"Guardian of the Gate of the Law," Lin Qing said in a long, mysterious voice as he controlled the strange man, "Don't be confused by false superficial rules, and focus on your inner calling!" Now, wake up! ”

"......," the gatekeeper fell silent for a long time, "what the hell are you talking about?" What kind of thing is the guardian of the Law Gate! ”

"As a Coser, I don't even know how to do the original book!" The strange man blew his nose and said earnestly, "Okay, then let's change the question." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Isn't everyone pursuing the dungeon? Why, I'm the only one here? ”

"Isn't this nonsense......" the corner of the gatekeeper's mouth twitched, "because you're the first to get here......"

"That's not right! That's not right! You should say, 'This line shouldn't be said until the end, right?' 'Something like that! You have to complain in time, idiot! Haven't you noticed that lately there has always been a dull atmosphere for some reason! Lin Qing's voice was fierce.

"Not at all." The gatekeeper looked blank, "Also, you're talking about these things that others don't understand, and I'm going to follow along?" Let me tell you, I really didn't expect that Centurion Wang San would have a leg with Miss Nuhuai-"

"Enough! I throw in the towel! This is the gossip news of many years ago! The strange man looked sad, tears and snot flowed uncontrollably, "How can anyone do this—and besides, the snot of this body has never been controlled!" What the hell is going on, hey! Big brother, don't you go to the hospital to have a look, be careful that the brains come out of the nostrils along with the snot, ahhh What is it? Brains? What to do - quickly stuff it back ......"

The gatekeeper watched Lin Qing's performance on the side, feeling very inexplicable: "I said, what are you here for?" Don't you think I'm working hard to relax by performing stand-up comedy for me to enter the dungeon! ”

"You don't talk nonsense! I'm busy! The strange man had a serious face, and both hands were busy on his face, "What should I do?" The brains are flowing more and more - I said brother, can't you blame me? It has nothing to do with me, right? It's just that you're too smart and your body can't bear it, so your brain will flow out of your nose, right? Can't go back! More and more! What to do! ”

"Uh-" The gatekeeper looked at it for a long time, and then he realized that this guy seemed to be serious...... Holding back the pain and smiling, he patted the other party's shoulder, "That-what, that's not brain, it's nosebleeds...... I don't know why it flowed in the first place, but I believe it was because you kept putting your fingers in your nostrils......"

"What, it turned out to be a nosebleed...... I was taken aback—" The strange man let out a sigh of relief, and then suddenly his face changed, and he roared, "What kind of attitude do you have! Do you think I can't even tell the difference between nosebleeds and brains! I did it on purpose! I'm trying to make you laugh! You're acting like a good Samaritan! Apologize to me! ”

"Huh?!" The gatekeeper was stunned by the sudden turn of events, and froze in place, "Yes, I'm sorry—?" ”

"There's no sincerity at all! Be louder! "I'm sorry - no, why the hell did I apologize to you!" "You bastard dare not apologize! You hurt my self-esteem as a funny character, you know! I didn't know I had done such a terrible thing! Apologize to me! "I see, I'm sorry...... I always feel that something is wrong...... "......

"Just put a goalkeeper, the defense is too lax for this game." Three figures crept into the city gate as the two argued, and in the shadow of the gate, one of them let out a sneer.

"yes, so there must be some other mechanism. Aren't they all recorded in the "Historical Records"? Auto-triggered repeating crossbow or something, I think we should be careful. The voice of the other figure was very calm.

"I said," said the other man's voice, a little cringe, "aren't you all alone......

"It's like you're not alone with us!" The first figure spat out loudly.

"Okay, okay, everyone is alone, and they still quarrel." The second figure also gradually stopped controlling the volume, "Damn, since when did my schizophrenia get severe to this extent......"

"You've never been schizophrenic at all! We're just hypochondriacs! ”

"You say that like that joke of 'we're all cured of schizophrenia'......"

"Alright, the show is over. My Form 2 patients, oh! The second figure who spoke seemed to be intending to end the performance in a very middle-of-the-second fashion, when suddenly the soft sound of the bowstring was heard......

"It turned out to be really triggered...... But this mechanism is also very strange...... I've never heard of a voice-activated mechanism in a mausoleum......" The two remaining men left behind the unlucky man who had been shot in the knee and ran into the city wall panting.

"It's just a waste of a body - it's a guy I didn't promise anything anyway, and I don't feel sorry if I die." Even so, the two of them still showed very distressed expressions on their faces, "If I knew that it was such a defense mechanism, I should have directly taken forty-nine bodies to break in...... It's too late now, it's sad......"

"Is that you? The one who passed through the first gate? An unusually deep voice rang out around them.

"It's not us, it's me." One of them had its chest puffed up. "And me." The other body also puffed up.

“…… Wait, isn't that completely the same as saying 'we'? What should I say? ”

"Just say your name. Use the sentence structure, 'I am the master of these two bodies'. ”

"Good idea - wait, don't you think that's rustic?" One of the bodies said suddenly.

"Rustic? I'm already very rustic. That's why I'm embarrassed to meet you. The deep voice replied.

Lin Qing seemed to have finally figured out a way to solve this embarrassing situation of talking to himself, operating two sentences of body at the same time, and saying exactly the same thing with the same expression: "Is the gatekeeper of the second layer so shy?" It's okay, come out and meet up. ”

"Are you serious? Okay, then I'll come out. The deep voice sounded excited, and dust rose from the ground......

Three minutes later...... "Aren't you coming out?" Lin Qing felt a little out of strength.

"yes?" The deep voice sounded again, "I'm already out, huh?" Why don't you speak to me? ”

"Already out?" Lin Qing felt a little puzzled, and looked around, "Are you those two red dots on the ground over there?" It's not rustic, but there's an evil smell to it—but I don't think the sound came from here......"

"Thank you for the compliment, and those two red dots are my eyes." The voice sounded pleased.

"Eyes?" Lin Qing turned around, only to find that a huge crack appeared in the originally flat ground at some point, and it was still closed one by one there, "Well, if it's an eye—this is a mouth?" Feed! What is this! Ground monsters! It's terrible! Mommy I want to go home! As he spoke, both bodies cried and ran at the same time......

"That's not the mouth, it's the nostrils." The ground monster was a little nervous, "Why are you running!" Didn't you say that you wouldn't care about my rusticism and want to meet me! Don't run! Chat with me for a while! Do you men still care about that kind of thing after all? ”

"What's that kind of thing? Rustic? Actually, I don't really care about being rustic, and I don't care if someone else is dirty or not. Lin Qing manipulated the two bodies and responded while escaping, "But are the 'earth' and 'earthy' here good in a general sense?" Aren't you just dirt left now! It's just a monster from a nightmare, okay! Oh shit, I'm going to get sucked in your nostrils! Damn, I'm not cursed by my nostrils today! ”

Another three minutes later...... "Tsk - lost another body...... Those poor homeless souls, don't turn into ghosts to haunt me...... If you have to take revenge, go to the boss of this dungeon......" Among the three of them, there was only a somewhat thin white boy left, with brown hair and freckles on his face, "Oh, the last one left is actually a ghost, what a mistake...... It's sad that the body that was sucked into the nostrils of the land monster lost contact directly - could it be that it was melted directly by the land monster's snot...... It's terrible - it, lose another one? How?

"Let me recall--when that magical body was talking to the gatekeeper on the first floor, a group of people suddenly ran in the distance, well, it should be Uncle Wastewood's group, as if they were going to rush directly through the city gate...... And then what happened? , as if I saw in the afterglow, the gatekeeper has transformed! It's transformed! Transformed like a Cybertron! On the surface, he looks like an ordinary person, but after twisting his body and exposing a few parts, he becomes a ten-meter-tall steel giant! What is the world view of this dungeon? Did Qin Shi Huang rely on the Autobots to unify the Celestial Empire back then? ”

"No, there's a land monster."

"yes, yes, and the land monsters—it! What a demon! Lin Qing now only had one operable body left, thinking of the Cybertrons outside, he also gave up the plan of sending a few more people in, and simply concentrated on operating this body, so he had already rummaged around his whole body with strange and rapid movements, and finally pouted and put on a strange posture, "Damn, forget that this is not my body...... Where is the demon, and he hasn't quickly shown his original form! ”

"Demons? It's a familiar name, I haven't heard it for a long time. With the strange laughter of "Jie Ji", a monster covered in pitch black, with only six eyes on its head glowing with six colors of light, appeared, "Manifest your original form, and then what?" ”

"Well, ha, haha......" The freckled boy laughed a few times, and "poof" knelt on the ground, "Grandpa Youkai spared my life!" ”