22. Don't laugh when you hear someone else's name

The next day, I told Master and my brothers about my displacement.

The senior brothers were still surprised, and the spatula tied to the tree suddenly called: "Sister Liuli, congratulations!" ”

I'll just hey, is this a good name, the age of the exile is much older than you, it's really not too big or too small.

"The advanced path of displacement is indeed different from that of ordinary people," Master untied the rope of the spatula, and was also confident that he would not be able to make any resistance, "Although there are few skills, there are many possibilities, and I don't know how much potential there is to ascend to the fourth order in such a short time." ”

Perhaps we'll see her become a Goblin legend.

All the way, I fantasized about the future of wandering away and wearing the golden armor of heroes, and ruling hundreds of millions of goblins...... Well, hundreds of millions of them seem to be a little bit more.

"By the way, since it's okay to be displaced, will Senior Brother Li Wei also have any special promotion methods?" It occurred to me that I had an idea.

I have always felt that the world where only force determines the level is very unbalanced, because I am not keen on pure strength, so I chose this agile cultivation route. There are healers, farmers, craftsmen, scholars, and merchants in this world. It would be ideal if any profession could move up the ranks by making achievements in their field.

It's a pity that the world hasn't reached this point yet.

Master sighed and said, "No matter what the route, the most basic condition for promotion is physical fitness, and the talent of centimeter is not here, he has tried it himself, and all kinds of methods have no effect." ”

"Really? You need to wash the marrow. I patted Jenny on the shoulder.

"Forehead ......"

Thinking about it, I haven't heard of any doctor who has been promoted to a high level because of his superb medical skills.

Since Liuli has risen to the fourth order, her physique must have reached that standard, although she has not been seen exercising much......

Speaking of another criterion of class, skill, the "skill creation" of dislocation can be said to be infinite skills.

After walking through the woods, he finally returned to the main road, and was met by three soldiers who were patrolling.

"Brother Bing~"

Walking in the front, I decisively beckoned my hand and attracted the attention of the three people.

"Little sister, what's the matter?" The soldier in the lead asked with a smile like a child.

Sure enough, it seems that people like me and Master will only be treated as children.

Only the dislocation amazed the three of them.

However, the quality of the three is good, and after smiling, they show the heroic posture of soldiers.

Then I noticed the spatula with my hands tied.

"...... this?"

"We're warriors on a trip, well, this is the minions of the Winter Thieves Regiment that we caught yesterday, and it's a sentry." Carvil is still the spokesperson.

"Remnant Winter!" The eldest brother in the lead was shocked, "We are preparing to search their camp, do you know where it is?" ”

"We're not familiar with this place, so let him tell you."

Li Wei pointed slightly, and the senior brother slipped the spatula in front of them.

"Little pot, after you go in, you have to transform yourself and be a new person, you know?" I stood on the side and quipped.

"What a 'little pot'! I'm not a eunuch! ”

"You! Be honest! "Soldiers don't be polite to robbers.

"That'...... A small shovel? Seeing the other party's dissatisfied expression, I shook my head, "Hey, you can't listen to you if you care about you, it's really unteachable...... Exile, and persuade him. ”

Drift looked at me quizzically, then nodded and stepped forward.

"You also said that you joined as a last resort, and you only stood guard and did not participate in the robbery, you just need to explain the things you confessed last night to the official, and then lead the troops to successfully encircle and suppress the camp, and I believe you can be released soon."

These are the things I analyzed and listened to to the exile last night, and now she has memorized them.

However, looking at the cured expression of the spatula, it is obvious that the image of the "wandering little angel" in the spatula's mind has deepened a little.

The three soldiers were also touched by the Drifter's soft-spoken enlightenment.

"Did you hear that?" The team leader shouted at the spatula, "Do what this young lady says, and we won't treat you badly, you know?" ”

"Got it, got it." The spatula nodded repeatedly.

"What did she call you a little pot and a little shovel just now, what is your name?"

"Spatula."

"Poofβ€”"

"Hehe," I said, looking at the soldiers who were desperately trying not to laugh too exaggeratedly, "just get used to it." ”

"Uh-huh...... I think this brother is a big man, and he must be very skilled. The eldest brother of the team leader diverted his attention and bowed to Luo Fei.

"Don't dare to be! In the Lower Tilapia! What do you call a brother! ”

The other party seemed to be intimidated by this fierce tone.

"Senior brother is like this, don't care."

"Oh...... Oh, in the Lower Pantin. ”

"Poof-" I couldn't help but laugh out loud this time.

"Little sister," Pan Ting squatted down, "you're Luo Fei's junior sister, right?" ”

"Hmm."

"Is my name funny?"

The people on our side also looked at me strangely, and of course they didn't know why I was laughing if they didn't know a certain shampoo brand.

"Hmm...... "Since the other party treats me as a child, then-"It's nothing, Pantene, ah no, Brother Panting, Tianxiang just remembered something else interesting~"

Anyway, I don't know how the little girl speaks, so I can only pretend to be tender.

The corners of the elder brother's mouth twitched to reveal his state of mind.

"What about these two?" Master pointed behind Pan Ting.

"This surname is Chao, and his name is Chaoren."

"Poofβ€”" It's me this time.

"What are you laughing at?" Pan Ting was a little upset, and his tone became a little impulsive.

There is no concept of "superman" in this world, so naturally I don't think I think about it. If it weren't for the fact that I looked young, I guess I would have been locked up as a psychopath.

"I ...... I remembered another funny thing. I said weakly.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Don't be afraid," seeing my aggrieved face, the other party's face returned to normal again, "It's rude to laugh when you hear someone else's name, you know?" ”

I remember you being the one who laughed at the spatula at the beginning!

"Tianxiang knows."

"Is your name Tianxiang, what a cute name," Pan Ting touched my head and pointed to another soldier behind me, "His name is Zhang Quan." ”

I didn't expect that there is also this legendary super surname in this world, although it is not necessarily a big surname.

Zhang Quan also looked at me excitedly, and was relieved to see that I didn't laugh anymore.

Although your name sounds very ordinary, I remember that there is a brand of scissors called Zhang Xiaoquan, which is quite famous.

In this case, there is a hair dryer brand called "Superman".

Dare to love you guys are washing, cutting and blowing squads.

But put these three people together, the system you did on purpose.

【Ding——】

[That's right, the system is intentional.] 】

"Poofβ€”" Anyway, this is the third time for me.

Three soldiers stared at me at the same time with gloomy faces.

"I'm sorry...... One more thing came to mind......"

It's only three things, and no one should believe it this time.

Sure enough, the faces of the three of them were even more ugly.

"Woo-sister~" I saw that the situation was not good, and jumped behind the little angel in two steps, "The three brothers are so scary, so scary......"

I didn't know what I was smoking, but he stroked my head and pretended to protect me behind him.

Sure enough, her actions immediately deflated the three of them.

"This kid is really naughty." Zhang Quan said helplessly.

Master looked at me and twitched the corners of his mouth unnaturally, then smiled weirdly.

"Tianxiang, you see that you are so rude, you have to apologize to the three big brothers!" Sure enough, the master looked like a little adult, and put on a shelf of an elder.

Although the master was originally an elder, this appearance was really unconvincing.

"Yes......" I stumbled out from behind the exile, "I'm sorry, Brother Pan Ting, Brother Chaoren, Brother Zhang Quan~"

Take a bow, and I'll make fun of them.

But just as I got up, an untimely voice came from my right:

"Poofβ€”"

"Don't laugh!"

Because this time I said the names of the three soldiers at the same time, this time they finally broke out, and as a result, the three of them yelled at Luo Fei together.

"Huh! I didn't laugh at you! Luo Fei was also shocked, and hurriedly waved his hand, and then pointed at me, "I'm laughing at her!" ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

Speechless for a while.

"By the way, I see this little sister and her-" The so-called "she" refers to me, Pan Ting's words are looking at the master and saying, "Almost old, why does she respect you so much?" ”

Because I was accustomed to the attitude towards the Master, I consciously did what the Master said just now.

"Let me introduce myself!" The master finally put away his play-like expression, and his face turned pale, "Miss Ben Chi Xing is the master of the four of them!" ”

Miss Ben......

Miss......

Sister......

The two brothers have been petrified, and I-

"Poofβ€”"