"Tease...... Funny ......"

"Tease...... Funny ......"

"Tease...... Funny ......"

Zhou Han was in a daze when he heard a familiar voice calling out to him in his ear...... But the "content" of this call is too sarcastic, isn't it?

I seem to have a pet named Trolley in the game.

I'm in the game right now?

Zhou Han gradually regained consciousness and sat up from the cold ground rubbing his head.

It hurts--

Hurt?

Feeling the pain coming from his back, Zhou Han was shocked: Am I not in the game? How do you feel pain? Although "Stars" will simulate various sensory experiences, pain is not in the scope of simulation, after all, playing games is for entertainment, who would be abused to "enjoy" pain in the process of playing games?

Not a game here?

Wrong! I was just doing a task with Meow Meow and the two girls, and the house collapsed, and then fell, and it should still be in the game, but how can the game have pain?

Zhou Han glanced at the operation interface on the back of his hand, and silently thought about going offline in his heart, and he could still receive the prompt of going offline, obviously still in the game. Looking around, it was dark all around, except for a few torches that were about to be extinguished not far from him. Zhou Han stood up, walked over and picked up the torch, and with the help of the firelight, he found that Meow Meow and Han Yu had fallen not far from him, so he hurriedly walked over and helped Meow Meow up and sat down first.

"Meow, wake up, wake up."

"Hmm...... I'm not eating...... I can't eat it anymore. ”

Zhou Han: "......"

Dare to love this, can you still dream by the way? Or a foodie dream?

Zhou Han patted Meow Meow's somewhat ruddy little face a few times: "Wake up!" Hey, hey! Wake up! ”

Meow Meow opened her eyes in a daze: "Good morning, uncle!" Oh no! ”

After speaking, he sat up and pushed Zhou Han away with a scream: "Uncle, why are you in my room so late!" ”

Zhou Han was speechless and took a torch to look around: "Look clearly, we are still in the game......"

"Huh!?" Meow Meow glanced around in surprise with the help of the firelight, and gradually recalled the scene before the coma in his mind, when he saw his cousin Han Yu beside him.

"Cousin!" Meowth quickly helped Han Yu up and tried to wake her up.

"Huh?" Han Yu gradually walked over, obviously his memory was also a little fragmented.

Zhou Han handed a torch to Meow Meow, and he took one and looked around. It looked like a cellar, with some stored food around it, and a few things that looked like wine barrels in the corners.

"Uncle, what the hell is going on?" Meowth helped Han Yu to her feet.

Zhou Han pointed to a corner and said, "Meow, come there with a fireball technique!" ”

"Huh? How do you cast magic without a target? Meow said strangely.

"It's okay, try it like you normally use skills."

Meow Meow felt strange in her heart, but she still decided to do it, raising her hand as she usually uses the fireball technique, and silently reciting the "fireball technique" in her heart, she was surprised to find that a stream of heat energy appeared in her hand, and soon the magic power fluctuated to form a fireball that flew towards the corner in front of her.

"Boom-"

Fireballs hit corners and blasted holes in the walls on either side.

"This, this, this!" Meowth looked at her palm in surprise.

Zhou Han lowered his head and pondered: "Is this really the case?" ”

Meow Meow was still immersed in surprise, and then shot an ice arrow towards the corner, just like just now, he just raised his hand in his heart and silently recited the ice arrow, gathering a cold breath in his palm, and then formed an ice arrow under the fluctuation of magic power to shoot to the corner, blasting a cold ice air on the wall, and the wall gravel was also frozen.

"Casting magic without a target? And, and there is a feeling! I didn't feel it when I cast spells before! ”

Zhou Han said: "You try to use the magic explosion technique!" ”

"I haven't learned, how can I use it?"

"Try it like you did."

"Oh!" Meow Meow instantly understood what Zhou Han meant, and tried to use the magic explosion technique in her heart-

After half a ring, there was no response.

"It doesn't seem to be responding."

Zhou Han groaned: "The skills mastered can be used normally, and those that have not been mastered still can't be used, right?" ”

"Hey, hey, hey! Uncle, don't talk to yourself there, if you know something, say it quickly! Why can I feel pain in my back? Why can I cast a spell without a target? This, this, this is so unreasonable, right? If it weren't for Meow Meow also trying to see if she could go offline, she would probably be doubting that she had "crossed over", but if Zhou Han couldn't give a reasonable explanation, I'm afraid she would have chosen to go offline immediately.

Zhou Han said with a smile: "A domineering game company that operates extremely willful and has a kind of 'love to play and not play and roll', a group of NPCs that are a little too humanized to make you suspect that they are employees of the game company, a lot of super unreasonable designs are completely ghost area setting maps, a pet that can freely fight monsters and leave with taunts in his mouth, and a copy that cannot be re-entered if he dies...... What is normal for you to tell me? ”

Meow muttered, "Everything was normal before I met you......"

Zhou Han: "......"

"But think about it...... Maps like the Orlan Prairie, the Dark Song Forest, and the Echo Valley, which almost no players are willing to step into, can't be counted on two hands, and it is completely unreasonable for Star International to design these maps...... It's better to add a few more weirdly dense maps! Meow Meow recalled that the posts I saw on the forum complaining about the operation of Xingchen International have always been a little strange, it stands to reason that game companies like Xingchen International that don't take the player experience seriously have already fallen I don't know how many times, why are the players of "Xingchen" not decreasing but increasing?

Zhou Han spread his hands: "So...... In the face of the two biggest 'unreasonable' 'unreasonable' of Xingchen International and "Xingchen", everything seems to be 'quite reasonable' now......"

"Uh-" Meow suddenly said, "Do you think Star International is an alien?" ”

Zhou Han nodded very seriously: "It's possible, let me tell you that my mother is also an alien......"

"Die! I'm being serious with you! ”

"I'm also talking to you seriously......" Zhou Han shrugged his shoulders and continued: "But don't worry, at least we can all go offline, I received a prompt to quit the source of sin when I chose to go offline, and if I choose to go offline, I will be punished by death in the source of sin." If you're worried about going offline first, I'm going to take a look around. ”

"I ...... I'd better go offline. Meow Meow thought about it and felt that this thing was a little too weird, and decided to go offline to see what was going on, after all, the current feeling was too real, so real that it didn't look like a game at all. It stands to reason that if this is a "normal" setting, the hottest source of evil area on the forum should have been swiped a long time ago, why is there no information about these situations on the forum?

Zhou Han was not reluctant: "Okay, you guys go offline, I'll go shopping again." ”

Meow Meow looked at Han Yu: "Cousin, are we down?" ”

"I want to go shopping." Han Yu said indifferently.

"Huh!?" Meow Meow was stunned: "No, cousin, don't you think this is weird?" ”

"That's why I'm shopping." Han Yu continued to insist on his opinion.

It was the first time Zhou Han heard Han Yu speak, although his voice was a little cold, but it made people feel very good. It's really strange, how can a very nice voice appear in an autistic person?

At this moment, Zhou Han thought strangely of what it would be like for Han Yu to meet Huashan Liu.

"Too, too dangerous, right?" Meowth was a little scared.

"It's okay to go offline." Han Yu said lightly.

Meow Meow knew Han Yu's temper, and once she decided, it was difficult to change, so she nodded helplessly: "Okay...... Then we'll take a look, but if there's a danger, we'll have to take it offline right away! ”

After speaking, he was still muttering: "It's just a game, do you need to fight like this?" ”

Zhou Han didn't expect the two girls to choose not to go offline, and was a little surprised: "Do you really want to go shopping?" ”

Meow Meow said angrily: "You are not afraid of an uncle, what are we afraid of?" ”

Zhou Han picked up the torch and walked to the stairs in the corner of the other side: "At least I'm not afraid of ghosts ......"