"Lin Yu-! Oh oh oh oh! It's Lin Yu again! ”

"We thought there was no chance of a ball, Lin Yu slapped the horse again and arrived, such an accurate prediction, such a terrifying speed, what can I say? It's amazing! ”

When Bale's pass was about to pass out of the bottom line, Lin Yu hooked the ball back with an almost zero-degree barb, and not only that, but after the ball slid out of an arc, it actually hit Barcelona's goal.

"Mamma Mia!"

"Oh my God!"

"God-like goal!"

"Hat-trick! Hat-trick! Lin Yu's hat-trick reversed the score for Real Madrid, which is probably the most bizarre thing I have seen today, this is a one-man football performance! ”

"Let's look at the time, it's only been thirteen minutes now, Lin Yu has already scored three goals, in the next thirty-two minutes, what wonderful performance will Lin Yu have!"

"You can't let him go in like this anymore, if he goes in like this, the Barcelona players will go completely crazy!"

Of course, the commentators don't know that to be precise, Lin Yu has seven minutes left to run on the court in this game, not thirty-two.

Lin Yu must be so crazy if he wants to score five goals in twenty minutes, otherwise he will not be able to complete the task, which will likely lead to his retirement from football for the rest of his life, and perhaps only be a coach at best.

Still the same as before, Lin Yu still didn't celebrate, which made the Real Madrid players a little strange. They couldn't understand why Lin Yu was in such a hurry, wasn't it still a long time? It's Barcelona that is in a hurry now.

But even if it's a suspicion. They don't want to ask on the pitch, it seems that they will have to wait until after the game.

". I'm not playing anymore, it's a bully! Peake scolded indignantly.

"Okay, it's because we don't have the ability, so don't complain so much." Valdés behind him said.

"Phew, you still have the face to say that you have judged the wrong direction for several balls in a row, I really doubt that you are their undercover agent!"

"What did you say?"

"Lao Tzu said you were an undercover agent on the other side!"

"Say the again!"

"Undercover!"

"Damn, Lao Tzu fought with you!"

Pique and Valdés, who were in a very bad mood because of consecutive goals, had a quarrel because of a few words. It got to the point of a big fight.

At this time, Lin Yu, who was running to the midfield with the ball, saw this scene, and actually handed the ball to his teammates, and then ran to Barcelona's penalty area.

"Pique and Valdés got into a fight, yes, it's normal, the game must be uncomfortable."

"Huh? What's going on with Lin Yu? Lin Yu, what did he do in the past, is it interesting to join in this fun? ”

When the referee saw Lin Yu passing, he thought that this matter was going to make a big fuss. After all, Lin Yu's temper was clear to everyone, but when he was about to blow the whistle, he suddenly rubbed his ears in amazement, he thought that he had misheard what Lin Yu said.

Lin Yu pushed Valdés away with one hand. One hand pushed Pique away, and said very seriously: "It's all teammates, what a fuss." I'm not afraid of being laughed at, stop it! ”

The referee rubbed his ears. Rubbing his eyes again, he was once again sure that what he was looking at was a Real Madrid shirt. What I saw was Lin Yu, not Messi, not Barcelona's jersey.

"Hell in broad daylight, there are enough real things about this strange thing today!" The referee shook his head, looking incredulous.

Cristiano. Ronaldo originally thought that Lin Yu was going to come to fight, and wanted to come over to help, but who knew that Lin Yu would make such a play, and he was confused.

Pique and Valdés had a little fever on their faces, and they didn't expect Lin Yu to come over to persuade them, which made them a little embarrassed.

When Lin Yu ran to the midfield again, Cristiano. Ronaldo asked: "Did you kid change sex today?" How can you help those two people fight? Wouldn't it be nice for them to make a fuss? ”

Lin Yu glanced at Ronaldo and smiled: "Let them make trouble?" Who's compensating for that wasted time, didn't I just say that I can only play for another twenty minutes in the game, and now there are seven minutes left. ”

"I don't really understand."

"I'll explain it to you later, let's get ready to start the game, I'm going to keep scoring goals." Lin Yu patted his good friend, sped up and ran to the midfield.

……

Barcelona's nightmare didn't end with the quarrel between Pique and Valdés, and it didn't stop with Lin Yu's hat-trick.

In the seventeenth minute of the game, Lin Yu received a pass from his teammate's side, obviously with his back to the goal, but knocked the ball into the goal with his heel.

The whole commentator sighed, such a Lin Yu is unstoppable, he can even score with his heels, what method should he use to stop it?

In the nineteenth minute, Lin Yu had another chance, this time a free kick opportunity, about twenty-five miles away from the goal.

In the sports battle, Barcelona's players felt that because Lin Yu was too fast, they could not implement the tactical strategy of manager Klopp, but the set-piece was different, and Lin Yu had to stop no matter how fast he was, so Butzkes came to Lin Yu's side, and he did not interfere with Lin Yu's sight, so this was not a foul.

Just as Lin Yu adjusted the angle and was about to shoot, Butzkes lowered his voice and said, "Lin Yu, do you know? Your girlfriend's body is so great, that boobs are really stiff, it's a man who is greedy to see it, I really want to sleep with her all night, I heard that you haven't slept with her yet? It's too miserable, isn't it being cuckolded? ”

Such humiliation, not to mention that Lin Yu's concentration is not good, even if his concentration is good, it will definitely be affected.

But at this time, Lin Yu, who drank the concentrated potion, couldn't hear what Butzks was saying there at all, he just saw Butzks's mouth open and closed and said something. It feels ridiculous.

When the referee blew the whistle, Lin Yu shot the ball out without distraction. The ball went around the wall and then suddenly fell. Valdés misjudged the direction once again and the ball managed to fall into the back of the net.

"Five balls! Facing Barcelona again, Lin Yu scored five goals alone! ”

"Hahaha, it's another five blessings, Lin Yu, you really have to be too good!"

"Barcelona should really cry, they definitely don't want to see a game like this, and this result is not what they want to see."

"From 0:2 to 5:0! This is Lin Yu's performance alone, what happened in the fifteen minutes of the intermission? ”

"There's no way, I can't analyze it. It can only be described as magical. ”

"Does Bailey have that ability? No! Did Maradona have such an ability? No! Does Ronaldo (Brazil) have such ability? No! Does Messi have such ability? No! Yes, only him, only Lin Yu has such an ability, if he can keep this state all the time, then he is the god of the football world, no one dares to say half a word! ”

Butzkes looked at the ball that fell into the goal, his mouth grew wide, and failed, and the tried and tested trick actually failed this time. It's over, there are still more than 20 minutes left, how can you save your team, will you lose like Liverpool and even lose your underwear?

When I was stunned. Lin Yu asked, "What were you talking about just now?" ”

"What?"

"I ask you what you just said when I took a free-kick?"

"It's useless to say anything, it's useless." Butzkes repeated the phrase, but he was already on the verge of collapse.

"Neuropathy." Lin Yu shook his head. Then I looked at the time, and there were still a few dozen seconds to twenty minutes. Let's celebrate.

This time, he ran to the side of the court. First, he had an intimate hug with Zinedine Zidane, and then beckoned his teammates to celebrate together.

The current score is Real Madrid 5:2 Barcelona, and there are still more than 20 minutes left, even if Lin Yu is not on the field, Messi is not there, so Real Madrid will definitely be able to win this game.

After the celebration was over, Lin Yu sat directly on the ground, and then lay down, he didn't expect the so-called physical exhaustion to be so terrifying, and the whole person was about to lose consciousness directly.

Before passing out, he said to Zidane, "BOSS!" Let's change people, I can't hold it anymore. ”

Lin Yu was carried away on a stretcher, and the players and fans of Real Madrid were very worried, but the game had to go on, and it was impossible for them to leave with Lin Yu.

It was Zidane who said: "You have to understand that no matter what happens to Lin Yu, such a good situation that he has worked so hard to create, you must keep it until the end of this game, there is no Messi on the other side, there is no Iniesta, you don't want to lose to them." ”

"Don't worry, boss, we're not like that!"

The next game seems to be really like a game, the Barcelona players are gradually returning to normal, and the Real Madrid players are also working very hard.

But at this time, the commentators and reporters paid more attention to Lin Yu.

"What the hell is going on with Lin Yu? Collapsed after twenty minutes of berserk? Will this affect his future games? ”

"I think it's a little troublesome, Lin Yu shouldn't have used any medicine."

This person guessed right, but that kind of medicine is not something that the current earth technology can check, and it is not too much to say that it is cheating, but if it can't be checked, it is useless to say anything.

"I will definitely take a urine test, after all, Lin Yu's reaction is too much like taking some kind of medicine."

"yes, yes, if that's the case, the results of this game will definitely be canceled, and I wonder if Barcelona will replace Real Madrid as the winner of this edition of the Copa del Rey."

"I don't care who the champion is, I just want to know what happened to Lin Yu!"

The game between Real Madrid and Barcelona ended up playing 6:4, I have to say that Klopp's Barcelona is still very combative, and scored two goals after Lin Yu left the field, if Lin Yu didn't score enough goals, they really have the possibility of turning the tables.

It's just that because of Lin Yu's matter, the award ceremony of the King's Cup was postponed for a while, and when the urine test results were obtained, it started.

"What? That kid didn't drink the medicine, how could this be! ”

"There won't be anything greasy, right, did the Western Football Association collect black money?"

"Probably not, the relationship between the Western Football Association and Lin Yu is not so good, not to mention that this time the urine test is for the sake of fairness, many people are present, and many reporters have seen it in person."

"Damn, is that guy having a convulsion?"

"Who knows, there are ...... kind of people"

"Alas, it's really uncomfortable to see the Copa del Rey fall into the hands of Real Madrid."

These discussions can't affect anything, as long as the official gives the result, that's fine, Lin Yu's sudden outburst was not caused by drugs, it's just that his physical strength dropped to a dangerous level after those twenty minutes of the game, so he fainted, there is nothing wrong with such a thing once, if it is more than a few times, it will be life-threatening, and Lin Yu will never wake up in the future.

Lin Yu only learned about this kind of thing from Xiao Shuidi later, and he was afraid for a while.

"You can't use the concentration potion anymore, so let's honestly practice in the centralized copy of the Ball King Cultivator in the future."

"Hehe, tell you a good thing, this copy will be wonderful, just don't look at it!" The little droplet said mysteriously. (To be continued......)