216. It's time to interview a wave of the deep sea
It's finally the chapter of 108 times 2.,Because My Neighbor Totoro said before,Every one hundred and eight chapters will have a special interview about this book.,Based on the fact that Totoro has been haggard because of the poor results of this book in recent days.,There is no motivation to update and interview.,This radio station specially sent another member of Totoro's general-Furuichi Takayuki (the protagonist of my other book,2333),Secretly ran to the deep sea to conduct this special interview.。 Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Furuichi: "Hello readers, I don't know how many people still remember me. ”
Reader: "Don't talk nonsense, who wants to see you, hurry up and give us an interview, bastard!" ”
"So this is the treatment of the outdated protagonist? Well, I had already realized that after my biography was deleted, I was going to cross the ocean to the deep sea, and our goal was to be free of tooth decay! ”
The special reporter of this station, Guizhi Furuichi, rowed a small boat across the bottom of the sea of stars, and ran to the general base of the deep sea without knowing whether he was alive or dead, and now our special interview is about to begin, and the first interview object has appeared countless times, and there will be countless times after that, and it is suspected that he has JQ with Lu Jie, Sister Harbor!!
Harbor: "Was you the first to interview me in the depths of the ocean?" Hehe, it seems that even My Neighbor Totoro-kun can't avoid the extravagant hopes of the two huge lumps of fat in front of me. ”
Gushi (because this picture is too exciting to cover his nose): "Sister Harbor, please let me rub your European pie!" ”
"Aren't you married?" Harbor looked at him with disdain.
"I've seen through it...... But it doesn't matter, Sister Harbor, I'm going to ask a few questions for the reader, are you ready to answer? Furuichi, who was also the protagonist of the game, shook his hand casually, as if he hadn't done anything before, and this kind of flying also seemed to have a changing face style. Well, no face, just so confident!
"So based on the interaction among the readership, here comes the question, question one - can your sister really use the gale to catch the northern sauce?" Furuichi himself was sweating profusely after reading this question, and this first question was really thrilling. What kind of wife would have such a deep obsession with this kind of problem!
“bt!” Not surprisingly, the big sister of the harbor scolded fiercely, if this chapter is not for the chinchilla to play idlely, then the harbor is likely to be killed directly to educate those disobedient children.
But angry is angry, the question still has to be answered well, Harbor paused and said:
"In the north, the perception of gale is probably like a child's natural love of toys, just like some children like to eat candy and some like to catch insects, and she just likes these planes very much. She'd be glad if someone wanted to give her these as gifts, but that kind of thing was caught in a gale...... Do you think my sister is really that stupid? ”
Just as Harbor was talking to Lu Jie here, suddenly a very obvious trap appeared not far from their conversation, it was a large dustpan propped up by a wooden pole, and a gale plane was placed underneath, and the most obvious thing was that there was a sign standing next to these combined things - "Northern traps, idlers do not move".
[What the hell is such an obvious trap for, and it won't really work.] Even the purpose has been marked. 】
As a result, when the northern sauce passed by strongly with a cute step. After seeing the gale, a very dazzling and even lovely light appeared in his cute little eyes, and he immediately said that everything he saw in his eyes was regarded as if he had not seen it, and there was only one thing in his eyes, and that was the gale!
"Gale!"
The north swooped into the gale at once, and then it was captured directly......
The black line at the end of the ancient city: "Didn't you say that you wouldn't be confused by the gale?" "But with this kind of picture, let alone a gale as bait, it is estimated that with a gale in her hand, your sister will run away with the other party directly.
"That. It may be that she doesn't know how to read in the north...... Maybe. "Harbor is also a big sweat, it's really a headache, it's obviously my sister's first appearance, but it turns out to be in this funny style.
In order to prevent Xiao Bei's continued nonsense from losing the face and majesty of the deep-sea Qiji, the harbor hurriedly rescued the north from under this big dustpan. Carry the North back to the room for a meaningful safety education.
Although there were some failures in the interview with Sister Minato, it doesn't matter, we can still conduct a second wave of interviews, and this time we will interview the dean!!
"Oh, hehe, is it finally my turn to appear again, but you didn't interview me in the first place, don't you think your life is too long?" The dean in a black dress still looks very excited, and sure enough, she is worthy of being a queen with an S attribute.
However, our reporter Furuichi, in a sense, is carved out of the same mold as Lu Jie, and in many ways they actually have something in common, such as death.
"No, you think too much, the order of our interviews is actually judged by the size of the displacement, because compared to the incomparable amount of Sister Harbor, you are ...... Uhhh!!hhh ”
Since this sentence has already been said, it means that Gushi is ready to die, and the angry dean directly unfolded his overlord-colored armed domineering and taught this guy who didn't know the height of the sky and the height of the earth a hard lesson, and beat him so much that even his family didn't know him.
"So, Dean, it's time for you to answer the questions, according to the feedback from the readership, there are many people who are surprised by your first appearance after hearing the name 'Lu Jie', can you please answer it?"
"It's a difficult question, hmph, I'm not that easily scared."
"And why you're acting like that?"
"Want to paraphrase my words? Little ghost, you're still too young, but out of the particularity of this chapter, I can still give you a simple analogy, the feeling I feel after hearing his name, you can understand that you are talking to your friend about how bad your homeroom teacher is not human, but when you look back, you find that your old class has unconsciously arrived behind you, that's the feeling, do you understand? ”
That's all for the time being, thanks to the guest reporter Furuichi for the interview that doesn't know the preciousness of life, we'll see you in 108 chapters!
Reader: "My Neighbor Totoro, you know what's in the water?" ”
My Neighbor Totoro (furious): "What, you actually said that this is water, then I'll let you see what real water is, please Deep Sea Ambassador, wo-chan!" ”
Wo-chan's interview time.
"Wo-chan, can you tell me your name?"
“wo!”
"How much is three-dimensional or something?"
“wo!”
"What do you like to do?"
“wo!”
"What do you need to marry you home?"
“wo!”
“…… wo! (To be continued.) )