Chapter 59: The World Turns Because of Me

"Cutβ€”five minutes?" Lin Qing glanced at the player next to him who was still stunned with some disappointment, and covered his face a little painfully, "I failed to pretend to be forced again...... It's all said that 'I won't see you again', and at this time, it should suddenly disappear, leaving only a dashing figure to reflect the style, right? Why is this always the case? I'm the main character! ”

"Hmm......" Zhang Lanhua, who was standing on the side, suddenly snorted, and then her whole body softened, while Xiao Yi, who was standing on the side, stepped forward to support Zhang Lanhua as if she had been prepared for a long time, ignoring Lin Qing at all. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Except for these two people, the effect of the four-hour anesthetic drug of the Golden Libra has not yet ended, and a certain player who lost the game after talking a lot of nonsense has not yet figured out the situation at the moment, and the girl who silently followed behind Lin Qing is still in a very silent state - that is, no one pays attention to Lin Qing at all......

"Hey! I'm the main character! Shouldn't you react a little bit when I say something like that? Lin Qing put his hand down again and changed to another position, but still no one paid attention to him, "Hey, hey, what's the situation?" I understand that the protagonist is working hard as a chatter, both as an author and as a reader, and you have worked hard, but you still have to listen to what I say! As the protagonist, every sentence of pretending to be stupid and complaining has been responded to, this is the minimum treatment! ”

Xiao Yi helped Zhang Lanhua to sit down, the girl remained silent, and one player lowered his head and seemed to start thinking about something, but his face was full of shock and disbelief - that is, no one paid attention to Lin Qing.

"......" Lin Qing was silent for a moment, and re-revealed his usual somewhat mocking, somewhat proud, and seemingly cheap smile, "Hmph, the mole that lives in the dark all year round, even if you come to the ground, you can't see the light, how sad, I, sympathize with you, and I also sympathize with myself who flies in the dark night, like a firefly." ”

There was no special reaction from the people around him, but Lin Qing didn't seem to care about it now, and just said to himself: "Since there is still so much time, I will simply explain the so-called 'scarecrow plan' comprehensively." As I said before, in the final analysis, 'scarecrows' are things used to bluff people, and everything in this plan is bluffing. ”

Lin Qing said, and suddenly laughed: "Think about it, you analyze this so-called plan in a matter-of-fact manner, or laugh at its simplicity and shallowness, or worry about the conspiracy behind it, but in fact, it is nothing, even the plan itself is just a scarecrow used to scare you sparrows." If I think about it, if I announced that I would organize a thousand people to go down to the top of the tower to excrete, the effect would probably be much better than it is now. ”

"Huh? Excretory behavior? That player finally got out of his previous contemplative state, and heard Lin Qing say something strange...... "What are you talking about?"

"Oh, you don't understand such an elegant expression." Lin Qing, who finally got a response, nodded with satisfaction, and then showed a malicious smile, "In words you can understand, it's." ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ No, I'm not talking about that. The player's face twitched.

"Okay." Lin Qing smiled and shrugged his shoulders, "It's very endurance, you." And it's a person who likes to use his brain. Family situation - not good, but not very bad? According to your worldview, it's probably an ordinary child of a small family - like this? ”

The player furrowed his eyebrows a little confused: "What are you talking about this?" ”

Lin Qing smiled: "I'm not explaining my plan?" You are a very important part, a person who has not experienced real danger and misfortune, because he does have hard work, he thinks that all his achievements are obtained because of hard work, blind arrogance, self-righteousness, but in fact he is not so good. ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ What the? The player subconsciously bit his lower lip.

"You're pretty proud, aren't you? We don't have to do anything on the ground here, and at the same time let us let our guard down and step in when our plan is about to be completed-" Lin Qing said and covered his face, as if to hide the smile on his face, "I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the idea itself. However, the only one who enters the 'prison' to serve the 'Valentine' group will be replaced if he really loses consciousness, right? ”

"If you can't think of it yourself, do you think we can't think of it too?" Lin Qing shook his head with some heartache, "When inferring the opponent's actions, it is best to think that the opponent has learned as much information as possible within the scope of what can be handled, otherwise, you will only be able to deceive children with underdeveloped brains and old people with atrophied brains for the rest of your life." ”

"Back to the topic," Lin Qingxie smiled, staring at the player who had now lowered his head and couldn't see his facial expression, touching his chin thoughtfully, "In fact, after Brother Kevin entered here for the second time, everyone who served Valentine, every one of you who appeared would suffer from Brother Kevin's mental impact. And we do this to screen out people like you who want to do what they want and think they are smart. ”

"After that, we somehow cut off the signals from the other layers to this layer - we haven't had any contact, and you don't think it's surprising. Self-righteous you think it's a sign of recognition of your stupidity, and in the precious last three minutes, you've been lured by me to not wisely switch in to a more capable player, not even to think about our strange behavior, but to show off yourself all the time - oh? ”

"Ahh The player who had always been calmer finally couldn't bear it anymore, roared angrily, raised his right fist, and in an instant, his fist flashed with golden light, and then, his figure flashed, and came to Lin Qing at a high speed as if teleporting, hitting Lin Qing's abdomen, and punching a huge hole in Lin Qing's stomach, above the hole, Lin Qing's heart could be seen, and it was also tightened and loosened, squeezing the plasma to the place where the original blood vessels were.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Hum ...... "The player let out a bit of a ghostly laugh, "the game is over...... The protection of NPCs has also disappeared...... Even so, you're provoking me - self-righteous people, it's you......"

"No, it's you." Lin Qing's voice sounded in the player's ears, and then, Lin Qing, whose stomach was hollowed, and the blood dripping from the ground, turned into a strange mist and floated in the air, while Lin Qing himself appeared not far from the side, poking his head out as if he was laborious, leaning on the player's shoulder, "You, you still don't want to listen to people." ”

"What an interesting manβ€”huh?" As he spoke, the player suddenly disappeared in front of Lin Qing, "Will be invisibleβ€”no, it was teleported away." Tsk, maybe I could have him kill himself in the real world. ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ What a bad guy. Xiao Yi carefully took care of the unconscious Zhang Lanhua on the side, and said without raising his head, "No, scum." ”

"Hey, hey, hey~Xiao Junshi~" Lin Qing didn't care about Xiao Yi's words, but instead showed a very happy look, and said with a smile, "Do you finally know?" No wonder you call me scumbag. After all, I almost tricked Miss Zhang Lanhua into taking out her body in exchange for some illusory benefits--?~~"

"What did you say!" Xiao Yi's face was pale, and he suddenly stood up and glared at Lin Qing angrily.

"Hey, hey, hey~ So I'll be much happier~" Looking at Xiao Yi, who was enraged, Lin Qing didn't mean to explain, on the contrary, after letting out a lewd laugh with a very villain aura, he also looked at the direction of Xiao Yi and Zhang Lanhua, and licked his lips very evilly.

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"All in all, just like Boss Qi said before, we guarantee that most of you will be able to advance smoothly." Dead House No. 1 sneered at the others in the same tower, "Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't believe it. If you think we're cheating you - to kill me? Come on? Kill me and try it? ”

In the "......" layer, no one spoke, and no one acted.

However, this is not because everyone agrees with his words, but because, just ten seconds ago, in the face of these people who were accumulating dissatisfaction, five tentacles suddenly grew on the body of Dead House 1 - the human sashimi made by the two players is still gradually turning into white shards on the ground, and the head of the NPC corpse next to it is still pressed against the wall by a tentacle......

"Well, good, everyone looks like they've calmed down." Dead House No. 1 pursed his lips disdainfully and sneered, "It's obviously you idiots who are incompetent, and you can't even see through such a simple trick, my old man is kind enough to take advantage of you and give you a chance to brush up on points and advance, and you are still dissatisfied with me?" ”

After the voice of "Goo ......" Dead House No. 1 disappeared, there was a dead silence, and the sound of someone swallowing saliva could be heard clearly.

"Hmph......" Dead House No. 1 shook his head, and the tentacles on his body quickly returned to him, and finally submerged into his body, and the human head that was originally nailed to the wall fell to the ground with a "bang", and then rolled around a few times with a "grunt", "However, there are obviously so many people, all of them are induced by Boss Lu's words, thinking that they can only 'escape' and not 'rob the prison'......"

"You guys, what a bunch of boring people......" Dead House 1 shook his head again, then sighed, and walked over to an NPC who was sitting on the ground before, the NPC looked at Dead House 1's miserable face, showed a terrified expression, moved back with his hands, and finally retreated against the wall under the pressure of Dead House 1 step by step.

"Really, it's boring." Dead House No. 1 narrowed his eyes, pressed his finger against the corner of his right mouth, and raised it upward, revealing a weird smile, and then leaned his face closer to the man, "I said, you're the one who swallowed saliva, right?" Even if I kill someone, you're not afraid to be like this, are you? After all, it's been a long time since the Beast Plague started - do you see anything? ”

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"Interesting, so funny!" Lin Qing looked at Xiao Yi, high-fived and laughed, "You-you're a player with no rank, right?" So, you'll never be able to hurt me. Just like last time, no matter how many holes I open for you, you won't be able to hurt even a single hair of my hair. Hahaha - look at your appearance, it's so fun, don't be so serious~ Do you want me to find you a mirror, if you see yourself in the mirror - uh, I'm afraid you still can't laugh~"

"Lin Qing-...... you" Xiao Yi's body age was only sixteen years old, and his voice was still a little shrill and a little juvenile, but at this time, his voice was deep like a dragon in a lair.

"Hahahaha~" Lin Qing laughed happily, and suddenly felt that someone behind him was pulling the corner of his clothes, and when he looked back, it turned out to be the girl who had been silent, "Oh, I know, flea girl." Indeed, this kind of joke is a bit excessive, Xiao Junshi, don't you worry? I mean, according to the deal, I entered Miss Zhang Lanhua's body - oops, don't be so excited, I mean, my soul, into Miss Zhang Lanhua's body, is about the same as Brother Kevin. ”

"Don't call me, Flea Girl." The girl finally opened her mouth to speak, "And I didn't mean thatβ€”"

Lin Qing tilted his head, then showed an expression of sudden realization, and hugged the girl's shoulder with a smile: "Huh? Oh, you mean that, don't worry, from today onwards, girl, you will follow me in the future. From now on, whether it's hunting players, opening a reverse harem, or getting in better shape - or, saving the world, it's not a problem~"

"Alas, you don't seem to believe it very much, don't worry, I'm the protagonist. The worldβ€”"

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Seeing the not-so-good-tasting liquid flowing from the crotch of the NPC in front of him, Dead House No. 1 put down his hand and regained his expressionless appearance: "Forget it, I only got it if you don't say it, because you guys are boring." ”

"You look familiar with those tentacles, don't you? Doesn't it look like the bell in 'Beast Plague'? Oh, don't look at it hopefully, be a little more confident in your judgment, you guessed it, these tentacles are indeed the same as those. ”

"But don't get me wrong, the 'beast plague' you know has nothing to do with me. Oh, and I showed a reassuring expression - really, it's not fun to be manipulated so easily......"

As he spoke, a very gloomy smile finally appeared on the face of No. 1 of the Dead House: "But, when you go back, what you will see - 'that' is completely my work, so look forward to it." ”

"Hey, are you really doing that?" The knight, who had been holding his hands and watching with interest, finally frowned and said to Dead House No. 1.

"Huh? What are you talking about, Boss Qi? Of course, right? I'm a villain boss, huh? A sunny smile suddenly appeared on the face of Dead House No. 1, "I want to, let this world-"

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"The world revolves around me."

"I'm going to let the world revolve around me."