There was silence in the peach forest, and Wei Changtian suddenly said loudly: "Whoever wants to be a turtle bastard, just go back and peek." ”

The fairy in red said, "Bliss fairy, you don't need to provoke us with words. You can rest assured that none of us will peek. ”

Wei Changtian said: "It's best not to look at it, but if you look at it, you will have a needle's eye." He grinned and said no more.

I only heard a "hum" sound, and then there was a "hmm" sound, as if the mouth of the fairy in Tsing Yi was blocked by something. The other six fairies were itching, although they wanted to peep at it, but when they thought of Wei Changtian's words that "it was the turtle king bastard who peeked", they had to hold back and said in their hearts: "It's just that you can't see it now, and you will know if you ask Ah Qing later." ”

After a while, the fairy in red asked, "Bliss fairy, you said it soon." Is it okay now?"

Wei Changtian breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay! Everything is done, and the fairy sisters can turn around." ”

The six fairies turned around one after another, and saw that Wei Changtian had separated from the fairy in green clothes, so they went over to her side, and asked in a twittering voice: "Ah Qing, what does he want you to do?" "Yes, yes, you can tell us quickly." ”

The fairy in Tsing Yi had red cheeks and a foolish gaze, as if she was intoxicated by a dream, and turned a deaf ear to the questions of the sisters around her.

The soapy fairy pushed her arm hard and said loudly, "Sister Aqing, you are stupid!"

The fairy in Tsing Yi let out an "ah", came to her senses, looked at her blankly, and muttered, "Sister, what's wrong?"

The soap-clothed fairy said angrily, "What's wrong...... What happened...... I was about to ask you, what did he ask you to do?" he said and pouted at the guard chief on the side.

Wei Changtian grinned and said, "What I want her to do is a great good deed, a great pleasure." If you ask in vain, she will definitely not say it. Isn't that right, my good sister Aqing?" his "good sister" three-character flip-flop was very long, his voice was sweet, greasy and soft, and he winked at the fairy in Tsing Yi at the end.

In the peach forest clearing, the game of blind began again. Because the fairy in Tsing Yi was caught first, the six fairies who participated this time no longer dared to be careless, twisted their waists sideways, dodged and dodged, and Wei Changtian failed to catch another one for a while.

He was full of wit, and after a little contemplation, he had an idea, deliberately slowed down, and gasped for breath. The fairies thought that he was overwhelmed, and they couldn't help but feel paralyzed, and they were no longer as alert as before.

Wei Changtian was secretly happy, and he saw an excellent opportunity, and his body suddenly accelerated, like a tiger catching a sheep, and a goshawk pounced on a rabbit, and then caught a fairy.

The fairy knew that she had fallen for him at this time, sighed softly, did not struggle, and said, "You are really a little slippery! Okay, you are powerful, what do you want me to do?"

Wei Changtian pulled off his scarf, and when he saw that it was the fairy in red who he caught this time, he smiled and said, "Ha, it turned out to be the sister in red." You're the eldest of the seven fairy sisters, and I'm going to have to make a bit of a difficult request for you. Singing, dancing, playing the piano...... I have seen and heard a lot of these things for a long time, and they are not new......"

The fairy in red smiled and said, "You don't sell Guanzi, as long as it is not against the rules of heaven, no matter how difficult it is, I will try my best to do it." ”

Wei Changtian shook his head and said, "It's not difficult, but I don't know if it's against the rules." I want you to pick that peach with your own hands and give it to me to eat. He pointed to a ripe peach.

The fairies didn't expect him to make such a request, and they were all stunned. The red-clothed fairy moth frowned slightly, and said: "This peach orchard is owned by the queen mother, and our seven sisters are only ordered to take care of it here. Without the queen mother's own order, no one can easily touch a single grass and tree in this garden, let alone the peach fairy fruit. Otherwise, if the Queen Mother knows, she will have to be punished. ”

Wei Changtian said: "Fuck, the old ...... the Queen Mother The old lady is very powerful. Even so, I cannot force you to be punished, or else it will be in you, and it will hurt in my heart...... Hey hey ......"

The fairy in Tsing Yi, who was resting on the side, suddenly interjected: "Sister, this blissful fairy holds his father's pass token in his hand, and the token is everywhere, as if his father is coming in person, and anyone has to obey his orders." No matter how powerful the queen mother is, can she still be as big as her father?"

The Queen Mother is the Jade Emperor's main room, and the Seven Fairies are born to the Jade Emperor and other fairy concubines. Therefore, the queen mother did not have a good impression of the seven fairies, and the seven fairies also hated the queen mother in their hearts, and when they heard the words of the fairy in green clothes, they nodded yes, and the fairy in yellow said: "Yes, Sister Ah Hong, you just have to pick a peach for the little fairy of bliss to eat." Hmph, if the queen mother blames her, let's tell the truth, forgive her and won't do anything to us, and don't let us take care of this peach orchard in the future. ”

The red-clothed fairy bit her silver teeth and said, "Okay, since the sisters have said so, I don't have anything to worry about!" The body flew up, reached out and picked the peach that Wei Changtian was referring to, and then fell again, handed it to Wei Changtian, and said with a slight smile: "Bliss Fairy, the peach is for you." ”

Wei Changtian took it from her hand and said, "Thank you, sister!" took a bite, only to feel that it was much sweeter than the one he had eaten in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall before, and said to himself: "It turns out that the old man of the Jade Emperor also hid his selfishness, kept the good peaches, and gave me defective products." ”

The fairy in red was closest to him, and when she heard what he muttered, she didn't hear anything clearly, and asked, "What did you say?"

Wei Changtian said: "It's nothing, I mean this peach...... It's so delicious!" While eating peaches, he looked around and saw the peach trees arranged vertically and horizontally, densely layered, and exclaimed: "There are so many peach trees planted in your garden!

The purple-clothed fairy saw that his mouth was full of peach juice, and giggled: "You only know that this peach is delicious, and you don't understand anything else." ”

Wei Changtian was very unconvinced, and said: "I don't understand? These peaches are all fairy peaches, and eating them can make you immortal......

The purple-clothed fairy laughed wildly, shook her head and said, "If you don't understand, you don't understand." Listen to me, tell you, there are 3,600 peach trees in our peach orchard......

Wei Changtian blinked, pinched his fingers and calculated: "Three thousand six hundred, if one plant bears a hundred peaches...... That's 360,000, a bumper harvest!"

The purple-clothed fairy pursed her lips and said angrily, "How can there be so many! You interjected without listening to me......

Wei Changtian said: "Okay, sister, don't be angry, please continue, please continue, I will have a rotten mouth if I speak again." ”

The purple-clothed fairy smiled and said, "These three thousand six hundred peach trees do not bear fruit every year, and the fruits they bear are also different. The 1,200 plants on the left side must be ripe once in 3,000 years, and people can become immortals and attain the Tao after eating, and the body is light; in the middle, 1,200 plants are ripe in 6,000 years, and people will be immortal after eating Xiaju, and they will be immortal; and the 1,200 plants on the right side will take 9,000 years to be ripe, and people can live with heaven and earth after eating, and the sun and the moon will be the same as Geng. ”

Wei Changtian was stunned when he heard this, and only after a long time did he say: "My God, I originally thought that I would be able to bear fruit once a year, but I didn't expect to wait thousands of years. What do I eat that ripens once every few thousand years?" he was in the peach forest, and he couldn't tell the difference between the front and the back.

The fairy in purple said: "It is ripe once in nine thousand years." ”

Wei Changtian's eyes widened, his surprise was inexplicable, and he said excitedly: "In this way, I can live with heaven and earth? Haha, I can't die!"

He ate the peach in his hand three times and divided it by two, and stuffed the peach pit into his sleeve pocket, and saw that the fairies were puzzled, so he said: "I will take this peach pit to the world to plant, and then sell it after the peach is born, so I won't make a fortune? Although it takes a long time, it is worth it." ”

The fairies covered their mouths and smiled. The green-clothed fairy said: "The mortal land in the world can't support this kind of spiritual root immortal fruit at all, after you plant it, you will wait for 10,000 or 100,000 years, and it will not take root and sprout." ”

Wei Changtian was stunned and said, "No, then what do I want it for?" took out the peach pit and threw it on the ground, kicked it out and flew out.

The green-clothed fairy suddenly asked, "Bliss fairy, you are from the human world, what is the human world like?

When Wei Changtian first arrived in the heavenly realm, he felt novelty everywhere, but he refused to belittle the world, and said: "The world is much more lively than the sky. There are casinos, brothels, restaurants...... Anyway, whatever you have in heaven is almost all in the earth, but what you have in the earth, you may not have ...... in heaven."

The green-clothed fairy looked infatuated and muttered: "Yes, the world must be very beautiful, otherwise how could Sister Weaver Girl ignore the heavy punishment of the heavens and fly to the nether realm back then?" Well, she married the eldest brother Niu in the world and gave birth to a pair of children, although they only have to be reunited for one day a year, but the joy when their family of four gets together is really enviable......"

Wei Changtian's heart moved, and he said, "Why don't I take you to the lower realm another day to see?" Whatever the bullshit rules are, it's fine with my card. ”

The fairy in green was overjoyed, and blurted out, "Okay!" and then lowered her head and shook her head, "No, I ...... I don't go to the lower realm. She said so, but her heart was moved. After that, I got a glimpse of an opportunity, and played in the lower realm with my six sisters, and met Dong Yong, a poor boy in the mortal world, by chance, and matched them into pairs, which caused a disaster. This is a later story, so I won't mention it for the time being.

Among the seven fairies, the fairy in red and the fairy in green have the highest mana, and they are the most ingenious, but both women have been caught by Wei Changtian, and when they play the game of "touching the blind", Wei Changtian's confidence has increased greatly.

He asked them to sing a tune, or dance, or teach them some immortal methods...... After all, the fairies of the heavenly palace are different from the secular women: the singers have a faint fairy voice and are intoxicated by the smell; the dancers are fairy and elegant, and the views are forgetful, and the faces of the girls are exquisite, Wei Changtian forgot where he was for a while. After each fairy finished performing, he would applaud vigorously and praise loudly: "Good!

In the end, the fairy in yellow volunteered to mask her face and touch Wei Changtian and the six fairies. She is much worse than Wei Changtianlai, and after a long time, she couldn't even touch the edge of the clothes of the person who was touched, and she couldn't help but stomp her feet again and again in a hurry.

Wei Changtianxin said: "Xiao Nizi's face is tender, and if she can't catch it, she will cry angrily." This cry is not a matter of course, but it not only destroys the hilarious atmosphere, but also makes it impossible to play the game. Forget it, I'll sacrifice it to help you get what you want. Seeing that she reached out to grab herself, her jade palms were shining, her fingers were pointed, and her heart moved, and her feet deliberately slipped when she dodged, and "ouch" screamed.

The fairy in yellow took the opportunity to pounce, hugged his ape waist, pulled off her scarf, and said happily: "Aha, catch it! ”

Wei Changtian scratched his head and said, "I'...... I won't, nothing will ......"

One by one, they raised their eyebrows, stared at the phoenix, and pulled around him, shouting one after another: "Don't be ashamed! Don't be ashamed!" "Okay, don't let us play tricks, but you yourself are up." "That's it, if you don't have a show, I won't let you go today!"

Wei Changtian thought to himself: "Obediently, looking at this formation, I really can't leave it for a while." Alas, women are a difficult one!" Loud: "Which sister said she wouldn't let me go just now?" It doesn't matter, my sister tells me to do anything......"

When the fairies heard what he said, they all fixed their eyes on the soap-clothed fairy, eating and laughing. The soap-clothed fairy blushed and said, "Bah, what you think is beautiful! I don't want you to accompany you!" After a pause, she said, "Don't change the subject, show the show to our sisters." Hmph, you say you don't know anything, which one will believe it?" all the fairies nodded yes.

Wei Changtian saw that he couldn't get rid of it, he thought about it sideways, slapped his palm suddenly, and said with a smile: "Haha, yes, how about I sing a song?"

The fairy in green clothes leaning under the peach tree listened to him singing, smiled at the corner of her mouth, and slowly leaned up.

After the song was finished, Wei Changtian saw that the fairies lowered their heads and looked strange, so he grinned and said, "Okay, now that the singing is over, I have nothing to do." The sisters keep playing, brothers...... I'll go somewhere else. Farewell!

When the fairy in green clothes saw him say that he would leave, she was a little reluctant in her heart. The fairy in red beckoned, "Bliss Fairy stays!"

Wei Changtian walked a few steps, turned around, and asked, "Sister, you called me." ”

The red-clothed fairy's face was flushed, she thought about it, and said, "When you move into the Immortal Mansion, don't forget to invite our seven sisters to go." ”

Wei Changtian patted his forehead and said with a smile: "I thought something was wrong." Hehe, you don't need to remind me of this, my brother will never forget it!"