Chapter 42: The Fairy Tale Crusher
"I'll go, what a cute little Lori. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info "Mo Lin and Jiu Ge's eyes lit up at the same time, and Jiu Mei obviously noticed the eyes of these two. He stepped on Jiu Ge heavily, and then walked in front of Little Red Riding Hood.
"You have Little Red Riding Hood, of course you call you Little Red Riding Hood." The ninth sister didn't expect to be very maternal, and she actually bluffed Little Red Riding Hood for a moment.
However, looking at Little Red Riding Hood's harmless appearance of humans and animals, it is really hard to imagine that she will harm the villagers.
Fengyun Jiu Mei was afraid that she would think the same way, and after greeting Little Red Riding Hood for a while, she asked tentatively: "Little Red Riding Hood, my sister has a question for you." Did you sell matches in that village at the foot of the mountain three days ago? ”
"I've sold it, but this match was made by my grandmother herself, and it's unique." Saying that, Little Red Riding Hood crossed her waist with a proud face.
Everyone was stunned, and even the nine sisters of Fengyun were at a loss. After a while, the ninth sister said: "Don't you know that your match will make people charmed?" ”
"Sister, what are you kidding? How can matches be fascinating? Little Red Riding Hood replied firmly.
Everyone looked at each other, and it didn't seem like Little Red Riding Hood was lying. The crowd began to gather in a circle and discuss.
"What do you think?" Jiu Ge looked at Mo Lone.
Mo Lin secretly glanced at Little Red Riding Hood, shook his head and said, "I don't know, it doesn't look like she's lying." ”
"Yes, I think so." The ninth sister agreed.
For a while, everyone began to be uncertain, and there were all kinds of theories. Little Red Riding Hood saw that no one was paying attention to her, so she continued to pick mushrooms, but at this time, Mo Lin had a flash of inspiration and walked to Little Red Riding Cycle's edge.
"Little Red Riding Hood, this mushroom seems to be poisonous."
"No way, I went from snack to big. Mushrooms are only poisonous if they are very bright, and this one is so black that it is certainly not poisonous. Besides, I've been eating since I was a child, and I've never seen me die. "Little Red Riding Hood is unusually determined.
Mo Lin picked one from the basket of Little Red Riding Hood and put it in his hand, and said strangely: "Even if it is not bright, this ..... looks like a poisonous mushroom no matter how you look at it." ”
The black one is too standard, and it has bursts of black gas, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a normal mushroom.
Little Red Riding Hood looked at Mo Lin a little angrily, and said, "I said that it is definitely not poisonous, and this mushroom from my snack to the big one is delicious." ”
As he spoke, Little Red Riding Hood was about to snatch the mushroom from Mo Lone's hand, but it seemed that the range of action was a little larger, and Little Red Riding Hood's hat fell off. Then everyone's eyes popped out at once.
"I'm sure the mushrooms are poisonous." Jiu Ge said dumbfounded.
Fengyun Jiumei and the others nodded at the same time, expressing their agreement.
Mo Lin looked at Little Red Riding Hood's smooth and slippery head, and seemed to hear the sound of a broken part of his heart.
Oh my God, Little Red Riding Hood wears a hat because she's bald? How old is she, and she's bald? That Lori just now instantly became an uncle.,Oh,No,It's easy to push down with a good light voice and soft body.,How did it become a smooth and slippery big bald head?
"It's over, I'm going to have nightmares at night, this game is a fairy tale crusher." Mo Lonely limped and walked back to the crowd as if he had been struck by lightning.
Little Red Riding Hood picked up the hat and took it up, looking at the surprised crowd, Little Red Riding Hood pouted and said in displeasure: "Don't be mistaken, this is my family inheritance, not that mushrooms are poisonous." ”
"I'd rather say that the family is inherited than that the mushroom is poisonous, how attached is to this mushroom."
The ninth sister laughed dryly and walked up slowly: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, if it's not poisonous, it's not poisonous." Then ask again, this match was made by your grandmother, can you take us to your grandmother? ”
"See my grandmother, why?" Little Red Riding Hood asked innocently.
The ninth sister thought for a while and said, "Because we want to learn how to make such big matches." ”
"Well, my grandmother is the only one who can make matches from mushrooms." Little Red Riding Hood crossed her waist and proudly puffed up her little chest.
"Mushrooms, mushrooms again...... Could it be this mushroom? Everyone's eyes moved to the basket of mushrooms picked by Little Red Riding Hood, and the next moment, Mo Lin was sure without hesitation that matches must be poisonous, and mushrooms must also be poisonous.
"Okay, I don't want to complain, let's move on." Mo Lin rolled his eyes and mechanically followed the footsteps of the ninth sister.
The ninth sister is a person who is very good at coaxing little girls, and she and Little Red Riding Hood hold hands along the way. Behind him are four people who have suffered the same blows from the world as 'their property is ruined, their wives run away with others, and their families are dead'.
As she walked, Little Red Riding Hood said, "Fortunately, sister, you come with me today, and when that guy comes out, I won't have to give him mushrooms." ”
"That guy? Who is it? The ninth sister asked suspiciously.
Little Red Riding Hood looked at Fengyun Jiu Mei and asked, "That guy is that guy." ”
"Is it the boss?" Mo Lonely instantly came back to his senses.
Jiu Ge also came back to his senses and said firmly: "Well, it seems to be a bear." ”
"How can it be a bear, the story is that the big bad wolf ate Little Red Riding Hood. So it must be a wolf. Mo Lin said firmly.
"Impossible." Jiu Ge waved his hand again and again: "There must be a bear on the mountain." ”
"You're wrong, it's a wolf."
"Bear."
"Wolves."
"Bear."
“…..”
Looking at the arguing Jiu Ge and Mo Lone, the eldest lady and the cat both smiled bitterly. Does this question make any sense?
"No matter how old a man is, he still looks like a big child." The eldest lady also said firmly.
At this moment, a wild roar came from the front. As soon as he heard this voice, Little Red Riding Hood was frightened and immediately hid behind the ninth sister and said, "That guy is here, he must have come to rob me of mushrooms again." ”
"Who wants you mushrooms?" The ninth sister thought secretly in her heart.
Mo Lin and Fengyun Jiuge were excited, and the two of them were still saying as they ran forward: "Bear, wolf, bear, wolf." ”
Soon, 'that guy' rushed in front of the two of them. At this moment, the five people were stunned again.
What the hell is this, why is there a ...... on the mountain? O giraffe!
"Am I opening it the wrong way? But it's a giraffe, right? Although the neck is short, the limbs are long. But no matter how you look at the coat color, it's a giraffe. Jiu Ge said in horror.
Mo Lin patted Jiu Ge's shoulder and said, "Admit defeat, you have to believe that this is a wolf with dyed hair." Yes, definitely. ”
"You must be your sister, don't give it to me yet." Fengyun Nine Sisters and Eldest Lady kicked Jiu Ge and Mo Lian's butts without hesitation.
This stumbling directly led to Brother Giraffe being 'worshipped' by two top players as soon as he appeared.
"What are you doing? Got it! Standing up scoldingly, Mo Lin looked up at the giraffe's name.
"King Deer, level 20 elite monster. 20,000 defense, 5,000 HP."
"It's really hard to lift up." Mo Lin casually wielded the Mixed Yuan Hammer, and Jiu Ge was also quite bored. Do you need the two of them to deal with an elite monster with 20,000 blood and 5 blood?
After a few casual strokes, the deer king was out of blood. However, just as Mo Lin and the others were about to kill the deer king, Little Red Riding Hood suddenly rushed up and stopped the two.
"Two elder brothers, although King Deer likes to grab things, his nature is still good. Please don't kill it. ”
"Nothing good will happen if you kill it, whatever." Mo Shan waved his hand excitedly, and the deer king disappeared in front of everyone with his right hoof like F1.
"Thank you, brothers." Little Red Riding Hood bowed politely.
With a casual wave of their hands, Jiu Ge and Mo Lin walked back to the back. So the six of them set out again and continued their journey up the mountain.
After walking for a long time, Little Red Riding Hood finally led Mo Lin and the others to a small wooden house hidden deep in the woods. Having said that, this chalet still feels like a fairy tale.
Seeing Little Red Riding Hood come forward and knock on the door, Mo Lin suddenly said: "By the way, Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother should have been eaten, and then the big bad wolf wants to eat Little Red Riding Hood." So that means the big bad wolf is the final boss? ”
"This game is so brain-opening, I don't like it." Jiu Ge responded.
I touched my chin, indeed, it seems that it should not be that simple.
Little Red Riding Hood knocked on the door, but it didn't open. Everyone was a little strange, and when they leaned forward, they heard a fierce moan from a woman, accompanied by a thick panting.
"What the hell is this?" The faces of the five people changed with a brush, Mo Lin and Jiu Ge turned green, and the three girls turned red.
Little Red Riding Age pouted and knocked again. But the babbling inside still didn't stop, and after a long time, after a roar inside, the door finally opened slowly.
At that moment, Mo Lin thought that he had returned to the werewolf tribe. The first thing that came out of the door was a huge wolf head.
Seeing the wolf's head, Little Red Riding Hood said timidly, "Hello Mr. Wolf." ”
"What's Mr. Wolf, it's grandpa." A deep female voice full of magnetism came from inside. Then everyone saw a woman with a big red wavy hairstyle and a ******** wrapped in a bath towel walking out weakly.
"Hello grandma." Little Red Riding Hood snorted timidly.
The five of them looked at the woman and couldn't help but burst out at the same time -.
What the hell is this? Why does Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother look like she is only in her 30s, a complete mature woman look. And why is the body comparable to a model?
And what about the big bad wolf? It was a big bad wolf in there just now, so it's a big bad wolf, right? Is the Big Bad Wolf a werewolf? And then what? Mr. Wolf, does that mean you come often? No, grandma said that the big bad wolf is grandpa, I damn it, my head is about to short-circuit.
The five of them only felt that their heads were about to die, and the big bad wolf had an adulterous affair with Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother. Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother is a mature woman in her 30s, and Little Red Riding Hood is a bald head, no, didn't she say it was genetics just now? Why isn't grandma bald?
The big bad wolf, who had not spoken, looked at the five people who had almost turned into stone statues, and said suspiciously: "Who are you?" ”