Chapter 5 I Say Yes Yes

Not long after Gongsun Long entered the city, he was sent on a horse by the servant of Zhao Sheng, the king of the plains, and welcomed into the hall with the gift of a famous man. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhao Sheng, the king of the plains, is the number one nobleman of the Zhao State and a very popular minister. Thousands of acres of good land, a group of wives and concubines, there is meat on the beam, there are scholars in the house, and they are also handsome and graceful, enjoying the reputation of one of the four sons of the Central Plains, and Meng Weijun Tianwen of Qi State, Xinling Jun Wei Wuji of Wei State, and Chunshenjun Huang Xie of Chu State, and they are very famous.

The four sons are all known for their monks, known as thousands of customers, and have a high reputation.

On this day, he found that Gongsun Long's talent was fine, so he welcomed him into the guild hall, planning to entertain him.

The servants at home ushered in Gongsun Long, Zhao Sheng saw it, he was very happy, and personally stepped forward to greet him, saying: "Mr. Gongsun talks and laughs, can speak well, speaks well, speaks like a spring, and speaks wittily like a pearl, my son admires it very much, and please take a seat in the hall!" ”

Gongsun Long said a few humble words, then walked over with a big thorn and sat down on the left side of the hall.

This immediately caused the dissatisfaction of the rest of the celebrities.

The ritual system of the six countries of the Central Plains is all respected by the left. Gongsun Long, a newcomer, sat directly on the left side of the top, which was equivalent to slapping the faces of the rest of the celebrities present. This is a move that completely ignores the rest of the people.

The rest of the celebrities in the hall began to discuss:

"Where did this Gongsun Long come from, dare to be presumptuous in the Plains Monarch's Mansion?"

"In ancient times, humility was beautiful, and this person's actions were rude, righteous and shameless."

"It's too presumptuous, and you don't take others seriously at all!"

At this time, Zhao Sheng, the king of the plains, who was in the main position, said: "This prince got what he wanted today, and he was able to get Mr. Gongsun to enter the mansion and be a good guest, which is really a blessing for three lives." Mr. Gongsun is confident, with a lotus tongue, and he is a talent that I Zhao Guo can't seek. When my son is happy today, he wants to have fun with the guests and hosts. Come on, take the remaining meat on the beam, and drink in the altar! ”

After Zhao Sheng, the king of the plains, he personally stepped forward to toast Gongsun Long, and his interest was very high.

When the rest of the celebrities in the hall saw this, they were even more angry.

A famous man got up and stepped out of the ranks, and said: "I have heard of the world's famous people, on the way of the ancient sages, on the principle of etiquette, righteousness and shame, citing scriptures, and the ancient and modern do not dare to claim to be eloquent. Er is a newcomer, not as good as the three emperors and five emperors, not as good as the saints, and the lower riba people, vulgar! ”

Gongsun Long glanced at him with slanted eyes and said, "Speak human words!" ”

The gentleman was so angry that he choked on it, so he had to sit down and drink to moisten his throat. Another taxi came out on the side, and said: "Gongsun Long, you really kick your nose and face enough to eat eye!" ”

He continued: "The hall is full of celebrities with outstanding literary talents. But you are in vain to take advantage of your tongue and have to be the guest of honor in the curtain, which is really harmful! ”

The second celebrity is not like the first celebrity who choked on anger, and what he said is easier to understand.

After he finished speaking, a third celebrity stood up, and this person said more bluntly: "A white horse is not a horse? Ridiculous, do you dare to be embarrassed in the guild hall with your little child's mouthpiece? ”

All the celebrities and gentlemen are belittling Gongsun Long.

Pingyuan Jun Zhao Sheng was a little embarrassed. The hall was full of sages he had recruited, and although this Gongsun Long was a little quick, he was too proud. He waved his sleeves and wanted to make a round, but before he could say anything, Gongsun Long stood up.

He stood in front of the third gentleman, very close: "You say I'm a child? ”

The gentleman glared and said, "Not bad." ”

"Then you say that the white horse is not a horse?"

The gentleman continued to glare: "A white horse is naturally a horse. ”

Gongsun Long snorted coldly and said, "Horse, so the fate is also." The white one, so the color of life also. Ask for horses, yellow and black horses can be caused. Ask for a white horse, yellow and black horses can't be caused. So that the white horse is a horse, and it is the one who asks for one, and the one who asks for one, and the white one is not different from the horse. What you want is no different, such as yellow and black horses, why not? It is not clear what can be compared with what cannot be done. Therefore, yellow and black horses are also the same, and there should be horses, but not white horses, which is the non-horse judgment of white horses. The colored horses are not horses, and there are no colorless horses in the world. There are no horses in the world, but what? ”

The house was full of surprise.

This Gongsun Long is amazing, although I don't know what he is talking about, but this style is definitely not the level of children's mouths.

The first celebrity who dropped his book bag heard this argument, and suddenly felt ashamed and sat down quietly. The second celebrity laughed at Gongsun Long for having enough to eat, but at this time he secretly wiped his eyes.

However, Gongsun Long has not finished speaking, and this is only the first part of the argument.

"Horses are inherently colored, so there are white horses. Make the horse colorless, and have a horse like an ear, and take a white horse? The horse is not white for the horse, and the white is not white for the horse. Hema and white, renamed White Horse, is the name of phase and disharmony! To have a white horse for a horse, it is said that there is a white horse for a yellow horse, but what? There are different yellow horses for horses, and there are different yellow horses for horses. The different yellow horse is a horse, and the yellow horse is not a horse. Yellow horses are not horses, and white horses are horses; This flyer enters the pool, and the coffin is in a different place; The paradox of this world is also nonsense! ”

"The white is not sure to be white, and it is okay to forget it. Those who are white horses are also white. Those who are white are not white. Horses do not go to take color, so yellow and black should be used. The white horse has to take the color, and the yellow and black horses are so colored, so only the white horse can respond to the ear. Those who have not gone have to go. Therefore, it is said: White horses are not horses! ”

Zhao Sheng, the king of the plains, was confused by this large passage.

He didn't understand it too much, first of all, the words were too complicated, and the arguments between name and reality were really brain-burning. However, if you look at the expressions of these literati in your hall, you can also roughly understand the form of the venue.

Everyone in the audience unanimously condemned Gongsun Long just now, but at this time, no one spoke out!

Obviously, this large argument convinces all the people he raised.

Talent!

The key is that this trick is very practical!

When facing the guards, he speaks in the vernacular, which is understandable to any person; When you arrive at the hall, you can only say that only celebrities can understand the drop of the book bag, and you can also convince these celebrities!

The three celebrities who jumped up to refute before all sat in front of the desk at this time and stopped talking.

Gongsun Long didn't care. He walked up to the first celebrity and asked, "You say I'm a Riba and vulgar?" ”

The first celebrity did not dare to answer.

Gongsun Long sneered, walked up to the second sergeant, and asked, "You said that I kicked my nose and face enough?" ”

The second celebrity did not dare to answer.

Gongsun Long finally walked in front of the third celebrity, and then said, "Then tell me now, whether the white horse is a horse or not?" ”

The third celebrity sweated profusely and said, "No, it's not ......."

Gongsun Long shook his head and said, "Wrong, wrong!" ”

Then he said:

"I said yes, that is; I said no, it wasn't! (To be continued.) )