Chapter 217: Double Squirt
Ah Yu clicked out the exit screen, reluctantly looked at the 5 kills displayed on the screen, couldn't bear to turn off the screen, and stared at the computer stupidly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Suddenly, a small square popped up in the lower right corner, Ah Yuding saw that someone had added his friend, and he hesitated and decided to refuse, this number is not his own, and it is not good to add a friend, it seems troublesome. Ah Yu turned it off casually.,It's estimated that I want to add a friend to play with me when I see that I'm playing well.,If it was changed to before, Ah Yu must have agreed to the farts and then double-row together.,But now the vision is high.,Every time you finish the game, you take the initiative to add friends, in addition to being really strong.,Ah Yu generally refuses.,It's not the reason for the coldness.,But if you don't refuse, there are too many friends every time.,Or it's all full in a few days.。
But today this person seems to have good perseverance, and after being rejected, he added friends again. Now Ah Yu is happy, under normal circumstances, as long as he refuses once, everyone will retreat in spite of the difficulties, but I didn't expect this person to be more and more frustrated. Ah Yu was also curious, glanced at this person with such strong perseverance, and laughed, thinking who it was, it turned out to be the assistant robot. Ah Yu was happy.,This game is over.,I'm going to continue to add friends to spray.,Isn't it a little too much?,Ah Yu refused again.,Anyway, the game is over and I don't expect to meet it next time.,What's more, it's still a low-level player and the gap between himself is too far.。
But this robot is like a dead reason, and after seeing the rejection, it still doesn't give up and chooses to add friends again. Ah Yu looked at the Add Friends bar that popped up again, and it was also a big head, what are you going to do, you must find a chance to scold it back, is it not fun to spray in the game, and I want to continue to spray offline! Ah Yu was also a little speechless in the face of the persevering person, and finally couldn't resist this robot, and clicked to agree, wanting to see what this robot was going to do, as long as there was a slight sign of swearing, he would immediately be blacklisted.
As soon as Ah Yu clicked agree, the chat bar over there lit up, "Great God, you are finally willing to add my friend!" I'm so happy! I'm a little excited! ”
"What do you want to do, I didn't die once in the last game, don't spray, otherwise I'll block you immediately!" Ah Yu asked vigilantly, I don't want to find someone uncomfortable during the New Year.
"No, no, how can it, I like this when I see something that doesn't like it, it's not aimed at you, I'm just this bad temper, and besides, I didn't come to apologize to you, it's not like I didn't notice it at first, I'm sorry."
"Don't, don't be courteous or thief, what do you want to do?" Ah Yu didn't believe that someone had ended the game and came to apologize, how could there be such a high-quality person now. In Ah Yu's impression, that is, players like him are worthy of being high-quality players, at least they haven't scolded people in the game for a long time, but it's fun to scold people in the game, as long as the hand speed is fast, it is definitely able to top a few!
Ah Yu showed a lewd smile, and then immediately adjusted his state, coughing awkwardly a few times to hide the evil in his heart. This side can't be seen by others, he is now a tall image in front of Xiao Wu!
Seeing Ah Yu's words, the other side quickly replied: "It's okay, it's okay!" ”
"I'll start the game if it's okay! Bye! "Since it's okay, Ah Yu is relieved, it seems that he is too cautious, and he is a little bit of a villain's belly, although this robot is probably not a good person.
Seeing that Ah Yu was about to start the game again, the robot couldn't sit still, and hurriedly typed: "Don't, great god, there is something to do, see if you can take me to play, the promotion just now was successful, you see that you will take me to play a game, rest assured, you can also see my assistance, guarantee the leverage, it will definitely not hold you back!" ”
Ah Yu was speechless for a while when he saw it, the attitude of this auxiliary robot changed a little quickly, and he was arrogant to send people to the head before, but now he has begun to hold his thighs and refuse to lose them, he is simply a wall grass, and there is no principle of being a man at all. No, before Ah Yu refused, the man continued to plead.
"Your typing speed is okay! Sure enough, it can accompany your name! Ah Yu looked at the words that kept jumping and flashing on the screen, and had a little headache, and then looked at this person's ID, "the first spray in the country", it really deserves its name, Ah Yu thinks that a single dog like him who has been single for 20 years does not have this first spray.
"That's, that's, God, I'm telling you, I'm a novelwriter, and I usually count on code words to make money, and you say my typing speed is not fast! Haha,I won't let you take me for free.,In the future, if you're in the game.,If you see anyone upset, just tell me.,I can definitely help you spray him to doubt life.,I can spray him until he quits the game.,How about it.,This deal is fair and just! ”
"Come on, I don't have this habit, this number is not mine, and it's useless if you add it. I'm building the game and pulling you right! Ah Yu is also convinced, since he has already said this, he will not refuse again, such an enthusiastic person Ah Yu is also the first time to see, if Ah Yu still refuses, it will be a little too hypocritical.
"Okay! Quick, do you want to open the voice? ”
"Uh, forget it, so be it!" Ah Yu was also a little overwhelmed by such an enthusiastic attitude, and quickly opened the game to pull Xiao Wu and the first spray in.
"Great god, are you here to bring the trumpet?,It's definitely ah.,There's another person who is the captain of the last game.,It's too pit.,Even 3 buckets、4 even barrels won't be put down.,Being with you is simply a drag on you.,But fortunately, I have to assist you in this game.,Guarantee that the next road will penetrate the opposite side!" Then the first spray suddenly realized that he had said this, since the two of them were in a double row, it was definitely wrong for him to intervene and say this kind of thing, and immediately changed his words: "Captain, I didn't mean you, the main thing in the game is jungler, I have seen a few times that you can kill the opposite tsar alone, it's all that blind man's bad thing, so how important it is to say a good jungler!" I don't blame you, I don't blame you! ”
This product is a self-cooked, whoever is caught has to be polite with whom, if it wasn't for him being sprayed in the last game, Ah Yu would have wondered if it was a different person, and the contrast between before and after was too great.
Who knew that Xiao Wu was actually a person with such a character, he didn't mind the ridicule of the first spray at all, and he was already chatting happily with the first spray after a while, just like an old friend who hadn't seen him for many years, or the two of them were born to be people all the way, a raccoon dog. In the spare time waiting for the game to start, the two of them shamelessly added friends to each other, and then began to discuss how to carry out various squirting skills in the game. Ah Yu was speechless for a while, not knowing if he had done the right thing by pulling them in, and he felt that he had done something wrong.
In the next few games, Ayu found that he really did something wrong today, and it was a big mistake, the opponents encountered in the next few games were not as strong as the previous one, and they were all quickly defeated, and then the first spray and Xiao Wu began to talk about all kinds of typing, and they did their best to mock and despise each other, and the game generally didn't go to 20 minutes before the opposite side began to hang up, half of the credit is due to Ayu's strength, There is also a small part of the reason that the player on the opposite side can't stand being ridiculed by Xiao Wu and the first spray, and the hand speed is too slow to type and counterattack, and the opponent who wants to quarrel is not at all a level, rather than being humiliated there, it is better to directly push off the game, out of sight and out of mind.
After a few victories, Ah Yu was completely defeated, Xiao Wu and the first spray had already opened the voice communication, listening to the chatter of the two people, Ah Yu was so irritable, and finally had to end the game directly, and sat quietly aside.
However, Xiao Wu and the first spray's interest did not fade so easily, and without Ah Yu, the two of them began to rank the double spray even more unscrupulously. (To be continued.) )