Chapter 129: Collective Laughter

Bernabeu Stadium, the second round of the Champions League between Manchester United and Real Madrid, Manchester United lost 2-3 at home to Real Madrid in the last game, and gave Real Madrid 3 away goals.

Seeing this scene, Mu Shuai's face was arrogant and crazy; In the perception of fans, Mu Shuai is a very stable manager, and his best tactic is defensive counterattack, with extreme emphasis on defensive counterattack.

But today, it has changed the norm, the arrangement of Mu Shuai before the game, Manchester United players implemented it very thoroughly, so there was such a scene, Manchester United who came to the Bernabeu as a guest actually turned away and took the lead in attacking, relying on the indomitable momentum, and suppressed Manchester United.

"Don't be so fierce!" Pressing the opposite side is naturally good news, but Xiao Yu doesn't see it that way, not long after the opening, whether it is the situation that there is still no gain now, or the upcoming period of physical emptiness, if the pressure is too fierce, these are all things to consider.

"Recycling point, Andrea, you cherish your strength." Neves cooperated with Xiao Yu, and the two reminded their teammates together, and at the same time, the two were also communicating about where the weaknesses of the opposite side and their own side were.

In the 18th minute of the game, under the crazy shouts of Mu Shuai, Andrea decisively sweated his sweat and opened a breakthrough on the right side of Manchester United.

Andrea's opponent today is still Real Madrid's Bale, who has given Real Madrid fans and other players great confidence, but no matter how powerful he is, he is also a human being, and people will be negligent.

In the past, after Bell lost his position, he turned around and sprinted back for the first time, relying on his perverted speed, he was also invincible, and basically no one could break through him smoothly.

But this time, Andrea relied on her flexible footsteps and seized the opportunity to dial the ball far away for the first time, and Bale's chase, she actually slipped under her feet and fell enough to eat SHI!

"Rush!" Be aware of what's happening around you. When Andrea saw Bell lying on the ground, he was excited! So he cooperated with Mu Shuai's crazy shout, opened his legs, and ran rapidly. The full moon bow, the arrow off the string, Andrea at this moment has an indomitable momentum.

"Keep up, keep up!" Ba Shen was stunned for a second, he didn't expect his friend Andrea to surprise Bell so simply! The first moment the former shook his head, Neves behind him reached out and pushed him. Let the god Ba step forward immediately.

And Xiao Yu has already gone to the big frontcourt, he is the first person in the world to know the result of this confrontation except for Bale and Andrea, so he moved first on his own when everyone did not move.

Cross! Andrea came to the edge of the penalty area on the wing, but instead of making the first pass, he took two more steps forward, pointed near the baseline, and then toed like a hook. With a light send, pass the ball to the middle.

It's a pity that Ba Shen didn't come in time, although he had been moving forward at full speed under Neves' reminder, but the time was short, the perfect opportunity was fleeting, and the relationship with Ba Shen was not much.

But there is also Xiao Yu! Although he looks thin and looks like a sugar cane in a forest when he stands in the penalty area, his presence is still enough to be taken seriously, and this is the ability of the star, in the perception of Real Madrid. Xiao Yu has attracted enough attention!

It's useless to come early, it's the right time to come! Xiao Yu came really skillfully, he had been hiding behind Varane, waiting for a chance; Luckily. He's waited! Varane was negligent! The latter never thought that Xiao Yu would suddenly come out from behind his head!

Yes, Xiao Yu used his not too strong body to squeeze Varane away from the ball point, and then took advantage of the opponent's negligence to shake his head in Varane's surprised eyes to attack the goal! The ball goes down. It's blazing fast!

Real Madrid goalkeeper Luca also took advantage of the situation, and the ball slashed between his fingers, also crossed the goal post, and flew beyond the touchline.

It's a pity! But this scene startled the Real Madrid players, Luka stood up and turned his head to look at his father Zidane outside the field; The expressions of the two fathers and sons were surprisingly consistent, and they were all surprised and afraid.

The galloping Andrea and the well-prepared Xiao Yu made this sudden attack, although it was unsuccessful, but it also lifted the whole Manchester United team, Mourinho roared, not only scary, but also meaningless.

Mu Shuai's actions didn't understand at all, the ball didn't go in, although it was very exciting, but that's it, why roar so amazingly? It's just a lot of drunkenness.

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Huaxia, the confrontation scene between Gu Yi and Ma Er and Huang Daneng, Gu Yi and Ma Er are also full of drunkenness at the moment.

Because of Huang Daneng's decisiveness, Gu Yi and Ma Er are very passive at this moment, they know that if they don't deal with it as soon as possible, the police will come, and everything will be different at that time, and after this incident, Huang Daneng will definitely be more careful, and it may not be easy to find such an opportunity in the future.

"Tell me, how on earth can we get the orphanage back?" Gu Yi's compromise came so naturally, the person who is in a hurry now will definitely not be Huang Daneng, feng shui takes turns, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, everyone understands this truth.

"Hmph, isn't it bullish? Come and hit me, cut off my hand! Huang Daneng hadn't spoken yet, but Huang Jun, the dog-legged man on his side, jumped up, and now the situation is strong, so Huang Jun has become not very polite.

"Shut up, two, although I am a rotten person, I look up to the heroes of the world, I have investigated you, and I know that you used to have a black field ball experience." Huang Daneng shouted, and then sent it over, Huang Jun was kicked by him, but he lowered his head with a smile and smiled, that look was really disgusting.

"It's not surprising that you can find this, if you want to threaten us with this, I'm afraid it won't work, we have now obtained a professional football license and no longer touch the black ball." Gu Yi listened to Huang Daneng's words quietly, and instinctively thought that the latter wanted to threaten the two of them; Then Gu Yi thought that the past is the past after all, and the Football Association probably knew about the experience of the two for a long time, but still gave them a chance to prove that the attitude of the Huaxia Football Association towards them is a prodigal son, and it is recognized and forgiven.

"I know I know, I said, although I am a bad person, I admire the heroes of the world very much, so I just want to make friends. That's all, but the place of the orphanage, I like it very much, so be it. I'm willing to give money, as long as the two brothers speak, Huang will give as much as he wants! Huang Daneng's words were a little touching, and his expression was sincere enough and his emotions were also in place. In this way, it also made Gu Yi and Ma Er a little easier.

"Boss Huang, I didn't expect you to be so affectionate and righteous, and you were offended, but the land of the orphanage and the injury of our uncle were done by Boss Huang, we just want to get our things back, and the uncle's injury is even with the offense just now, but the land of the orphanage. Forgive us for not parting. Ma Er was still a little unhappy in his heart, but thinking that Huang Daneng was so sincere, no matter how aggressive the two of them were, it seemed a little inappropriate, not to mention, the police were coming!

"We don't have to be so literate, we are all people from the rivers and lakes, we should talk about wine, Huang Jun, go get two plates of peanuts and a few bottles of water and wine. Sit down and talk slowly. Huang Daneng's expression was still so in place, he was stunned, but he didn't expect the enemy just now to become a friend in a blink of an eye.

"Wait. No need, Boss Huang, I understand what you mean, please be more direct, how can we return the orphanage to us? "Maybe Ma Er is confused. He was bewildered by Huang Daneng's performance! But the ancient one wouldn't, his composure was extremely inconsistent with his age; At this moment, although Gu Yi was touched, he also understood that if it was really as Huang Daneng said, then the land of the orphanage did not need to be discussed in detail with wine and food! This girl is deceiving people at all!

"Hehe, ancient one, right? It's very interesting, in this way, I don't embarrass you, although I haven't touched the black ball, but I also have friends in the black ball circle, so let's help my friend play a game, and the orphanage will return it to you directly! As soon as Huang Daneng heard Gu Yi's words, he also understood that the other party knew his intentions, that's right, Huang Daneng was simply delaying time.

"Good! This is my number, give me the address and time when the time comes, but I hope you do what you say, otherwise I will change it with you, take my life! After speaking, Gu Yi pulled the stunned Ma Er and turned around and left.

Walking out of the factory, Ma Er stopped, his face looked very anxious at the moment, and he said, "Ancient One! Are you crazy? We promised Coach Zhou Kai not to touch the black ball again! ”

"Ma Er, I know, but you see the current situation, do you think the police are coming, Huang Daneng will let us go? If you want to go back to the orphanage, you can only do that. Gu Yi flicked his hair helplessly, his eyes were full of determination; And Ma Er, who was on the side, was silent......

In the factory, Huang Jun patted his ass and kept stammering, looking like a traitor.

"Boss Huang, it's so calculating!" Huang Jun put the warm tea on the table, and almost fed Huang Daneng to drink it.

"Oh? Can you read my plan? Huang Daneng looked at Huang Jun in surprise, the latter looked flattering, and the former looked like a master, people who don't know will think: When did this Huang Daneng change careers to fortune telling.

"I know a little bit about it, how can I guess Boss Huang's plan casually, the villain just thought of letting those two stunned young men go to play match-fixing, and then we collected evidence, sued them, ruined their reputations, and finally took the orphanage naturally!" Huang Jun's flattering smile and eunuch-like voice made Huang Daneng feel pimpled, but he was very useful.

"Not bad! Huang Jun, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, your IQ is occasionally on par with me, so let's do it! Huang Daneng laughed, and Huang Jun also laughed.

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And on the Spanish side, Zidane is also laughing, and at the same time laughing all the fans on the scene, the Bernabeu's laughter is so thrilling, this scene makes uninformed Manchester United fans see it, they will definitely cry out in their hearts that they can't stand it, everyone will think that Real Madrid has scored!

But in fact, it's not, the reason why everyone laughed was a classic international joke just now.

Just now, in the 28th minute of the first half of the game, almost half an hour later, Manchester United's pressure is very strong, and the continuity is very strong, even Ronaldo, who is good at fighting alone, seems to be drowned in the vast sea of Manchester United.

And Bell naturally doesn't have to elaborate, he was a little annoyed by Andrea today, and he doesn't know what medicine the latter took today? Running is more and more desperate, physical strength is like a consumer who doesn't want money, and the pace is like a fully charged motor, which is not false at all, which makes Bale a little uncomfortable, because he is suppressed and does not dare to step forward at will, this situation is equivalent to breaking a leg of Real Madrid!

At this time, Andrea and Bale's nonsense came to an end, because now the focus of the game came to the other side, the dialogue between Ronaldo and Depay.

Today's J Ronaldo is also quite puzzled, Depay's speed is not fast enough, this is the last word, but the latter relies on his physical strength to force a hard push today, like a bulldozer pushing a small hill, there is no reason to talk about, and he is not particular at all.

If it were normal, Ronaldo would not be worried about Depay's strong push at all, because in terms of strength, Ronaldo is not worse than Depay, but today Ronaldo is in a bad state! It's all to blame for the enthusiastic Spanish woman last night, I vaguely remember that it was Ms. No. 16 of the "Madrid Passing Bar", so gorgeous and leisurely, with such a fresh and unique temperament, which also immersed J Ronaldo in the gentle world.

Gentle Township, Hero's Tomb! Today's J Ronaldo has a little soft feet, so he was bullied by Depay!

Suddenly, suddenly! Depay stretched out an arm, and Ronaldo, who followed him closely, gritted his teeth, but he just couldn't pretend to be him, but the latter was pushed away by Depay.

It was an embarrassing scene, so Depay ran all the way, and finally completed a funny cooperation with Neves that shocked the world.

Depay wanted to pass the ball to Xiao Yu, but he shook his feet and picked the ball above Neves's head, and then Neves slammed on the ground like a bullet, but this is not the point! The key is to hit the ball on Neves' head, and the ghost accidentally fell into the penalty area, and along this route, it was actually Depay's front.

Depay doesn't hesitate! He went down the trend, like a torrent rolling down from the top of a mountain, facing the ball, it was a powerful volley!

The ball was extremely fast, and it crossed Luka's fingertips again and flew to the billboard, but because the ball was fast enough and hit the billboard on an electronic screen, there was no sound, and the most confusing thing was that after the ball bounced back, it hung behind the net, squeezing the net, making it look like a goal!

So Mu Shuai is crazy! He made a loud voice that he had never tried in his life, and ran dozens of meters, completed a shocking sliding kneeling, and then stood up and pointed at Depay with his hand, very appreciative!

Unfortunately, the fourth official calmly walked over and told him: "Dear Mr. Jose Mourinho, the goal just now was not scored. ”

Therefore, this broke out a rare feat of laughter of all the people at the Bernabeu, and Giggs, who had been standing next to Mu Shuai, really wanted to find a hole to get into at this moment, which was too embarrassing for his mother at this moment. (To be continued.) )