Chapter 499: Chewing Demon Island (5)
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Seeing the big axe coming, he immediately dodged sideways and easily dodged the attack.
Although I don't know where that "baboon face" is, judging from the speed and strength of this axe, he is not a powerful character.
In the next second, the whimsical figure was certain, so he threw off his arms and prepared to fight back.
Jingle bells
At this moment, there was a bell sound not far away, which was the sound of Feng Bujue taking out and activating the [King Kong Bell]. He used Instruction One: Observe the details of an NPC.
[Name: Listener Lesend]
[Force: None]
[Level: 100]
[Height: 192 cm]
[Weight: 316 kg]
[Can trigger battle: Yes]
[Side Story: Shortcut to the Temple of Faith]
"Keep people under the fist!" Feng Bujue glanced at the menu and immediately shouted.
When he heard this, he hurriedly stopped his hand, and was stunned to hold back the skill (everyone knows what he was going to put on).
"What's wrong?" Brother Pony asked back.
"Lesend! Calm down! Feng Bujue shouted at the NPC, "I have something to say!" ”
Lesende pulled out the axe embedded in the dirt and held it across his chest, his baboon face still twitching with a smile, "Say? Hehe...... Hahaha...... I've said enough! I want to listen! He roared, and he was about to cut people again.
"What do you want to hear?" Feng Bujue reacted quickly and spoke quickly, and replied to the other party's words in less than half a second.
As soon as he finished speaking, Lessend's movements paused for a moment, and his tone calmed down a little: "Sinful ......" His hysterical state also changed as he said this, "The sins you have committed...... Those evil deeds that are contrary to morality and order......" There was an unusual hunger and thirst in his tone, "Sue me, the more the merrier......"
"Oh?" Feng Bujue's eyes changed slightly, and a smile appeared on his face. "Is that what you want?"
"That's right! Sue me quickly! Lesende strode forward and quickly approached Juego.
"Be careful!" Seeing this, Uncle Waste Wood on the side hurriedly reminded him. At this time, he and the trace department had already appeared, and Tianmaikong and Honghu also leaned over, ready to help at any time.
"Huh...... That's how much you have to do. Feng Bujue didn't move an inch, and he responded to Lesend's words lightly, and waved his hand at his teammates on either side, signaling that they didn't have to worry.
"Quick! Hurry up......" Lesende rushed in front of Brother Jue in three steps and two steps. A frenzied urging.
"Hmm...... Then I'll just say something that isn't too strict......" Feng Bujue put his hands in his pockets and said with a comfortable expression, "When I was in the first grade of elementary school, I plotted against a delinquent teenager who was stuck in a manhole for more than three hours before he was rescued by the fire brigade. ”
"Is this his [beep] still not too strict?" Honghu's glasses were about to fall to the ground.
"Honestly...... I feel guilty. Feng Bujue's face was calm, and he continued, "After all, the manhole cover is the property of the state, and the firefighter uncle is also very busy. ”
"Hey! The object of guilt is mistaken, right? Be considerate of the feelings of bad boys! "The eyeballs of the trace are almost falling to the ground.
"So, my second plot. I used a new plan that wouldn't cause trouble to others. Brother Jue continued casually.
"Is there a follow-up? What a feud? Is this going to kill them all? Honghu said in his heart.
"I didn't expect it...... After that guy got food poisoning, he called the police. Feng spat disdainfully, "Cut...... Now that I think about it, is it really because the dose was too large when I took the drug...... After all, the other party is just a middle school student. The digestive system is not as good as that of adults......"
"What's the deal with 'dose'! What the hell are you adding to other people's food? Would the average elementary school student do that? Are you a blackened version of Conan? The trail mused.
"Fortunately, my plan in advance was seamless, no evidence was left, and the police didn't care much about this kind of small case, so it was finally closed." Brother Jue continued. "But...... It's also true that I caused them trouble, and I'm ashamed. ”
"Hey...... This story must have been made up, right? It has to be made up, right? Even Uncle Waste Chai said in his heart.
"Finally, one day in the fourth grade of elementary school. I'm done with my revenge. Feng Bujue was still talking, "That day, I successfully stole his wallet, retrieved the three-yuan breakfast money that he had extorted, and punctured the condom he put in his wallet with a needle. Then, put the wallet at their school's lost and found. ”
When the other four teammates heard this, they thought the same thing: "Uncle Policeman!" That's the man! ”
"Ah...... Revenge is really a delicious meal after cooling......" Feng Bujue said this, and there was a sickly sneer, "Hehehe...... I was really naughty during the rebellious period...... As the saying goes, 'a tooth for a tooth, eat dry and wipe clean'......"
"What is the so-called'! Who else has said this but you! Traces yelled.
"Not enough...... "Lesende said after hearing this, "isn't there a more severe crime?" ”
"Really? That...... Does the destruction of evidence at the scene of a serial homicide count? Feng Bujue asked again.
Hearing this, he silently opened the game menu: "Hmm...... How does it work to report others to the public security department......"
"What I want to hear is evil! True evil! Lesende said loudly, and then, looking left and right, at the other players, he said, "You guys! Say it! Sue me more! Fast! Or I'll kill you! ”
"Hmph...... How can a hero do evil deeds! Brother Pony turned his head and looked at Tianhuidao, and at the same time, his hands made a gesture of crossing his index and middle fingers,
"You'd better go back to kindergarten and learn how to lie with other kids!" Traces shouted.
"......I see," Honghu on the other side silently lifted his glasses, and said secretly in his heart, "For this NPC, listening to other people's confessions is basically equivalent to eating...... Looking at his appearance, I'm afraid that he has been 'hungry' for a long time, and the guide is a little mentally deranged. ”
The content of Honghu's analysis is basically correct, and Feng Bujue's inference is similar to his. After hearing Lesend's request, Jue Ge instantly thought of this, because he had met similar NPCs (Alden) before, clamoring to listen to ghost stories or something. In contrast, this Lesender's hobby is not surprising.
"I said it...... You have to listen as much as you want. Feng Bujue continued to negotiate with Lesend, "It's just...... In exchange, what good can you give us? ”
"Hmm...... Worthy of a crazy dude. Honghu said in his heart, "This is the main topic." ”
Lesend's expression instantly turned cold, and the words that he didn't realize seemed to have set up a flag, triggering some kind of fixed reaction of this NPC.
"Is it good...... Lesende said in a deep voice, "the meaning of this word is different for different individuals...... his gaze swept over the five people, "I'll ask first...... What is your 'faith'? (To be continued)