The house is quiet, the hands of the clock point to half past two in the morning, and it seems that going to another parallel space will not take much time in reality. Dad Luo hasn't come back yet, only Gao Yu is sitting on the sofa leisurely watching TV.

There were still incomprehensible Qing court dramas on TV, and it was hard to imagine that a person from the Song Dynasty would be so fond of gossiping about other dynasties. Seeing Luo Weixi come back, Gao Yu was not much surprised, he raised his glass like a warrior returning from victory: "Congratulations on your success." ”

Luo Weixi had not yet recovered from the world of sticks, his back was against the bathroom door, and he said, "Don't get close to me, you tell me first, where is this door connected now?" ”

"Don't worry, it'll be back as soon as the mission is completed." Gao Yu took a sip of beer

Luo Weixi didn't believe this Chinese football king, he turned around and gently pushed open a crack in the door, and what caught his eye was the yellow-stained toilet that he got along with day and night, and he felt that this toilet was like his own relatives.

Gao Yu put down the cup, and his face was covered with a smile like an old bustard: "The first time is always the most difficult, but you still succeeded, look, 100 resentment coins have been hit to your account." ”

"Hit your sister's account." Luo Weixi rushed to Gao Yu in three steps and two steps, grabbed the beer bottle on the table: "I just want to ask which bastard kicked me into the bathroom just now?" Orange-yellow beer gushed out, pouring cold on the Chinese football king sitting on the sofa.

Gao Yu only said three words, "septic tank", Luo Weixi honestly put the bottle back in its place, and honestly went to find a dry towel to wipe his clothes.

The septic tank is like Luo Weixi's seven inches, Gao Yu knows it.

"Captain Gao, men should be honest in their work, you and I are all people in the same boat, don't you always threaten me with a septic tank, okay?" Luo Weixi threw the dry towel to Gao Yu. For anyone, it's not always nice to associate seven inches with a septic tank.

Gao Yu took the towel: "It's too late for me to thank you, how can I threaten you?" You hit me with a bottle first. ”

"You kicked me into the bathroom first when I was unprepared."

"You promised to help me first......" Gao Yu was not ambiguous at all.

"Okay, okay......" Luo Weixi decided to make a big deal small, after all, it is not a wise way to bully the immortals: "Everyone is an adult, I will forget it this time, if you kick me in again in the future, I won't help you." ”

Gao Yu showed an innocent smile: "That's right, you and I love each other and help each other......"

These words made people feel goosebumps, and Luo Weixi hurriedly interrupted Gao Yu: "Didn't you say that the coin has been hit to the account, what is this coin?" How to get the national football team to enter the World Cup? ”

Gao Yu was a little unhappy with Luo Weixi's interruption, and glared at him fiercely, but still explained: "It's the resentment coin, the resentment coin is the currency of the black market, he can't 'allow' the national football team to enter the World Cup, he can only 'help' the national football team enter the World Cup." I've downloaded the Black Market Mobile Banking on your phone, and I'll understand tomorrow when I take you to the prize redemption office. ”

"Wait, didn't you say: I helped Maldini settle his grievances, and Maldini will help the national football team enter the World Cup? How did it turn into a prize redemption now? Luo Weixi felt that Gao Yu's kung fu was no worse than his own.

"Hey, you are so naïve, Maldini's resentment and the resentment of the national football team not qualifying are simply two orders of magnitude, how can things of unequal value be exchanged?" Gao Yu said: "For example, Maldini's grievances are at best the grievances of more than 50 million people in Italy, while the grievances of the national football team are 1.4 billion people, 1.4 billion versus 50 million, do you think you are buying lottery tickets?" ”

"Okay, I've been persuaded by you again, so what can you exchange for these hundred woolen resentment coins?"

"I'll take you to see it tomorrow. But before you can do that, you'll have to find a change of clothes for me, and you see I'm all wet from you. Gao Yu pointed to his pajamas and shorts, which were drenched like a map.

Luo Weixi felt that it was a bit of a waste to change his own clothes for him with his taste in dressing. He thought about it for a long time, and finally went into the room and pulled out the school uniform he had saved from high school - no matter how poor the school uniform was, it was much more dignified than the combination of pajamas and shorts.

Gao Yu is very easy-going, and he wears it without saying a word. Just when he changed into his shirt and was about to take off his shorts and prepare to change into his school uniform pants, the door creaked open, and Luo's father actually came back at this time......

I forgot to mention that Luo's father's name is Lin Darong, and he looks honest, he is a conservative and traditional person when he doesn't drink, and he becomes radical and avant-garde once he drinks. Luo Weixi often heard his mother say that if it weren't for your father pretending not to smoke or drink when he was in love, you would be at least three years older than you are now.

Luo Weixi also knew that if his father hadn't drunk when he was born, he wouldn't have followed his mother's surname now.

Lin Darong was in a very bad mood tonight, the first was because the damn national football team had drawn again, and the second was the fragrant scene he saw after returning home.

He didn't say anything after pushing open the door, just silently walked into the room and hugged a piece of beer, and silently took out the bottle opener to open all 12 bottles of beer in one go, and finally silently sat on the sofa and picked up the remote control, jumped to the science and education channel to watch the animal world.

"After the rainy season, it's the mating ~ mating season again......" A familiar and magnetic commentary voice sounded on the TV, and a male sea turtle was trying to climb on a female sea turtle.

Before the clumsy male turtle had time to climb on the female turtle, Lin Darong had already smoked three cigarettes and drank two bottles of beer, and his expression was even more grim than that of Xiang Yu, the beleaguered overlord of Western Chu.

Gao Yu is worthy of being a person who has lived for more than a thousand years, he immediately smelled the storm, he didn't even bother to change his pants, and fled with a lot of pajamas and school uniforms, and only Luo Wei and Lin Darong father and son were left in the house in a blink of an eye. The two sat facing each other, admiring the two turtles doing what they loved.

The hard work paid off, and the male turtle finally climbed onto the shell of the female turtle after a lot of hardship, and Lin Darong finally spoke: "Baby, come here, sit down." At the same time, he lit a fourth cigarette.

Luo Weixi felt his scalp explode.

"Baby, do you know that dad only has two wishes in his life?" Lin Darong picked up the third bottle of beer and drank a third of it with a tilt of his neck.

Luo Weixi nodded, and shook his head violently.

Lin Darong said: "My first wish is to be able to come to the scene to watch the national football team play a World Cup, which you have known since childhood. As for the second one, I hope you can grow up healthy and happy. ”

"Dad, things aren't as ...... as you think they are"

Lin Darong took a deep breath, as if he had made a lot of determination: "Dad understands, Dad was also young and frivolous. At this time, the male turtle on TV fell off the back of the female turtle one by one, and couldn't move on all fours, Lin Darong unconsciously shook and continued: "Dad will respect all your hobbies, it's not a shame." ”

"I ......"

Lin Darong waved his hand to signal Luo Weixi not to interrupt his words, and fiercely extinguished the fourth cigarette in the ashtray, and said, "But, can you find a younger one, and besides, don't do things like subduing temptation in the future." ”

“……”

The matter was solved like this, Luo Weixi didn't dare to explain, Lin Darong, who had drunk, was more terrifying than a tweeter, and he didn't want to be the topic of the whole community.

Nothing was said all night.

When he woke up the next day, Luo Weixi was still dizzy, he slept too late last night, if Luo's mother hadn't come back to her parents' house and he had to take care of the grocery store, he would definitely not be able to get up.

Lin Darong had already gone to work, leaving a hearty breakfast: steamed buns, fritters, eggs, and a bottle of warm nutrition express...... Luo Weixi really didn't have much appetite, so he hurriedly stuffed a bun into his mouth and ran downstairs.

As soon as he got downstairs, Luo Weixi was in good spirits as if he had been drugged - he saw Gao Yu wearing his high school uniform and playing with a group of children downstairs.

Luo Weixi hurriedly pulled the plague god to the side under the shade of the tree: "Why are you here?" Did you run into my dad when he went downstairs? ”

Gao Yu disagreed: "I ran into it, I wanted to say hello to him, but it didn't seem convenient to see him lower his head, so I had to forget it." ”

Luo Weixi stomped his feet: "You can find me some trouble, can you call me first and then come over in the future?" ”

Gao Yu said: "Didn't you say it all last night, I'll take you to redeem the prize today." ”

"Can you wait until I close?" Luo Weixi looked around nervously, there were acquaintances everywhere at this time, especially those old men and women who got up early to dance the square dance, he didn't want this matter to get bigger and bigger.

Gao Yu shook his head decisively: "No, you can only exchange it in the morning." ”

There was no way, Luo Weixi had to obey.

The place to redeem the prizes is not far away, it is only about a hundred meters away from Luo Weixi's house, and the façade is not big, less than 20 square meters. On the billboard at the entrance is a foreign woman whose clothes are smaller than the palm of her hand, and on the signboard above the billboard, nine shocking big characters come into view - really comfortable adult health care store.

If there was not a ball king who could spell standing next to him, Luo Weixi would definitely beat him up. "This is where the prizes are redeemed? ”

Gao Yu nodded.

"Are you sure you're not playing with me?"

Gao Yu said: "I didn't play with you, the most dangerous place is the safest place." But don't rush to buy it after you go in, get familiar with it first. ”

After that, Gao Yu took Luo Weixi's hand and walked into the real comfort health care store under the gaze of a group of old men and women dancing square dances.