"it!" Just completed the blessing of the "Light of the Chosen" - specifically, after sensing that GM was online, he clenched and released his hand according to the rhythm of three short, three long and three short, and then, a very noisy voice sounded in the depths of the turtle's heart. In fact, the most serious authority www.biquge.info of this magic is that after you invite the GM god, it is not up to you to decide when he will leave, and he is very chatty, lacks the most basic sense of humor and likes to do something that he thinks is funny......

"What's going on, I'm going to go, how can this happen, oh my god, there's a bug in the system-ah, I'm sorry, your world doesn't depend on the system to sustain it...... Speaking of which, do you know why your world is not maintained by the system, and there are still strange random appearances like this? ”

“…… What kind of weird randomness? "The turtle is actually not interested in what the GM said, because according to past experience, most of the words are this guy's brain twitching, and he suddenly remembered some background settings that have little to do with the current situation, but, also according to previous experience, this thing is still very childish, and it is also a particularly awkward, special bear kind among children, if you ignore him, he really doesn't know what kind of moth will be......

"Oops? You don't know? So-" Occasionally, though, the GM would say something more useful, "What the hell are you doing standing here stupidly, I'll go!" Run! I don't want to do something that hurts my character and disrupts the balance! ”

Although he didn't have time to figure out what was going on, the turtle ran obediently as instructed.

"Who made you run, you idiot! If you want to escape, you can't understand, I'll go! ”

Then the turtle pounced as instructed, and a large crater appeared where he had been standing.

"Hey~" Lei Huo stood on the edge of the big pit, the smile on his face became more and more weird, and he turned his head to look at the turtle, "I see, the so-called GM has become your solid backing, is this what it means?" Great, it's rare for me to shake out such an awesome buff again, and it would be a shame to kill you so quickly and then not know what to do. ”

"Hey! You two dodge - no, in the direction that the Darkforest just went. Lei Huo suddenly shouted loudly to the two women in the distance, "You will meet the second-in-command and the leader in that direction, you two should pay attention." ”

The turtle frowned, as if the two women over there had just reacted, and looked at this side a little puzzledly, realizing that there might be a chance to redeem it, so he decided to say something to the two.

Then, the turtle's afterglow caught a glimpse of Lei Huo on the side, Lei Huo obviously noticed what he was going to do, but he didn't seem to mean to do something, just looked at himself with a weird smile on his face, his mouth opened and closed, as if he was saying something......

"'Want to stop me? Then you go to die~'You idiot can't even understand lip language!' Don't be stupid! Run! ”

"Why do you have to be able to read lips, what kind of strange standard is this, I'll go!" The turtle complained and ran again as instructed, and then, a thunderbolt suddenly fell from the sky, grazing the turtle's face and falling.

“…… Tsk, that's not scientific. Lei Huo smacked his lips, waved his hand to the two women to hurry away, and then ran straight over like a turtle - and it was still in the position of two arms stretched out behind the back, and the whole body was pressed forward, well, the abnormal movement in "Hokage......

The turtle looked at the thunder fire running towards him, and a feeling of egg pain arose: "I probably figured out the reason why he did it." He's teamed up with -- probably the player called the Crimson Sea, no wonder, the previous performance always felt a little weird. But I'm more concerned about what he's doing! The nine-tailed man is possessed by the power of the pillar, I damn it! ”

"Your family's Naruto Uzumaki will have this curse-like special effect when people fight!"

"That's the Grim Reaper's schoolboy possession?"

"Why do you have to say such a weird effect! It has to be possessed by a certain protagonist! ”

"It's not...... I feel that his title should be 'Middle Two Killing God' or something, isn't it good to have a skill to please the god on the body? ”

"Then aren't you afraid that he will die and point at you, I'll you! Waste of time! Run! ”

GM, who has always been leisurely and calm, actually gave up bullshit to warn himself with a sense of urgency, and the turtle was quite shocked by this, and when he looked closely, he found that this running posture of Lei Huo did seem to be more effective, and with the standard physical fitness of Lei Huo, he could get close to such a close distance in such a short time - and then, with a stroke of the soles of his feet, he leaned forward and fell over.

“…… So, this weird running posture is really unscientific......"

"There's still time to complain here, damn it! Run! ”

"What?" The turtle was stunned for a moment, and then he saw a scene that shocked him.

I saw that Thunderfire did a backflip in the air, and then he actually landed on the ground again - and a strange wooden board came out of nowhere under his feet, and then the bottom of the wooden board seemed to have no coefficient of friction, and the top seemed to be coated with a powerful 502 to stick to the foot of Thunder Fire, and then slid towards the turtle at an unbelievable high speed.

"it! No wonder you laughed at me before! It's a Tom cat possession, isn't it? The turtle turned and ran away in a hurry, and he didn't even have time to shout out a complaint--by the way, the reason why he had to turn and run away instead of avoiding it sideways came from the GM's guidance, and the GM said so-

"It doesn't matter if you understand it that way. Anyway, judging by the style of the painting, if you don't have the wit to dodge sideways, but choose to have a flashy adventure with him - I mean a flashy chase with him, you might be able to step on an equally awesome plank, and even if you don't, he probably won't be able to catch you for a while. ”

Then, I saw Lei Huo step on the plank, pressed a small pebble that came out of nowhere, and actually flew up, came directly above the tortoise, and then smashed the tortoise's head with Newton's flight trajectory that was about to cry and faint in the toilet.

"Aha! Young people now, na?ve! Lei Huo raised his hands high, stepped on the plank like a surf, pressed the turtle's head and rushed to the front, and then made a three-meter-long trajectory of drifting and stopping, facing the turtle that was a little foggy, and posed a rather ashamed Pose, "Want to escape from me?" Naïve, naïve! ”

"This Nima, I don't feel mentally normal, this kid! Is his title 'Monster in Disguise'! The turtle looked at the thunder fire, and his heart was broken, "Anyway, judging by the style of painting, I won't be caught so easily?" ”

"Ah, sorry, misjudged...... This guy's skill is what I mentioned earlier as 'strange randomness', and there is no law behind this randomness, that is, it is determined by the will of the universe himself, and his skill is to get a random buff for an hour. And this buff this time...... Let me think about it, how about being called 'Child of Destiny'? ”

The turtle's face twitched, looking at the thunder fire who was still scratching his head in front of him, and continued in his heart: "'Son of Destiny'...... Do you mean 'funny is the aura of the protagonist'? ”

"No, most of the protagonists of the funny department will be very unlucky, it should be said that it is the aura of the protagonist of the funny dragon Aotian."

The "......" tortoise has fallen into unprecedented silence and silence, both on the surface and on the inside.

"This is still playing with your sister, lying in a groove!" Five seconds later, the turtle roared hoarsely, and at the same time, Lei Huo lightly stepped on the plank, a somewhat strange smile appeared on his face, stretched out his left hand, gestured to eight, pointed at the turtle's head with his index finger, and raised it slightly-

"Smack~"

With the sound of Thunderfire opening its mouth, a bullet shot from the left rear of the turtle in the distance rushed forward.

However, as if he had expected it, the turtle gently tilted its head and dodged the bullet.

"What are you afraid of, you still have me, my lovely lucky one! I created this place! You're the one my old man is covering! Don't be vain! Even if you are blessed by the will of the universe, there are limits! By the way, by the way, the bullet just now was turned by the air flow impact caused by two powerful magic collisions after it broke off the barrel, and was accelerated by a sword with an N-layer buff straight piercing, and then accelerated and turned again in a dense magnetic field formed by lightning, and finally flew here, so you don't need to worry about ambushes. ”

The turtle roared silently, "This is more worth worrying about than the problem of ambushes, okay?" And—"

Lei Huo clasped his hands around his chest: "Hmph, didn't your mother tell you?" Children who don't talk all the time will be taken away by wolves? ”

"Whew-"

"And—" The turtle pulled out a knife and kicked the wolf in the jaw who had pounced on him from nowhere, and then stabbed the wolf in the abdomen with a sharp pull, and threw it on the head of the hungry wolf lying behind him. ”

"Making the nonsense lines spoken by the characters come true through coincidence, which is a very common method in comedy works, and it can naturally promote the development of the plot while creating laughter."

"Who asked you this! This has begun to create things out of thin air, and you still give me a coincidence hair! ”

"No, it's just a coincidence. The land has been randomly generating terrain changes and some of the creatures on it since the beginning of the game, so he can do what he says here. If it's on the street of your city, maybe a passing Beijing bus will suddenly have an atavistic phenomenon and rush to attack you. ”

"Isn't that the same, I'll go!"

Just as the turtle was busy talking to GM in his heart, Lei Huo had already kicked off the plank on the sole of his feet, covered his face with his right hand, tilted his head, and let out a burst of wild laughter towards the sky: "Hmmmmhahahahahaha! ”

"Stupid, mortal." Lei Huo slowly lowered his hand and said word by word, "Why don't you guys understand? Providence is unstoppable. I'm going to win this game and then I'm going to get to the top of my life. As long as you obediently surrender to me and obey my orders, I will naturally not treat you badly, after all, this is the only advantage of our Long Aotian clan. ”

"Hey! Why did you say it so ugly when you said that you were Long Aotian! Isn't it good to have a little bit of racial pride! ”