Chapter 42 Playing a meme that others don't understand hurts both sides
Well--the book now has two helmsmen...... I didn't mention it in the previous paragraph, but I am really grateful to Brother Mixed Yuan Wuji and Brother Marslight for their love...... Thank you for your huge tips and incredible number of votes...... Well, thank you for the support of other friends who read this book - it would be nice if you didn't spend any money to write more reviews, haha......
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"Actually, it's impossible for me not to lose like that just now, okay?" After a long silence, Lin Qing seemed to be unable to bear the loneliness, and once again provoked the conversation, "Can I control fifty leisure tourists to fight more than three hundred heavily armed enemies?" β
"You're fully armed, but you're just wearing a wetsuit, right?" Xiao Cang's expression was a little painful, "All in all, you didn't plan to win in the first place, did you?" Anyway, your goal is to complete the quest with the best of both worlds, and the boss of this quest doesn't mean to break these bodies. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoYou left those more than 50 people with the intention of letting him control and delay time, right? β
"Hmph, Xiaocang, you're getting smarter and smarter now." The little boy snorted coldly, "Then you should tell me, why did I let you stay there and drag them in the first place?" Your analysis doesn't make any sense, does it? β
"For experiments, right? See how effective my electric batons are - probably a little bit more about the mechanics of telekinetics? The reason you didn't tell me was that you didn't know about it before, right? Xiao Cang smiled a little proudly, "You said that others can't understand you." But it's not hard to understand. It's not often that you dope the same thing for multiple purposes, other than experimentation. β
"Heyβeven if you're right this time......" the little boy's expression was rather unpleasant, "don't make a stupid 'I know you very well' - well, as a bonus, I'll explain this to you when I get out." But before I do that, I have one thing to tell you. Your conclusion is wrong, I'm not as innocent as you think. β
"What disgusting things do you say? Forced to force yourself to brush the Wenqing index? What do you mean I'm not as innocent as you think! Disgusting or not! Xiao Cang complained loudly, and at the same time, his expression was very cooperative and disgusted.
"Uh-well, what I said before was a bit disgusting...... "The little boy said with a frown, "what the hell...... Xiaocang, you can actually have the upper hand? You're not going to let your sister manipulate your character, are you? β
"! But others are starting to mess around, right? Falling to your death? Xiao Cang threatened.
"Well, don't worry, it's still that stupid." Lin Qing let out a sigh as he manipulated the little boy, "Okay, let's talk about something else." Well, then I'll show you how to get the best of both worlds. β
"Wait a minute, is it possible?" Xiao Cang said with some surprise, "Is it just possible?" β
"Nonsense, who dares to say that their plans are nine out of ten? The inherently biased information obtained from one-sided and limited sources of information is inherently biased, and it would be nice to make an inference based on this 'maybe', so don't interruptβ"
What do you mean by the best of both worlds? Boss? "Suddenly, the Dark Forest appeared......
"Huh? Dark Forest? You're going to it! Xiao Cang actually stopped in an instant, trying to talk to Xiao Hei......
"Kill him, Cang! I only bought him one baton, but I bought you two! The little boy screamed.
"It's not a matter of numbers, bastard!" Xiao Cang exclaimed in surprise and quickly ran away, "But my level is much higher than that of the Dark Forest-so the movement speed after opening the skill is also much faster, and there shouldn't be anything to run away from-hey!" β
When Xiao Cang was moving rapidly, two figures suddenly flashed out, each holding a stone in front of them.
"Bang-" Xiao Cang didn't hesitate, punched with both hands, and directly smashed the two stones...... "It hurts, it hurts!" My hands are bleeding! Speaking of which, why doesn't this skill strengthen the body! Xiao Cang cried out in pain.
"Actually, this skill should strengthen the physical strength." Lin Qing calmly analyzed, "With the speed of your punch just now, and the action that relies on hard resistance without any skills, if it were an ordinary person, the fist would probably explode together......"
"I'm just complaining! Don't pick on it, okay! Xiao Cang stopped, but did not disarm the skill, and looked around at the three people around, "Since you are so smart, can you tell me what to do now that I am surrounded by three players, I have a drag oil bottle like you as a ten-year-old thin child?" β
"Ha," Lin Qing laughed arrogantly as he controlled the child, "Kill them!" You're a man with two batons. β
"I said it wasn't a matter of quantity, okay?" With Xiao Cang's annoyed roar, Xiao Cang once again summoned two batons and rushed forward directly, "Eat my mysteries - super batons!" Ahh......h
"Look, the problem is solved." Five seconds later, Xiao Cang disarmed his skill and looked at the three people who fell to the ground around him in amazement.
Xiao Cang shook his head violently: "No, it's still not a matter of the number of batons, right?" You just restrained them? β
The little boy's voice sounded a little unpleasant: "Tsk, Xiaocang, you can't look like Xiaocang." Honestly, I think it's my peerless mystery, and the 'super batons' defeat them, wouldn't it be good? β
"What do you mean by 'the appearance of Xiaocang'! When did I become synonymous with idiot! Xiao Cang began to complain again, "Besides, why are you so dissatisfied!" Even if I am stupid, what good will it do you! β
"First of all, it's fun to watch you be stupid...... Lin Qing's first sentence made Xiao Cang almost throw the little boy to the ground, "Secondly, think about it, you thought you had mastered the ultimate skill, and you became very proud and arrogant, and you went around showing off your teeth and claws as if you wanted to save everything, but at a very critical time, you completely failed - that sour feeling ......"
"I remember a few chapters ago, Lin Qing seemed to have told me that he didn't come with a mouthpiece......" Xiao Cang's gaze became very sharp, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a smug and cruel smile, "So you were actually invaded by others again!" Suffer death! β
"Wait, wait!" The little boy really screamed this time, "It's my fault to force meβhuh? β
Xiao Cang picked up the little boy the moment before he was thrown to the ground, and his expression was very proud: "It's rare to see you like this~"
"......" the little boy was silent for a while, "......" and then silent for a while...... "Although my performance was indeed successful just now, it is not the first time that your attention has been diverted by me-but, ah, Xiaocang-san......
"Poofha--Xiaocang, haven't you felt it yet? If only there was a camera, hahaha! Hahaha! β
"Huh?" Xiao Cang was stunned for a moment, and then realized that there was a strange smell of liquid flowing on his head......
"Hey! Even if it's someone else's body, it's not too much to control other people's open defecation! β
"What are you talking about? Children, it's normal to pee out when faced with a life-and-death situation, right? β
"Bastard! I told you I was going to kill you! "Ahaha~ Some people shouldn't forget whose pet they are, right?"
β¦β¦β¦β¦ Ten minutes later. "I didn't expect to really set up a light curtain barrier on the national border...... Look at the bastard's careful-eyed virtue...... I don't even want to talk about him. The little boy lay on Xiao Cang's back, looking at the green light curtain blocking them, and his tone was very strange, "And why is it green?" Could it be that Shu is red and Wei is blue? Fanatic fans of Three Kingdoms Killing? β
"Don't spit out this kind of groove that I don't understand......" Xiao Cang still seemed to be very unhappy with what happened just now, "It's lonely to play alone, right?" β
"Not really! Playing alone with a stalk that no one understands is as exciting as running naked in a crowd with stealth skills! β
"What terrible things are you talking about! Wait-" Xiao Cang was stunned for a moment, and suddenly said thoughtlessly, "Well, speaking of the situation I am complaining about with a child like this, it is just like the classic scene of "Leverage Legend 3". β
"......" and "......" Xiaocang and Lin Qing fell into silence at the same time......
"That's really cool!" "What a stupid name Leverage Legend 3 is, hey!" Both of them spoke at the same time......
"Ahaha, you're just as tasteless as Magic in "The Legend of the Steam Seven", Lin Qing!"
"What the hell are you talking about! Okay, I see, I'm never going to play a meme you don't understand again, okay! β
"No, it's like Uncle Compass in 'The Light of the Triangle Board' said. You say yours, I say mine. 'It's okay. β
"It matters! What a lot of stakes! It sounds very inexplicable and very uncomfortable! Even if the cultural differences between the two worlds are too big, isn't it too much? Besides, isn't this the game world you've developed? β
"It's hard for you to be uncomfortable with my, I'm very cool anyway!" Xiao Cang said that his left fist and right fist collided together, revealing the big white teeth of youthful blood - I mean the smile of youthful blood, and then looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, "Ah! It's so cool! I've wanted to say this for a long time! But I'm afraid that others won't understand my old stalk, and I'm embarrassed to say it! It's really cool! β
"Woo-ah! Enough is enough, enough is enough! Lin Qing controlled the little boy to hold his head and cry loudly, "Xiaocang, you can spare my life!" It's really painful to watch others play with memes but you can't understand it! Ahhh Help me! β
Five minutes later...... "Ahem, okay, we've wasted a lot of time...... Let's talk about how to get over it. The little boy climbed down from Xiao Cang's back, sweating profusely, and his face would twitch painfully from time to time, and he pretended to be calm in the state of distorting his whole mouth, "First of all, we know that the boss over there has successfully pulled three hundred people over, which shows that this light curtain has a way to pass." Secondly, Xiao Hei and three other players also came...... Moreover, there are only three of them on the Shu side, which shows that players should be special in the rules...... Well, I seem to get it. β
"Huh? What do you understand? Xiao Cang sat cross-legged on the ground and asked with a stupid expression.
"Seeing you look strange like this, I think you're playing tricks againβhell......" The little boy gritted his teeth in some pain and continued, "There were two pathfinder bodies that fainted in the same direction...... I thought I accidentally poisoned them with mercury, and I was quite embarrassed...... Xiao Cang, you went over and knocked someone out - well, you should have to bring it back. β
ββ¦β¦ I said, have you switched to human trafficking? β