December 19, 2020, Mausoleum of the First Emperor, the second floor, at the beginning of the plot of the Three Kingdoms. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The body of the pseudo-uncle, who was dressed loosely and low-key, that is, the silent turtle, manipulating a large group of people in the "Shu Kingdom" camp, ran in the direction of "Chang'an City" with a clear goal. In this crowd of people who are a little intimidating in terms of uniformity, the three players who can't be unified with the big army stand out, especially when the three of them get together.

"That's—you're called the Dark Forest—right?" The pseudo-uncle looked half-dead and decadent, touched his bearded face, stared at his half-squinted and half-open eyes, and said to Xiao Hei beside him in a strange prolonged way.

Xiao Hei was in this neat queue, under the heavy oppression brought by the quiet and oppressive atmosphere around him and the neat and excessive movements, and out of a certain embarrassment caused by not being able to keep in line with others, and the resulting tension of trying to be consistent with others, at this time he was clenching his teeth, sweating profusely, and exuding a breath of imminent madness all over his body.

At such a time, the pseudo-uncle beside him suddenly made a different move from others, and broke the dead silence in the team that there was no sound except breathing and footsteps, and still took the initiative to talk to him......

In such a state, Xiao Hei felt that even if the other party wanted to ask him how old he was still wetting the bed, he would answer the other party honestly...... Although to some extent, the other party is the initiator of this state, at this time, Xiao Hei's heart only has gratitude to the other party, and even has a vague reverence similar to that of the savior.

"Yes—yes. Well, what's the matter with you? ”

Looking at Xiao Hei's humble and somewhat humble expression, listening to Xiao Hei's intermittent, and for some reason his voice was very low, but the eager but clear words in it, the pseudo-uncle's expression was a little weird, and he pulled the corners of his mouth and muttered: "This product is too easy to deceive, right?" It's not that you're simple-minded or anything, and if you're so weak-willed......"

"Sorry, I didn't hear clearly, what are you talking about?" Xiao Hei really didn't hear anything, the voice of the silent turtle brother was very special, and the tone of his voice rarely fluctuated, almost always in a rather low voice. Even in the midst of such monotonous and uniform footsteps, his voice could easily be muffled......

"Well, there's nothing wrong with that, if it's not so easy to deceive, there will be a lot of other things......" The pseudo-uncle continued to mumble a few words, and then tried to amplify the volume and change his tone to make his words relatively more conveyable, "I said-sigh? What am I going to say? Oh, by the way, look at you like this, you've never participated in military training, right? ”

"Military training?" The expression on Xiao Hei's face was very puzzled, "What are you talking about?" ”

"Militarized management training, the so-called 'militarization' of the management of students, in order to achieve the habit of making students develop the convenient habit of obeying orders. I said you-" Originally, the pseudo-uncle was about to mock Xiao Hei's "noble" identity, but suddenly, he saw the other two players from the eyes of several other bodies, and they all had inexplicable expressions, and they couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

The pseudo-uncle's expression became a little strange: "Uh-that, I said-you won't have military training over there, right?" ”

"yes, what's that? Sounds scary...... "The other player next to him - from his later performance, we know that this guy didn't leave a name, but he was undoubtedly a joke......

"It is not only terrible, but among the many meaningless consuming activities that human beings are forced to undertake, it is the least meaningful and most consuming, and the one that is complained about the most and most contrary to human nature." When the pseudo-uncle talked about this topic, he seemed to suddenly come to his senses, and Xiao Hei couldn't handle the lines that came out for a while.

"May I ask what you mean by meaningless consumption?" The other tease didn't want to fit into this terrible state, and chose to make small talk with them to relieve the pressure.

"Huh?" Pseudo-Uncle - and the pseudo-uncle who was manipulated by the pseudo-uncle, and the nearly three hundred people around except for the player, all looked at the teasing player at the same time, and wrote a sentence on their faces: "What do you mean by this?" "Are you questioning me?" ……

Of course, the tease was under amazing psychological pressure at that moment, and the heaviness and suddenness of that pressure almost made him complete the virgin hanging in the form of a myocardial infarction...... All in all, the player survived the wave with the detached mentality of a player, or with an extraordinary psychological quality of a teasing, and shook his head vigorously, shaking off the huge beads of sweat on his head and the huge shadows in his head, explained with a dry smile.

"No, I mean, it's more or less a good thing to be disciplined, right? Uh-haha, this, um, I just want to further appreciate your deep understanding of things, that's all, haha, I'm sorry to accidentally abrupt you, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... I'm really sorry about that...... Can you get people to look away? ”

"Hmph." The neat cold snort of the people around made the tease tremble again, and after seeing the muscles on the tease's face began to twitch continuously, the pseudo-uncle seemed to be satisfied, controlled everyone to nod in unison, and resumed his original running posture.

Then, the pseudo-uncle twisted his neck a little tiredly, and said as if he hadn't woken up: "Meaningless consumption activities, just like the literal meaning, are you hard to understand?" Let's say social activities or something. ”

"......" Xiao Hei and the other three teasers, this time they chose to be silent......

"Kind of confused, right? It's a great way to hide the strangeness of my words or actions by using a huge sense of abnormality such as my own way of thinking, and although it doesn't feel good to say, it feels like something unexpected. Seeing the strange expressions of the three people, the pseudo-uncle muttered again, "The guy who uses this method a lot—that's the guy, right?" ”

Thinking about it, the pseudo-uncle shook his head: "Let's not talk about that person's topic for now." In the player's world, is there no military training? Or is it just a simple regional cultural difference? However, if the development of globally networked AI games reaches this level, will there really be a phenomenon where words are unique to one region and unknown to people in other regions? ”

Uncle Pseudo's brows raised slightly, but the corners of his mouth showed a strange smile: "Thinking about it from another angle, if there is really no such concept, why do we have it in our world?" No matter what kind of so-called 'original worldview' it is, there should be no way to get rid of a certain framework of human thinking. So-hmph, was the GM lying to me when he said he created the game? Or is it something else? ”

"Yo, my dear liaison, lovely 'lucky one chosen', are you doubting me? Then I'm really-so disappointed~ I'm a life form that is much higher than yours, but I'm not interested in bothering you to deceive you, that's not fun at all, right? Everything I have said to you before is true. ”

Suddenly, the voice that sounded in the pseudo-uncle's heart startled him, and then he pouted: "Okay...... Feelings, if he wants, can monitor my mental activity at any time - oh, I just said it, so at least my dynamics? Well, although this title skill is convenient, it will also cause a lot of trouble......"

"Title: The Chosen Winner

Effect Description: Characters equipped with this title have free access to the GM's portable communication device, and the chance of receiving a response is greatly increased. When the GM initiates contact the role, the role must not refuse. This role must act as a 'liaison' to perform any tasks assigned by the GM, and will be rewarded by the GM when the task is completed.

Note: Under the premise of no special circumstances, use the contact GM function to get through the GM landline and get a response. Such a person is no longer chosen by the system, but a lucky one chosen by fate. ”

"What's the trouble, do you take me for trouble? My cute little turtle, I'm going to be very sad if you do this~"

Listening to the teasing tone of the voice in his heart, the pseudo-uncle rolled his eyes again, and finally responded: "So, do you have something?" Your Excellency Elder Dyce, ”

"Uh--isn't it right to get to the point right from the start, right? People aren't ready for it......"

"Your Excellency, even if I believe that you are indeed a high-ranking existence, and now that holding hands is the red line, you are completely playing with fire when you play this kind of meat joke ** - and it may burn us to death together......"

"What the hell! Is there any institution in your world that can control me? The 'relevant departments' are not bleak! ”

Uncle Pseudo shook his head and sighed: "Your Excellency, I'm already very tired, and I don't want to spend so much energy on meaningless complaining and playing treasures. Of course, if that's what you're looking for, I'm happy to help, but if not, get straight to the point......"

"Oh, little turtle, you're such a boring fellow - well, let's get to the point. First of all, you performed well in this mission, successfully found the inheritor of the bloodline of the Tomb Keeper, and on the premise of deceiving him, made him the boss of the Mausoleum of the First Emperor's Mausoleum, and played such a monkey show - although you yourself were involved~"

"Cut ......" Uncle Pseudo subconsciously turned his face to the side, "No matter what I do, as long as I finally achieve the desired goal, right?" Involve myself or something...... I went to show him off, I just wanted to pretend to be a show, but I really didn't expect the other party to be so strong, and I opened a copy directly in broad daylight......"

"Hehe, so, don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning, look, what's wrong? Well, well, don't talk about that. Didn't I just say that? You've done a good job on this mission, and now that you've advanced this quest to a part that is primarily under my control, you're safe. So—"

"So, can you arrange my next mission?" The pseudo-uncle snatched a sentence.

"Yes, although I am not good at peeping into people's hearts, I have strong logical thinking and inference ability. It's also ridiculous to say that a madman who doubts the existence of others, or even his own, can read the hearts of others almost perfectly - hehe, maybe it is because he does not recognize the independent existence of other things that he can really understand. ”

"Uh-what are you talking about?" Although the pseudo-uncle asked, his face was not inexplicable and incomprehensible, but a strange expression of surprise and 'won't it'.

"Hehe, it's nothing, it's just that I saw someone special in this copy and thought it was interesting. Let's talk about what's next. Little turtle, I hope you'll keep in touch with Little Wind in the future—although I'm a little surprised that you've been in touch...... And then find a way to convince him to launch a war - well, whatever, all in all, I want to see at least the Celestial Empire no longer be a stagnant situation like it is now. ”

"Hehe," the pseudo-uncle nodded when he heard this, accepting the other party's statement that he "saw it by chance", and then sneered, "My respected Elder Dyce, you are really getting more and more careless in what you say, and you can't help but look down on me too much, right?" With such a 'partnership' that Feng Ming and I use each other, can I push him to the cusp of that kind of storm? ”

"Gee, that's why I said you're not good at snooping people's hearts. Not everyone in this world is as insistent as you are, taking self-preservation as the rule of life, and not even thinking about being in the limelight - to be honest, people like you are really rare, aren't you? Who is Feng Ming, but he is a secondary two boy who vows to become the god of the new world-think about it......"

Listening to the voice in his heart gradually fade away, the pseudo-uncle knew that no matter whether the other party really left or not, most of them would not respond to him, so he didn't care about it, and thought about it on his own - of course, if it was Lin Qing, at this time, most of them would tell a meat joke or something about the other party, to see if it would provoke the other party......

"I want to be the 'god' of the 'new world', the 'middle two'...... That is to say, self-righteous and determined, and if he continues like this, even if I don't do anything, he will inevitably stand on the cusp of the storm - does that mean? The pseudo-uncle couldn't help but bite his thumbnail, "In this case, there is indeed room for manoeuvre......"

Thinking so, the pseudo-uncle turned his gaze to the side, looking at the teasing trio gathered together like elementary school students talking in class, and narrowed his eyes: "The first batch of players, the players who are easily manipulated; Wind Roar who becomes the boss of the dungeon, Wind Roar who wants to become the god of the new world; The world that is still stable, the world that has been invaded by players; Hey...... It doesn't seem to be that difficult - it's just that you might need the help of these players......"