readx; 300、299、298…… The countdown officially began, and Luo Weixi and Lin Darong walked out of the bathroom one after the other. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Lin Darong looked very excited, firstly, his son was very healthy both mentally and physically, and he did not have the kind of habits he was worried about; The second is that it has been a long time since he and his son have done the same thing in unison like this.

He remembers the last time father and son worked together was at Euro 2004. At that time, in order to win the right to watch the live broadcast at midnight from Luo's mother, the father and son worked together to collude with their grandparents and Luo's mother's best friends, and successfully tricked Luo's mother into living in her mother's house for a whole month.

It is rare that Luo's mother was not angry after knowing this, and she said something that moved Lin Darong: I would rather him stay at home and watch the game than to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble. Since then, Luo's mother has simply formed a habit: every time there is an international competition, she simply goes back to her parents' house to live.

It has been more than nine years since 2004, and in the past nine years, father and son have never worked together like this until today.

"Baby." Lin Darong said, his tone trembling with excitement: "I enjoy the feeling of doing things with you. ”

"Me too, Dad, I hope we go well this time." Luo Weixi was a little absent-minded, and when he walked out of the bathroom, he found that Henry was not in his seat and did not know where he had gone.

Lin Darong hadn't found out about this situation yet, he continued: "Don't worry, my father hasn't seen any big winds and waves, this kind of thing is just a trivial matter for me." ”

After saying this, the two of them stopped in unison and looked at each other with wide eyes. Both of them discovered that from the moment they walked out of the bathroom door, Lin Darong's mouth was no longer Chinese, but pure London English.

Although Gao Yu said: once the substitution is successful, he will have everything that the substitute will have, including football skills and language. But this time the situation is a little different, the person Lin Darong replaced is himself, he himself can't even speak a word of English, is it because he appeared in London that he thinks he is British?

Luo Weixi felt that the situation was a little tricky: this question could not be asked clearly by Gao Yu now. When you go to the bathroom, you will speak English, which is a situation that only occurs in science fiction, in order not to cause more trouble, and absolutely not let this kind of thing happen in reality, he decided to let Lin Darong pretend to be dumb.

Lin Darong also understands the seriousness of the matter, he is trying hard to speak back Chinese, unfortunately, the result of the effort is the same as Luo Weixi's before, his tongue just can't break.

After listening to Luo Weixi's suggestion to "pretend to be dumb", he was still very resistant, but fortunately, he agreed after weighing it again and again.

The two returned to their seats. Henry hadn't returned yet, the contents of his plate had barely moved, Anelka was still eating, and Wenger was whispering something to Vieira. Luo Weixi and Lin Darong had a thought in their minds almost at the same time: Could it be that Wenger was trying to reconcile Vieira and Anelka?

They must not be reconciled, I must stop them! Rovich picked up the goblet, approached Vieira and Arsene Wenger, and said, "Come on, come on, it's rare to have a meal together, let's have a drink!" Taking the opportunity to get close to the two, he heard Arsene Wenger seem to say something like this: the big picture is important.

Arsene Wenger seemed a little upset by his toast, but he raised his goblet and gently clinked glasses with him.

Vieira said the opposite, he said with a big grin: "This cup can't be touched, didn't your relatives say that if I drink a glass and he will drink half a bottle, if you clink glasses with me, he will have to drink half a bottle." ”

Lin Darong wanted to touch the wine bottle when he heard it, but he was so anxious that Luo Weixi stepped on his feet under the table to give up, and Vieira was so happy to slap the table and laugh.

Vieira said: "Your relative is actually very funny, he first poured me a glass of wine, and then he took the bottle and clinked glasses with me, and before I could finish it, he grunted half a bottle down." By the way, he just taught me Chinese......" Vieira said, holding up the bottle: "He said that in China it is called 'You shuttle a nest of high backs'." ”

What the hell is this Chinese, Luo Weixi looked at Lin Darong. Lin Darong almost said something in a hurry, but fortunately he finally controlled it, well, for a long time, he picked up the pen and wrote on the paper: What I said was "You are free, I cheer".

Luo Weixi was a little crazy, just when he went into the bathroom by himself, Lin Darong made so many tricks, God knows how many strange things he did before, he wrote on the paper: From now on, you will watch quietly, don't interfere again. moved the note to Lin Darong again.

Lin Darong nodded after seeing the note, but he looked quite disappointed.

At this time, Wenger stood up and said to Rovich: "I have something to talk about with Nikola (Anelka), and I will be out of company first. With that, he pulled Anelka aside.

As Wenger walked away, Rovich asked Vieira: "What did you just say?" What a mysterious look. ”

Vieira said: "What else, the old man [Arsene Wenger] said that Adams is getting older and his playing time will definitely be limited, and wants me to take over the captaincy gradually......

"He didn't tell you about Henry's transfer?" Rovich asked, he wasn't concerned about whether Adams was old or not.

Vieira said: "No, even if Henry wants to transfer, it will be in the summer, it's the sprint period of the league, how can the old man say such a thing. The old man wanted me to take over as captain, but I didn't really want to, I was too tired to be captain......"

"Did Wenger say anything about Anelka?" Luo Weixi interrupted Vieira again, after all, whether Vieira was the captain or not was not what he wanted to care about.

Vieira stopped talking, his brow furrowed, and he squinted sideways at Rovig, who realized that he had interrupted Vieira twice in a row. With Vieira's fiery personality of picking up the second child if he doesn't agree with each other, he will definitely be very disgusted by his own approach, and maybe he will have to dig out the second child to himself next.

Luo Weixi felt a burst of fear, he quickly tried to remedy, he said: "Actually, it's not bad to be the captain, you are a natural domineering person, and the captain will definitely be afraid of you three points when the opposing player wears the armband." ”

"I don't want to do this thankless job." Vieira's face improved slightly: "As the captain, you have to take care of the locker room, and sometimes you have to talk to your teammates who are emotional, do you think I seem to be talking to my heart?" If anyone has emotions, I will slam them with a fist, and I don't care if I talk about it or not. Vieira didn't reveal anything substantial.

If you want to dig out more fierce material from his mouth, the best way is to slowly coax him first, Luo Weixi continued to pat his ass: "Don't joke, just like you, who dares to have emotions, if I were your teammate, I would definitely not have emotions." ”

Vieira curled the corners of his mouth and snorted coldly: "Why not, didn't you see it in the locker room just now, some people always look like the best in the world, I hate this kind of person the most." ”

Vieira seemed to be still angry with Anelka, and Wenger should not have been able to match them yet, and Rovich felt a sigh of relief.

I didn't want Vieira to change his tone and say: "Hey, in fact, I'm the most willing to stand up for my teammates, football is a team sport, no matter how good you are, you can't win alone, especially now that it's the last minute of the league...... The old man said just now, let me focus on the overall situation......"

Finally getting to the point, Rovich pricked up his ears in alarm.

At this time, there was a "snap", a big hand slapped Vieira's shoulder, and one person said: "What are you talking about, talking so energetically." Rovich saw that Henry had come back at some point.

As soon as Henry returned, Vieira immediately stopped the topic, and he kept greeting Henry: "Thierry, what have you been doing for so long, the team doctor Rowe and his relatives are waiting for you to drink." He didn't know that Lin Darong could understand English now, and he kept winking at Luo Weixi as he spoke.

Luo Weixi knew that Vieira was brewing some pranks again, and he must not let Lin Darong drink again, so he quickly stopped Vieira's attempt: "Don't be kidding, my relatives said that he can't drink anymore, he wants to sit by himself and sober up." However, Luo Weixi was still wrong.

"Who said I can't drink anymore!" A shout suddenly sounded out of thin air, and Lin Darong, who had been sitting honestly, suddenly stood up, holding the wine bottle in his hand, and blurted out all the words in English. As soon as these words came out, both Henry and Vieira were stunned.

Luo Weixi was also stunned by this shout, he turned his head to look at Lin Darong, only to find that his dear father was already red and sleepy at this time, and he saw that the alcohol was starting to attack.

Lin Darong dried two bottles of red wine in four mouthfuls, and he didn't feel anything at first, but after sitting for a while, the alcohol began to attack, and people began to enter a state of anger, and all the previous agreements with Luo Weixi were thrown to him in an unknown corner.

Especially the few words that Henry said to Vieira after he came back, he had to pretend that he didn't know why, he obviously wanted to drink, but he could only keep watching. He felt that his life would be completely over if he was like this, so he couldn't help it, and finally stood up and broke out.

Luo Weixi was dumbfounded, the most terrible thing had finally happened, and he didn't know how to clean it up. Henry and Vieira too, they couldn't figure out how this man who had just been so reluctant to even say hello could suddenly speak so fluent English.

Lin Darong looked like he was drunk, and he raised a finger and shook it gently: "You must all be scared by me, don't be afraid, I'll explain to you, you are all played by me." ”