When Zhen Lang proposed a trip that he said would go, it caused a strong reaction from his friends and sisters. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

You must know that the barbarians who are five days old have guild benefits, colds and sister hunting have also saved benefits because of their long-term exploits, and Su Jie has even saved three travel benefits for his command, so this trip has become a team trip.

The concept of travel in everyone's mind is different, and young people have different definitions of poetry and distance in their hearts, some people want to go to the three mountains and five mountains, and some people want to go to the five lakes and four seas. There was a serious disagreement about where the trip would go, to the point where they could no longer be friends happily.

Eventually, everyone decided to follow their hearts and travel separately.

Cannon, Er Fat, Dynamic, and his cousin Zhen Shuai, who got a benefit from Zhen Lang, the four of them teamed up to go to Sanya. These four animals all have a travel complex in their hearts to go to distant places, that is, "facing the sea, the sun is full of spring flowers...... Of course, another purpose of their trip to Sanya was to experience the legendary sea feast......

The cold rarely acted alone this time, and the boy who was in his senior year after this summer vacation also had a complex in his heart, that is, to see the place where his dream lover had stayed before graduating from college. Since he completed the first masturbation in his life against the heroine in "The Legend of the New White Lady" at the age of fourteen, the seeds of love have been planted in his heart. So, he went to Hangzhou alone, to see the West Lake, to see the Leifeng Tower, to see the broken bridge where Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen met, and then stood in the hunting wind and sang a song "The water of the West Lake, my tears"......

Looking for sister was going to go alone, she wanted to go to Xi'an to see the terracotta warriors and horses of Qin Shi Huang, who she had loved for a long time. I don't know what Tian Ji thinks, and he strongly asks to team up with Xunmei, the reason is that he wants to see the Big Wild Goose Pagoda, and he has to go to Zhongnan Mountain on the way to see if he can find the tomb of the living dead and get a copy of the martial arts secrets left by Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu......

The coolest person on this trip should be the stationmaster. Because, this dead face + stalking, coupled with Zhen Lang and Shui Mi'er's intercession, finally moved Yu Shasha to travel with him...... So, these two literary and artistic young men and women who have a soft spot for famous mountains began a one-week double tour of Mount Emei + Qingcheng Mountain + Jiuzhaigou.

The most maverick person is Su Jie, who went to the closest place to heaven alone, Xi' Tibet. Strictly speaking, the eldest sister is the only one who says she will leave, she didn't discuss it with others at all, and she didn't care if everyone could stand it or not, after determining that she wanted to get benefits collectively, she went to the airport alone.

The most regrettable thing is the sweetness of mango. Originally, Britney also had a travel benefit, but everyone talked about it, and she didn't want to go far away. There is no way, and it is impossible for everyone to force a little girl with autism to take a trip that is said to go, and can only regretfully respect Britney's personal wishes.

As for Zhen Lang, the five benefits he accumulated, one was given to his cousin, one was given to Mo Xiang, one was given to Ye Yingying, one was given to Yu Shasha, and the last one was kept for himself.

The place where he and Shui Mi'er went was different from the comrades in the organization.

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"If the sea can take away my friends, let them be washed away by the sea......"

A beach in Sanya, facing the sea dynamically, with a melancholy face.

It's been a few days since I came out.,In a travel place with a high incidence of sexual encounters.,I didn't even have an appointment with a pleasing girl.,It's a reason to be very melancholy.。

And the legendary Haitian feast has not yet reached the opening time, which makes the dynamic feeling extremely melancholy.

In the game, Dynamic is one of the five barbarians, the legendary first fire method of Nirvana rebirth, and there is never a shortage of green tea. Once back in real life, some things have changed, and at the university, dynamism can only be regarded as a small famous livestock in Building 9 at best. And in a place like Sanya, he is more like a passerby, and no one knows him.

The gap between the unreal and the real has a great impact on the dynamics.

On the other hand, the cannon has a kind of self-confidence of "I can do it" wherever he goes.

After the cannon arrived at the hotel, he only did one thing: turn on the WeChat search nearby function......

As we all know, Brother Cannon has a domineering personality signature, and in just one night, more than a dozen girls took the initiative to add cannons. For this reason, the cannon also picked and filtered, leaving a few girls who were passable in appearance and figure.

One of the girls is very unrestrained, and the opening remarks are a red expression: "18cm, really?" ”

Cannon's reply was confident: "If you don't believe it, you can try it." ”

So, the girl who lived in the hotel next door really asked the cannon to try it......

Since then, the cannon classmates have lived a life of no shame and irritability.

This incident caused 10,000 points of damage to the dynamics, and it was also from the division university, and it was also ranked as a barbarian in the five days, why is the gap between people so big?

What's even more unbearable for the dynamic is that Zhen Lang's cousin actually has a story......

The cousin is a little handsome, and that's not the point. The main thing is that this is the most arrogant blue beast from the 2030 level of N City No. 1 Middle School, with a very domineering figure. As a long-distance running champion in No. 1 Middle School, my cousin has the same athletic ability as an animal, not only has he trained six-pack abs, but also has a bit of a mermaid line.

Usually in school, my cousin doesn't have a chance to "show off his true self". When I got to the beach, it was different, my cousin was a typical post-10 bear child's style, learning the style of the surfing actor in the movie, wearing only a pair of beach pants underneath, and then posing in the sea breeze to show off his muscles......

Although this behavior is superficial, it is quite simple and brutal and effective.

In the past three days, every time I walked on the beach with my cousin, I could find at least dozens of women peeking at my cousin. There are even some bikini girls who don't have a male companion, who are simply blatantly looking at their cousins, and there are those who send Qiu Bo to flatter.

As an old driver, I can certainly see that my cousin is very popular with my sisters. In the eyes of those young women and even women, the cousin is a mouth-watering piece of fresh meat, which can arouse the interest of these women, and even sexual interest.

Yesterday afternoon, the story happened.

At that time, my cousin was standing in the sea, his upper body was exposed, and the mermaid line was obvious. At that moment, a girl about twenty-five or sixteen years old, dressed in a sexy bikini, walked over and asked her cousin to teach her by hand......

Dynamic is no stranger to this bikini girl, she lives in the same hotel as them, and on the same floor, Dynamic has met her twice in the elevator. In good conscience, this hot, sexy and enthusiastic girl is the type of affair that the third master dreams of. Seeing the moment when the girl took the initiative to talk to her cousin, Dynamic only hated that she hadn't taken the lead in the elevator to be cheeky and communicate with the girl before.

That night, my cousin had dinner with the bikini girl.

Then, he went to her room.

Dynamic was also worried that his cousin would be in danger, and it wouldn't be nice if he encountered an immortal jumping or something. But seeing that the place where my cousin went was a guest room on the same floor as them, it was hard to say anything about the dynamics, and I poured a dozen beers with the second fat and fell drunk in the toilet that night.

At noon today, after my cousin came back, the whole person was different.

In the face of dynamic and the torture of the second fat, the cousin was just a smirk, and the expression was extremely sullen.

The second fat only forced the girl's nickname, yes, just a nickname.

Her name is Xiaomo, her real name is unknown, and her identity is a mystery.

And the dynamic is more concerned about some other details, from his cousin's sexual happiness to the sullen giggles, he thinks about whether his cousin said goodbye to his eighteen-year-old virginity last night, whether he has enjoyed the huge benefits brought by the experienced Xiaomo, and whether he has experienced several new postures unlocked by Xiaomo......

These thoughts dealt a greater blow to the dynamics, so he could only sing in the sea breeze: "If the sea can, take away my friends, let them be washed away by the sea......"

If he could, he would have liked to have a huge wave that swept away the cannon and his cousin!

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"The bitter sand, the feeling of blowing on the face, like the father's scolding and the mother's crying, will never be forgotten......"

When the dynamic is singing to the sea, the second fat is also singing sadly.

Compared with the dynamic, the second fat mood is heavier.

Dynamic is at most a frustration, and in addition to being frustrated, Erfat also has economic losses.

The second master's slamming of the door, that is known to everyone on the earth, and the economic loss is a fatal blow to him.

Since he made an appointment with a young woman in the same city, Er Fat has developed a kind of self-confidence.

This kind of self-confidence is strange, he always feels that he can rely on the fierce online chat methods to conquer the girl.

In the past few days, Erpang has exerted his indomitable Olympic spirit, searched the vicinity, added more than 100 girls, and communicated in a multi-pronged manner. Most girls immediately retreated as soon as they saw the selfie of the second fat circle of friends. But Er Fat didn't give up, he believed that he had the strength of a handsome guy and a fat guy, and he tirelessly hooked up with those girls who didn't retreat.

Also yesterday, when my cousin had a harvest, Er Fat also had a harvest.

A girl with the WeChat nickname [Lulu] chatted very well with Er Fat, and she touched Er Fat with such a sentence: "People like that kind of chubby boy, and the belly is fat and so comfortable to pinch......"

At that moment, Er Fat almost thought that he had found true love, and decisively met Lulu.

When the two met, Lulu was about the same as in the photo, and her opening line was touching: "Wow, you're so much more handsome than in the photo......"

This sentence, whether others believe it or not, Er Fat believes it anyway.

At that moment, there was a kind of self-confidence in Erfat's heart that "Lao Tzu is a handsome guy and fat".

He was so happy that he couldn't find the north, so he let Lulu take him to a meal of more than a thousand. To tell the truth, the second fat has grown so big, and there has never been a case of two people who have more than 1,000 yuan for a meal. However, in order to pretend to be strong in front of the girl, this slamming goods endured it and paid the bill in a very chic manner.

Lulu claims to be a local and is more familiar with the neighborhood, and after dinner, she wants to take the second fat pretend to take the second fat to fly. In that night when hormones were flying, Er Fat still kept an eye on it, didn't dare to go too far, and was always ready to call the cannon and others for help in case of an emergency.

So, Lulu takes him to a nightclub near the hotel.

After entering, the girl entered a state of self-praise and ordered a lot of wine.

As time went on, Er Fat felt that something was wrong. He realizes that Lulu doesn't seem to be trying to play with him, but more like ordering the wine. To put it more bluntly, he feels that he is wronged, and the meaning of his existence on this date is to be responsible for paying for it......

This reminds the second fat man of a travel guide he read before going out, one of the strategies of "Writing for Novices", there is one: many tourist attractions have young and beautiful girls and single tourists take the initiative to talk, about to go to nightclubs to consume, most of these girls are wine trusts, special expensive and undrinkable drinks, play with tourists, and get business commissions from them......

Erpang originally thought that he was a man who was careful and calculating, and he would never encounter such a tragedy.

And the facts told him again and again that he really met a more budget-conscious wine saucer tonight.

And Er Fat also noticed that there were a few tattooed young people in the nightclub, who were very familiar with Lulu. If after drinking tonight, he proposes to take Lulu to make some stories, I'm afraid that those tattooed youths will pull Erfat into the dark alley to make some stories first......

Such a shameful thing, the second fat was embarrassed to go back to complain to his brothers.

He could only eat coptis dumbly, knocked out his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach.

On a date with Lulu, it cost more than 1,000 to eat and about 3,000 to go to a nightclub.

It cost more than four thousand in total, and I only held hands......

And that time to hold hands, it was Erfat who stood at the door of the nightclub and hesitated, and Lulu impatiently pulled him in.

This is because the second fat is born with the attributes of a miser, loves money like life, and has moderation at critical moments. If you change to the dynamic kind of animal that slaps a swollen face and becomes fat in front of a woman, it is estimated that 10,000 yuan is not enough.

Lulu eats his, drinks his, plays his, and finally gets a commission from his business.

In front of this kind of woman, Er Fat found that he was still too tender......

He was so sad in his heart that he couldn't find anyone to talk to.

Er Fat felt that if he said this, his brothers would laugh at him for the rest of his life.

In the past, Erpang often saw such a sentence: Campus life is the purest.

At that time, Er Fat was very disapproving, he felt that the men and women on campus were not simple for a long time, and they still went to open a room, go for a one-night stand, and go to the field. It wasn't until this day that Er Fat discovered that campus life was really simple. On campus, he wouldn't have encountered these things in Sanya.

For example, Lulu looks two or three years older than Erfat, but there is a clear difference between a social person and a stunned young man on campus. She easily toyed with Er Fat between applause, and finally forced Er Fat not to propose to open a room with her, and fled the nightclub after paying the bill.

After learning from the pain, Er Fat suddenly longed for a loving relationship, just like the relationship between Zhen Lang and Shui Mier. (To be continued.) )