I'm a couple with Ying Baobao. And you, brother-in-law, you go and warn your roommates so that they don't reveal their mouths. โ
Zhen Lang: "What kind of trouble are you going to make?" โ
"It's nothing, I just want to guide the big lady to join us in the threesome." Ye Yingyingyun said lightly, with a hint of yearning in her eyes: "Don't think that Su Jie is interested in mature women, in fact, I am also a mature woman." โ
"I'm more interested in Glory Cocoa, and it would be even better if I brought her and the Big Lady over to join the foursome." Mo Xiang is a look of longing, and the glasses flashed with the evil light of the anime.
Zhen Lang was angry: "Then when you go out, why didn't you make it clear earlier?" โ
Ye Yingying was straightforward: "I didn't know that the big lady was really so beautiful, and she made a temporary move, don't you understand?" โ
Mo Xiang was also justified: "This is love at first sight, I didn't expect Glory Coco to be so soft and cute." โ
Zhen Lang was defeated by these two perverted women, and looked at Shui Mi'er inquiringly.
The queen was also defeated: "Listen to them, otherwise neither of us will have a good life when we go back." โ
Next, the two women held Zhen Lang's hand on the left and the right, and walked forward happily.
Shui Mi'er seems to be a soy sauce beater, and follows weakly.
She doesn't look like a queen today, but more like the pair of Lala's personal little maids.
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"Oh my God, why are there two women holding him, which one is Sister Peach?"
More than twenty meters away, Glory Coco was shocked.
The dynamics were also shocked, the true love of the big boss was playing soy sauce in the back, but it was the two most famous Lala of the Normal University holding Zhen Lang, what kind of weird new setting is this?
"Vice President, big lady, you can greet the idol brother on my behalf. I'm going fishing, I'm going to calm down! โ
The Great Sword Elder became enthusiastic again, and it seemed that he could instantly lift the earth.
For the safety of the earthlings, he decisively ran to fish with the stationmaster and calmed down his excitement.
To say that the big sword is definitely a man who really reads countless women, after drinking corruption last night, he revealed to the cattle that his career has already achieved the great achievement of [Thousand Girls Chop]. After 20 years of carnival, what has Brother Sword met in his life? The best girls, very few. When I first saw the big lady, I was shocked and chased for three years to no avail. Today, I saw the three girls next to Zhen Lang who were not inferior to the big lady, and the big sword was messy, and I had to calm down.
At this moment, Zhen Lang had already met with everyone.
In an instant, he and Dynamic and Kim became soy sauce makers.
The big lady, the dancer, cocoa, Moxiang, Ye Yingying, and Shui Mier, the scene was particularly exciting.
As if Mars hit the Earth, the six women are completely in the arena 3v3 posture.
vs****, this is a contest between two wet nurses, the big lady and Mo Xiang have their own merits.
Electric buttocks 'legs vs electric buttocks' legs, two girls compete against DPS, Ye Yingying vaguely crushes the dancer.
Big-bellied black girl vs small-bellied black girl, honey and coco, a bit of a two MT mocking each other!
ยท (To be continued.) )