Chapter XVII: Materazzi in World War II

Luo Weixi knew the power of this sentence, and he remembered that when he was studying, he once climbed over the wall of an Internet café, and unfortunately was caught by the principal. I don't know if it was a sudden short-circuit in my head or something at that time, but after being caught, he actually greeted the principal cordially with this sentence.

And the principal's reaction at that time was to practice a set of gloomy ** palms on his face in front of all the teachers and students of the school.

Materazzi's cultivation could not be higher than that of the headmaster with various higher qualifications, and he believed that Materazzi would definitely be recruited.

What is surprising is that Materazzi showed amazing cultivation, he was not as angry as he imagined, he still looked so calm, and he was still concentrating on lining his own human wall.

It must be that he hasn't understood yet, Rovich thought to himself. He touched Materazzi's arm again, and said in a straight voice: "Your mother......" He made a fireworks motion with both hands: "Exploded!" Boom - Blown up, understood? ”

This time Materazzi finally reacted, he suddenly rushed out of the wall in a rage and ran to the referee, and then signaled to the referee Zidane to move the ball forward an inch when he was unprepared, and he still did not say a word about the two provocations of Rovich.

It doesn't make sense, Materazzi is also a powder keg and has a temper, even if he doesn't lose control, he can't be so honest, Luo Weixi also wondered.

With Zinedine Zidane kicking the free-kick from the edge of the box to the very top of the crowd, Rovich finally figured it out: Ribery was French and spoke French, while Materazzi was Italian and spoke Italian. It is clear that Materazzi from Italy did not understand French at all.

But I can't speak Italian, so why don't you let him go?

Luo Weixi is not a fool, he was even a scholar in Gao Yanei in his previous life, and it is naturally impossible for a rich second generation like Gao Yanei to find a fool to be a scholar.

He quickly straightened out his thinking: as a well-known football star, Materazzi could not speak only Italian, and didn't he still shout "Thank you Zidane, thank you Ribery" in English when he scored just now? This proves that he still knows at least some English, and coincidentally, I happen to know a little English.

Mastery of a foreign language was so important at any given time, and Rovich approached Materazzi for the third time. While Buffon was still grinding to kick off the goal, he put his mouth to Materazzi's ear and confidently shouted at Materazzi in English with a mixed Chinese and French accent: "Yourmotherisboom!" ”

Materazzi was slowly running towards the front with his head down, and this very oriental trash clearly floated into his ears, and he didn't know whether he was provoked or sprayed stupidly, he stayed where he was and couldn't take a step.

That's what he wanted, and Luo Weixi felt that he was about to succeed, and he decided to pour another handful of oil on the raging fire! He began to dance the football dance that Gao Yu taught his aunts, bouncing up and down in front of Materazzi, and singing in his mouth: "Yourmother, boomboomboom; yourfamily,boomboomboom……”

Erupted! Materazzi couldn't help it, his expression became irritated, and suddenly, he quickened his pace. The strange thing is that he did not run towards Rovich, but ran towards Zidane without looking back.

What is he looking for Zidane for? Could it be that he is really calm? Or do you want to turn my scolding on Zidane? Luo Weixi didn't dare to slack off, and also ran over.

Materazzi didn't scold Zidane, but just went over and exchanged a few words with him before running away. But Zidane's reaction was frightening, his face changed suddenly, and he grabbed Luo Weixi, who was hurrying over, and asked angrily: "What did you say to Materazzi just now?" ”

"It's nothing, just scold him casually." Rovich couldn't understand why Zidane had reacted so much.

"And say it's nothing, do you say that his mother is a bomb, and that he has several bombs hidden in his house?"

I'll go! Luo Weixi almost laughed out loud: it seems that Materazzi's English level is really not good, and his ordinary trash words can actually be heard to mean this. And then...... Rovich's face also changed, and he suddenly remembered that Zidane seemed to be of Algerian descent, and the bomb, North African...... That inextricably linked relationship......

Oops! I'm going to do bad things with good intentions! Luo Weixi secretly complained in his heart.

Sure enough, Zidane ignored the fact that the game had resumed on the field, and lashed out at Roweich: "I warn you, whether you mean it or not, from now on, shut your stinky mouth honestly for me, if you dare to talk nonsense again, I will beat you on the court in front of 70,000 people." ”

The enemy was stronger than expected, and in the second encounter, Rovich was defeated by Materazzi. Not only that, but this unsuccessful provocation also had a great impact on Luo Weixi.

The most immediate effect is that his possession of the ball has decreased, since this provocation, Zidane's every share has been distributed to Malouda on the left or Thierry Henry in the middle, and Rovich on the right he did not even look at it.

Another obvious effect is that after this provocation, Zidane's heart has become more impetuous. His scramblings grew bigger and bigger, and he even tackled Cannavaro for no apparent reason in a pointless scramble at the back in Italy, for which he paid the price for a yellow card.

Just when things were getting more and more difficult to manage, Luo Weixi discovered an even more chilling problem: the time limit for this mission was 100 minutes, and the two halves totaled 90 minutes plus a 15-minute break at halftime, so that by the end of the game, the time would reach 105 minutes, and 105 minutes meant overtime!

The consequence of the timeout is simple, Rovich will be transformed into a hybrid of Ribery and himself due to the temporal distortion. Thinking about Ribery's amazing scar, Rovich even has the heart to die.

Look at the time on the scene, it is already the 29th minute of the second half, which is converted into 11 minutes before the timeout, 11 minutes of time, do you want to give up the task and go home or play again? Luo Weixi was caught in a dilemma.

The French were still running desperately, and although Zidane was not emotionally stable, he still tried his best to defend or organize the attack, and from time to time he took the time to loudly encourage his teammates: "Guys, run for me!" This is my last national team game and I don't want to leave any regrets! ”

It was his last international game and he had to work harder than anyone else.

Rovich finally understood why Zidane lost control in his last game, not that Materazzi's words were too hurtful, nor that the 34-year-old Zidane's personality was too immature, but that Zidane cared too much about his last national team game.

Regardless of the outcome of the game, Zidane is qualified to play his last international game, and I have to help him fulfill that wish! Luo Weixi did not hesitate any longer, he made a decisive choice.

But how can you help him? Rovich looked at Vieira in the backfield, and then at Henry the Great, who was still pressing in the front, and he thought of Henry the Great's words at halftime: If there are only two people in the world who can control Materazzi, Vieira is definitely one of them.

And a killer feature! Rovich decided to pluck up the courage to ask Vieira for advice.

Taking advantage of a substitution, Rovich was finally able to get close to Patrick Vieira in the midfield position, with nine minutes to go until timeout.

Rovich expressed his thoughts to Vieira succinctly: "What kind of provocation can punish Materazzi? ”

Vieira was panting for breath, and when he heard this, he laughed on the spot, and pointed up that terrible finger and said, "What did he offend you, why did you want to kill him?" ”

Luo Weixi wanted to tell Materazzi about his constant provocation of Zidane, but then he thought about it: What if a person as arrogant as Zidane refuses to admit it or does not appreciate it? Thinking of this, he decided to put the matter on his head.

He told Vieira that Materazzi had been greeting his immediate family since the first half, with all the bones and organs all over his body, and that as a man of good blood, he was about to take it anymore and wanted a strong response before the end of the game.

"I hope you can help me." Luo Weixi said sincerely.

Patrick Vieira's answer surprised Rovich, saying: "This is football, you have to face these things once you get on the pitch, you can never escape them. ”

This made Luo Weixi a little impressed with Vieira: this man is terrible when he pranks and teases his teammates, but he is not unscrupulous when he treats these off-board moves on the court, and he can be called a tough guy.

But appreciation is appreciation, this matter can't just end like this, Luo Weixi is in a dilemma again.

Fortunately, Vieira saw his confusion and continued: "If you insist on revenge on him, I can also teach you a way, but ......" He paused: "If you use this method, you may become a mortal enemy with Materazzi from now on, and in serious cases, you may become a public enemy of all Italy......"

"So serious?" Luo Weixi was frightened by his words: "Then what are you talking about?" Why don't you talk about it and let me make a decision first. ”

"I'll teach you a word, a word to say in Italian." Vieira said: "If you tell Materazzi this, he will not be able to stand it." As for what the details of this sentence are......" Vieira smiled mysteriously: "I won't tell you. ”

"Have you figured out how to learn this?" Vieira asked.