Chapter 337: He's Not Cao Cao
At night, Xianbei barracks. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"King, you are so bad......"
"Don't, ...... King"
"King~"
“……”
Listening to the delicate panting sound coming from the king's tent, imagining Gerguna's charming figure and pretty face, the soldiers who held the king's tent were all red-faced, and it could be seen that they were enduring a lot of hardship.
"Kill~"
"Rush~"
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
Just when Kirby Neng was just starting to snap, there was a sudden shouting of killing outside the camp, as well as the unique drum sound of the Han army's attack, after hearing these sounds, Kirby Neng who was lying on Gerguna softened suddenly.
"Enemy attack! The Han army is stealing the camp~"
"The Han army steals the camp?"
After hearing the shout, Kirby was able to jump up like an electric shock, reached out and grabbed his pants, and shouted as he wore him: "Meet the enemy, the enemy has come to steal the camp!" Fast! ”
At this time, that is, at about half past ten, most of Kirbineng's soldiers had just fallen asleep, and many of them had not yet slept, so they were noisy by the drums and shouts of killing gods, and immediately rushed out of the camp with their blades and pants, but after rushing out, they were stupid, there was not even a ghost outside the camp, where did anyone come to steal the camp?
Kirby, who was disheveled, ran out shirtless, shouting as he ran: "What's the matter? Yes? What's going on? What are you doing here? What about the Han Army? ”
"Returning to the king," said an older little leader, after saluting Kirby, pointing outside, "There is not a single Han army outside, we have been deceived." ”
"Scammed?" After looking out along the little leader's hand and confirming that there was no one, Kirby Neng cursed: "Damn Han people, this must have found that we reacted, so they withdrew, okay, let's all go back to sleep, those in charge of patrolling and guarding, give me some spirits." ”
After saying that, Kirby turned around and walked back stupidly, scolding as he went, saying that his preparations were all in vain.
It turned out that in order to guard against the Dingping Army stealing the camp, Kirby Neng did make some arrangements, but what he didn't expect was that Zhang Yi didn't play cards according to the routine at all, just to scare and scare him, and he didn't launch any attack at all.
After returning to his royal tent, Kirby threw the knife aside, walked to the edge of the bed angrily, and scolded: "What a bunch of waste, angry with this king!" ”
Hearing Kirby Neng's scolding, Geerguna, who was not yet dressed, got up and hugged Kirbineng from behind, and then while grinding Kirbineng's back, she muttered: "What's the matter, King, who dares to make you angry?" ”
Gerguna is indeed a amorous woman, at least Kirby can not resist her temptation, and she is worn by her pair of plumpness, and most of her anger is gone.
"Hey," sighed, Kirby could say in frustration: "It must be that the waste was seen by the Han army, I originally arranged it well, as long as the Han army came, it would definitely be able to make them return, now... Ay! ”
After sighing again, Kirby suddenly turned around and threw down Gerguna, who had already been worn out by Gurguna.
"Oops, you're scared to death... Oops~"
was suddenly knocked down by Kirbyneng, Gerguna was indeed startled, but even in a panic, she still didn't forget to snort, and she still didn't forget to seduce Kirbyneng.
"You charming little goblin," after holding Gerguna's delicate body and gnawing on it, Kirby was able to untie his waist and **** and say, "Look how I clean you up, hehe......"
Yin smiled, and Kirby was able to pounce on the beauty on the bed again.
The place where Kirby can camp is about fifteen miles away from the special vortex platform, and about three or four miles away from Kirbyneng's camp, the fifty soldiers selected by Han Tao are gathering together to eat stewed meat and nibble on steamed buns, and there are a lot of gongs and drums around them.
After stuffing the last bite of meat into his mouth, the leading platoon leader Yang Wei patted his belly with satisfaction, and his heart was very beautiful.
After eating and drinking, looking at the time, Yang Wei thought about it for a while, and decided to wait for a while to beat the drum, he wanted to wait for the Xianbei people to fall asleep before he "woke up" them, but he could wait, and the other brothers couldn't wait.
"Brother Yang, burp hungry~" After burping, Huang Chi, who was also a platoon commander, picked up the gong next to him and said, "It's time for us to exercise, right?" Otherwise, you should fall asleep in a while. ”
After eating and drinking, people are prone to being lazy and sleepy, not to mention that it is almost late at night, and these fifty people have also tried their best to fight during the day, which makes it easier to be sleepy, so Huang Chi feels that he should be more active, so as not to fall asleep for a while and delay Zhang Yi's task.
Looking up at the sky and looking down at the hourglass on the ground, Lao Yang nodded and said, "Okay, it's time for the event, and it's time to get the Xianbei puppies up." ”
As he spoke, Lao Yang picked up the drumstick next to him and struck it heavily according to the two-meter-diameter drum.
Lao Yang's drum sound was like a signal to attack, for a time twenty drums, thirty gongs, sounded together, after a few sounds, Lao Yang suddenly stopped beating, and then shouted at the top of his throat: "Kill ~ rush ~ "
"Kill, rush~"
Driven by Lao Yang, fifty people shouted loudly together.
In the middle of the night, the special vortex platform, the quiet needle drop can be heard, and the fifty people shouted in unison, not to mention three or four miles, even ten miles away can be heard, not to mention the sound of gongs and drums.
"The enemy attacked, and the Han army came to steal the camp again......"
"Huh?"
Kirbineng, who was snapping, immediately stopped his movements after hearing the alarm signal outside, and listened motionlessly on Gerguna, and when he heard the drum, he jumped up.
"Damn Han Chinese!"
Roaring, Kirby can put on his pants and curse at the same time, and when he puts on his pants, Kirby can find that his knife can't be found.
"What about knives? Where's my knife? ”
After looking for a long time in the dark with his head down, Kirby found his knife in the corner.
"Cangchang"
With the knife unsheathed, Kirby was able to kill in a rage, but less than twenty minutes later, he returned.
"Damn it, damn it!"
With a roar, Kirby was able to thrust the knife into the table, and then sat back on the bed in a rage.
Through the dim light, Gerguna found that Kirby's angry hair stood on end, and it was obvious that Kirby was not angry this time.
"King~"
Leaned over to Kirbineng's side, stretched out her white lotus-like arm around Kirbineng's neck, and Geerguna asked delicately, "What's wrong?" Who's going to die? ”
"All deserve to die," shouted angrily, Kirby gritted his teeth and scolded: "All deserve to die, the Han army deserves to die, that group of incompetent wastes deserve to die even more, and that group of idiots, they actually say that they don't pay attention to the attack of the Han army, let the soldiers sleep in peace, no wonder we always lose, a group of idiots lead a group of waste, it's strange if we don't lose!" If this king had Zhang Yi's generals and soldiers, this king would have already unified the prairie! ”
Listening to Kirby Neng's words, Ge Erguna nodded in deep agreement, this is the first time she has agreed with Kirbineng's words after meeting Zhang Yi, but she also disagrees a little, she thinks that it is not Kirby can say, it is a group of idiots leading a group of waste, but an idiot leading a hundred and ten big waste and a large group of small waste.
An idiot naturally refers to Kirby Neng, and the big waste of one hundred and ten refers to the generals led by Hachita, and the small waste is only those Xianbei soldiers.
Kirbineng, who was extremely irritable by the Dingping Army, was like a resentful woman, and began to complain constantly, saying that he was born at the wrong time, saying that his subordinates were too wasteful, and saying that his soldiers were not as good as Zhang Yi.
Listening to Kirby Neng's complaints, Geerguna sneered vigorously in her heart, of course, she just sneered in her heart, her mouth and body were still seducing Kirbineng, with his charm, it didn't take long for Kirbineng's enthusiasm to be mobilized by her again, and the two of them began to turn clouds and rain on the bed again.
When Kirby was able to turn the clouds and rain in the two of them, Yang Wei and the others outside were moving their guys forward, because he and Huang Chi both thought that the distance specified by Zhang Yi for them was too far, and the Xianbei people would definitely not hear it, so they decided to knock on the closer point.
After advancing another mile, fifty men were full of energy, and they were beating again, this time because they were so close, that even Kirby, who was crackling, could hear the sound of the drums clearly.
"Damn the Han Chinese! Can't you wait for the king to finish his work? ”
Kirby Neng, who was suddenly frightened by the sound of drums, scolded while wearing pants, and after the pants were put on, Kirby Neng couldn't even bother to tie his waist, and rushed out directly with a knife.
Seeing Kirby's anxious and depressed look, Geerguna finally understood why Zhang Yi told her that she must have a bang with Kirby when she arrived at the special vortex.
Lying on the head of the bed, holding her cheeks in her hand, recalling Kirby's depressed appearance after she was able to get up from herself, Gerguna laughed "poof", and said in her heart: If I come here twice, I estimate that Kirby will not be impotent and will have premature ejaculation in the future.
Not to mention how Gerguna slandered Kirbyneng, just Kirbyneng who ran out of the king's tent with his pants, he was surprised to find that not only did he run out with his pants, but almost all the soldiers rushed out of the tent with their pants and angry faces.
"Damn Han Chinese!"
With a loud roar, Kirby was able to tie himself up in a hurry, and shouted: "Damn, don't you let this king sleep?" Okay, then let's not sleep, damn, this king will fight with you at night! ”
Kirby Neng, who was completely enraged by Zhang Yi, also began to play cards out of the routine, he actually wanted to fight with Zhang Yi at night, which should have been something Zhang Yi didn't expect, because according to Zhang Yi's conjecture, Kirby Neng should retreat and camp, but Zhang Yi forgot that Kirby could not be Cao Cao.