Chapter 142: Smash the Door!
The three-headed dog watched the movie very seriously and attentively, and when the heroine misunderstood Ye Dingxi, I also heard the sound of one of the heads snorting.
I waited for a while, but I didn't see it responding, so I could only walk up and say, "Big brother, I said...... I want to cross the river. ”
"Crossing the river?"
The head in the middle stared at the TV and asked, "Are you going to dig a pit on the other side of the river?"
"No, I want to leave Infernal Hell. ”
"She said she wanted to leave. ”
The dog head on the left side repeated as if suddenly awakened.
The other two heads nodded at the same time and glanced at each other.
"She probably wanted to go to Ye Dingxi. ”
"Do you want to help us get autographed photos?"
"Are you a stupid dog? Ye Dingxi hasn't woken up yet. ”
"Maybe she'll wake up when she goes?"
"And what about our dog food?"
Seeing that the three heads were about to start arguing again, I quickly waved my hand to interrupt and interjected, "If you are willing to send me across the river, I can take you with him to him." ”
Yes, I'm going to find Ye Dingxi, I want to see him.
It was a decision that I had been thinking about for three days.
"And what about our TV series? 'Eternal Flowers' will be played in an hour. ”
The dog's head on the left is in a difficult position.
I glanced at the TV and said, "Brother Dog, there are bigger and more beautiful TVs in the world, and there are many, many different programs to choose from, by the way, there is also dog food, there is real dog food in the world!"
"Sounds pretty good. The dog head on the right nodded, "We can go to the human world." ”
"Get a bigger and prettier TV back. ”
"Is real dog food good?"
"It shouldn't be as delicious as this female ghost. ”
I saw that they were still hesitating, and decided to release my ultimate.
"Big Brother Dog, in fact, there are many female dogs in the world, some are called Shih Tzu, some are called noblewomen, some are called Chihuahuas, and some are called Teddy...... They are all well-known and stunning beauties in the world. ”
......
In front of the gates of Infernal Hell.
The three-headed dog sat beside me, each of them twisting around, looking at the vermilion gate that towered into the sky.
"Can I get out of Infernal Hell from here?" the doghead asked.
I nodded, lowered my voice and said, "Brother Dog, didn't you know this place before?"
"I don't know. ”
The three-headed dog shook his head at the same time, "I've never left that river. ”
Beauty is indeed the most lethal weapon in heaven and earth.
But......
I couldn't help but wonder.
According to the Three-Headed Dog of Hell, could it be that he has been living in the Infernal Hell? If so, how could Yan Jun and the others not know anything about it?
Before I could think about it any more, the three-headed dog had already urged.
"Let's go, I'm going to the world. ”
This majestic three-headed dog, taller than two lions stacked on top of each other, was so excited that he wagged his tail, which simply subverted my perception of this ancient number one demonic beast.
"It's hard to get out of here, we have to think of a plan first!" I reassured.
The three-headed dog was stunned, and his bloodthirsty gaze swelled with an irrepressible sense of ferocity.
"Why wait, I'm going to the world!"
"Yes, we are going now!"
“......”
I watched the demonic aura that swelled and spread around it, and I immediately regretted it.
Why, do I have to pull a monster that is not controlled at all and act together? Where the hell did you get the courage?
Hush!!!
I gestured to my mouth, "Quiet!! there's a ghost guarding the door, it wouldn't be good if they found out we wanted to go out!"
"What's wrong?"
"Why are they guarding the door?"
"Are you trying to steal our TV?"
This brain circuit......
Sure enough, it took thousands of years of reincarnation in the heavens and the earth to come out of such a big demonic beast.
I slapped it on the door of my head, and my heart was rolling, and I wanted to cry without tears.
"Big Brother Dog...... Listen to me, there are many, many ghosts in the underworld, and there are very powerful ghosts and ghosts, they are powerful and capable, we must act carefully, remember not to be discovered by them, otherwise it is very likely to ......"
Boom!
A loud bang exploded in my ears.
I hadn't had time to close my mouth before I could speak.
Ahead, the gate that had guarded the Infernal Hell for thousands of years was slammed open by the three-headed dog of hell, and under the rumbling vibration, not a single brick was left, all of them turned into a cloud of smoke and dust, and the debris fell all over my hair, clothes, and eyelashes, and in a blurred vision, I seemed to see three dog heads turn around, staring at me with disgust.
"It's a wordy. ”
Outside the door.
A few gatekeepers stumbled and staggered, crawled to their feet, and watched the unknown creatures in front of them shake into a few sifted chaff.
"What the hell is this?"
"It's a dog!it's ugly!!"
"Where did it come from, how did it smash the door!"
"Go and report to Lord Zhong, there's a dog running out of the Infernal Hell!"
The ghost with the fastest reaction was about to turn his head and run, so I quickly pointed at him and opened my throat and shouted: "Brother Dog, don't let him sue, Zhong Kui is here, you can't go to the world!"
Is it?
A dog's head looked at me and raised his eyebrows, and the dog's paws slapped casually, as if chasing mosquitoes, setting off a wave of demons that soared into the sky, and directly swept the ghost into the air.
"Ahhh
In mid-air, there was a shattered scream from the tornado of black mist.
One of the heads of the Three-Headed Hellhounds tilted its face and sucked in the tornado, and the black mist swept the demon into the fang-covered jaw.
Grunt.
Crunchy~
The dog's head chewed it twice, and shook his head in disgust: "It's tasteless." ”
"Maybe it's the female ghost that's more delicious. ”
"I think so too. ”
The other two dogheads discussed.
I stood in the swirling mess and wept.
I really don't forget my dog food wherever I go......
When the other ghosts saw this scene, they were already frightened, and one by one they lay on the ground and wailed at us.
"Big Brother Dog, Aunt Donglean...... We are innocent!"
"yes, what's that...... In the past year, we have been greedy for a little bit of the supplements that Meng Po and Black and White Impermanence sent you, and we have eaten a little bit of pastries sent by Youshen day and night, and we haven't done anything else to be sorry for your old man!!"
Belch?!!
I was cleaning up the dust, and I froze in place.
"You said they all sent me something?"
"Yes, yes......"
A ghost messenger said: "They have all been here this year, especially the Bai Impermanence Envoy has come the most diligently, and I wanted to go in to see you several times, but we stopped me......"
"Big white nephew?"
A long-lost warmth welled up in my heart, as if the little sun of the underworld shone on me again.
"That kid is kind......"