Chapter 15 Have You Ever Seen Chinese Kung Fu?
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After Li Jian lost face in front of this gang of scumbags, he was no longer interested in flintlock pistols or anything.
In Li Jian's eyes, this 'off-target' problem has nothing to do with talent or anything, it's not because I'm not suitable for playing with guns, it's completely because the performance of this flintlock pistol is too poor!
Well, yes, it should be like this......
Li Jian thought angrily.
It seems that the impact of transformation on Li Jian is not only limited to the physical aspect, but even the personality aspect has begun to slip away from the 'tsundere' attribute!
Tsundere, this is a bit of a 'match' with the character of Li Jian, the second oldest in the old earth before Li Jian, and the third in Lao Tzu.
But soon, Li Jian left this humiliating incident behind, because she found another great 'big thing'!
Well, it's just a big deal for Li Jian himself......
There are a lot of Nima people, where can I go to solve my personal physiological problems!!
This kind of field camp, let alone men's and women's toilets, there is not even a public toilet!
Oh no, there's not even a baffle!!
That's the point!
Li Jian misses the moment of being a man, that kind of convenience, that kind of indifference......
Those guys are like this, just find a corner, take off their pants, and just release the water. It's even more convenient to open bigger, they want to pull it in a crowded place, but others won't let it!
Obviously, those scum are not interested in men's urine or anything, well, Li Jian is not interested in it at all......
But......
But I'm not a man now!!
The men find a corner to do what they like, and maybe no one has the leisure to follow them or anything, if I want to make it easier......
Li Jian didn't dare to guarantee that the number of people he tracked would be limited to single digits......
From the eyes of those scumbags to his 'three points', Li Jian lacked even the slightest sense of security......
At this time, Li Jian really 'understood' the greatness of the separate toilets for men and women! She used to want men and women to have no separate toilets or something, and it would be better if there was a mixed bath or something......
Hey, if you don't feel it personally, you don't know the 'hardships and sufferings' of the parties.
If I take off my pants, those scumbags might take off their pants and come over to 'cooperate' or something......
Li Jian once again discovered that a woman, especially a beautiful woman with a fatal temptation, wants to live a 'normal' life under the noses of a bunch of lawless scumbags, where there is no legal constraint, what a difficult task!
Well, you can't be suffocated by urine, can you?
Li Jian, who has the dream of 'becoming a god', naturally will not let himself endure that extraordinary 'pain' because of this gender difference.
Li Jian quickly came up with a very effective 'method', don't you scumbags like to stare at my thighs and the murderer back and forth all day long?
You can't help but sleep, you should close your eyes when you sleep, and then my world will be relaxed!
In this way, Li Jian put his day's 'savings' into the time when those scum were resting, for example, on the first night of coming here, Li Jian took advantage of everyone's sleep, secretly, as if he was going to make a date, uh, I mean it's convenient to go out!
When I came to a place where no one was around, I couldn't wait to take off my pants, and there was a burst of reverie and a commotion.
Wow, why didn't I feel it before, this 'action' is so comfortable, so relaxed, I really want to be so 'cool' all the time.
"Wow, little girl, with such a cool expression, did you think of something happy? Hehe, I can help for free. ”
Just when Li Jian was enjoying this rare moment of relaxation, a very discordant male voice suddenly sounded.
Nani??!!
What the hell is this?!
Nima, how perverted is this, three watches in the middle of the night, you don't sleep honestly, and you still come to beat Lao Tzu......
Well, now it's the old lady......
I also came to beat the old lady's idea!!
Although Li Jian scolded angrily in his heart, the movements of his body remained unchanged at all, and it was really inconvenient to pause or something halfway......
And it seems very unpleasant to do that......
Anyway, I've watched everything I should see, and it's too late now, so I'll recover the interest together......
Li Jian thought very openly, and he deserved to be a beautiful woman who had been a man......
Why is this sentence so awkward......
In this way, Li Jian didn't get up very calmly until the man who spoke walked up to him, and re-covered the man's holy place with her sexy little pants, so that the man who came over and wanted to 'observe' at close range was disappointed!
But it doesn't matter, maybe you will be able to 'observe' from zero distance soon!
The bounty hunter who came here thought to himself.
"Hey, you're the bounty hunter, aren't you, what's your name? Forget it, it doesn't matter. After Li Jian patted his little buttocks, and after confirming that the position of the pants was already very 'comfortable', he looked at the bounty hunter in front of him with disdain, who couldn't even remember his name.
Although this bounty hunter also has some patriotic sentiments, it is obviously not as profound as those 'bitter and hateful' scumbags, so he naturally doesn't pay much attention to Benjamin's warning.
Of course, if this chick cooperates a little, the bounty hunter still has some bottom line, at most he will find a 'pao friend' and continue to fight the British under Benjamin, and he will not do things badly, after all, his reputation is not very good.
The bounty hunter looked at the fearless Oriental chick, a trace of vigilance flashed in his eyes, and he put the flintlock handcuff in his hand, although he didn't believe in any Chinese kung fu, but the advantage of prudence is a necessary quality for a bounty hunter!
"Little girl, as long as I am happy tonight, I promise you to return to the camp in good condition, take off your clothes yourself, and tie your hands together, I will definitely treat you very gently, hehe."
The bounty hunter pointed at Li Jian with a flintlock handcuff while throwing over the hemp rope that had been prepared long ago, and he was really prepared, putting an end to all possible accidents.
Even if Li Jian really knows any Chinese kung fu, if his hands are tied, he can still turn the sky upside down?
Can Chinese kung fu be faster than a bullet from a musket?
Anyway, the bounty hunters themselves don't believe it......
Li Jian looked at the hemp rope thrown by the bounty hunter and the flintlock handcuff that pointed at his lower body intentionally or unintentionally, and a strange smile rose on the corner of his mouth.
"Have you ever seen real Chinese kung fu?"
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