"Oops, hey, hey, I vomited blood, that ...... That, I'll take a look. Long Fan walked to the side of the Ministry of Rites Shangshu who was helped up, stretched out his hand and tried it in front of the nose of the Ministry of Rites Shangshu, "Ouch, I feel that I was wrong, really wrong, this is still angry, this is not angry, I am really a failure." Forget it, it's also the hard life of this old immortal. ”

"You ......" Du Wubo Zhao Nuo pointed at Long Fan.

"Why, you want to be too, don't you? Long Fan stepped forward and looked not to be outdone.

"Hmph, the old man doesn't care about ignorant children. Du Wubo knew that he couldn't win this kid, so he retreated.

"Hmph, Master Ben doesn't care about ugly monsters. Long Fan also learned to snort, and crooked Du Wu's beard.

"Your Majesty, this is the sweetheart of your little princess of Huayan Kingdom, forgive me for being clumsy, such an ignorant child is not only rude, but also bold, I want to know how Your Majesty will deal with it. Prince Wu snorted and asked Wang Zhengbin on the dragon chair.

Before Wang Zhengbin could answer, Long Fan stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty has had a headache recently, and you have an old problem, you are the oldest, don't embarrass Your Majesty." ”

When Wang Zhengbin heard it, your sister's talent was old, but then he put his hand on his forehead and didn't speak, as if he really had a headache. Next to him, Li You also stepped forward and gently rubbed Wang Zhengbin with a velvet handkerchief.

The corners of Prince Wu's mouth are almost crooked, the Ministry of Rites Shangshu vomited blood and didn't see you have a headache, I didn't see you have a headache when I spoke, this kid just finished talking and you had a headache, you should be acting here.

Not to mention, this is Wang Zhengbin's full cooperation with Long Fan's acting.

Long Fan looked at Prince Wu's black face, stepped forward and said, "Hey, big black face, you said you were clumsy just now? NO, NO! You are not clumsy, you are blind! Moreover, you are very completely blind!"

"You, ignorant child, what do you know, a kid who hasn't grown any hair, and dare to teach the old man a lesson?" Prince Wu stepped forward directly, anyway, this is not my court in Yueguo, why should I suffer.

"You are already blind!" Long Fan said innocently: "Just this little fat pig, it's your thirteenth prince, right, everyone with a discerning eye knows that he and the pig are the same kind." You still say that he is both talented and beautiful, you are really blind!"

Without waiting for Prince Wu to attack, Long Fan asked again: "Hey, little fat man, what do you like to do the most!"

"Eat. The little fat man replied.

"What about other than eating?" Long Fan asked again.

"Sleep. The little fat man replied.

"Look, this is a pig, don't you still admit that you are blind?" Long Fan laughed.

Hearing Long Fan's ridicule, Prince Wu's face darkened even more, and he looked at the thirteenth prince with hatred, he really wanted to kill this pig with one palm, but this was the son of the monarch of Yue Kingdom, even if it was a pig, Prince Wu didn't dare to do it.

Wang Zhengbin was on the dragon chair, squinting at all this, he almost laughed out loud, so he had to cover it up with a cough, anyway, I had a headache, and it was nothing to add a little cough.

Prince Wu looked at Wang Zhengbin's constantly twitching body on the dragon chair, he knew that Wang Zhengbin was laughing, glanced at Du Wubo, and signaled. The Ministry of Rites Shangshu has not recovered yet, so he can only let Du Wubo go.

"Your Majesty, the thirteenth prince of the Yue Kingdom, although he is not extremely outstanding in appearance, he is also cute. The most important thing is to see a person not just look at the surface, the thirteen princes are really talented, only two years old can write, three years old can read, five years old can write poetry, now six years old, has read a hundred books, is really a talented genius. Du Wubo stepped forward and said, the Ministry of Rites Shangshu looks like this, it is no longer good, I can only rely on Du Wubo.

After speaking, Du Wubo also looked at Long Fan, who looked like a ruffian next to him, and continued: "Because of this, the minister thinks that the thirteenth prince and the little princess are really a natural pair, and they are not like some little ruffians who are rich and jade. The minister once again implored His Majesty to approve the little princess and the thirteenth prince to be together. ”

"People don't want it!" Du Wubo had just finished speaking, and a voice came out, although the voice was not very loud, but Long Fan and Wang Zhengbin, and even Wang Wenming and Li You were taken aback.

Xiao Wuyue tightly covered her mouth at the side door of the main hall, she had already arrived, and she was very happy to see Xiao Fan scolding that annoying old man and vomiting blood. At this time, I heard this other nasty bearded man say that he wanted to be with that pig-like guy, what were they doing together? Xiao Wuyue couldn't help but let out a sigh of opposition, and then realized that she shouldn't have spoken, so now she covered her little mouth that had just caused trouble.

The minister, who heard the voice upwards, began to look around, obviously wondering who had said it.

When Wang Zhengbin heard this voice, he was startled, and immediately reacted, coughed vigorously twice, and then gave Long Fan a look, which means: Your summoner, you settle her stall!

Long Fan saw Wang Zhengbin's eyes, nodded without a trace, and also gave Wang Zhengbin a reassuring look, of course, what our Long Fan meant: Don't worry, father-in-law, my daughter-in-law, I am responsible!

"Hehe, this bearded man, what nonsense are you talking about!" Long Fan smiled at Du Wubo: "Everyone knows that this so-called thirteenth prince likes to eat and sleep the most, who would believe that his stomach is filled with ink, look at his belly, I also said that his stomach is full of fat!"

"You, ignorant child, don't deceive people too much! The old man is telling the truth, and he can't allow you to turn right and wrong upside down!" Du Wubo's beard curled up angrily.

"Oh, I can't say anything by relying on your one-sided words, I also said that I know astronomy, geography, Zhou Yi Five Elements, and Qimen Dunjia. Long Fan squinted and retorted.

"Haha, Huangkou Xiao'er, who doesn't know that because of the thousand-year catastrophe, all the classics of Taoism, Confucianism and Buddhism have been destroyed, and very few have survived, just you still know the five elements of Zhou Yi, Qimen Dunjia, don't be smiling and generous!" At this time, the Ministry of Rites, who had finally woken up, heard what Long Fan said, and immediately laughed and said.

"I don't want to talk to the old immortal, Du Wubo, do you believe that I know astronomy and geography?"

The Ministry of Rites Shangshu almost took a mouthful of old blood and came up again, and finally suppressed it and motioned to Du Wubo to speak.

"The old man doesn't believe it!" Du Wubo replied stiffly, turning his head.

"Cheng, then I'll compete with you, the so-called talented little fat pig, and whoever loses will get out of the Huayan Kingdom!" Long Fan said with a smile, every word was very resolute, dare to rob my daughter-in-law with me, if it weren't for the human body now, I would spray you to death with a mouthful of Long Yan.

Wang Zhengbin also put down the hand on his forehead, and the highlight came. Long Fan was a mysterious existence thousands of years ago, and Wang Zhengbin still believed in him immensely.

Prince Wu glanced at the revived Ministry of Rites, the Ministry of Rites nodded, and Prince Wu said: "Okay, you can compare, but we have to set the rules." ”

"Yo, you're still bullying me, a kid, but being handsome is justice, and I always believe that the ugly monsters will fail!" Long Fan said with a smile, looking at the Ministry of Rites: "Rules, how to get it." ”

"Divided into three rounds, one round of knowledge, one round of painting, one round of skills! Three rounds of two wins, the first round of knowledge we ask you to answer, each question three questions, and then in turn you ask us to answer, and finally see who answers more. The Ministry of Rites touched the long beard on his chin and said.

"The loyal monarch and patriotism of the Ministry of Rites can't learn from the next level, and I don't think I can learn this time's brazenness, and I can't learn it anymore, do you mean that there are four of you who want to compare with this kid alone?" Luo Shiwen next to him couldn't help it, and opened his mouth to help Long Fan.

"It's okay, Prime Minister Luo, some of the old immortal faces have turned into dead bark, hard and thick, no matter how you say it, it won't help, don't say that the master didn't let you, I accept this rule!" Long Fan nodded kindly at Luo Shiwen, this old man is a loyal minister.

"Hmph!" Although the Ministry of Rites Shangshu was said to be shameless, but for the sake of victory, the reputation stinks and stinks, as long as this time it is done, it will be in the Yue Kingdom by then, and it is none of his business what this Huayan Kingdom says.

"Your Majesty, what do you think of our bet with this kid?" asked Prince Wu with a cold face.

Wang Zhengbin looked at Long Fan, and Long Fan nodded. Wang Zhengbin looked at it and waved his hand: "Cheng, this event is established!"

Li You stepped forward and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, Your Majesty said that while there is still some time, it is better to start the first round first." ”

Prince Wu nodded, and Long Fan also replied yes!

"Wait, I'm going to see it, I'm going to see it too. Xiao Wuyue couldn't help it, and ran to the hall from the side door, Wang Zhengbin had to smile bitterly and asked Li You to pick up Xiao Wuyue.

The thirteen princes of Yue looked at Xiao Wuyue with two slit eyes, and instantly stared round: "Wow! Is this my daughter-in-law? My daughter-in-law is so beautiful!"

Long Fan stepped forward directly in front of the little fat man: "Pay attention to what you say, what is your daughter-in-law, your daughter-in-law is still in the pigsty!"

Xiao Wuyue also snorted dissatisfiedly, was led by Li You, and when she passed by Long Fan, she stretched out her little finger and nodded on Long Fan's forehead: "Come on, Xiaofan! I want to play with you, so I don't want to play with pigs!" and then walked into Wang Zhengbin's arms.

"That, I'm not a pig! I'm a prince!" The little fat man was anxious when he heard Xiao Wuyue say that he was a pig.

"Slightly, you love to eat and sleep, not to mention that you look like a little pig, stinky and ugly!" Xiao Wuyue stretched out her pink little hand and fanned her cute little nose.

"I'm really not a pig!" The Thirteenth Prince was hit by a goddess in his life, but believe in his size, this kind of goddess blow in the future, as he grows up, he will get used to it!

"Hmph, Your Majesty, now you can start!" Prince Wu said with a cold face.

Wang Zhengbin hugged Xiao Wuyue on his lap and waved his hand, the ministers were not surprised, anyway, it is not a day or two for the monarch to spoil his daughter.

Li You stepped forward and shouted in a sharp voice: "The first round, more knowledge, start now!"