[011] The eldest sister head and the master master are the masters
[The third update, don't forget to collect the recommendation]
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"It's not scientific!"
Su Jie stared at the computer screen, watching a game video repeatedly.
She has a habit of recording her own fights when she plays in the arena and analyzing them afterwards.
In the video, a female knight named [Big Sister Head] fought with [Nana's Guardian Thief] for forty seconds, and her death was extremely miserable.
"What the hell is wrong with you, my dear?" Shui Mi'er walked over and looked at her best friend suspiciously: "I came back from going out shopping, are you still sitting here in a daze?" ”
"You don't understand." Su Jie stared at the computer without blinking her eyes, and muttered, "This animal is too sassy, I have to fight him again." ”
Shui Mi'er was taken aback: "No, you were abused by him?" ”
Su Jie's face was sad: "It's not just that I've been abused, I've been mistreated." ”
Honey: "Did he sneak up on you with despicable means?" ”
Su Jie was even more distressed: "The problem is that he is not despicable at all, and I have no temper when I am stunned." ”
"Who is so powerful, aren't you known as the invincible opponent of the division?" Shui Mi'er was taken aback again, and said with some doubts: "Strange, the famous player of the Sword of Kings, you should know everything." Who is this thief, could it be the mysterious professional player who has recently entered Telecom 1? ”
"Professional players are not as good as him, and my mother has also played against several professional players, although the winning rate is not high, but I have not been abused like this, and I can't even see any hope of turning the tables." Su Jie slapped the mouse heavily, and then used the mouse arrow to frantically click on the little Ding Ding of the shadow dance thief on the screen, gritted her teeth and said, "Animal, hit your villain's head, beat your villain's hand...... Heaven and earth, my sister's nine consecutive victories, only one game away from ten consecutive victories, was ended by you bastard! ”
Shui Mi'er couldn't cry or laugh: "You're too wrong, why didn't I see that you were hitting his villain's head?" Please be a lady, isn't it okay, will you be too sensitive to the position of your mouse click? ”
"Sister is going to poke his little Ding Ding a hundred times, let my mouse arrow turn into a cursed arrow, curse him not to raise it tonight, and then curse his girlfriend to be a virgin for the rest of his life!" Su Jie suddenly stood up, fell into Shui Mi'er's arms, and said pitifully: "Female Bodhisattva, the old man is very hurt, please be merciful, and lend you a chest first." ”
Not only did she lean on the towering and indescribable parts of Honey, but she also reached out and touched Honey's little ass for a while.
Shui Mi'er broke free from the clutches of the devil and said angrily: "Old man, it's boring to use the same method hundreds of times." I'm about to graduate, do you think I'm still like I was eating tofu by you in high school? ”
"This shows that the old man has a deep affection for you, and he will not get tired of it hundreds of times. changed to an ordinary girl.,At most, a few times my sister is not interested.。 Look, you unconsciously straighten your chest, could it be that there is a subtle sense of pride in your heart? Su Jie smiled like a hooligan who molested a woman from a good family, and said: "Seriously, the future big reporter, you are so gossipy, just help me find out who this mysterious master is." ”
Shui Mi'er: "I'm not a game reporter, why don't you look for silverfish for this kind of thing?" ”
"That's right, I'm so angry that my brain is short-circuited, and I forgot about the game encyclopedia of silverfish." Su Jie slapped her head and immediately took out her mobile phone to call the silverfish.
Silverfish, whose real name is Du Yu, is quite famous in the game circle of Normal University, and can be regarded as a first-class high-end player in the School of Media and Communication of Normal University. This person also formed a team to represent the School of Communication and achieved good results in the City Invitational Competition. There are also rumors that this person is familiar with all kinds of gossip in the game world, and the people in the rivers and lakes call it a game encyclopedia.
"Eldest sister, I know you can't let go, but there is no banquet in the world that will not be dispersed." As soon as the silverfish picked up the phone, he comforted Su Jie vigorously: "The team is disbanded, and I am also very uncomfortable." After all, we are all about to graduate, and I have promised my family that I will honestly look for a job after graduation and stop playing games. ”
"you, you think you're a roundworm in my mother's stomach, who said I'm going to talk to you about the team's? Break up the gang, and the old lady will do it alone in the future! Su Jie's tone was fierce, but there was an indescribable sadness in her eyes. After a while, she said again: "I'm looking for you to inquire about someone, do you know which of the professional players of the Sword of Kings has an ID called [Nana's Guardian Thief]?" ”
"Nana's guardian thief?" The silverfish was stunned for a moment, and his voice was very strange: "Sister, which eye did you see that he was a professional player?" ”
Su Jie: "What's the situation, do you know him?" ”
Silverfish: "I don't know him, but I know one of his roommates, and the little fat guy is pretty good." ”
"What do you mean, you said that person is from our school?" Su Jie was stunned, and instantly became angry: "Stinky boy, don't you insult your sister's IQ?" In our school, how can there be such a coquettish master? ”
"Big sister, are you drinking high again?" The silverfish was confused, and continued: "I also teamed up with Chen Erpang to do a mission two days ago, and the thief was also there at that time, and I didn't see how high-end the thief was." ”
"You don't understand, this kind of cow is just like a peerless master in the martial arts, who easily does not reveal his true kung fu. Well, that's definitely the case! Su Jie didn't know if she was convincing the silverfish, or convincing herself, and then said: "Nonsense, do you have the contact information of that guy, tell me quickly." ”
"They seem to be in the 301 dormitory of Building 9, you can find the dormitory manager aunt to check, don't you just hit their dormitory? Hey, hey, hey? Big sister, you're so inhuman, every time I use it, I don't even say goodbye and hang up. ”
Just when the silverfish was busy listening to the phone and wanted to cry without tears, Su Jie had already found the phone number of the 301 dormitory, and called impatiently, but unfortunately no one answered several times in a row.
Su Jie connected with the phone, and after ten minutes of continuous calling, the other party finally couldn't stand it anymore. Before the animal on the phone scolded and sweared, Su Jie had already killed the other party with her second voice: "Classmate, I'll look for Nana's guardian thief, I'm his good friend in the game." ”
Hearing Su Jie's delicate and tender voice, Shui Mi'er didn't have to think about it to know that the animal on the other side must be kneeling.
It is said that Su Jie has two different timbres, one is her naturally crisp and direct strong voice, and the other is her second voice when she fools the livestock. When she cast a second voice, few men could resist it.
"Hey."
When a lewd voice came from the waves, Su Jie continued to paralyze her opponent with her second voice: "Are you Nana's guardian thief, can you go online to the door of Og?" I'm looking for you. ”
Augur City is a major city in Magic, and there are many players at the gate of the city who compete with each other, commonly known as planting flags.
Su Jie had already thought about it, and when she saw Nana's guardian thief, she would go straight to him to plant the flag without saying a word.
She felt that as long as the other party was an animal with a normal personality orientation, it should be impossible to resist the charm of her second voice, who knew that the animal suddenly got angry: "You are sick, right?" ”
Su Jie just wanted to sneer at each other, and there was a busy sound in her ears.
She tried to call again, but the call was never answered.
Shui Mi'er saw Su Jie's reaction, and subconsciously took a few steps back.
If nothing else, the tigress in front of me, who is famous in the university, is about to go berserk.
Unexpectedly, after Su Jie's face changed for a while, she actually showed an expression of sudden realization, and muttered to herself: "Could it be that he has seen through the secret I have hidden so deeply?" I understand, master, really master! ”
Shui Mi'er was confused: "What master?" ”
"Don't care, girl, you wash your hands and wait for the sprinkler first, I'll go to Building 9 to see if the tall man has three heads and six arms!"
After saying this, Su Jie killed in a hurry.
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