Chapter 19: The Showdown
Lin Darong was indeed worried.
When he came home from work in the afternoon, from the time he stepped into the community to the downstairs of his house, as long as there was a place where the aunts gathered, almost all he heard was discussing that his son had patronized the really comfortable adult health care store.
The aunts used rich body language to tell the story vividly, and the conservative said: "Xiao Luo stayed in the health store for an hour or two, and we danced for a long time before we saw him come out, and I don't know what he was doing in there." ”
The non-conservative and non-radical said: "What else can the person who goes into that place do besides go shopping, I heard that he bought a large package of things, some oral and some external, and many of them don't know how to use them at all." ”
And the radical directly said: "I haven't heard of it, I've seen it with my own eyes, good guy, something that is more than a foot long, I can play with it as a golden hoop stick for my grandson......
Thinking of the midnight last night, he saw an old man in pants staying at home intimately with his son, Lin Darong really couldn't help but worry.
What worries Lin Darong even more is that forty minutes ago, his son answered a mysterious phone call, and then hid in the bathroom without saying a word, and now forty minutes have passed, and he is still reluctant to come out. Lin Darong couldn't help it, he tiptoed to the door of the bathroom, and leaned on the crack of the door to see what his son was hiding in it.
Then Luo Weixi opened the door and ran out, and the two bumped into each other.
In a trance, Lin Darong heard what seemed to be a strange sound in the bathroom, and before he could hear it clearly, Luo Weixi closed the door.
"Dad, what are you doing standing here?" Luo Weixi was a little unhappy with his father's attempt to spy on his **.
Lin Darong's tone was not so polite this time, he said: "You have been in for more than half an hour, even if you give birth to a child, you should give birth, can't I care about you?" ”
"It's just constipation." Rovich said it lightly.
At this time, Lin Darong's mind was already occupied by the one-foot-long golden hoop stick described by the aunts, how could he believe his son's statement, he asked rhetorically: "Is it really just constipation?" I think you just saw something in there? ”
"Why, don't be suspicious." Luo Weixi waved his hand disdainfully and walked to his room.
The game just now made him have a lot of questions, such as Maldini's strange performance before the kick-off, such as the mysterious words that Vieira taught...... He just wanted to quickly support Lin Darong so that he could find Gao Yu to understand.
Lin Darong was full of questions, but he had always paid attention to equality and friendship at home, and if his son didn't want to say it, it was not convenient for him to ask, so he had to watch Luo Weixi walk back to the room.
Returning to the room and closing the door, confirming that Lin Darong did not come to peep this time, Luo Weixi took out his mobile phone. The first thing is to check his account first, and the screen shows that 60 resentment coins have been received, which proves that Zidane's grievances have been resolved. The efficiency of this black market bank is still quite fast, Luo Weixi breathed a sigh of relief.
The second thing is to contact Gao Yu, he must solve the mystery in his heart.
Luo Weixi hurriedly dialed the number left by Gao Yu, ten minutes passed, the phone was always busy, and I don't know if this so-called phone number exists.
At this time, there was a sudden crackling sound in the bathroom, and the sound seemed to be Lin Darong wrestling, Luo Weixi's heart tightened, and he hurriedly ran out of the room.
Running to the door of the bathroom, Luo Weixi found that Lin Darong did not wrestle. The others were nestled in the bathroom, half-crouching, one hand groping under the sink, as if looking for something. The crackling sound was when he accidentally knocked over the washstand, the mouthwash cup and the toothbrush.
After touching for a long time, he didn't touch anything, Lin Darong muttered and reached under the water tank of the toilet to grope, looking like a detective looking for clues to the crime at the scene of the crime.
"What are you doing?" Luo Weixi asked.
Lin Darong was startled, his mind wandered, his forehead hit the edge of the toilet with a "bang", and he covered his forehead in pain and kept grinning.
"What the hell?" Luo Weixi hurriedly walked over and helped his father up, and then helped him to the living room sofa and sat down.
Lin Darong covered his reddened forehead and said, "I saw that the toilet seemed to be leaking, so I went to check it." ”
"There's not even a drop of water on the floor, how can it leak, you can't be hiding private money, right?" Luo Weixi said with a smile that the relationship between their father and son is still very harmonious, and they often joke with each other. Luo Weixi patted his chest again, "Don't worry, even if you hide it, I won't tell my mother, I promise." ”
Lin Darong glared at him: "Don't talk nonsense, your mother and I respect each other like guests, how can I hide private money." ”
"So what are you doing on the toilet? Could it be that you have any special fetishes? Luo Weixi said with a grin.
As soon as he said this, he regretted it, he suddenly thought of Lin Darong's strange behavior today, coupled with the messy behavior of himself and Gao Yu last night, he seemed to understand what his father wanted to do.
Sure enough, when Lin Darong heard the words "special fetishes", his expression on his face changed suddenly, and he let out a long sigh and said, "Baby, I didn't want to say it, but since you mentioned it...... Do you know what I heard when I came back? Almost the whole neighborhood is talking about you going to the health store to make a big purchase, and saying that you bought something that is more than a foot long......"
"Yes, Dad said last night, respect all your hobbies." Lin Darong sighed again, got up and went to the refrigerator to take out a bottle of beer: "But you are too high-profile, let the neighbors see it!" I'm a good talker, so it's okay to laugh; Your mom is different, think about it, if your mom knew about it, wouldn't she be mad? ”
Lin Darong sighed as he spoke, looking sad and angry.
Luo Weixi was a little embarrassed, he said: "Dad, it's all old ladies who love to tell right and wrong, I really didn't do anything...... He thinks that it is a waste of talents for aunts to choose to dance square dance, they should be entertainment news reporters, this position will definitely allow them to play their spare heat well.
Lin Darong didn't think so, he lifted the lid of the wine bottle and said, "I didn't do anything, so what are you doing in the health store?" What happened to that old man last night? Tell you, I saw him again in the morning, and ninety percent came to you again, didn't he? ”
If it goes on like this, it will only get darker and darker, and Luo Weixi feels that it is time to have a showdown with Lin Darong, anyway, it is not something to be embarrassed about. He snatched Lin Darong's wine bottle and said, "Dad, the matter has come to this, I can only tell you the truth of the matter, but you have to promise me that you are not allowed to drink a sip of wine when we are talking." ”
Luo Weixi knew that Lin Darong would become hot-blooded and aggressive as soon as he drank, just like a different person. Although not the kind of person who has violent tendencies, this kind of angry drunkard is sometimes more intimidating than violent.
Lin Darong looked at Luo Weixi with a frown, thought for a moment, and said decisively: "Okay!" I listen to you, you say! ”
"That's right......" Luo Weixi picked up Lin Darong's beer and took a sip, thinking about how to tell his father this ridiculous-sounding thing, he decided to start from the beginning, he said: "Every footballer has a lot of grudges, such as John Terry in the Champions League, Maldini and Zidane in the World Cup, ......" Luo Weixi said as he watched Lin Darong's reaction.
Lin Darong's reaction was very cold: "My grudge is that my son seems to have some habits that are different from ordinary people, don't talk to me about those irrelevant things." ”
In the first sentence, Lin Darong showed an extremely uncooperative look, and Luo Weixi felt a little tricky. He frowned: I'm afraid that I can't explain it slowly last night, so it's better to get straight to the point, he said, "Don't you just want to know who the old man who was with me last night is?" ”
This sentence is exactly what Lin Darong wanted to hear, his eyes lit up, and he said: "That's it, but you are only half right, I don't care who he is, I just want to know what the relationship between you is." ”
Luo Weixi said: "Don't worry, it's not the kind of relationship you think it is......
"It's not that kind of relationship, so what is it?" Lin Darong interrupted him rudely, and he could see that he was a little anxious.
"Can you please stop interrupting!" Luo Weixi was also anxious: "I said that I would tell you the ins and outs of the matter locally." ”
"Then you say."
"I said, I said, he's not someone else." Luo Weixi knew that if there was no showdown, this father didn't know how many strange ideas would come out, he mustered up the courage and didn't even need to ventilate: "He is China's first football king: Gao Yu!" ”
The whole living room was silent.
Lin Darong looked at Luo Weixi like he was looking at God, and said lightly: "Gao Yu? Don't tell me it's the one from the Song Dynasty? ”
"You answered correctly, it's the Gao Yu who has a bit of a contradiction with Liang Shanbo, he has now reconciled with Liang Shanbo, and he is still the vice chairman of the Tianting Football Association." Luo Weixi said. He hoped that Lin Darong would believe his words, but Lin Darong didn't seem to believe it at all.
"You think your dad is a fool?" Lin Darong reached out to get a beer.
Luo Weixi snatched the bottle back and said, "I know it's incredible, but it's true. ”
Just then, the phone rang at an inopportune time. Luo Weixi picked up the mobile phone and looked at it, his head suddenly became two bigger, and he saw four words displayed on the screen: Hurry up and answer.
Needless to say, it's Gao Yu's phone again.
"You're answering the phone." Lin Darong pointed to his mobile phone and said, "If I'm not mistaken, this call is still from that Gao Yu, right?" ”