Chapter 16: The Crazy Feast on Christmas Eve (Part II)
"Brother Lizard, my opinion is that you'd better turn over your next hole card right away. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ info" Lin Qing walked in front of the corpseless killer with a serious expression, and pressed the other party's shoulders with both hands, "I think this will help us forget the unfortunate incident that just happened - hurry up!" β
Xiao Hei's expression was full of inexplicability: "Hey-boss, when did you unite with that guy?" Besides, what I did was also arranged by you! Do you think I'm willing to share what I've treasured with others? β
"Shut up, you fucking pervert!" Lin Qing snorted, "I'm just asking you to get something to divert their attention and make their actions flawed so that Brother Knight can kill them." Instead of making them take off their pants and perform self-soothing skills in public, they even made a special gesture to one man - two men! β
"I told you not to talk about it anymore!" The knight's emotions were also a little out of control, and he roared angrily, "I said murder! Where are your damn four hole cards! Give me a special one, hurry up and turn the third one out, it's a faint soul! If it doesn't work, you can turn to the fourth one! Hey! I'm going to go crazy if I keep going like this! Give me something to distract me! β
"Oh-good-good." The lizard-suit man seemed to have just woken up from his dream, and explained with some panic, "That's right, my third hole card is my ultimate that I have been preparing since you started playing, and it takes a long time to prepare before releasing it - but the scene just now was so shocking that it interrupted me-"
"I told don't say that again!" The knight roared angrily, and the thin sword in his hand flashed with brilliance, stabbing directly at the other party.
"Hey! What are you doing, you cloudy golden retriever! Lin Qing roared angrily and pulled the hatred on himself, "Okay, let's not talk about that." You can't kill him here, do you remember? Kill him this time, and it will be difficult to find him again next time! If we can't catch him, how can you get revenge for being -- what kind of revenge you have been given to him? β
"Whew......" The knight let out a sigh of relief, barely calmed down, looked at the man in the suit with an unacceptable expression, and roared with a hideous face, "What are you still doing here!" Hurry up and get your ultimate move, you idiot! β
The lizard-suited man still didn't look able to fully keep up with the scene in front of him, and he was stunned for a moment, then muttered quietly, "In the era when I was still playing, there wouldn't be such a strong picture in games for all ages...... After I kill Lin Qing, it's better to find a way to stop Xiaofeng from continuing to play this game......"
The knight kicked the chair where the man in the suit was sitting and fell apart: "Where are you chirping, what are you crooked!" Hurry up! β
"Boss, this is the first time I've seen someone begging someone to enlarge the trick to beat him...... Feeling curious-" The Dark Forest approached Lin Qing and was whispering when Lin Qing left with a disgusted expression.
"Uh--it was a surprise that it had turned out to be like this." Lin Qing sighed, then suddenly remembered, pulled out the switchblade on his stomach, took out a roll of bandages from his body and tied it to himself, and then took out his mobile phone.
"Hello? Xiaocang, you've been resurrected for a while, haven't you? What is the state of the little gold? Are you still frozen? No, no, no, don't kill Little Gold, that's too bad...... You say it's painful to be in a fantasy? Uh-" Lin Qing frowned, as if he was making some major decision.
"Hey!" The knight walked up to Lin Qing, "You damn lolita control NPC, let's make it clear!" I know that the NPCs in this game are special, and I know that the reason why you can be unattacked is because the 'system title' is called 'NPC who can send quests'? Don't challenge my patience, do you really think I don't know how to kill you! β
"What, what, what?" Xiao Hei shouted in surprise.
"What if you know how to kill me?" Lin Qing ignored Xiao Hei and sneered at the knight, "What is there to be arrogant about you little white face who has been shot all over the body by a group of rough men?" Listen to the faint soul, we're in the same camp now, so we didn't attack each other, did we? Then can't you wait for me to be there! β
"Listen to Xiao Cang, you kill Xiao Jin now, and then if Xiao Jin's ability can be used after resurrection, let her come over quickly, if not, you let her wait, you come by yourself-what?" Lin Qing frowned, "What did you say?" Do you still want to watch "News Network" and can't get by? Hey, you'reβ"
"It's useless." The man in the lizard suit raised his head and smiled smugly, the lizard mark on his face radiated a glow in the moonlight, "I know that little girl." The moment I noticed her, I realized that she was the key to your plan, so I added a special magic to her - killing her wouldn't have any effect. β
"Shut up for me, hold back your big move, you idiot! You don't know how much the villain died in words! Lin Qing flew out a fruit knife with his backhand and stabbed the man in the suit in the stomach, "You players are really troublesome guys - death judgment is also divided into two methods: conventional death method and HP death method...... Knight, when he's holding back his big move, I think we need to-"
"It's necessary to prevent him from committing suicide." The knight nodded, looking at Lin Qing, who was hugging the man in the suit in a strange posture, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "But I don't think we need such an advanced method, you have to understand that this kind of action of yours will make people think that you are a base-oh, damn!" β
As he spoke, the knight's face suddenly turned blue, as if he remembered something bad again.
"Brother Knight......" Although Lin Qing was still on the same page with the knight just now, and he would fight if he had a slight disagreement, his eyes were full of sympathy when he looked at the knight now, "Listen to me, don't keep dwelling on such a trivial matter......
The knight sighed, and several steel cables appeared in his hands: "Okay, okay, I understand. Brother Dark, you're here to help. β
Two minutes later. "Hey! What did you do! Why did you tie the two of us together? β
"That way we can prevent him from escaping by detonating himself." The knight's expression was very serious, as if he really thought so, "And if he is going to do something terrible like biting his tongue and killing himself, you will have time to stop him by keeping such a close distance from you." β
Lin Qing tried to move his body, and then found that there was no place to move except for his head that could barely turn around, and his face couldn't help twitching: "Very good, really good, in this state, how are you going to let me stop him from biting his tongue and killing himself?" It seems that after such an event, the door of the new world has been opened for you, Brother Knight! β
"Say whatever you want." Somehow, the knight now seemed much calmer, and he couldn't see how excited he had been, "But speaking of which, I suddenly feel better than putting this guy in the prison of the Golden Libra - it looks like you're in pain, don't you?" Brother Lin Qing? So he must be the same, right? β
"No, no, no, it's not good at all?" Lin Qing thought for a while and said, "By the way, he can go offline!" Hey! Soul light, hurry up and take me offline! Don't you feel disgusted when a big man and I are tied face to face! β
"Boss, he can't get off the line." Xiao Hei seemed to have just reacted, and what he said revolved around the topic of a long time ago, "Now ours are all in a fighting state, and no one can go offline." Boss, you don't even know this? Could it be that you are really an NPC? β
ββ¦β¦ Am I able to save it just now? I didn't even expect Xiao Hei to be dull as a ......sigh," Lin Qing sighed, "The battle state is actually easy to guess - after all, it's this kind of hunting game that can't be offline if you're alive in a dungeon...... Can any of you help me call Xiao Cang, I don't know what I'm doing......"
The knight walked up and touched Lin Qing's body for a while, and it wasn't until Lin Qing's face gradually became legal that he took out his mobile phone, dialed Xiao Cang's number and put it in Lin Qing's ear.
"Hey, Xiaocang? Yes, I know that killing little gold doesn't work - something else happened just now, and I couldn't inform you in time, it's my fault - what? You've killed Little Gold seven times? Damn, are you crazy? The first time it didn't work, just stop it, idiot! The equivalent gold comes to her senses, she'll kill you! No, no, no, it's definitely not my fault!
"What do you mean I won't admit my mistakes! I can't understand your thinking circuit more and more! I told you you'd kill her seven times, and it really has nothing to do with me, it's just that your brain cells are too necrotic or not much at all!
"Didn't I tell you that if the little gold is useless for the time being, you will support it yourself? Still watching "News Network"? Will you have to see the weather forecast later? I don't think that is in the task I gave you, right? You just don't want to come and help, hey! You're about the same as you're going to hang up on me! β
Lin Qing had a dark face and said word by word: "Pale Yan, you ungrateful white-eyed wolf - you wait for me!" β
"Brother Lin Qing," the knight patted Lin Qing's shoulder earnestly, "Do you know, whether it is the state you quarreled in just now, or your current tone full of grievances, it gives people the feeling that you have been married to Brother Cang for many years, and you have turned into a deep resentful woman." β
"Ahh Lin Qing looked at the knight with disgust, but the knight was unmoved, still with a smile on his face, Lin Qing didn't know how to deal with the knight for a while, so he had to change the topic, "I said Brother Lizard, are you okay?" Is your ultimate move to stay silent and wait for us to kill each other? β
ββ¦β¦ No. The lizard man in the suit finally opened his eyes and smiled a little smugly, "You all look confident, do you think my ultimate won't have any effect?" Then we'll see.
"I wish you all a great time on your long dream journey."