"Master, when did you teach me a new trick?"

After returning from two classes in the afternoon, Zhen Lang and Renjian started a death date.

After twenty fights, he brought up that mysterious trick again.

Renjian Yiyi typed very dissatisfiedly: "Bear child, you haven't learned to climb yet, you want to learn to run?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Didn't you teach me today?" ”

Man and sword unity: "My original words are, if you can satisfy me today, I will call you." I'm not satisfied with your performance. ”

Zhen Lang: "What's wrong with me today?" ”

The unity of human and sword: "You give me the feeling that I am more impetuous, I can't calm down, and I always think about learning what nirvana." ”

Zhen Lang was confused: "It's also wrong to learn nirvana?" ”

The unity of man and sword: "The basic skills are not solid, and it is useless to learn nirvana." Besides, do you think people who don't have basic skills can learn nirvana? It's like playing football, a beginner who doesn't even have the slightest sense of the ball, can you expect him to pedal a bicycle and pass people? ”

Zhen Lang calmed down and typed weakly: "Master, what you say is reasonable, but ...... Am I that weak that I don't even have the slightest sense of ball? That's too scary, isn't it? ”

"You've only been learning from the teacher for a few days, I said you're a beginner, you're a beginner." ”

Zhen Lang thought seriously for a moment and typed, "Master, you are right. I've been busy clearing the wasteland for the past two days, and I've been a little sleep-deprived, so I haven't even watched the video of my fight with you, and I feel like my performance today is not as good as yesterday. ”

"It's not bad that you have this kind of awareness." The human sword shook together, and he had the style of a famous teacher: "Industry is good at diligence, and ridiculous is frolic." Studying the battle footage for a few days is something that can be done by one person. Ten or eight years of persistent research on battle videos, few people in the world can do it. Master sends you eight words: Life is short, but persistence is the most important thing. ”

Zhen Lang: "Thank you, Master, for your kind words, I remember." ”

"I don't want to hear that, you know. ”

Zhen Lang understood in seconds: "Master, thank you for this profound and profound teaching. ”

Human sword unity: "There is a kind of you say again." ”

Zhen Lang is really very kind: "I said that your words are like Jiraiya in the Hokage, there is literature and art in obscenity, there are vicissitudes in literature and art, there is a hidden connotation, and there is a profound meaning in the connotation......"

"Well, the teacher didn't accept your apprentice in vain." The unity of human and sword seems to be very useful, and he took the initiative to make friends with Zhen Lang: "Apprentice, the master is also a man, I understand some things." Just now, you played abnormally several times in a row, and the wall shot so crookedly, obviously your hands were shaking, and the mouse didn't listen to you. To be honest, before you beat me, did you? ”

Seeing this, Zhen Lang had a feeling of being shameless in the face of Jiangdong's father.

Lai watched Zhen Lang's typing mistress beside her, and her face was so red that she was about to drip water.

According to today's "many years of dating, deep feelings" drama plot, both of them entered the play, and their feelings are really deep. As soon as Zhen Lang returned to the cozy cottage after school, Shui Mi'er rushed over to rely on him, and the relationship between the two broke out, and then she helped him masturbate......

Then, Zhen Lang washed for a while before he began to duel with the human sword.

In the past, Shui Mi'er just thought that the unity of human and sword was very funny, but today she found out that this master is very magical.

Just from Zhen Lang's operation, the other party actually guessed that Zhen Lang had masturbated, this ability is too rebellious~!

Shui Mi'er bets that even Su Jie can't see the doorway here.

Zhen Lang was entangled for a while, and then typed: "Master, let's not talk about such a private topic, right?" ”

"Don't say it, I understand." The human sword said in unison, and typed a few more words: "Don't you know how to Lingbo Weibu?" ”

Zhen Lang was stunned when he heard this: "Ling Bo Weibu in the Eight Divisions of the Heavenly Dragon? ”

"It's not...... Belch...... This is a routine that I have conceived after studying level 20 skills, and it has not yet entered the practical stage...... Tomorrow will be the 20th level of the teacher, and I will show you in person. The human sword snorted and quickly changed the subject: "You learned astral transfer, why haven't you used it in the past two days?" ”

Zhen Lang typed: "Master, I am level 20 and you are level 19, and it is too bullying to use this skill." ”

"I can't see that you still have a bit of the dignity of a master." The human sword and the sword nodded a little like, and typed again: "You can use it, try your best to fight with me." To be fair, I'm going to too, and I'll fight you ...... again."

Zhen Lang almost slipped under the sofa, what kind of strange thing is this mysterious master?

"I can't stand it, you, master, must be a retired professional player, Su Jie said, many professional players are so obscene......" Shui Mi'er stood up, no longer looked at the computer screen, and said with a red face: "I'm going to invite everyone to have supper tonight, and we won't go out for dinner." Husband, how about I go buy some takeout? ”

Zhen Lang: "Just call for takeaway, you stay with me." ”

Shui Mi'er: "Anyway, we have a snack street downstairs, I want to go to the store and pick it up myself, and then bring it back to you." ”

Zhen Lang was very moved: "Okay, wife, it's hard work, be careful on the road." ”

Shui Mi'er showed a gentle and lovely smile: "Husband, come on, win your lewd master a few more times!" ”

In this sweet atmosphere, the beautiful woman went out.

Zhen Lang saw that the human sword was bleeding, and he calmed down and studied the recently recorded battle video.

Before I knew it, half an hour had passed.

The honeys who had gone out for a little walk have all come back and are busy in the kitchen.

Zhen Lang didn't wait anymore and ran to the kitchen to help.

Then, he and Honey had a good and inexpensive dinner, which tasted very happy.

At six o'clock, the unity of man and sword finally appeared: "Apprentice, what about people?" ”

Zhen Lang looked at his watch and was impressed on the spot: "Fifty-five minutes...... Master, how many times have you jerked off? ”

Human sword unity: "Fuss, just once." ”

Zhen Lang: "Can it be so long at one time?" ”

The unity of man and sword: "The teacher likes to wear 3-5 sets of masturbation, looking for that lasting and mysterious pleasure ......"

Zhen Lang was frightened, and secretly glad that Shui Mi'er was changing clothes next door and didn't see this obscene dialogue.

At half past six, the two continued their next thirty duels.

Zhen Lang was full of food and drink, and there was a beautiful wife cheering up, and he was in a state of courage and bravery.

And the person who has just been stroked is one, and his state is declining.

In the next 30 games, Zhen Lang created a record of 6 wins, 3 draws, and 21 losses.

Although this record is still miserable, it is the most gorgeous record since Zhen Lang met the unity of man and sword.

It can be said responsibly that he set a new record.

Before today, out of 50 duels a day, the one with the highest chance of winning won against Master five times.

And in this evening, after fifty fights, he won seven times against each other!

Zhen Lang finally understood why he had always felt that his master was not in a state a few times before.

At that time, he still thought that he was overperforming, or that the state of human and sword integration was too low.

It wasn't until today that he realized the true meaning......

・(To be continued.) )