[274] Husband, wife

How popular is Zhen Lang in magic?

Just take a look at the polls on today's official forum.

Since the debate over who is the number one idol brother in the telecom region appeared last week, someone took the opportunity to make a voting post.

The vote reads as follows –

A: Support the fifth elder brother.

B: Support the Toilet Mystery Emperor.

C: Neither is supported.

D: I'm here to make soy sauce.

On Children's Day, 30% of the people supported the fifth elder brother of the royal family, 30% supported the mysterious emperor of the toilet, 15% chose C, and 25% of the people really came to make soy sauce...... But since Zhen Lang got the 3S achievement, this vote has changed. Last night, I got the first kill of the whole server in the Dark Labyrinth, and there was a bigger change.

As of noon today, the number of people who support the fifth elder brother of the royal family is still 30%, and the support rate of the deputies to the Nirvana Rebirth People's Congress has soared to 39% all of a sudden, and many people who stay on the sidelines or play soy sauce have become fans of the first idol brother of Telecom 2.

According to the in-depth analysis of the forum moderator, there are four reasons why the mysterious emperor of the toilet has become popular.

First, he has one more 3S achievement than the fifth elder brother of the royal family, which has set a new record in the telecommunications region.

Second, in multiple level 20 dungeon boss battles, he ranked first on the TOP list in DPS, surpassing the fifth elder brother.

Third, he led a new district guild and got the first kill of the dark labyrinth that the old district guild didn't get, and wrote history.

Fourth, the mysterious emperor of the toilet is as his name suggests, it is too mysterious, and countless people are full of curiosity about him.

It is precisely for these four reasons that the Magic Operations Department hopes that Shu Fuya will interview the idol brother once.

Such an interview, at first glance, seems to help Zhen Lang become famous, but it is actually to help magic do publicity. Zhen Lang, a college student who was once not famous in school, can create miracles in magic, which is inspirational enough in itself. His story was played out in the interview, which is equivalent to making a big advertisement for Magic, which will attract more players to join the Magic family.

In addition, Shu Fuya personally has three reasons why she must interview Zhen Lang.

The first reason, Very's reality, the ratings of the show, is directly linked to her bonus.

The second reason is also very real. It is true that Shu Fuya is among the four goddess anchors in the game industry, but she is not the first sister of the game channel. Hua Dan, the former leader of the game channel, is also one of the four goddess anchors, named Hua Qianzi, this twenty-nine-year-old girl has a very high point of masturbation, both the temperament of a royal sister and the charm of a young woman, and there are quite a lot of fans who support her.

For the throne of the first sister of the game channel, the competition between Shu Fuya and Hua Qianzi has reached a fever pitch. If you can interview the mysterious emperor of the toilet who has become hot recently, the ratings of "Xiaoya Have a Date" are very hopeful to crush another ace program of the game channel, "Game World of a Thousand Times", and then Shufuya's status in the rivers and lakes will also reach a higher level.

The last reason is that Shufuya is fighting for dignity.

Twice in a row, he took the initiative to send it to the door, but was ruthlessly rejected, this kind of thing has never happened in Shufuya's life. She vowed to interview Zhen Lang and dig out some in-depth gossip.

For example, there was a rumor on the forum recently that the Mysterious Emperor of the Toilet mentally defeated the Supreme Dharma God, causing "Brother Fa" to commit suicide and send benefits...... Shufuya knows very well what a selling point there is in this. As long as you can interview Zhen Lang once, the ratings will definitely be outstanding.

Looking at Zhen Lang's distant back, Shu Fuya swore at first.

Gradually, her eyes became a little strange.

She saw a radiant girl coming over, holding Zhen Lang's hand, and the two walked away happily.

At that moment, Shu Fuya didn't know how to do it, and an unspeakable loss suddenly surged in her heart.

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"Leader, you actually came here today to pick me up from class?"

On the path of the campus, Zhen Lang looked flattered.

Shui Mi'er didn't buy it: "Don't change the topic, I had a good chat with Shu Fuya just now, right?" ”

Zhen Lang: "No, it's still a cliché, I didn't promise her about the interview." ”

Shui Mi'er showed a mischievous and cute smile: "Don't be scared like this, I believe in you." Actually, you might as well go to her interview. Now some people in the school say that you are close to me, and there are various analyses in the WeChat circle of friends about how you were raised by me, which makes my sister embarrassed. Uncle, you have to prove your strength. ”

Zhen Lang: "Hearing you say this, I'm more calm, there's no need to prove it." ”

Honey: "Well, I continue to respect your human rights. ”

Zhen Lang smiled: "Go to the cafeteria at noon, or eat outside?" ”

Honey: "Go outside, call your roommates out, I'll invite them." ”

Zhen Lang: "Didn't I say that I would invite them to supper at night, why did you invite them at noon?" ”

"You said it yourself, you have to accompany me when you don't go to class in the future. That way, you won't have time to spend with your brothers. Shui Mi'er said, the whole person was almost in his body, and muttered: "Let's not be so heterosexual and inhumane, anyway, you have classes in the afternoon, let's call them to eat together at noon, it's good for everyone to chat." ”

Zhen Lang was moved: "Or are you careful and thoughtful than me, is that called the eldest sister?" ”

Shui Mi'er hurriedly shook her head: "You can't call her, she still has opinions about me, I'm afraid she will scold me." Call her again at night, when the time comes, Sister Qingyu will also be there, and the female hooligan will definitely pretend to be literary and artistic in front of Sister Qingyu, and she shouldn't scold me. ”

"Okay, that's it." Zhen Lang said, and called the stationmaster coaxingly: "Fourth master, call those two goods, brother, please ...... No, it's Senior Sister Xiaomi, please rub it off! ”

The stationmaster on the other end of the phone was very excited: "You can have this, brother, what do you have for lunch?" ”

Zhen Lang said aggressively: "Everyone has stayed up late in the past two days, it's time to gnaw a few pig's trotters to replenish energy." ”

The stationmaster was even more excited: "OK, years? Killing pigs with knives? Wait, let's kill it quickly! ”

When Zhen Lang hung up the phone, he found that Shui Mi'er was looking at him speechlessly.

Zhen Lang said six words: "What is your reaction?" ”

Shui Mi'er only said three words: "Another pig's trotters?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Isn't it okay?" ”

Honey succumbed: "It's not impossible......"

Zhen Lang suddenly felt like an uncle, brushed the hair in front of his forehead, and said with great interest: "It is estimated that it will take twenty minutes for that group of animals to get up and wash, you tell me about the play first, what are we going to play today?" ”

Shui Mi'er: "Don't pretend to be humble and ask for advice, you just want the big benefits I promised you last night, right?" ”

Zhen Lang smiled: "You found out, what is the role that made me very cool?" ”

Shui Mier: "The plot setting is like this, we play a couple who have been dating for a long time and have a deep relationship. ”

Zhen Lang's eyes lit up: "You've been dating for a long time, and your feelings are very deep?" Isn't that, then...... Isn't it to open a house? ”

"Pervert!" Shui Mi'er pinched him, and her big beautiful eyes glared at him with considerable contempt, and said hatefully: "Can't you be a little purer?" Big villain, what about the boy who blushed when he was pure and sunny, you give him back to me! ”

Zhen Lang looked sad: "The young man who blushed in the pure sunshine before has returned to his pure planet. I said that you women are really, I think when I was pure, you scolded me every day for wood. Now that I have finally opened my mind, made progress, and have a certain ideological awareness, you scold me for not being pure, am I easy? ”

Shui Mi'er: "Are you firing a map cannon and hitting all the women in one shot?" ”

Zhen Lang was confident: "I'm right about things and not people, I'm reasoning with you with facts." Do you think that a couple of men and women who have been dating for a long time will take at least two or three years, right? And they still have a deep relationship, which makes it even more necessary to have a story. According to the conventional routine, a couple of men and women who have been dating for two or three years and still have a deep relationship, if they don't go to open a house, are they still earthlings? ”

Shui Mi'er was actually persuaded by him: "What you say also has some truth, but can't there be anything else besides opening a house?" ”

Zhen Lang: "You give me some task tips, what else do you mean?" ”

Honey: "Spiritual stuff." ”

Zhen Lang: "I'm confused, give me some hints." ”

Honey: "For example, something that has accumulated over time. ”

Zhen Lang was even more confused: "Sister, you directly made me doubt my IQ." ”

Shui Mier: "Stupid to death, after the accumulation of time, there will definitely be spiritual sublimation." For example, the way we call each other will also change, which is a natural change. When you hear this title, you can recall a time. ”

Zhen Lang suddenly realized, patted his head and said: "I understand, just like those old people, calling their spouses old wives, which represents decades of marriage contracts?" ”

Honey: "You're not stupid enough to get home, that's pretty much what it means." ”

Zhen Lang suddenly became interested: "Received, I will be able to enter the play immediately." One last question about the setting, we are a couple who have been dating for a long time and have a deep relationship today, what should you call me? ”

Shui Mi'er's little face suddenly turned red, and her voice was very soft, revealing shyness: "Husband......"

Zhen Lang was stunned for a moment, trembling all over, and said in amazement: "What? ”

Shui Mi'er plucked up the courage to raise her head and amplified the volume: "Husband! ”

At that moment, Zhen Lang was full of cows.

He felt as if he had been waiting 10,000 years in a pitch-black world, just to wait for this day.

This kind of pure spiritual impact is even stronger than the pure physical impact of being masqueezed for the first time in the bathroom.

His body continued to tremble, his face turned a little red, and he said weakly with some embarrassment: "Wife." ”

When he said these two words, a man and a woman were completely involved in the play.

Shui Mi'er stood on tiptoe and kissed him, and said tenderly: "Good husband." ”

Zhen Lang also kissed her on the mouth, and said affectionately: "Good wife." ”

Shui Mi'er kissed him again and said mischievously: "Bad husband." ”

Zhen Lang also kissed her and fought back: "Bad wife." ”

Honey changed the game's settings: "You can't be the same as me. ”

Zhen Lang agreed: "Okay, let's make a move." ”

Honey: "Stupid husband." ”

Idol brother: "Fool's wife." ”

Shui Mi'er's belly black attribute was activated, and she said willfully: "You can't do this, your prefix means the opposite." ”

Zhen Lang felt very pressured: "You make a move first, I'll try." ”

Shui Mi'er: "I call you stupid husband, how do you take it?" ”

Zhen Lang almost burst into tears: "Smart wife? ”

Honey: "Well, you're not stupid. ”

Zhen Lang cried: "It's not good, why is it always me who suffers?" ”

Shui Mi'er said angrily: "You still suffer? Don't expect me to help you with my hands tonight! ”

Zhen Lang gave in: "Wife, I was wrong, in fact, it is always you who suffers." ”

Shui Mi'er: "Then continue to take it, bad husband." ”

Zhen Lang: "Good wife." ”

Honey: "Stinky husband." ”

Zhen Lang: "Wife." ”

Honey: "Lewd husband." ”

Zhen Lang: "Innocent wife." ”

Shui Mier: "Shameless, lewd and obscene husband." ”

Idol brother: "A noble, upper-class and innocent wife." ”

Shui Mier: "Evil black-bellied and tsundere husband." ”

Zhen Lang wiped a handful of tears, and said with a sad face: "Kind, innocent and kind wife......"

In the midday sun, the plants on the boulevard of the campus are photosynthesizing.

Men and women standing in a pile of green plants are also carrying out photosynthesis with emotional sublimation.

A man and a woman tossed like this for half an hour, and they were very happy.

· (To be continued.) )