"Aha An extremely rampant burst of laughter echoed through the streets of the Demon Capital, causing the two men and one woman around the laugher to look sideways with strange expressions, as well as the attention of other monsters around them. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

For example, a fat aunt dressed inexplicably brightly, with fragments of a pink torn skirt floating in the wind, shook out of a residential building step by step, made a strange sound of "cough" as if excited, and rushed straight to this side.

When she rushed to a position three meters away, Auntie's body suddenly lunged forward, opened her big mouth that was scarlet with lipstick, and a dark green vine shot out of her throat, rushing towards the equally wide mouth of the laugher.

Seeing that the vines were about to pierce into the mouth of the laugher, the bald uncle with a meaty face standing on the side suddenly raised his hand, and with a dexterous movement that was extremely inconsistent with the image, it seemed to gently caress the vine that passed in front of him quickly.

"Squeak-" The aunt made a strange sound again, and the vine shrank suddenly, and then, with a few drops of dark green juice spilled, the part that had just stretched out at the front fell down, shattered into several knots, and the outer skin fell off.

"SM tentacle book certainly has a wide audience, but for the tentacle monster SM, this flavor - Uncle Thief is really worthy of being a perverted otaku who has been suffocating in the dark space for thousands of years." The maniacal laugher finally restrained his laughter and turned into a strange smiling expression, his hand shook slightly, and a fruit knife flew out of nowhere, cutting a long parabola and hitting the aunt's throat.

Judging from the location of the landing point and the depth of entry, even the aunt, who even has a lot of fat on her neck, should have been pierced by this fruit knife through the carotid artery and poked into the trachea, however, not even a drop of red blood flowed out.

The aunt raised her head and let out a creepy scream, which was not a human sound at all. At the same time, the vines that had been retracted suddenly became thicker and thicker, and at the same time began to fork, and in an instant, they became a huge clump, as if a black-green tree had grown from the throat of the aunt. Every branch rose straight to the sky, dancing wildly.

The laugher, the bald man, and the other woman watched the scene quietly, with a natural expression. The laugher was still smiling, as if he had seen something interesting; The female expression is numb, as if she has become accustomed to such images; The bald man raised his eyebrows, then smiled with satisfaction.

The man in white came behind the aunt at some point, with his left hand in front and his right hand behind, his face without the slightest expression seemed to be clearly written with the four big words "not angry and self-threatening", and his voice was low and gentle: "Auntie, rest in peace." ”

"And you—" The man raised his head and looked at the towering "big tree", which instantly turned into a furious color, like the Buddha driving forward, Vajra was angry, roared fiercely, and at the same time struck out his right fist, "Just die!" ”

The right fist struck the trunk of the tree, and the thick vines that had now filled the mouth of the big man, and for a moment, it seemed as if everything was still, there was no air, no sound, no one was hurt—but if you really thought that this punch had no effect, you were very wrong. Because, at the moment of hit, the whole vine also stopped, no longer as crazy as before.

Immediately afterwards, every branch of the vine, as well as the trunk that was directly hit, as well as the roots that were still hidden deep in the aunt's body, exploded at the same time, and the dark green slurry was scattered on the ground like raindrops, and the entire vine was not a single intact fragment.

"It's obviously just a miscellaneous soldier, and it's like a boss who has worked hard to kill the boss." Lin Qing rolled his eyes, took out the paper and wiped the body fluids of the tentacle monster that was pasted on his face, "And it's so disgusting." ”

"Miscellaneous soldiers?" Uncle Thief, whose appearance was quite similar to that of a certain uncle surnamed Kui who was in Greek mythology, looked at Lin Qing, "What is this?" Although I think about it over time, this place must change dramatically. But this—"

"Unknown parasitic organism 001, commonly known as the Tentacle Monster." Lin Qing finally reluctantly wiped his face into a normal complexion, and then he took a few pieces of paper and shrugged his shoulders to Wu Ansu, who was also covered by the body fluids of the tentacle monster, and shrugged his shoulders, "Together with 002, which is commonly known as a parasitic beast, it has become the root of the 'beast disaster'." ”

Uncle Thief repeated with a bewildered expression: "'Beast Plague'." ”

Lin Qing pointed around, shrugged his shoulders again, and continued: "Compared to 002, 001's parasitic individuals are not very threatening. In addition to the fact that the behavior pattern is very different from that of the parasite, which is very easy to detect, as long as the tissue does not enter the body in its entirety, it usually does not cause damage to the body of any organism. However, in the Beast Plague, 001 is the cause of the spread of the disaster to this day. ”

Uncle Thief had only half understood, and Lin Qing continued.

"As you just saw, 001 is parasitic - or reproduces - there are two kinds of behavior. The first is to pass an entire reproductive organ through a hole into the subject's body—"

Xiao Cang, who had just taken a bath in the body fluids of the tentacle monster, and was now covered in green, finally came over, but when he heard Lin Qing's last half of the words, he was shocked: "What are you talking about, I'll go!" Discuss with the old man how to use academic words to tell meat jokes, forget it, my girlfriend is still standing next to you, why can't you be more restrained! ”

Lin Qing sneered, and directly sprayed back: "Your dirty mind can also think of these dirty things." Wu Ansu is a good sister who follows you like this, I feel sorry for her from the bottom of my heart! ”

Wu Ansu, who had been silent on the side, couldn't listen anymore: "You can't speak!" ”

Just when these people were about to lead the topic to the gutter, Uncle Thief finally fully understood the meaning of Lin Qing's words, so he pulled the topic back from the edge of the runaway cliff: "I probably understand." What about the second? ”

Lin Qing, who was squirting a series of vicious words with a vicious smile and brushing Wu Ansu's favorability to a negative number, suddenly realized that he still preferred to pretend to be forced than spraying people, so he swallowed the string of words back, just rolled his eyes at Xiao Cang and Wu Ansu, and continued to explain: "The second is the cool scene just now. ”

"When a 001 instance senses the threat of destruction - for example, when the human parasite is usually the laryngeal trachea in order to use the first mode of reproduction, for example, to move the body near the exit in order to use the first mode of reproduction, it will switch to the second mode of reproduction. It consumes a lot of energy to rapidly proliferate tissues, transcribe genes into colonies, and then divide and drift away with the wind. ”

Uncle Thief is worthy of being a legendary elite who has lived for thousands of years, although he doesn't know a lot of the words Lin Qing said, and Lin Qing's words are still very unfriendly to the people, he still only took about ten seconds to understand the general meaning: "I see." That's why it was necessary for the Pale Flame to shatter it into a liquid state in one fell swoop. Otherwise, it splits and drifts away with the wind, looking for the next parasite. ”

"That's right." Lin Qing nodded, with a teachable look on his face, "With the level of weapon technology on this planet, it is not difficult to fight and kill these parasites. However, it is not an easy task to stop them from breeding. Because of this, everyone had to hide underground, temporarily cede the surface to these monsters, and slowly figure it out. ”

"Huh?" Uncle Thief was stunned for a moment, "The people of your world have all hid underground?" ”

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"I see. I'll just say, with your terrifying lethal weapon technology here, how can you not deal with these monsters that level 10 players have a way to deal with alone. The Dark Forest walked beside the turtle with a look of sudden realization, "Hey, I haven't figured it out for a long time. I also wondered if there was something wrong with the GM background. ”

The turtle sighed: "Our world is real, and it has nothing to do with the setting. ”

Darkforest sneered twice, "Of course, of course, I know. ”

"However, some people do not agree with this opinion." The turtle's eyes narrowed, and a dangerous glimmer flashed, "That thing you just saw is called a nuclear bomb." There was an idea that it would be better to nuke the surface than to let these monsters and players occupy the surface all the time. ”

The Dark Forest's face changed, and after thinking for a while, he hesitated and said, "Players don't die. ”

"But players are here to play." The turtle replied without hesitation, as if he had thought about the plan many times, "A nuclear bomb will cause great damage to the environment, and the surface of the earth will become extremely unsuitable for human life in the short term. And all living NPCs are underground, not in contact with the player. In a wasteland where there is nothing but players, how many players will want to keep playing? As a result, both the monster and the player are cleaned up. All in one battle. ”

The Dark Forest opened its mouth wide and was stunned for a moment, but did not speak.

"This kind of thinking of this person is dangerous, but according to the current development, he may not be able to get the support of the upper echelons. If he really has such an opportunity," the turtle's face sank, and there was no trace of a smile, "it would directly lead to the complete collapse of all my plans." I hope to solve the problem by peaceful means, and I will never allow him to do so! ”

Dark Forest scratched his head, looked at the turtle that suddenly burned, and nodded with a serious face. Although in his opinion, there is nothing wrong with that idea, and the person who came up with this idea is also very bold and respectable, but Dark Forest is a person who knows how to read the atmosphere, and he is not willing to casually pour cold water on the turtle.

"So, we're going to Antarctica now." Arriving at the edge of the airport, the turtle shrugged his shoulders, "Fortunately, the yield of that nuclear bomb is not large, and it has not caused much impact on this airport, and there will probably be flights in a while." Blackie, you're a player, go get a ticket. Even if it's rice imperialism, it should let the player fly. ”