Laziness is a realm!

Being lazy is not that you don't do things, but that the world is in a hurry, and I am comfortable at leisure. Therefore, only people who know how to enjoy life have a taste for laziness!

Being lazy is not not not working hard, but spending more time paving the way for laziness. Therefore, only diligent people have the right to be lazy!

Being lazy is not that you can't do it well, but that you can simplify it and go straight to the point to find a way to be lazy. Therefore, only smart people are qualified to be lazy!

Mu Xing pressed the start button of the computer, lit a cigarette, nestled into the sofa, threw off the shoes on his feet, and waited quietly for the computer to turn on.

A pleasant ringtone rang, and he reluctantly straightened up and pulled out the phone that was pressed under him. Glance at the caller ID, press the answer button, lean back on the couch, and hold the phone to your chest – so you don't have to hold it up to talk.

"Say!" The pastor opened his mouth slowly, his eyes staring straight at the ceiling.

"I'm rubbing! Eldest brother! Can you take away your half-dead energy? On the other end of the line came a voice with a blushing face.

"Say ——!" Mu Xing closed his eyes, his voice was a little longer, and his tone was a little heavier, if the other party continued to be unnutritious, Mu Xing was ready to hang up the phone.

"Level up. Full level in a week, 600 yuan, plus 7 point cards. Do you want to do it? I don't know if the person on the other side understands the temper of the pastor, or is too lazy to talk nonsense with him, in short, he decisively pinched out all the fixed supplements, and even omitted the subject-verb-object, and only said a few key words.

This kind of conversation Mu Xing liked, and he replied without thinking: "Deleted his account!" Fifty yuan to buy an unbound account, thirty yuan to change the name. It was done in an hour. ”

At the end, the shepherd added: "I want eight hundred!" ”

"Rub! Eight hundred in one sentence? The customer doesn't give enough, and I have to give you a poster? Eldest brother! It's too condescending for you not to rob! There was a loud protest on the other end of the line, but it sounded a bit fake.

"Boosting is worth six hundred, and I know how to easily earn this money is worth eight hundred." For 800 yuan, Mu Xing had to say two more words to make his words clear: "You are a master with a tail that is better than a monkey, don't pretend not to listen to me here!" ”

"Gotcha! Big brother, I was wrong! The money will be there when you get back! The person on the other side was silent for a few seconds, hehe laughed twice, mastered this method, and there was no need to ask Mu Xing if there was a substitute training job in the future, he knew that he had earned it.

Put down the phone, and the computer boot up is just done.

Mu Xing sat up, moved his neck left and right, crossed his ten fingers and pressed back, and there was a crackling sound in the joints, at this time, his eyes swept away the previous laziness, and even his expression became serious, as if he had changed people in a blink of an eye.

The mouse flies across the screen, the fingers are tapping quickly on the keyboard, the familiar game interface, the familiar script interface, the familiar trading interface, the familiar chat interface......

Sweeping, buyout, pressing, replenishing...... The pastor began his daily life as a goblin.

This game has long been eaten by the herdsman, and even if a new expansion is announced, it will be a change of soup. Pastors who don't have a challenge turn their attention to scalping, and there are many people who do similar things in this game.

People who do business in the game are called goblins, and Makiyo is one of the many goblins.

The number of in-game coins in the account is constantly beating, and the public channel has started daily abuse again.

【Trading Channel】Tycoon: Uncle's! It's starting to press the goods again, and you can't let people sell something?

【Trading Channel】Conscientious snail: Ya must be opened, it is impossible for someone to press the goods so fast.

【Trading Channel】Lao Tzu once lived: Lao Tzu's mouse was on fire, and it was not as fast as this.

【Trading Channel】Acacia boiled edamame: The old lady wants to find the GM to complain.

Looking at the complaints in the chat channel, Mu Xing knocked down a line.

【Trading Channel】Zero: Sell commercial goblin plug-ins, overturn the whole market in seconds, and let you dominate the auction house. Based on the built-in script of the game, non-plug-in, not afraid of checking. Wait for the money to marry a daughter-in-law, cut the bird and sell it, as long as 10,000 RMB.

【Trading Channel】Acacia Boiled Edamame: ......

【Trading Channel】Fleshy Cactus: Show off! Show off with red flutter!

【Trading Channel】Izuku used his fingers: I'll give out a dollar!

No one did the thing of buying a plug-in for 10,000 yuan, and Mu Xing didn't expect to really sell it, he just wanted to make competitors anxious. It's a dark thing to see a lot of competitors send you private messages about bargaining and ignore them completely.

It took more than two weeks to make this plugin, writing scripts, testing, and making changes...... Makiyo once imagined that if he had been so attentive in high school, he might be able to get into a better university.

When the plug-in is finalized, many manual operations are performed by the plug-in, and the human hand can never compare to the computer's calculations - fast, accurate, and non-corrupt.

【Trading Channel】Lao Tzu once lived: solemnly announced one thing: zero is a bastard! Attribution is the turtle, that is, the king eight, zero, is 0, that is, the egg. So, zero is a bastard!

【Trading Channel】Acacia boiled edamame: The old lady smiled quietly.

【Trading Channel】A pound of moonlight: the sun is over, you are really talented!

【Trading Channel】Tycoon: Sit back and wait for the return to zero......

[Trading Channel] specializes in all kinds of dissatisfaction: return to zero, you just forget it, I look down on you!

After the herd announced the plug-in information, for a while, the chat channel became lively, and the days passed that made the chat channel boil. The goblins who were familiar with each other were all in a posture of provocative stance, and they actively worked hard to pile up firewood, lest the fire between the pasture and the sun pass would not burn.

What would the pastor say about such a provocation?

In front of the computer, the corner of Mu Xing's mouth twitched disdainfully, and he gently spit out seven words: "****!" ”

The dialog box opens, and the herder starts typing. Soon after, his statement appeared on the chat channel.

【Trading Channel】Zero: The day is over! You are a ——, stupid X stupid two hundred and five, an idiot with a weak mind and flat feet, chasing Yamamoto fifty dogs from afar, and a pig closer than Junizumi Koizumi.

【Trading Channel】Acacia boiled edamame: The old lady smiled quietly again.

[Trading Channel] One minute cheap smile: the battle is neat, rhymes, and returns to zero!

【Trading Channel】The Wind Blows the Ass and the Ass is Cool: Downstairs SB!

【Trading Channel】Thunderbolt Back: Upstairs Solution!

【Trading Channel】Tycoon: ......

【Trading Channel】Specializing in all kinds of dissatisfaction:......

【Trading Channel】Zero:......

【Trading Channel】Lao Tzu once lived:......

【Trading Channel】Thunderbolt Back: Fart, wash it and wait for me!

【Trading Channel】Acacia Boiled Edamame: ......

Time flies by in buying, selling, chatting and farting, and a few hours have passed in a blink of an eye, and Mu Xing has also turned off the computer and returned to a lazy image.

That's part of the pastoral life, the nomad.

In fact, there is another part of the life of the herdsman, and that is the Tomb Flower Lord! Ahem! Well, it's actually the flower seller at the entrance of the cemetery.

No matter what others say, Muxing likes the current state, the business is light, the life is leisurely, the air is fresh, and the atmosphere is quiet.

Changing into sportswear and sneakers, Makiyuki left his own small shop, and before dinner, it was time for a daily jog. The cemetery is about 6,000 meters in turn, and it takes about 40 minutes to run down, and even though he is very addicted to online games, Mu Xing still maintains the habit of exercising every day.

"Yo! Is the shepherd going for a run? Be careful, don't get caught by the female ghost! ”

There are three more flower basket businesses adjacent to the animal husbandry, among which Sister Yu is the one who likes to chat with the animal husbandry the most, I heard that she has a husband, but the animal husbandry has been here for half a year, and she has never seen the man appear.

"Sister Yu, if you want to arrest me, you don't have to pretend to be a female ghost, leave a door for me to go over at night." Without waiting for the words to finish, Mu Xing sped up and ran out, and Sister Yu's laughter and scolding came from behind.

Today's weather is a little gloomy, and the wind is blowing, seeing that the mountain rain is about to come and the rhythm of the wind is full of buildings, but this can not stop the herding, it is the hot season, and a little rain can not get gonorrhea. What's more, jogging in the rain is more poetic (2) meaning (B).

Jogging along the bluestone road in the cemetery, soon, small raindrops fell, but these herdsmen did not care, but opened their arms to meet it, quite a bit of madness.

When you can be crazy, you must be crazy, like the residents on the side of the road, they also want to go crazy, but do they come out? Of course, if they did come out, it is estimated that the living people would be crazy.

"Click!" There was a loud bang, and lightning flashed, so that Mu Xing almost fell to his stomach with his head in his hands.

"Nima! Sister Yu is not a widow, is she? If you flirt with it, you will be struck by lightning? ”

The herd stopped and hesitated to take a shortcut to return, running in such a thunderstorm is too dangerous, in case he is unlucky enough to hit a thunderstorm...... It can be buried on the spot.

"Damn, what's the situation?"

Just as the herd hesitated, a fire lit up a few dozen meters away, apparently a tree in the cemetery was ignited by the lightning fire. The cemetery is planted with pines and cypresses, and the resin is very thick, once a large area of fire is unimaginable, there is no need to think about it, and the herdsman hurriedly ran and rushed up.

The situation was not serious, it was indeed a pine tree that caught fire, but by the time the herd arrived, it had basically been extinguished by the rain, and only a few branches without water were still beeping and burning. To be on the safe side, the herdsman broke off the still burning branch and extinguished it with a few strokes in the muddy water.

"Brother also made a return to Laining, and he also hung up the lottery!" Mu Xing looked at his hand, and when he folded the pine branch just now, he scraped a few shallow holes, which were now flushing with wisps of red, mixed with the contaminated muddy water.

"It's a shame that no one has seen such a great deed, let alone reported it! You guys missed the opportunity to interview the heroes. ”

The herd sighed and wiped the muddy water from his hands on the tombstone beside him.

The tombstone is engraved with "Luo Tianyu's Tomb", when the muddy water on the hand of the herd touches the word "Tianyu" on the stele, the tombstone suddenly glows with a hazy white light, and the whole person of the herdsman is enveloped in it.

And then...... There is no then. The herd vanished, and just so abruptly disappeared in front of the tombstone.

The rain was still falling, the charred branches lay quietly on the ground, the cemetery was silent, no one saw the herding disappearing, even if anyone was sleeping in the tomb, no amount of thunder or rain could wake them up.