Chapter 77: The Monkey Sent to Tease
The hard-pressed Zhou Hang was forced to be helpless and went to the rooftop. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
The rooftop is very lively, in addition to the sister paper who wants to jump off the building, there is also a negotiator, in addition, there is also the sister paper's mother, who is richly dressed and has a charming face, and she should usually be Aunt Cheng's peerless beauty, but at this time she is already sitting on the ground and crying.
In the distance, there were school leaders and some students who met in person, gathered at the door of the rooftop and discussed anxiously in a whisper.
Zhou Hang just came to the rooftop, he didn't rush to persuade his sister, but first inquired about the situation with the students standing near the door of the rooftop, even if he persuaded people, he had to know why people jumped off the building first.
His eyes swept around, and Zhou Hang only knew one acquaintance, Nangong Qing, the president of the student union of the School of Economics.
Seeing Nangong Qing, Zhou Hang couldn't help but think of Nangong Ying who was in the world, and said in his heart that the two would not really be cousins.
"What's going on?" Nangong Qing, who was walking Zhou Hang, asked.
"Why did you get up?" Nangong Qing was stunned when she saw Zhou Hang.
"Hey, it's hard to say, anyway, I'm here to persuade this sister to make her want to open something." Zhou Hang touched his nose and said helplessly.
Nangong Qinghu looked at Zhou Hang suspiciously for a while, and stopped talking several times, and then finally couldn't hold back and said: "Now is not the time for heroes to save beauty, besides, don't you have a girlfriend?!" Go down quickly, don't follow the blind mixing, she is too emotional, and her family background is deep, if it is self-defeating, her parents will not let you go! ā
"You think I want to get involved, by the way, why are you here?!" Zhou Hang asked.
"Mu Yan is from my bedroom, we are the best friends, can I not come?!"
It's called Mu Yan, Zhou Hang said in his heart, his eyes on Mu Yan's back.
At this time, the last rays of light in the sky were swallowed up by darkness, and the lights were on, and the roof of the building was bright. Downstairs, police cars and ambulances with flashing alarm lights have rushed over, and everyone is rolling out the life-saving air cushion.
Zhou Hang breathed a sigh of relief, now the sister paper can't die if she wants to. The teaching building is not a skyscraper outside the campus, and jumping down at this height, there is a life-saving air cushion to slow down the resistance, and it is impossible to kill people, at most you will have a concussion.
Zhou Hang came to the confidence and strode forward.
"Hey, you're back!" Nangong Qing hurriedly shouted.
The negotiators in front and Mu Ma couldn't help but look at Zhou Hang.
"Don't go over!" Negotiators shouted.
The voice reached Mu Yan's ears, she slowly turned around, and looked at Zhou Hang with empty eyes: "Stop, if you take one more step, I'll jump down!" ā
Zhou Hang pretended to be a gentleman and smiled, and said, "I'm not here to stop you from jumping off the building!" ā
Mu Yan's eyes had a hint of vitality, and she asked in surprise, "Then what are you here for?" ā
Zhou Hang thought of the bald fat headmaster downstairs, and said angrily: "The monkey sent me to tease!" ā
"Huh?!" Mu Yan's good-looking eyebrows were raised: "Who are you here to tease?!" ā
Zhou Hang instantly woke up to his speech problem, but he didn't care too much: "Of course it's yours, in fact, I've liked you for a long time." ā
Mu Yan's face turned red, and she reprimanded in a coquettish voice: "Hooligans! ā
But there was a little smug in my heart, hum, Qin Shou, don't you like me, some people like me.
Although Zhou Hang spoke fluently, it was obvious that he portrayed himself as Mu Yan's crush, which still made her a little happy in her heart, and her face also regained some blood.
Zhou Hang said with a hippie smile: "Really, I actually like you for a long, long time." ā
Mu Yan was unusually smart, looked Zhou Hang up and down and said, "Then let me ask you, what major am I?" ā
Zhou Hang was stunned, blinked his eyes and said, "Eh, philosophy major!" ā
Mu Yan sneered: "You were really sent by the monkey, you don't even know my major, and you said that you have liked me for a long time, do you think that if the air cushion is laid, I will not die?" ā
As soon as Mu Yan's words came out, the surrounding atmosphere suddenly froze again.
The brick family in the back stomped her feet angrily, and Mu's mother trembled with fright, and her crying stopped, lest the slightest movement would make her daughter more and more excited.
"Child, what are you suffering from, tell your mother, our Mu family has never seen any storms, and there is no hurdle in this world that cannot be overcome."
Mu Yan smiled miserably: "Mom, you don't understand." ā
Zhou Hangxin said that this Mu Yan's IQ was too high to fool, he shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and admitted: "Okay, I actually came up to persuade you not to jump off the building." Look, how tall this building is, if you really fall down, how ugly it will be to die, your boyfriend won't feel distressed even if he sees it! ā
Mu Yan's face changed slightly, obviously Zhou Hang said her sore spot, but Mu Yan still gritted her teeth and said, "Fang is alive and dying, and Fang is dying and alive." In fact, when we were born, we were already dead, and you think you are still alive, but in fact you are just a walking corpse. ā
Zhou Hang grinned, and said in his heart, big sister, can you speak human words, so let us understand! The sister paper of the School of Philosophy is enough to grind, no wonder your boyfriend dumped you!
No, you can't follow her train of thought, otherwise you will have to follow the horns. I came up to persuade Mu Yan, the difficulty was already as high as the first-level Galen slaying the dragon, if she made it to the tip of the horns, and jumped down with her, it would be a lot of fun!
"Don't talk nonsense, you're not cold, in fact, I'm here to bring you clothes." Zhou Hang took off his coat.
"Don't come here!" Mu Yan took another step back.
"Good, good! No, no! Zhou Hang raised his hands, and then gently threw his coat over.
Zhou Hang's coat crossed an arc in the air, and was blown by the autumn wind, slightly deviating from the original track, and the hearts of the brick family and Mu Ma were in their throats, lest Mu Yan grab the coat and accidentally fall down.
Mu Yan raised her head, watched her coat get closer and closer, and subconsciously reached out to grab it. was interrupted by Zhou Hang, her thoughts changed, her eyes were no longer so empty, and her head began to function normally. Holding Zhou Hang's coat in his hand, he looked at the already darkened sky, and he really felt very cold, very cold. She has been standing on the rooftop for so long, and Qin Shou has not appeared!
Dressed in Zhou Hang's coat, her white arms were crossed and hugged together, Mu Yan did not have the slightest look of gratitude, but her face was not as pale and cold as before, she stared at Zhou Hang slightly strangely: "I don't know you, why do you want to save me, you shouldn't be from the student union, I know everyone in the student union, and you are not from our class, don't say that you have a crush on me for many years, I hate lying boys the most!" ā
Zhou Hang smiled helplessly and said honestly: "Okay, it was actually Principal Guang who sent me. ā
Mu Yan became more and more curious: "Why didn't he send someone else, just you?!" ā
Zhou Hang said honestly: "At the school gate just now, I couldn't come in without my student ID, Principal Guang saw me, so he stuffed me into his car and brought me in, I didn't know him, and I thought the bald man was a human trafficker, and scolded him, but you know." ā
Poof!
Mu Yan said: "You are really a tease sent by the monkey, and you don't even know the principal." ā
Seeing Mu Yan smile, Zhou Hang breathed a sigh of relief, and his expression became more relaxed: "Then tell me why you can't think about it?" ā
Mu Yan said, "Didn't you guess it all? ā
Zhou Hangxin said that it was really related to her boyfriend.
Zhou Hangtian said shamelessly: "This kind of dog thing, what else do you want him to do, follow me." ā
Mu Yan said: "Compared to him, you are a clown!" ā
Zhou Hang said: "Clowns can also blow everything!" ā
Mu Yan said: "Only a male gun can blow everything up!" ā
Zhou Hang's eyes lit up, as if he had found something.