Qin Xiaobai successfully summoned Sun Wukong, but this is just the beginning, and he will face a bigger problem next. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

How to make Brother Monkey, who was attracted to hatred, not really eat him alive, and at the same time, let him brush up on favorability.

As a small heavenly soldier, Qin Xiaobai didn't have anything to rely on, and the only thing he could rely on was two mouths, so Qin Xiaobai decided to fool around.

Although Qin Xiaobai has always firmly believed that he was a dead house when he was on Earth before, he must be so eloquent or something.

But Qin Xiaobai still thinks that he can fool this trick, because this trick is related to his life......

So Qin Xiaobai immediately opened his mouth and shouted: "Great Sage, Great Sage, own people, own people, ...... own people"

The title of Monkey King is a self-styled title after Sun Wukong rebelled against Heaven for the first time, and it has not yet appeared.

However, in order to set up a relationship, Qin Xiaobai will put aside whatever sounds good.

"The Great Sage? What Great Sage? ”

The face that was a quarter of a centimeter away from Qin Xiaobai's face was still red, and his fangs were hideous, and he hadn't changed half of his fierce appearance.

But at this time, Qin Xiaobai was happy in his heart, of course he didn't think that shouting a great sage that Brother Monkey hadn't heard of now, and then begging for mercy twice, would make Brother Monkey let him go.

But as long as it can attract the attention of Brother Monkey, this first step will be considered a success.

So Qin Xiaobai followed suit, made a look full of stars, looked at Brother Monkey and said:

"Who doesn't know who doesn't know, Monkey King, the great sage of Monkey King, has supernatural powers with a copper head and iron arms, immortality and seventy-two changes, and a somersault cloud is 108,000 miles."

While Qin Xiaobai spoke, he also danced with emotion, as if his admiration for Sun Wukong was like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control......

To be honest, in fact, the gold content of Qin Xiaobai's words is still quite high.

After all, Brother Monkey is almost everyone's childhood idol, and of course Qin Xiaobai is not exempt from vulgarity, so now he is basically acting in his true colors.

In addition, Qin Xiaobai seems to have quite a talent for acting, and his acting skills are quite in place for the first time, so he looks like he is completely flawless.

"Monkey King, do you call me that in private?"

Sun Wukong doesn't say anything else, good face is definitely one of his most significant characteristics.

Otherwise, even if he only treated him as a Bi Ma Wen, and didn't invite him to Yaochi for a banquet, he would humiliate him a little, but he would not directly go down to Heaven and make trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

Therefore, I suddenly unexpectedly found that I seemed to be famous, and any soldier standing guard in the heavenly court was the appearance of my hardcore fan, so I was naturally a little happy.

And the Monkey King himself is Sun Wukong's favorite title, so when he heard Qin Xiaobai call him like this at this time, he was even more proud in his heart.

So in a good mood, Sun Wukong put away his coercion against the little heavenly soldiers.

When Qin Xiaobai saw this scene, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, it seemed that with his eloquence, he finally escaped from danger and picked up a life.

At this time, after Sun Wukong's face returned to calm and distanced himself from Qin Xiaobai, he finally got a glimpse of Brother Monkey.

found that the monkey brother standing in front of him was not as described in the book, with a lonely face, a thunderous mouth, kowtow forehead, a face full of yellow hair, and a lewd image of no more than five feet long.

But he is a golden retriever, full of energy, his eyes are flashing, he is bright, and his height does not seem to be very high, but in his gestures, there is an invincible and self-respecting momentum.

Generally speaking, from a human point of view, Brother Monkey cannot be completely aesthetic in any case, but in terms of temperament and charm, those so-called handsome guys are all tied together, and they are only crushed by Brother Monkey.

Qin Xiaobai couldn't help but be happy when he saw this, although Brother Monkey's appearance didn't look a little in line with the original book, but it was completely the appearance of the childhood idol hero in his heart.

At the same time that Qin Xiaobai was peeping at Brother Monkey, Sun Wukong was also looking at him.

However, unlike Qin Xiaobai's appreciative expression, Sun Wukong was full of disgust, and finally couldn't help but say to Qin Xiaobai:

"You said that you are a heavenly soldier, just stand guard here, you have nothing to sing any songs, and you sing so badly, this is also to meet my grandson...... Monkey King, otherwise, hum ......"

“……”

Although Brother Monkey didn't like what he said, it was Qin Xiaobai's huge resonance, and he was also infinite in the three hundred children's songs, and the dignified gold-level heaven-level immortal method could only be used to attract monsters......

If it weren't for Brother Monkey spraying him, he would have run up to hold Brother Monkey's hand and shout at his confidant......

"Okay, you just pay attention in the future, my grandson will let the horse go."

Sun Wukong, who has quite a professional ethic, did not forget his great task of raising horses for Bi Ma Wen, and after greeting Qin Xiaobai, he immediately flew towards the Pegasus group with a flash of golden light.

"Hey, the Great Sage, go slowly!" Seeing this, Qin Xiaobai hurriedly shouted, Sun Wukong just let him go, but his favorability has not been brushed by him.

But after shouting several times in a row to no avail, Qin Xiaobai had no choice but to sacrifice another Dafa of attracting monsters, 300 children's songs......

"Come back! Is my grandson really a vegetarian? ”

Although the positive effect of 300 children's songs is scum, the negative effect is still quite powerful.

Sure enough, as soon as the scripture sounded, the space in front of Qin Xiaobai suddenly shook, golden light flashed, and Sun Wukong reappeared in front of him.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to offend you, but I'm here to tell you something important."

Seeing that Sun Wukong, who was stimulated by 300 children's songs in a row, his anger became more and more serious, Qin Xiaobai hurriedly didn't say a word of nonsense, and exerted his flickering Dafa at a super level......

How to use eloquence to brush favorability, in addition to touting and patting sycophants, of course, there is only real help left.

Among them, intelligence sharing, also known as whistleblowing, is undoubtedly the simplest and most practical.

And the secret that Qin Xiaobai wants to tell is naturally that the Heavenly Court Feng Sun Wukong, Bi Ma Wen, is actually just a petty official who is not in the stream.

Although this is just something that Sun Wukong learned about casually in the original book, now Qin Xiaobai, a little heavenly soldier, took the initiative to tell him about it at the risk of his life.

Then the nature is completely different.

"Jade Emperor Lao'er, dare to bully me like this!"

Sun Wukong was already aroused, and he was even more angry when he heard about it than in the original book.

Qin Xiaobai was overjoyed when he saw that he had successfully transferred Brother Monkey's hatred value, so he worked harder next to him, fanning the flames and said: "That's it, this is too bullying, Great Sage, let's not play with them, let's directly reverse this Heavenly Court." ”

Of course, the transfer of hatred is secondary, and the most important thing is to take this opportunity to let him, the little cannon fodder, hug the legs of the big boss of Brother Monkey, and save his life first.

So while fanning the flames, Qin Xiaobai also said without restraint:

"By the way, the Great Sage, for such a big thing as rebellion, there must be a leading party, such as the little heavenly soldier who guards the gate under the Nantian Gate or something, it is the most suitable for this position......"