"What the hell, that guy! Those passer-by NPCs are more intelligent than the other, and one of you is so stupid that they are like the junk online game NPCs of the last century when the makers didn't use their brains at all! Is it possible that you can't even perform normally? ”

"And this task of 'getting pork' -- so stupid that it's indescribable, does it have to be left with someone to look after the house? So what's the deal with the door I couldn't knock on before? What is the point of the locks on your doors? The streets are full of people on this big night, why don't you want to go out? If you'd rather starve to death than go out, you deserve to be single until you die! ”

At 8:35 p.m., he stood in the middle of the brightly lit street, shocked and unhappy. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

His fierce complaining has not stopped: "Is that guy serious?" The last friendly reminder he gave me was that 'wild boars are infested in the southern mountains', did he mean that I should go south and kill a wild boar to give to him? Not to mention whether I can beat a wild boar in my current state, looking at the scale of this city, how far away is the southern mountain range you are referring to? ”

"A novice mission requires the player to run back and forth for most of the day, is this game hopeless? If it hadn't been for the prompt that I had received the task, I would have directly smeared him in the face! ”

After a period of venting, he finally calmed down a little and began to think again: "Although he added such a reminder at the end, I had already received the task before that, which means that it was not within the scope of the mission, theoretically speaking, I only need to get him two pieces of pork to satisfy his noble pursuit of 'no meat and no meat'." ”

Thinking of this, his eyes lit up, and he gave a high-five: "That's right!" Didn't you say 'the highest degree of freedom in the game' when you landed? Then there shouldn't be that kind of hellish situation where I just want to kill skeleton soldiers, but I have to kill the south of the village, and the killing of the north of the village is not considered to complete the task. ”

"If that's the case, wouldn't it be nice if he just gave me money to buy it!" After another complaint, he began to analyze again, "But I was overly excited because I suddenly received a task, and I didn't know what the purchasing power of a hundred yuan was here...... If a hundred pieces of paper are wasted here, from his point of view, it is completely a business without capital, isn't it? ”

With this in mind, he began to really think seriously: "Maybe I'm really underestimating him...... In retrospect, I've only met one NPC who would call me 'Warrior', and he's the only one who speaks with a strangely incomprehensible logic, stiff movements, and smooth expressions - he's as striking as a big mosaic in a realistic 3D scene...... No matter how scummy this game is, it won't even be able to handle his movements and expressions well. Could he be fooling me? ”

Regardless of whether you are played by NPCs or not, for the player, as long as it is a mission, it is just right. So half an hour later, he appeared in a barely bustling street, staring meaningfully at a butcher's shop.

"There's so much meat hanging here, it looks like it's probably the place where meat is sold here, right?" He rested his right elbow on his left arm, and slowly touched his chin with his right hand and thought, "It's similar to a regular butcher's shop." So, how do we get pork? ”

Pale Flame made a list of options in his mind that he could think of for the time being.

The first option is to beg, or to turn into a relationship. Judging from the eyes of others around him, although the Taoist uniform on his body is rare, it is not so weird that it is beyond the scope of their cognition...... This shows that there are Taoist priests in this world, so the question is whether the other party is willing to give pork to himself.

While thinking about the plan, Pale Yan suddenly heard two young women next to him talking about himself.

"Alas, don't you see that guy with a wooden sword on his back looks quite handsome?"

"What do you know, that's called a Taoist, it's a monk, quit sex, what's the use of being handsome."

"But shouldn't the monks not eat meat? You see, he's been staring at the butcher stall. ”

"That's right...... But if you want to eat meat, why don't you buy it? Is it a poor ghost? It's disgusting. ”

"Huh? Is it a poor ghost? Oops, it's disgusting, how could I think he was handsome just now? Walk fast, walk fast. ”

"......" Pale Yan was inexplicably surprised, "Putting aside the ghostly way of thinking of 'poor ghosts are disgusting' for the time being, Taoist priests and monks are not a thing at all, okay?" I said that when I asked where I could buy pork, the guy looked at me so strangely! Or is the Taoist priest in this game the same as the monk? Or is there no monk at all? ”

In any case, option 1 seems to have several priorities downgraded.

Option 2, credit accounting. This plan has been put on hold for now, and if all the NPCs in the game share the same belief that Taoist priests shouldn't eat meat and that the poor ghosts are disgusting - they may have to go back and ask the zombie dead house for money and a normal set of clothes. "Speaking of which, such an initial outfit is not only meaningless, but also adds a lot of trouble......"

Option three, stealing. Somehow, in his consciousness, there is a close connection between "Pale Flame" and "The Middle Second Disease of Worshipping Great Thieves". So, although he didn't like this kind of troublesome tactics that could lead to bad consequences, he still put this plan into the action that could be taken, considering himself a "pale flame".

And when you think about it, option three is not such a bad option. It's not necessary to follow the rules in the game, but it may actually detract from the fun that the game can bring. There is little point in thinking about the consequences that will lead to bad consequences. In this kind of game, which can be resurrected infinitely, it is also fun to experience dangers that you would not dare to experience in reality.

Now that the third option has been chosen, after a little reflection and observation, the next action plan has taken shape.

He went to a store not far away, borrowed a pair of scissors with a relatively handsome face and a credible smile, cut off the hem of his robe and the long hair on his head, so that he looked similar to the ordinary people around him in a place with little light, and then found a deep and dark dead end, and waited quietly in the company of dirty, smelly water, unfriendly oil stains on the ground, and various small animals.

Around 10:30 p.m. Although this may be a time for some night owls, the nightlife may have just begun, but the normal shops here are already ready to close. The butcher shop also had no customers, but there was a very strong fat man and a lean man who looked a little thin at first glance still chatting.

He crouched silently by a telephone pole not far from the door, holding a few stones in his hand and clutching a cat.

He threw out a pebble and smashed it against the wall on one side, then bounced off and smashed into the butcher's windowpane.

The two people inside were stunned and looked back at the glass window on the side. Then a few more stones smashed against the glass window, and the lean man and the strong man stood up, and the lean man scolded and walked towards the glass window.

Opening the glass window, the lean man who happened to be hit in the face by a stone silently stared at a bear child holding a peachwood sword for a few seconds. Then the bear boy slapped him in the face with a sword, and ran away crying......

"Don't run, little bunny!" The sturdy man was furious, jumped out of the window and ran away after the child.

Everything was planned, and naturally he would not miss the opportunity. Raising his hand, he grabbed a rope beside him, and pulled it violently, and the rope that had been bent on the ground was straightened into the air, and then it was seen that the rope was tied to the doorknob around the other end of the telephone pole.

The door was opened, and when the sturdy man looked back, he saw a cat leaping into the store, and before the man could sigh that the cat's ability to jump half a meter high was really not covered, the cat barked in surprise and pounced on the meat hanging in the store.

The man was scolding and chasing the cat, when suddenly all the lights in the store went out and it became pitch black. Without waiting for the man to react, he only heard the cat cry as if it was in pain, and the sound turned out to be from the freezer......

By the time the man finally catches the cat, our protagonist is already standing at the crossroads in the distance. He held a large piece of meat in his hand, gasping for breath and muttering, "I'll pay you back when I go back......"

Then, suddenly, he raised his eyebrows, glanced up at the pork in his hand, let out a sneer, and tossed it aside. He moved the joints on his body and showed a smile of unknown meaning that was common on his face: "Ha-is it actually Xiaocang." This is really a coincidence~ But--I was suddenly a little curious, how did Xiaocang steal the pork? ”

"Ask the next time we meet—if he doesn't try to kill me again the next time we meet."