"Yo-ha! Hello everyone, players who are fighting, deceiving people, or playing soy sauce in remote places, as well as NPCs who are cowering and unwilling to show themselves or are actually active on the front line! ”

"I'm sorry to disturb you all of a sudden time pause, but this time there is still important information to be published! As you guessed, this qualifier is finally coming to an end! ”

"The second stage has ended, and Mr. Xiao Yat, the 'Valentine' player, has been successfully sentenced by Mr. Insect Catcher, a registered NPC Insect Catcher!" Valentine's Day's game has finally ushered in its final third phase! Let's celebrate with flowers! ”

As a result, flower petals began to fall in the air throughout the qualifier venue, not only the red rose petals used from beginning to end, but also cherry blossoms, lilies, narcissus, chrysanthemums, rafflesia, and the like......

"Oh~ What a Su scene, I'm starting to be moved by my romantic feelings, let me take a look at your comments - 'The messy colors look so dizzy...... I want to vomit ......'...... What the hell! You want to throw up because you're pregnant! Seriously, you've never watched a TV series, you idiot with no common sense! ”

"Ahem. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoAnyway, that's it. As is customary, I would like to remind you of some of the more important things. ”

"First of all, you're not going to stay where you are anymore. Once Phase 3 has officially begun, you will move to the perimeter of the 'prison'. Well, you remember, right? The third stage is the unfolding of the 'lover' camp attacking the 'prison' and rescuing the imprisoned Mr. 'Valentine'. So, for all of you who are fighting, I'm sorry. ”

"However, there is no way to do it, you didn't do what I planned at all. In the first stage of what should have been a wonderful chase and deception battle, you have almost been killing and killing, and in the second stage of a big conflict that should have affected the whole audience, most of the 'lover' camp has disappeared, and the 'marriage ceremony' has not even been pronounced vows! If you are allowed to do this again, the third stage may become a 'prison' unguarded, and a passer-by picks up a prisoner 'Valentine' and wins the victory! ”

"Well, so, secondly, wait a minute, if anyone throws aside the drama of our camp war against the siege and goes about something else on his own, or hides and shivers with caution - obliteration! Do you understand the obliteration? It's not a boring VFX of installing a bomb from the inside that 'bang~' or something, but, obliterate! ”

"Well, calm down. Then, let's talk about something meaningful, some important rules for this third phase. First, Mr. Valentine and his partner would be locked up in a cell in the Prison, and he would never be able to get out on his own until the rescuers were able to save him - but this Valentine had no movement skills, and the rule was useless. ”

"Second, the most critical question is whether the decision that 'Valentine' was saved is correct? It's very simple - even so, of course, it is a little more complicated than the previous 'trial'. To put it simply, there are two ways to 'save' the process, the first is to rob the prison and the second is to break the prison. Literally, 'robbery' means to fight your way from the entrance to the cell where he was imprisoned, and then keep the path open for more than three minutes; As for 'prison escape', it means that outsiders enter the cell and rescue Valentine under 'suitable conditions' with the 'prison escape plan' and 'prison escape tools'. ”

"How? Simple, right? Then, thirdly, in the third phase, the terrain changes throughout the venue will be forcibly stopped. Originally, there was no such setting, but if someone had a bug and I let the terrain continue to change, someone would be overdone, and I did it mainly for balance reasons......"

"Finally, the 'true love' camp, of course, is not allowed to cause any kind of harm to Valentine. After all, any game has to be balanced, and after the start of the third stage, everyone will find that defending the city is not too easy, and in order to balance the difficulty, you have to find something to do - serving Valentine well is a good hard labor. ”

"Well, then, we're ready to teleport, to avoid pregnancy - I mean, to avoid vomiting, please close your eyes - ah, forget, you're not as good as your eyes. In a word, the third stage, begin! ”

With the shouts of the seemingly energetic and energetic GM, everyone's eyes returned to color again - and then it turned black for a moment......

After regaining consciousness, gently shake your arms to regain the sensation of your body, as if you are in contact with something soft and slippery; At the same time, a strange fragrance came from the nose; The ears do not recognize any particularly valuable information; I opened my eyes slightly, squinted into a slit, and saw the rain of flowers falling from the sky, colorful, and I felt a little dizzy.

“…… Tut. Lin Qing held his head, sat up slowly, glanced around, and pulled the golden scale lying next to him a little towards his side, "It looks like there's no particular trick on me." ”

"it! What is the situation! In the distance, there was a vibrant, familiar spitting sound.

“…… Safe. Lin Qing nodded, stood up, and held the golden scale in his arms, "Didn't GM say it just now?" In order for the third stage to go according to plan, we were teleported, you forgot? ”

"I'm not talking about a change of location!" Xiao Cang shouted loudly in the distance, "Don't you see this ground Nima!" ”

"See? Colorful and pretty. Lin Qing said with a smile.

"Pretty your sister, I'll go! How thick these petals are! ”

"Ahh Another voice that was very familiar to Lin Qing sounded, and the person who spoke didn't seem to be very forceful, but his voice unbelievably reached the ears of the person he wanted to hear through the wind, "It's really amazing to always be so energetic - obviously leave your sister and girlfriend behind......"

"Huh? Is that the case? Lin Qing raised his eyebrows and smacked his lips, "What a terrible scumbag." ”

"Hey! You're the only one who doesn't have the right to say that about me! What gave you this anti-human pervert Lolicon the confidence to say that others are scum! And I'm going to part with them, it's all your fault! ”

"To be honest, I wanted to say from the beginning, what the hell is 'ah'? The mood particle used when complaining? Lin Qing took out a hand and scratched his head, and walked towards Xiao Cang, "To be honest, don't you think this thing is too rough?" And it's actually very noisy. It's a good thing we're fiction characters, otherwise you'd definitely be called 'so noisy'? ”

"Hey! It's as if you didn't use the 'ah' ending when you complained! ”

"Although your quibbles seem to be very reasonable," Lin Qing walked up to Xiao Cang and pursed his lips disdainfully, "But don't you just remove the 'ah' in this sentence?" After all, I still think I'm right, right? You feel noisy yourself, right? Since you yourself have admitted that you are wrong, no matter how much you quibble in words, there is no point, right? ”

Xiao Cang's face twitched: "...... Okay, I can't talk about you, but if you're right, okay......"

While he was talking, suddenly two people in the distance inexplicably fought, although they were stopped in an instant, but the two goods seemed to have released an air bomb in the middle and collided together, forming a huge air current, and countless petals on the ground rose with the wind - if you look closely, there are actually two people wrapped in it......

"Well, it still works." After the crazy petal rain came to an end, the figure in it was finally revealed, Lei Huo let go of the hand of the Crimson Sea with a surprised face, and bowed slightly to Lin Qing and Xiao Cang with a smile, "Leader, second-in-command." ”

"......" Lin Qing raised his eyebrows and narrowed his eyes, "Yo, coughing up blood thunder - haven't you seen it for a while?" ”

Compared with Lin Qing, Xiao Cang's attitude is also weird but not friendly, from before Xiao Cang squinted his eyes slightly, the corners of his mouth drooped, and he had a painful expression like constipation, and when Lei Huo revealed the lineup, his whole body exuded a creepy murderous aura: "I said-you kid, do you want to soak my sister?" Kill you? ”

"Hey, hey, second-in-command, you hand over your sister-" Lei Huo was going to say that Xiao Cang didn't have any psychological burden when he handed over the Crimson Sea to the two-color ball, and now he didn't need to be so excited when he held his hand, but suddenly remembered that the Crimson Sea was still in the dark by the deception of this group of people, so he temporarily changed his words, "Put it in my hands, and run with the leader yourself, I thought you were quite relieved of me, it's really sad--but, if you want to make a move on me, you will regret it?" ”

"Hey?" The corners of Lin Qing's mouth went up, and he took a step back, as if he was expecting something, and looked at these people with interest.

Green tendons burst out on Xiao Cang's head: "What is it?" Are you threatening me? You want to soak my sister, and you still dare to threaten me? You're really arrogant, I'm going to punish a piece of waste who wants to do something to my sister, what will happen-"

"Bang-" From the only tower nearby, a bullet came and hit Xiao Cang's waist......

"So, I'm not threatening, I'm just kindly reminding you." Lei Huo shook his head.

"Hmph~" Lin Qing leaned over to this side, "Coughing up blood thunder, the guy who said that the bug was someone before, it's you, right?" Why, is it your unreliable title skill that has finally won the jackpot? ”

…………

Ten minutes later, a large white fragment slowly rose among the flowers, and the thunder fire stood at the bottom of the tower, punching the tower, and the various items that smashed the thunder fire thrown from high in the air were intercepted by long-range fire and some flying players, and this position had been maintained for a minute at this time......

Then, Lei Huo stepped on the tower face suddenly, and it happened that someone on it dropped a bomb, which was exploded in the air by long-range fire, forming a wave of air, wrapping Lei Huo and rushing back to Lin Qing's side, and then landing on both feet.

"The skill effect is still there, but it can't directly knock down this tower...... Although it was to be expected. Lin Qing scratched his head a little irritably, "Theoretically impossible...... No wonder all terrain changes are forcibly stopped...... It's so troublesome, I don't know how much time is left for the effect of your skills, after all, I was in a coma before, and I lost my grasp of time...... So it's also unrealistic for you to directly attack and recapture Xiao Junshi...... It's so troublesome, this ......."

"What's so troublesome, so troublesome!" A white man next to him spoke very proficient Chinese, which basically determined that he was a player, "We followed your suggestion and broke through the first layer of the tower, but as a result, your battle failed, and you just said 'expected' things, just take it?" Do you know how many of us died! ”

"It's a player anyway, it doesn't matter how many you die, does it?" Lin Qing glared at the dead fish and glanced at the white man, who raised his fist in annoyance, only to stop in the air, his blue eyes seemed to be about to burst into flames, "What a fool, it took so long and I couldn't get close to the waste at the heart of this game." Storming the first layer of the tower was a decision we made together, and it wasn't just to match my fight, it should be said that it was a method that should be tried anyway. ”

"What's the core of the game? It's just an NPC, and you still call me waste? The man seemed enraged.

Lin Qing glanced at him disdainfully: "Is the focus here?" Really, didn't you notice it yourself? Knowing that you are a waste, that's why you are so sensitive to this word. I've noticed you, level 32 player, you're a pioneer, right? Theoretically, there should be 0.9 Xiaocang, but in reality, it is only 0.2 Xiaocang, and the difference between this is caused by your never-functioning brain tissue and inexplicable self-confidence and distorted personality. ”

"Even if you don't have enough ability, you're a complete wreck in terms of personality. That partner of yours has relatively new scars on her body, and you temporarily coerced her to team up with you, right? Not to mention that after playing for so long, you don't even know how bad your communication skills are with a trustworthy NPC, why is it a skinny little black girl? It's because it's easy to bully, right? Obviously a player, a level 32 player singled out special forces or something like playing, but he chose such a target. ”

"And ah, with a goal like this, there is no need to use coercion, which is inefficient in the first and risky in the second. If I were that little girl, after entering this venue and getting the information that the player can't attack NPCs, you'd be tied to a tree by me in less than five minutes, cut off your meat piece by piece, and roast it. On the contrary, lies, deception, deals, and the worst of all, requests, can avoid such dangerous situations. ”

"Personality collapse, distorted personality, no self-motivation, not willing to use your brain, and no luck with extraordinary abilities under such conditions, you are not a waste, who else is a waste? You're right? ”

"......" The man seemed to have calmed down at this time, snorted coldly, turned around and prepared to leave, "I don't have time to ink with you." ”

"Do you think I have time to ink with you? As the complete opposite of you, highly intelligent, capable, and still the protagonist chosen by God, do you think I will waste my time talking nonsense with you without any purpose? Lin Qing said with a sneer, the man was stunned for a moment, and the moment he turned around, a huge fireball flew in the distance, burning him into ashes, "I'm here to maintain my own setting." For a lolicon, the person who hurts Lori must die, does it? ”

Lei Huo shook his head as if he had a headache: "Leader...... You've been typing in Morse code for so long, just to pretend to be such a force here...... It's hard for me to think of this person as an enemy that I have to kill for some reason. ”

"Okay, okay," Lin Qing smiled and patted Lei Huo's shoulder, "You're the chosen one now, aren't you?" Then you also need to practice your pretending skills.,The protagonist can't do anything.,Only pretending to be very proficient.。 All in all, after deceiving a large number of words, let's officially study the strategy of this tower. ”