The first volume is the beginning of all beginnings, and we see the return of the king

It's Friday afternoon, and Ling'er will definitely be back!

I suddenly came to my senses and quit the game.

I washed the mountain of socks that had been piled up at home, and then washed the underwear that flew in the corner of the wall and on the hanging lamp.

Fold the bedding neatly, then put the slippers away, mop the floor 3 times, and brush the walls and glass 3 times with a handkerchief.

Looking at the glittering room inside and out, I went to take another shower.

Shave your beard clean, then change into a light blue casual dress and a pair of clean washed white jeans, turn on the computer and look at the forum of "Huaxia".

The forum is full of talents.

A post said: My boyfriend meets his father-in-law and mother-in-law for the first time, what should I give?

The following is a shocking reply: grandson or granddaughter.

It almost made me laugh.

There is also a post that says: I was so angry today that I ate a lot of things to vent; What should I do?

God replied: Spit out all that you have eaten.

I was watching, the phone rang, and I saw that it was Ling'er calling.

"Brother, open the door quickly, I have a gift delivered to your door~" Ling'er's voice came.

I opened the door with a blank face, and an unknown object flew by. Knock me to the ground.

I peeled away the spirit that was wrapped around me like an octopus.

If I had the in-game thunder, I'd have slashed at her.

"How many times have I told you, don't pounce on a handsome guy when you see it, it's a lot of loss." I looked at the young and beautiful girl in front of me and said.

has long beige hair, two braids tied out on both sides, big and watery eyes because of the glued contact lenses, one left and one right, one red and one blue, long eyelashes, and a delicate fair face, which looks very cute.

The top is wearing an aqua blue suspender, the slightly full chest is just on my chest, and the lower body is wearing a pair of hot pants, although it is close to autumn, but the girl who loves beauty is still wearing very cool, the feet are light blue and white high-heeled strap sandals, and the small feet form a beautiful arc.

"No way, who called you so handsome?" Ling'er followed my words, so I didn't even have a chance to fight back.

Seeing that I didn't react, Ling'er took the opportunity to hold my right hand, and her whole body leaned against me, and there was a faint fragrance from her body.

"Amitabha, Amitabha." When I took refuge in my Buddha, my mind suddenly became clear.

"Brother, are we going out to eat today, school is in school, and you haven't come to see me?" Ling'er looked at me with big watery eyes.

This sight piercing the autumn water's breaking technique instantly knocked all my hard straight away.

"Okay, you name where to go." I lamented, my wallet was going to deflat, but it didn't matter, raising my sister, phew, it's still easy to invite my sister to dinner

It was almost night, and the surrounding streets were bustling with traffic, and many people were shuttling through the crowd.

I was dragged by Ling'er.

Her whole body was almost hanging on top of me, and the mountain on her chest that was growing to a higher scale was on my arm.

Although I have been forced by Ling'er to cultivate my concentration for many years, my Tongzigong skills for more than 20 years are still very strong.

When the two great powers are at war between heaven and man within me.

I was dragged into a Western-style restaurant by Ling'er, whose name seems to be Xingbatu.

The tone here is colder, but there is a warmth.

There are dark wooden tables and chairs all around, and the roof is relatively low, the lighting is dim, and each dining table is separated, and only the people around can be faintly seen.

There were a few dim lamps around the table, and vines spreading around, and I don't know if they were real or fake.

The slightly fragrant smell and the smell of wood give this place a special touch.

However, I saw the essence of this place at a glance.

"Why are we going to have a candlelit dinner?" was broken by my glance, and Ling'er seemed a little embarrassed.

"Why, my roommate and I come here a lot, it's just an ordinary restaurant." Ling'er smashed her eyes, and then said with her chin in her hands.

"Don't sell cute, let's be honest, or I'll go." You want to play tricks on me, and you don't want to know who I am?

"Brother, I'll introduce you to a sister later, rest assured that after 2 years of my research, she is definitely the best candidate for my sister-in-law." Ling'er hurriedly told the truth.

I knew it.

Damn, I've seen my parents arrange it, but I haven't seen my sister introduce my sister-in-law to me.

I don't have the heart to have a girlfriend right now, so I said.

"Sister, brother, I still think you are the best-looking, compared to you, I can't eat anyone else." I say it sincerely and hypocritically.

When Zhiling'er heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"That's it, is it okay to let Ling'er be my brother's girlfriend?" After Ling'er said this, she knew that she had said the wrong thing.

As soon as I heard this, I knew that it was not good, and my face sank all at once.

"Ling'er, some things are not a question of whether they can or not, but at the root" I haven't finished yet.

Ling'er decisively diverted the topic.

"Brother, hurry up and order food, you see that the little sister at the door is in a hurry.

Sure enough, as soon as I turned my head, a girl came over with a menu.

"By the way, didn't you say you have a friend? Won't you wait for her?" I turned out the menu, and the menu above scared me.

A piece of meat actually costs 88 yuan, and a bowl of noodles actually costs more than 60 yuan, which is a money grab.

This girl still comes here often, it seems that her parents are usually too tolerant of her, where has the simple spirit gone?

"Don't wait, just give her some when she comes." Ling'er was weak-hearted, so she diverted the topic in advance, and she didn't care at this time.

At this moment, Ling'er's mobile phone suddenly rang.

After receiving the call, Ling'er said, "Well, old seat, come on, oh, you've arrived." ”

After Ling'er hung up the phone, she looked at me mysteriously and said, "Brother, just remember not to drool later." ”

After listening to it, I smiled disdainfully, what era is it, and I still see beautiful women drooling.

Suddenly, I felt a strange feeling in my heart, like something was about to happen.

Ling'er ran out, and sure enough, she brought a girl back.

It's just that when I saw this girl, I was instantly dumbfounded.

When my sister saw me, she instantly stood still in place.

The two of them looked at each other strangely.

"What? That's it? Ling'er said with her hands shaking in front of my eyes.

I immediately realized that this world is simply too small.

Isn't this cute girl in front of me my hero who saved the beauty that night?

"Ahem, sit down." The atmosphere was a bit chilly.

We ordered something casually.

But I don't know what to say, I don't have the heart to find a girlfriend now, it's true that there are still people who have a boyfriend who drives a luxury car, and I'm going to join in the fun.

"I'm full, you talk first, I'll invite you to this meal, you play first." I'm about to run away.

"Wait, it's rare to come out for dinner today, isn't it good to spend more time with us? Shall we go shopping later? Although it is a question sentence, I know that it is an affirmative sentence

"Well, I've got something to do" I'm still struggling.

"Brother, don't you know, Xiaoxi almost had an accident a few days ago, but fortunately she was rescued, can you bear to leave us two weak women and run alone?" Ling'er said.

Oh my God, what a broken excuse.

"Actually," I knew from Ling'er just now, her name is An Nanxi.

"The one who saved me that day was Ling'er, your brother" An Nanxi almost buried his head in his chest when he spoke.

The little face is probably red.

I looked at An Nanxi, this is a shy girl, soft and weak, I really can't say anything.

I feel more and more upset about my relationship now.

"I still have something urgent, I'll go first." I hurriedly got up.

I hurried to the counter to check out.

When I ran out of the hotel, I felt relaxed.

I'm not a person with a problematic orientation, and I'm not an unmarried.

But I really don't have the heart to get involved in the relationship problem now, and maybe time will help me solve this problem

Re-entered the world of gaming.

I thought that I hadn't changed jobs yet, so I went to the Skills Mentor to do the transfer.

Although I think the NPCs with identities in Huaxia have very high IQs, maybe their moral character is not bad. At least there will be no such thing as a warrior mentor flirting with an archer mentor.

But I found out I was wrong.

Archer Mentor MM is still enduring the Warrior Mentor's sneering jokes one after another.

"Alin, you are so beautiful today, as beautiful as a flower." The warrior mentor was bored and accosted the archer girl.

Archer Instructor MM's face was full of helplessness.

At this moment, a short, middle-aged uncle with a lewd face and dressed in black let out a contemptuous laugh, as if he was mocking the warrior mentor's low emotional intelligence.

"Hmph, good-for-nothing guys are still laughing at me?" The Warrior Mentor scoffed.

"I'm good for nothing? Tell me what are your strengths? "This is the Mentor of the Assassins.

The warrior mentor took a horse and said, "My horse is well raised." ”

The Mentor asked, "Is a well-bred horse a skill?" You can't even afford a house, where does your horse sleep?

Warrior Mentor "the groove." ”

The Mentor asked, "What breed of horse is you?" ”

Warrior Mentor "Grass Mud Horse"

The Mentor continued, "Where did this horse come from?" ”

Warrior Mentor "Male-Gobi." ”

I was almost laughing to death.

This is a dialogue designed by which program ape, too spoofed.

Fortunately, neither the Assassin Mentor nor the Warrior Mentor knew what these words meant, otherwise the two would have pinched each other a long time ago.

I walked quickly up to the Mentor Assassin and said, "Teacher, I'm going to change jobs. ”

The Assassin Mentor turned around, looked at me, and said, "Okay, now you go to Mochizukihara and bring back the unique product of the place, the Moontear Flower, even if you succeed."

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