The old man knew that the things behind the bathroom door had shocked Luo Weixi, sighed softly, got up and dusted off the glass slag on his body: "Now do you believe that I am the king of the ball?" ”

Luo Weixi kept nodding his head like a chicken pecking rice.

"Tell me, what did you see in the bathroom?"

Luo Weixi was shocked, and took three deep breaths before saying, "I—I saw Perrin." ”

"Who else?"

"There are also Zheng Zhi, Yu Dabao, Ren Hang, ......" Luo Weixi accurately reported the list of the entire national football team.

If someone in the world can stuff the entire national football team in the bathroom, then this person must be an immortal with great mana, and it is obvious that Gao Yu, who is close to a thousand years old, meets these conditions.

"Don't be so afraid, I won't eat you again." Gao Yu sat back on the sofa.

Luo Weixi had to be afraid, I don't believe you try what it feels like to suddenly have more than 20 people in the bathroom at home in the middle of the night. But he really couldn't suppress the curiosity in his heart, and after thinking about it, he stammered and asked, "High, high, high...... Captain Gao, how could Pei Lan lead Zheng Zhi and them to hide, hide, hide...... Hiding in my bathroom? ”

Gao Yu said: "They are not hiding in the bathroom, but I cast a spell to connect the door of the bathroom with the door of the national football locker room, so as soon as you open it, you can see the situation in the locker room now." ”

"Gao, Captain Gao, you won't come to me for revenge, will you? I'm really not Zhang Qing without feathers, nor am I a hero in Liangshan......" Luo Weixi decided to tattoo the five words "people can't look good" on his chest as soon as it was dawn.

Gao Yu waved his hand generously: "Hey, old past, I have already reconciled with the heroes of Liangshan." Didn't I just say that I have a big thing to tell you when I was looking for you. ”

"What...... What's up? As long as I can do it, I can help you do it. ”

Gao Yu sighed and said: "You also saw that half an hour ago, the national football team drew with Hong Kong, and this World Cup is about to hang up again." It's been almost a thousand years since I quit football, I didn't think about it for a whole thousand years, Chinese football has not eased up, as China's first football king, I really can't let this situation continue. ”

"Captain Gao, you have such great powers, as long as you turn the Brazilian and Argentine gangs into Chinese, won't you be able to get out of the line?"

Gao Yu smiled bitterly and said: "Little friend, you are too naïve, the country has national laws, and the heavens have heavenly rules, and mana can't be used like this, otherwise I wouldn't have come to you." ”

Luo Weixi suddenly had a feeling that Gao Yu would turn himself into a combination of Pele and Maradona, and then lead the national football team to be invincible until the World Cup.

It's a pity that the reality has always been very skinny, and Gao Yu pulled him back to reality with one sentence: "Children, don't come up with those strange thoughts, if I can turn you into a combination of Pele and Maradona, the national football team will win half an hour ago." ”

"So what can I do to help you?"

"That's right, I'm now the vice president of the Heavenly Court Football Association......"

The king of the ball is indeed the king of the ball, even in the sky, he can hold an important position, but it is more surprising that it is a deputy position. Luo Weixi interrupted Gao Yu's words: "A generation of football kings are just vice chairmen, so who is the chairman?" ”

There seemed to be tears flying in Gao Yu's eyes: "It's Wuda." ”

"Wuda?" Luo Weixi jumped up: "It's the Wuda that is not much taller than the wine bottle?" Can he manage football? He's pretty much the same when he goes to curling. ”

Gao Yu looked unwilling: "Hey, Wu Da can not sit in this position because of his younger brother Wu Song." ”

"What does Wu Song do?"

"Fight the tigers." Gao Yu said.

"Okay, I'm fine, you go on."

Gao Yu didn't seem to be able to get rid of the depressed mood that Huai Cai had not encountered, and was silent for a long time before continuing: "The vice chairman is nothing special, just to teach football dance and understand the situation in the folk football world, and then I found a problem: the grievances of Chinese fans have accumulated to the point that it is almost impossible to resolve." ”

"In the West, after the general grievances have accumulated deeply, the Western Heavenly Court Football Association will assign a star to come to the mortal world to help them win results, so that some of the grievances can be resolved. For example, Puskas in Hungary, Cruyff in the Netherlands, and Suarez in Uruguay now. ”

"But our Chairman Wu didn't take the usual path and sent five Liangshan heroes to act as stars, these five people are: Ximen Qing, Qin Ming, ......"

"Wait, Captain Gao." Luo Weixi interrupted Gao Yu again with apprehension: "Ximenqing doesn't seem to be a good man in Liangshan. ”

Gao Yu frowned: "Don't interrupt me all the time, I didn't tell you, it's been a thousand years, and all enemies have been reconciled, and Chairman Wu and Ximenqing have already become friends." ”

Luo Weixi nodded in agreement and motioned for Gao Yu to continue.

"These five people are: Ximen Qing, Qin Ming, Li Kui, Shi Xiu and Yan Qing." Gao Yu said.

Luo Weixi suddenly remembered the Five Uniques of the Central Plains.

"Although these five people have their own unique skills, they don't understand football, how can they eliminate the resentment in the football world after going down to earth, and the resentment is getting heavier and heavier. Luckily, I finally found a solution after a trip abroad. The method is this: grudge trading. ”

As soon as he heard such a dark word, he knew that it was not simple, but Luo Weixi didn't dare to ask, he was afraid that asking Gao Yu again would connect the door of the bathroom with Zhongnanhai.

Fortunately, Gao Yu quickly began to explain: "Grudge trading is: making a private transaction with another parallel space, we help them solve some grievances, and in turn, they also help us solve some grievances, and the equivalent transaction is fair and reasonable." ”

Luo Weixi had heard of the concept of parallel space, but it sounded more nihilistic to solve grievances or something, and he still didn't understand what Gao Yu meant.

Gao Yu seemed to see his confusion and said, "Let me give you an example, let me ask you, what is your biggest grudge?" ”

"I didn't reincarnate in Bill Gates." Luo Weixi replied without thinking.

"Be serious!" Gao Yu said: "I am in charge of football, and I ask about the most regrettable thing in football. ”

"Football lottery has never won the first prize."

"If you say that again, I'll connect the door of your house to the septic tank downstairs."

Luo Weixi pouted: "Don't you just want to hear me, my biggest grievance is that the national football team can't enter the World Cup?" ”

Gao Yu's eyes lit up: "That's right, the grudge trade is that you help people in another space solve their grievances about football, and in turn, they will help you solve your grievances about football - that is, let the national football team enter the World Cup." ”

"And what are their grievances?" Luo Weixi asked.

Gao Yu said: "That's a lot, for example, Beckham's grievance is a red card for the World Cup, for example, Terry's grievance is a penalty kick on a rainy night in Moscow......"

Luo Weixi finally understood: "You mean that if I help Terry score a penalty on a rainy night in Moscow, then in turn Terry will help the national football team enter the World Cup?" ”

Gao Yu smiled and said, "Although it's not all right, that's probably what it means." ”

"I see." Luo Weixi looked suddenly realized: "But how can I help Terry, do you tell me to go to another parallel space, and then rush into the field when Terry takes a penalty and hold the ball into the goal?" ”

"Of course not, once the deal is finalized, you'll be replaced by the disgruntled star like John Terry," Gao said. In addition to his thinking skills, you will have all the skills he has to play football, including understanding his language. Imagine how exhilarating it would be for you to become Terry and kick the ball into the net on a pitch with tens of thousands of people! ”

Luo Weixi felt that Gao Yu didn't do MLM: "Why don't you do such a happy thing yourself?" Besides, even if you want to find someone else, you should find someone with a better sense of football, so why do you have to look for me? ”

Gao Yu looked approving: "You finally asked the point, why don't I do it myself, it's very simple, because I am an immortal, and immortals can't enter another parallel space, but mortals can." As for why I'm looking for you, it's simpler because I trust you. ”

"Trust me? Why do you trust me? ”

As soon as Gao Yu heard this, his eyes were suddenly full of pathos, and even his voice became a little trembling: "Little friend, do you remember my son in the Song Dynasty, it was Gao Yanei who molested Lin Chong's wife." ”

Gao Yanei, a playboy who doesn't learn and doesn't know anything, is almost the most famous rich second generation in Chinese history, how could Luo Weixi not know him? Luo Weixi nodded.

"He can't become an immortal, he has already been reincarnated......" Gao Yu's voice became deeper and lower.

Luo Weixi felt that the development of the situation seemed to be a little beyond his expectations, he instantly seemed to understand something, and stammered: "You, you won't say that I am, it's you......"

Gao Yu nodded, his originally energetic face grew old in an instant, and a trace of warmth appeared in his eyes: "You guessed right, you are my son Gao Yanei......"

Evil, evil, Luo Weixi suddenly understood why he couldn't read well or play football, this is a kind of inheritance, and he is paying off the debt he owed a thousand years ago. Looking at the old man in front of him who took care of him infinitely a thousand years ago, Luo Weixi suddenly felt extremely kind, and could no longer control his feelings, and knelt down with a "plop": "Dad-"

“…… of the scholars. Hey, kid, why did you get down on your knees? What did you just call me? Gao Yu was taken aback by the sudden warm scene.

Luo Weixi got up again with a dark face: "It's okay, Captain Gao, can you talk faster in the future." ”

"When people are old, they are slow to speak, and there is nothing they can do. I've known you for a thousand years, and seeing that you've always had a good character and a tight mouth, you're undoubtedly a trustworthy person, so I decided to let you do it. ”

"Captain Gao, what about your reincarnated son? Isn't your son more trustworthy than me? ”

Gao Yu's eyes became dim again when he heard "son": "Hey, don't mention that kid." That kid has inherited some of my skills, and he used to play in the capital, so he is a Chinese star. It's a pity that it's been a thousand years and you're still like that, and now you're in prison for taking drugs, or I wouldn't have come to you. ”

Luo Weixi looked at Na Ying on the cover of the magazine on the table, and a name suddenly appeared in his mind......

"Alright." Gao Yu decided to stop the topic, and his face gradually returned to normal: "The ins and outs of the matter, including all my secrets, have been told to you, are you willing to help with this favor?" ”

Looking at Gao Yu's smiling face, Luo Weixi felt that if he dared to show a trace of hesitation, he was afraid that he would have nothing to do with the septic tank downstairs in this life.

"Help! Of course help! Luo Weixi said with a righteous face.

Gao Yu was quite moved, and held Luo Weixi's hand tightly, his eyes had become moist: "Chinese football is dawning!" ”