"My name is Saitama, a person whose interest is to be a hero......"

Heroes? …… It seems that there are still people in this world who will provide the same unrequited help to this unknown hero. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Play~?! …… Continue to stumble in a disappointing world, or do you shoulder your own responsibilities? …… Where is my responsibility? Am I really doing enough?

Thinking about these things that should have been his own thoughts, Qi Siyuan's shadow was stretched longer and longer under the skewed sun.

……

It wasn't until the evening that Saitama and Genos and Tian Liang rushed home with large bags and small bags.

"I'm so tired~! …… I can't believe I'll be back by twelve. I knew that there was a big sale at the supermarket today, and I should have gone to the 'Evolution House' tomorrow. ”

Saitama's tone was as lazy as ever lying on the bed, but he was a little tired after a day of tossing.

However...... Mutter~~~! I don't know whose stomach screams to remind the three of them, as if they have traveled thousands of miles a day and have not yet eaten. But Qi Siyuan, who stayed at home, did not prepare dinner for them at all, and now he is still cold pots and stoves. Except for Genos, a reformer, even Tian Liang, a professional, was tired and hungry.

"Let's go out to dinner!" *3

The three of them helplessly looked at the tableware left in the morning and proposed in unison.

"Okay~! I just found a good restaurant. It's good for everyone to have a supper and drink together. Qi Siyuan's voice suddenly came from outside the door, startling the three people in the room.

"Why are you here~? …… Wait, why don't you cook since you've been there all the time? Saitama exclaimed.

"Of course, I'm waiting for you to come back and cook! You also know that I am lazy and have advanced cancer, and there is no cure...... Cooking for yourself is definitely not going to happen. Qi Siyuan replied shamelessly.

(Tian Liang: The teacher is so shameless, but when I say this, as his disciple, wouldn't I be even more shameless!) Genos: I'm not an official disciple of Saitama yet, so don't get involved in this kind of thing. ）

Hearing his self-deprecating words, Saitama opened her mouth and found herself speechless. Although we Saitama teachers have lost their hair, we can't be ashamed. He could only touch his wallet, which was about to bottom, and proposed in a dry voice: "How about the AA system......

……

The next morning, in Saitama's bedroom.

"Ah~~, don't play with your boogin-stained fingers! ……”

Saitama sat up from the bed with a scream, and then realized that she was no longer at the wine table. As for such a "terrifying and terrifying" thing as guessing fists with fingers stained with boogers, natural knowledge is a dream after drinking sin.

He came to the balcony to brush his teeth and said hello to Qi Siyuan, who seemed to have been lying on the balcony all night.

"Qi Yuan, you're still so early. Anyway, don't you have to sleep? ”

"Morning!"

Qi Siyuan, who was recuperating with his eyes closed, replied in a half-dreaming voice: "...... I'm worried that I've been asleep here for two or three months. I don't know where the plot will run to when the time comes......"

"Gollum~~~, poof! …… What you said, I don't understand more and more. Be careful that one day you turn into a weirdo. Spit out the white foam in his mouth, and Saitama didn't pay attention to Qi Siyuan, who was talking strangely. As usual, he turns on the TV to look for weirdos or disaster news, and is always ready to rush to the rescue when other heroes can't handle it.

"Weirdos? ......" Qi Siyuan was drawn to his thoughts by Saitama's words, and finally woke up from the recliner. One man said to himself, "My body is a weirdo, okay! Even if I become a weirdo again, it will only be a soul mutation from an alien plane, and it is uncertain whether my body will change again in accordance with the weirdo laws of this world. But could it be said that soul mutation is the embodiment of the laws of this world? ……”

“…… What the? Isn't this the same as me~!! A cry of horror, embarrassment, and anger suddenly sounded from Saitama's room, which frightened Qi Siyuan's somewhat sober mind into chaos again.

"What a noise! Early in the morning...... It's a dream talk again, it's a stupid thing again, and you don't let people enjoy the time quietly? ”

Qi Siyuan jumped from the balcony to the balcony of Saitama's house with ease. Through the glass, seeing that this bald head was wearing his yellow tights again, I couldn't help but know that he was going on another mission. …… In other words, the Naruto who licks blood from the knife is not as diligent as you, right?

Turning his head to look at the live news on the other side. The big-breasted beauty in the live broadcast is looping the biggest disaster and crime on the entire planet: "The terrorists who caused a riot in F City, calling themselves the Taoyuan Regiment." They have destroyed a tall building in F City, which is very tricky. It has been ascertained that the leader of the terrorists is called a mace, and a B-class bounty is on the wanted criminal. He caused a lot of ...... If you go out and see someone with shaved hair, please stay away as soon as possible! ”

"Dare to learn my hairstyle...... Destroy them! Saitama let out an awth of resignation with an amazing momentum, and shook his white sheet-like cloak and went straight to the maglev train in Z City......

"Mace? Bareheaded? Taoyuan Township? …… Huh~, is the plot so tight? In this way, Saitama is also about to join the Hero Association. There are no powerful big bosses, no eight monsters, no breaking news, no fun...... It seems that the next period of time will be garbage time for the plot. ”

Qi Siyuan watched the live broadcast on TV with flickering eyes, and his eyes flickered, constantly thinking about the schedule for the next period of time.

Simply following the perverted life of Saitama in the world of "One Punch Man" is indeed a very pleasant thing. But if people do too many lazy things, they often produce a kind of spiritual exhaustion from the heart. That's how he is now......

Count carefully, the next plot, there are really not many that can interest him. …… Saitama went to solve the Taoyuan group, but he relented for a while and put the mace; Ran into Sonic Sonier and slapped the man's balls; and Genos registered with the Hero Society, ashamed to wear only panties; Saitama has been brushing daily tasks for a while, and how strong a person is to deal with thieves and exhibitionists?...... A few months later, Saitama blasted a massive meteorite with one punch; Then there is the King of the Deep; In the end, there is the so-called god-level weirdo, but in fact, he is just a legendary-level Poros.

Moreover, although this Deep Sea King is slightly stronger than the Underground King, the Sky King or something. But that's the level of Genos after it was upgraded again...... It's so bad that you can't bear to look at it.

In Qi Siyuan's opinion, among these weirdos who appeared, except for the strange man who was a legend in the second half step of the madness, and Poros, a weirdo who was a legend even if he was normal, the other weirdos were all scum no matter what they were rated on, whether their strength was a master or not. He didn't even have the interest of watching everyone team up to farm monsters.

As for what registration tests to do naked in the Hero Association with Saitama, and do some boring daily tasks every week after being promoted to the C rank...... It's better to kill his body faster. …… It's so boring...... Don't go!

"In this way, I, a person who knows the plot of the world and has nothing to ask for in this world, is really idle in this world! …… system, how does Subsystem No. 3 work? ”

After closing his eyes, Qi Siyuan's thoughts slowly returned to Earth from "One Punch Man", a half-plane composed of fantasy ideas and cosmic elements...... (To be continued.) )