"Then I'll tell you a joke. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Mo Fan saw the appearance of the skeleton, and knew that there was no need to discuss, "But humor is innate, and if I really want to gossip, it seems that I can't say any funny jokes." ”

He glanced at the other party again, and said to himself without any scruples, "But looking at your appearance, you know that the laughter is definitely not low, and the general jokes really can't be done, then the probability that I can make you laugh is estimated to be about the same as the probability of winning the lottery!" ”

"What the hell are you trying to say?" The red light in the skeleton's eyes churned slightly, and there was a hint of impatience in his tone.

"I mean, I'm not sure I'm going to make you laugh, so I decided...... Rely on strength to get you! ”

Before Mo Fan's words fell, the head of the sinner immediately appeared in his hand, and he shouted towards the other party's face with a menacing attitude!

The red dots of light in the skeleton's eyes rolled slightly, indicating its slightly unhappy heart, although its body did not have the slightest intention of dodging.

But the right hand had been raised at some point, and the index finger that was only the bone was left slightly forward, blocking the oncoming ugly head.

Mo Fan only felt as if he had smashed on an incomparably hard steel plate, unable to penetrate deeply, even if he went all out, he was still frozen in mid-air, unable to cause the slightest damage to the other party.

This was the first time he had seen a monster that the sinner's head couldn't help but do, and he couldn't help but squint his eyes slightly, you know, the other party was obviously a creature that must belong to the kind of ghosts, but the sinner's head had no effect at all.

Of course, this only made Mo Fan slightly surprised, and the next scene that almost surprised him to the point that he couldn't suppress his emotions.

I saw that the skeleton raised the white bone index finger that was against the sinner's head, and tapped it lightly a few times, but the sinner's head did not change immediately.

"Gollum~"

Just when Mo Fan was feeling puzzled, a strange sound suddenly came from the sinner's skull, and then in his surprised eyes, the head clenched in his hand suddenly softened, turned into a mess of meat and fell on the table!

"It's ...... What the? Mo Fan's eyes froze. The surprise and surprise on his face couldn't be controlled at all, and it was revealed.

Destroying a head is nothing, and it can't be said to be strong, even if it crushes a head into minced meat in an instant, it's nothing, some skills can be done.

But you must know that this sinner's head is not an ordinary head, but a prop, and it is also a sixth-order prop!

So far, Mo Fan has never seen a guy who can forcibly destroy the system props, you know, these props and equipment seem to be protected by the system, and they belong to the level that cannot be destroyed for the time being.

Anyway, Mo Fan had never seen or heard of a system prop being destroyed, and he had tried it himself, even if it was his damage, it was still impossible.

In other words, the props and equipment of these systems are either impossible to destroy, or they must reach a certain level of strength to be destroyed!

The scene in front of him refreshed Mo Fan's cognition of this game, and clearly told him that props can be forcibly destroyed, as for the conditions for destruction, needless to say, the damage must reach a very terrifying level.

It is conceivable that the strength of the skeleton in front of him is probably indescribably strong!

"You only have this one chance." The skeleton seemed to have done a trivial matter, looked at Mo Fan calmly, and said lightly.

Mo Fan blinked, then pouted and said, "Okay, since you sincerely made your request, then of course I will be merciful to satisfy you." ”

After he finished speaking, he didn't give the other party a chance to have a seizure, and continued, "I'm not good at telling jokes, but I can tell you a few funny things about my childhood. ”

"I remember when I was a child, a little girl who led the family quarreled with me, but she couldn't talk to me, I scolded and cried, and at the request of the adult, I went to apologize to her, but it didn't work.

I had no choice but to tell her: I asked you to beat me out of anger, don't cry. I didn't expect this trick to really work, she really stopped crying, and then hit me a few times. ”

"That's it?" The skeleton's tone was full of doubt, and it was clearly curious to know what was interesting about the bland story that the other party was telling.

"Then the little girl cried for another whole hour." Mo Fan said lightly.

"Why?" The red light in the skeleton's eyes swayed slightly, and it was clearly a little interested.

"Because I only said let her fight, but I didn't say I wouldn't fight back." Mo Fan spread his hands and smiled.

The skeleton looked at Mo Fan quietly, the red light in his eyes flickered slightly, and he didn't know whether he thought it was funny or not, and after half a sound, he said two words lightly: "Go on."

"It's funny or not, you just say, what the hell is going on?" Mo Fan pursed his lips, "In case you tell a joke that you think is funny, but you can't help but laugh, I have nothing to do." ”

"Go on." The skeleton didn't have any superfluous nonsense, looked at Mo Fan quietly, and spit out two words lightly.

"Okay." Mo Fan rolled his eyes, "Then I'll tell you another interesting story from when I was a child." ”

"I remember when I was in elementary school, I was a girl at the same table, and she was a very good-looking girl, and in today's words, she is a superb little Lori.

So one day, I couldn't help but kiss her on the face, but she didn't dodge, nor did she get angry, but just said to me coldly: Classmate, please be steady, okay?

I didn't understand it, and immediately understood it, and kissed her the mouth! ”

"And then?" After listening to this, the skeleton didn't laugh, but it still seemed to be interested.

"And then the next day the little girl transferred to another school." Mo Fan said casually, "Don't ask me why, because that incident happened in class." There were more than 60 people in the class plus a teacher, and they just watched me kiss that little Lori for a full thirty-eight seconds! ”

After listening to it, the skeleton looked at Mo Fan quietly, and he didn't know if he understood it, after all, it was just an NPC in a game, and he was transferred to school or something, so he probably didn't know what it meant at all.

But Mo Fan had no other way, because what he just said was the truth, he didn't lie, and he didn't do it deliberately to tell jokes.

So he can only pick some things that happened when he was a child and what he thought was quite funny to talk about, but the other party didn't understand, or couldn't get a laugh, he couldn't help it.

The skeleton looked at Mo Fan quietly, and the red dots in his eyes flashed again, but no one knew what it was thinking. (To be continued.) )